A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on

board, but there are only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says:

„I am Ronaldo, best soccerplayer in the world. The soccer-playing world needs me, i cannot let my fans down by dying now.“

So he graps the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger,Hillary Clinton, says:

„I am the wife of the former president of the United States of America; I am senator of the state New York and I have plans to someday become President of the United States of America myself “ So she too graps a parachute and jumps out of the plane.  

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:

„I am the current President of the United States of America. I have a big responsability in todays world politics. I am also the smartest president in the history of the United States so i owe it to my people to not die.“

So he too graps a parachute and jumps after the other two.

 The fourth passanger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a small schoolboy: „I am old. I have lived my life as a good man and priest. So i give you the last parachute because you still have a full life ahead of you.“ 

The small kid answers:

“Don‘t worry old man...

There‘s a parachute for both of us !

The smartest president of America jumped with my schoolbag......“ 

The moral of this story….The moral of this story….

Each country gets the president it Each country gets the president it deserves.deserves.

Oh my God…. Can‘t that idiot just shut the fuck up!