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    A Little Reading

    By

    Billy McBride

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    Copyright 2010, by William McBride

    ISBN 978-0-557-94250-3

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    Who attempts to come up and teach reading?

    Readers need to fight to stay ahead.

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    Socrates discusses the strange origins of words and what

    they mean in Cratylus.

    Socrates quests for meaning.

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    Joseph, the prisoner interpreted the scattered dreams of the

    Pharaoh.

    Joseph had fun reading.

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    Sigmund Freud solved a puzzle and invented the

    psychoanalytic method.

    Freud figured it out.

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    5.

    Hamlet composed the commotion of theMousetrapplay to

    help his audience learn of Claudius murder of his father.

    Claudius murdered Hamlets Father, the Ghost.

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    The proportional characters of ShakespearesLoves

    Labors Loststudy much in their little Academy.

    The crowd in the Academy studies literature.

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    The Gods in the heavens in HomersIliad watch over and

    discuss the lives of humans.

    The Gods spy.

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    In ChaucersMillers Talethe student plots and plans a

    story about a eerie new flood.

    A flood is bad.

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    Sunny Walt Whitman asks us to stop with him so that we

    may learn the meanings of all poetry.

    Whitman is a teacher.

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    Everything, all memory, is included in the Torah, Moses

    book.

    Memory gets us ahead.

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    Don Quixote dreamily corrects Sancho Panza about the

    proper uses of words.

    Don Quixote quests accuracy.

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    The Atobots are the useless shades which keep us behind

    from reading and being even more awesome.

    Atobots harm.

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    Platos Cave is a place where men with a crowd study only

    shadows and shades.

    The people of the crowd are kept imprisoned.

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    The Pharaoh kept the struggling Israelites from freedom.

    The Pharaoh had force.

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    Depression and illegal drugs can hurt.

    Depression harms.

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    Fortinbras inHamletis a general who attacks many over a

    small piece of raised land.

    An open space is needed.

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    The impatient crowd inJulius Caesarkilled Cinna, the

    poet.

    Poetry is power spiraling ahead.

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    Hades is the night underworld in theIliad.

    Hades contains ghosts.

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    In Chaucers The Millers Talethe student lets the rustic

    carpenter worry about another predicted epic flood; and

    thus the carpenter builds a boat.

    The carpenter was tricked into working.

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    Walt Whitman is surrounded by invading trippers and

    bullies.

    Bullies are bad.

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    The broken shells, or kelipoth balls, of Kabbalistic texts are

    the shards into which we have fallen from our previous

    glories.

    Some people are further behind than others.

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    Don Quixotes books were burned violently by a priest.

    Don Quixote loved reading.

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    Blinded by hype!

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    Those who argue against the sophists are blinded by their

    sly rhetoric.

    Sophists are persuasive.

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    Isaac was blind in his dark old age and gave his blessing to

    the wrong son.

    The wrong son was Jacob.

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    Oedipus blinded himself after he learned the overwhelming

    truth that his wife was his mother.

    Oedipus was Freuds object of literary study for the

    Oedipus Complex.

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    Hamlet murdered Polonius who was hidden behind a fuzzy

    curtain.

    Polonius was a spy.

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    Glochester was blinded, his sight cruelly taken from him.

    Glochester was good.

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    The Trojans who killed Patroclus thought that he was the

    hated Achilles who was asked to but did not fight.

    Achilles needed to fight.

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    Work has Kept some in Time from Reading!

    Reading is relaxing.

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    Socrates friends want to understand how they can help him

    but he does not allow it since he refused the chance to

    escape prison and go home with them.

    Socrates friends fail at helping.

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    Let my people go.

    - Moses, a teacher

    Moses stood up to bullies.

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    So how do I with my memory fight against the Pharaoh?

    How did Moses?

    Moses helped the scared.

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    An illness can keep us busy and confined.

    An illness traps us.

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    The Ghost in Hamlet is prevented from being entirely in

    safe peace.

    Hamlets Ghost works.

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    Glochesters dense blindness held him back from some

    things.

    Glochester became further behind.

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    Priam calls to the tent of Achilles and has to beg Achilles to

    help him mourn his son and understand.

    Priam was depressed.

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    Flippancy and Catching Cowardice!

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    The accusers and most of the common jury of Socrates

    were bad to him.

    Accusers are bad.

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    The Israelites who involved themselves in the worship of

    the Golden Calf and other idols were scared of Law.

    The worshippers of false Gods were scared.

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    Tribesmen who killed their father in Freuds Totem and

    Taboowere frightened cowards.

    Freud exposed cowards.

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    Polonius was a disciplinary and supercilious.

    Polonius was a father.

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    Falstaff did not fight to solve problems like a soldier.

    Falstaff relaxed and became at ease.

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    Agamemnon could have early on done more to sway

    Achilles.

    Agamemnons job to sway Achilles was incomplete.

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    I didnt readHamletin Hawaii, but were big time working

    on it.

    - Bnayvoovah

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    Trying to figure these complicated things out!

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    M.O.A.T. Fundraisers ask: How do we raise money to

    build M.O.A.T. Spirals and make them famous?

    We need money to build Spirals.

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    M.O.A.T. Marketers ask: How do we get an audience and

    call upon them?

    We need to sway the crowd.

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    M.O.A.T. Builders ask: How do we order our big plans?

    We build to create meaning.

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    COTE workers ask: How do we expand with help from our

    friends?

    Friends should help.

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    COTE workers ask: How do we market with the right kind

    of people profitably?

    We need money.

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    COTE workers ask: Where and for whom do we sell when

    we have the opportunity?

    We need a crowd.

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    TRICKED AGAIN!

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    M.O.A.T. Fundraisers have come way too late in time to

    ask for money straight away.

    Money is a kind of poetry says Wallace Stevens.

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    Esau and Isaac and Laban were all poor victims of Jabobs

    trickeries.

    Jacob was a trickster.

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    M.O.A.T. Marketers believe that it is unfortunate that they

    have come so late in time to help the confused.

    M.O.A.T., The Monumental Outrageousness Around Texas

    is held behind.

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    M.O.A.T. Builders believe that M.O.A.T. definitely should

    have been built by now on an open space.

    M.O.A.T. needs to get ahead.

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    COTE shouldnt have to be so far behind with readers.

    Readers need to help COTE, a charitable organization

    which raises money to help victims of schizophrenia,

    cancer, AIDs, and rape, whom we love.

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    COTE shouldnt have to remind other individuals of their

    ability to help.

    COTE sells the products of M.O.A.T., the tourist attraction

    Spirals.

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    What are the meanings of this little book I present?

    I quest for meaning.