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DE-STRESS WITH YOGA

THIS WEEKEND

CURING YOUR

TURKEY CRAVINGS

ROCHESTER’S WEEKLY WHAT-TO-DO GUIDEDECEMBER 7-DECEMBER 13, 2017

A DUMMIES GUIDE TO CATCH YOU UP ON EVERYTHING STAR WARS

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VOLUME 4, NUMBER 49 • DECEMBER 7, 2017

Star Wars: it’s among the most

American of traditions, and now that

Disney’s in charge, we’re getting new

installments each year. More movies

means more confusion, though. Our

guide to “The Last Jedi“ should answer

any questions you have about that galaxy

far, far away, no matter how little you

know about that universe.

Maybe you dislike space epics, for

some reason. Fine. There’s a ton of holiday

season activities out there to check out...

so many, in fact, that we’ve dedicated the

center spread of this issue to a collossal

flow chart.

But if you’re still out-of-breath and

emotionally spent from Thanksgiving, we

get that, too. There’s a special piece on

restorative yoga on page 11 just for you.

12/7Allison Roe, Special Sections Editor

Bryan Lund, writer and editor

features

Thank you to our 507 sponsors

Brothers Bar & GrillMed City Vapors

Charlie’s Eatery and Pub

SPECIAL SECTIONS EDITOR

Allison Roe • [email protected]

MEDIA MARKETING DIRECTOR

Kristy Mintz • [email protected]

6 HOUSE CONCERTSThe art of bringing musicians into your home.

9 GIFT GUIDE PART IIWhat’s more lasting than a memory? Nothing.

11 RESTORATIVE YOGACalm down and rest a while; Anne Halliwell explains how.

12 HOLIDAY EVENTSThe holidays are here and we’ve got events to prove it.

14 STAR WARS The Last Jedi is coming and Bryan Lund is a nerd, so he’s

provided a guide to the new film.

23 HOLIDAY MARKETSBig box flourescent lights got you alienated? Here are

some alternative shopping hubs.

also inside4 • Odds and Ends7 • Garage Band Reunion8 • Dining Out

10 • Santa Run 5k15 • Movies16 • Calendar

Restorative Yoga and

Aromatherapy Class

(p. 11)

Holiday Gift Guide (p. 9)

Star Wars:

The Last Jedi

(p. 14)

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Bob Ross Paint-a-LongWhen: 7 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 13

Where: Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester

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Where: Homestead Church, 6301 Bandel Rd. NW, Ste 503, Rochester

Cost: Free, but please bring a toy donate

Worldwide Candle LightingWhen: 6:00 p.m. Sunday Dec. 10

Where: Bethel Lutheran Church, 810 3rd Ave. SE, Rochester.

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Where will you tell your

kids you were the day

before “The Last Jedi”

released? If you’re a moral,

giving, and righteous

person, you’ll probably say

you were at Homestead

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Tots Star Wars party.

Donating toys already feels

great, but when you drop

off your donation at this

shindig, you’ll get to test

out some blasters, practice

your lightsaber skills, and meet the famed astromech droid R2-D2. The

organizers have settled on a screening of “Empire Strikes Back,” but if you’d rather spend your

time playing games, both Rogue Squadron and Battlefront will be available.

The Compassionate Friends Worldwide Candle Lighting is a worldwide effort

to unite family and friends in honor of sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, and

grandchildren who left too soon. At 7 p.m. local time, hundreds of people

gather to light candles to honor the memory of their beloved children. This

creates a 24-hour wave of light around the globe as it moves form timezone

to timezone. The event is believed to be the largest mass candle lighting in the

world. The Rochester Compassionate Friends Chapter invites you to a social

hour beginning at 6 p.m. before the lighting ceremony.

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It’s time to light up the Menorah, and this year, Rochester’s doing it with

style. Hang out in the Peace Plaza to mark the start of Chanukah. This

event will feature a lighting ceremony, giveaways, arts and crafts, and,

most crucially, dreidels. For more info, check out jewishrochestermn.com/

chanukah.

Chanukah ExtravaganzaWhen: 5 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 14

Where: Peace Plaza, Downtown Rochester

Cost: Free[

507’s musician group photoWhen: 5:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 12

Where: Mayo Civic Center, 30 Civic Center Dr. SE, Rochester

Cost: Free[Want to be in the 2017 version of the above photo? Now’s your chance. If

you’re a musician in Rochester or southeastern Minnesota, we want you

in front of the lens. Our faithful music scribe and scene-shepard John

Sievers was instrumental in planning our annual pic, and we can’t wait to

gather with all of the beautiful soundsmiths of the region.

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ROCHESTER Choral Arts CHOIR singing Christmas Carols

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craft beer

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&christmas carols

A house concert is one of the most

intimate ways to enjoy live music

since it takes place in the comfortable

confines of a household living space.

The musician may just be feet away,

and the audience can really focus on the

songs. Most house concerts are one-off

shows, but one local company has been

hosting them for years.

Camelback Concerts has been one of

Rochester’s best-kept secrets since Joanne

Martin and Tim Hildebrandt first opened

their Rochester home to host concerts

in 2011. Over the years, they’ve hosted

many musicians including Sally Barris, a

well-known Nashville song writer whose

songs have been covered by stars like

Kathy Mattea and Tricia Yearwood. They’ve

also featured Ronny Cox, famous for his

role as Drew Ballinger in the film

“Deliverance.”

“My role is to book the talent

and invite the audience, and

then prepare for the concert,”

Martin says. “Tim does the

heavy lifting setting up chairs

and the sound system.”

Though Camelback Concerts

is a small local venue, it

gets support from

membership

in larger

organizations.

Martin says they

are Folk Alliance

International

members. This

group, in its

mission to

nurture the

folk music

community, has

negotiated an

agreement with

professional rights

organizations

like BMI and

ASCAP that

allow house

concerts in

private homes to

avoid music licensing

fees. They also belong

to Concerts in Your

Home, a network

that connects touring

musicians with house

concert hosts.

For Martin, the best

thing about hosting a house concert is

“knowing that at the end of the evening,

the artists connected with your guests and

everyone had a good time.”

The next show from Camelback Concerts

will feature Wyatt Easterling performing a

Sunday show on Dec. 10. Easterling’s recent

album, “Divining Rod,” was ranked as the

number 5 Top Folk Album earlier this year

in an online folk forum.

Easterling took some time to answer a

couple questions for 507 Magazine readers.

You started working on your most recent album, “Divining Rod,” in 2016. What was the process of making this record like?

I wanted to record a CD away from the

influence of Nashville and found the perfect

fit with producer/artist Chris Rosser in

Asheville, NC. We had a blast recording

what became “Divining Rod” over the

course of a year. I’d go up to Asheville and

work for four or five days then head home

with the results. It took a while, but it was

worth it to me. For the most part, we only

used musicians from NC.

What inspired the title?The title “Divining Rod” came about

when I found I didn’t have a song in the

batch that captured the essence of the

whole collection of songs. I recalled a blog

where I had used a divining rod as an

analogy of some sort, and it seemed to fit

what I was trying to say in a number of the

songs. A divining rod or dowsing rod has

been used for hundreds of years to find the

spot to dig for water, or as I learned reading

up on the practice, to find lost objects and

to even ask the great unknown for answers

to life’s mysteries. I found the cover photo

online from a photographer in Australia

and that sealed it for me.”

by JOHN SIEVERS

Rochester’s best-kept concert secret

I F Y O U G OWhat Wyatt Easterling house concert

When Doors open at 5 p.m., Sunday, Dec. 10

Admission Suggested $15-20 donation (all donations go to the artist)

For directions, RSVP to [email protected]

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Once upon a time in a distant rock

‘n’ roll galaxy, there was a rock

band known as Judd.

Judd’s time has come again.

The Rochester band, which went

national in the 1970s, will reunite

one last time to perform Saturday at

Hell Freezes Over, a night of music by

Rochester garage bands from the ‘60s

and ‘70s.

“It’s a really neat thing to have the

opportunity,” said Scott “Scooter”

Nelson, an original member of Judd.

Other members of the band included,

at one time or another, Steve McLoone,

Bruce Judd, John Thomson, Dik

Shopteau, Brian Rossie, Tom Williams,

Dave Williams, Jerome Beckley, and

Dave Tinetti. Not all are able to make it

to Saturday’s reunion show, Nelson said.

All of the original members were from

Rochester. “We were half John Marshall

and half Mayo,” Nelson said of the band

members’ high schools. McLoone, from

Waseca, was the only non-Rochesterite

in the group.

Judd, also known as the Judd Group,

was easily the most successful garage

band in Rochester’s history. The band

recorded two albums, “Rhythm and

Space” and “Second Thoughts,” and

toured with major acts like the Beach

Boys, Ike & Tina Turner, and Todd

Rundgren.

It was quite an adventure for a group

of kids who started out playing at local

parties and dances.

“We spent six years on the road, got

to go all over the world, make a couple

of records,” Nelson said. “We didn’t get

rich or famous, but I wouldn’t trade it.”

Some of the original members have

stayed active in music. Nelson, for

instance, has played with the Mary Jane

Alm Band since 1979. He also teaches

at the Institute of Production and

Recording in Minneapolis.

Also scheduled to play Saturday will

be members of the Rogues, Downchilds,

Therica, Booker Mini, and the Reunion

Band.

Judd’s set will include some of the

band’s original songs, as well as covers

of songs by Santana and Yes. “We’ve

actually rehearsed, which is amazing,”

Nelson said.

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Contributed photo

by TOM WEBER

Hell hath frozen over

I F Y O U G OWhat Hell Freezes Over, featuring members of Judd, the Rogues, Downchilds, Therica, Booker Mini and the Reunion Band

When 6 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 9

Where Rochester Eagles Club, 917 15th Ave. SE, Rochester

Admission $10

SATURDAY

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and next to Country

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Stretching Thanksgiving into December

Thanksgiving may be over, but for you

die-hard turkey fans there’s still plenty

of the bird left to be found – and

devoured – at area restaurants.

If it’s straight-up comfort food

you seek, a handful of local eateries

feature open-faced turkey sandwiches on

their menus, complete with traditional

trimmings. And what’s more, all of these

dishes can be had for less than $14.

Chester’s Kitchen & Bar, 111 S

Broadway #108, Rochester, has a turkey-

laden sandwich on its lunch menu year

round. It comes with mashed potatoes,

homemade cranberry sauce, gravy (which

they call ‘good juice’ for a reason), on white

bread. “It’s amazing,” says front of house

manager James Zelton. “It’s a very popular

item for us.”

If you’re closer to Saint Marys Hospital,

hit the tried-and-true Canadian Honker,

1203 2nd St. SW, Rochester, for their

turkey sammy. There’s no time limit here

either, since the sandwich is a year-round

featured menu item. “It’s always a popular

dish, but you do see the numbers go up this

time of year,” says manager Corey Hirlston.

“It’s kind of a comfort food type of meal.”

At Glynner’s Pub, 1643 1/2 N

Broadway Ave., Rochester, the hot turkey

plate is a Thursday-only specialty item.

Manager Matt Floen says it’s a good one,

especially in the wintertime. It’s popular

enough to warrant being held over from

November into December.

Whistle Binkies Olde World Pub, 3120 Wellner Dr. NE, Rochester, has a

year-round open-faced turkey sandwich

that is the joy of joys for many diners.

Some opt for the half-sized portion, says

manager Chrissy Abraham, because “turkey

with the trimmings can sometimes be a

little filling. It’s a little surprising, too, after

Thanksgiving how many we sell. People

love their turkey.”

If you prefer a non-traditional turkey-

heavy meal, no worries. Rochester again

has you covered.

Back at Chester’s, set your stomach right

with either the turkey avocado melt or the

turkey avocado burger. “Both are really

popular options,” says Zelton. At Glynner’s,

the Texas turkey melt is a fan favorite.

And at Whistle Binkies, check out the new

turkey broccoli salad concoction, which is

winning over more and more diners the

longer it’s on the menu, Abraham says.

Dooley’s Pub has the turkey bacon

avocado wrap as one of its most long-

standing menu items, according to

assistant manager Alex Greising. “It’s one

of our specialties,” he says. “It’s been on the

menu for probably six years. It’s definitely a

popular one year-round.”

At Tonic Local Kitchen & Juice Bar,

217 2nd St. SW, Rochester, a standard

go-to is the Our Rachel sandwich, which

features local, whole-roasted turkey, house

kraut, scratch thousand island dressing,

and baby Swiss, piled on cranberry and wild

rice bread. Delish!

Then there’s Porch, 20 4th St. SE,

Rochester, which is well regarded for its

fried chicken. But don’t overlook the

smoked turkey BLT, which is served on

caraway rye bread during lunch only.

If you don’t have time for a sit-down

meal, head to Potbelly Sandwich Shop, 318 1st Ave. SW, Rochester, for a turkey

club. Served with bacon and cheddar

cheese, and topped with lettuce, tomato,

and mayo on multigrain bread, this sammy

comes in at 740 yummy calories.

How popular is turkey? Well, according

to the National Turkey Federation (and

yes, there is one), 88 percent of Americans

eat turkey on Thanksgiving. Last year, 736

million pounds of turkey were consumed

on Thanksgiving alone. That’s a lot of bird!

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C H E S T E R ’ S K I T C H E N & B A R

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Sometimes you want a gift you can hold onto, but sometimes you want something more memorable. Here are a few gift ideas for those of you looking for a holiday experience.

Rent outdoor equipment and go on an adventure.

At Tyrol Ski and Sport, 923

2nd St. SW, Rochester, you can

rent just about anything for a

wintery adventure. But what kind

of adventure are we talking about?

Downhill skis or snowboard

rentals are perfect for the most

adventurous said store owner

Kristin Welch.

At Tyrol, they range from $20 to

$30. Equipment can be upgraded

to a performance package, perfect

for above-beginner riders. And, if

you plan on skiing Welch Village,

you can snag your lift ticket from

Tyrol and skip the lift line once

you’re at the hill.

For the slightly less adventurous,

Tyrol has cross-country ski rentals

for both touring and skate styles.

Those run $18 a day for touring

and $20 for skate.

“If you just want to go out a walk

in the woods or walk on the snowy

trails, we’ve got snowshoe rentals,”

said Welch. Adult and junior

packages go for $10 a day.

After you nab your rentals, the

only step left is to layer up and

#experiencewinter.

Go on a heavy equipment adventureBig boys and girls need big toys.

Enter Extreme Sandbox, 1901

Glendale Rd., Hastings, a heavy

equipment adventure company

where people pay to play on their

construction equipment. Ever wanted

to dig with an excavator? Haul

with a wheel loader or dozer with a

bulldozer? Here, you can. Packages

range from $195 to $895. You can

do one hour in the sandbox or seven,

depending on how much you’re willing

to spend. Check out extremesandbox.

com for full details.

Examine past grandeur at the Mayowood Mansion Christmas Tours

Dive into a world of past elegance

at the Christmas Tours at Mayowood Mansion. Running through Dec. 17,

these tours feature a treasure trove of

info about the Mayowood Mansion

and its inhabitants. Volunteers have

decorated the place to the nines, so

expect to come away with exceedingly

graceful ideas for your own home. The

experience begins with refreshments

and a film about the mansion and the Mayo family. It’s

followed by a one-hour tour of the mansion.

Tours run on Thursdays and Fridays at 10 a.m, 11:30 a.m.,

1 p.m., and 2:30 p.m., on Saturdays at 10 a.m, 11:30 a.m., 1

p.m., 2:30 p.m., and 4 p.m., and on Sundays at 1:30 a.m., 1

p.m., and 2:30 p.m.

Tickets cost $22 for adults, $10 for children under 12, and

free for children under 4. Tickets can be purchased at The

History Center, 1195 West Circle Dr. SW, Rochester, and

reservations made by calling 507-282-9447.

Learn something at Eagle BluffEagle Bluff Environmental Nature Center,

28097 Goodview Dr., Lanesboro, is a regional

treasure. It’s known for a wonderful high ropes

course in the summertime, but its impressive

roster of skills classes are a great way to keep your

mind moving through the winter months. Skills

range from taxidermy to breadbaking: check out

eagle-bluff-skills-school.org for a full list.

Play Vintage Video GamesAt the Machine Shed, 11 2nd St. NE,

Rochester’s only arcade, you’re never far

from a good time. Home to a menagerie

of vintage cabinet video games which

have been refurbished and brought back

to life by co-owners James Pinky Aakre

and Branden Strong, The Machine Shed

is a nostalgia trip wrapped in positive

vibes. The best part? You can leave your

quarters at home. Players pay a flat rate

for a full day of playing. Those 13 and

older pay $10, kids 8 to 12 pay $5, and

kids younger than 7 play for free. The

Shed is closed on Mondays for private

events, and open Tuesday through

Thursday from 11 a.m. to 10 p.m., on

Friday and Saturday from 11 a.m. to 12

a.m., and Sunday from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Parking is allowed in the attached parking

lot, and there is free street parking on

weekends.

Take in the city’s sparkle on the Jolly Trolley Santa and Holiday Lights Tour

Rochester is home to many

things, exceptional holiday light

displays chief among them. The

Rochester Trolley Company’s

Jolly Trolley Tour has become

an area tradition. The tour goes

out daily and lasts 90 minutes.

You can choose between the

north or south sides of the city.

Both tours visit Santa’s workshop and he’ll even board the trolley

most nights.

Monday through Friday, the North tours depart at 6 p.m., and

the South one leaves at 8 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays, the North

tour departs at 5:30 p.m. and the South one at 7:30 p.m. All tours

leave from the Peace Plaza in front of the Downtown Marriott

Hotel, 101 1st Ave. SW. You’ll know you’re in the right the spot by

the reindeer logo on the lamp post.

Reservations are required. Tickets cost $20 for adults and

$15 for children 11 and under. Call 507-421-0573 to make a

reservation.

Christmas gift ideas

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Saturday, December 9, 2017Session 1: 12pm-4pmSession 2: 6pm-9pm

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Designated Driver $10

Valid ID required at door

On Saturday, Dec. 9, two weeks

before Christmas, there will be a

striking sight to behold: Hundreds

of Santas running around Mayo

High School in southeast Rochester.

It will mean one of two things. One,

Christmas is just around the corner. And

two, the third annual Scheels Santas

on the Run 5K race is here. But there’s

something better than beholding it;

you can run it yourself. Here are seven

reasons you should consider doing so.

1. It’s something to do to get yourself

in the holiday spirit. Every person who

participates gets a Santa suit. “Most

everybody runs in them,” said race

director Mark Bunger. “It’s quite a sight

to see.” 

2. There are refreshments. After the

race, all finishers get hot cocoa and

cookies.

3. Christmas is a wonderful time of the

year. For some, it’s the best. But when

everything else is about eating food and

expanding waistlines, the Santa run is

something you can do for your health and

wellbeing.

4. There are Santa suits for children,

too. There are Santa suits for toddlers

zero to three, for children three to six and

kids six to 12. Come one, come all. 

5. You don’t have to cross any roads

that might put runners in danger. The

race starts at Mayo High School and

runners follow the trails along Bear

Creek in Slattery Park toward downtown

Rochester. It then loops around and

comes back to Mayo High School. Enjoy

nature as you run without worrying about

becoming road kill.

6. The race is well-attended. Last year,

despite cold temperatures, 350 people

ran. You can run or walk jingle all the way

to the finish line.

7. It’s easy to register. Just go to

finalstretch.com and follow the links to

the registration page. 

by MATT STOLLE

Watch this jolly fellow jog

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I F Y O U G OWhat Santas on the Run 5k

When 8 a.m. Saturday, Dec. 9

Where Mayo High School, 1420 11th Ave. SE, Rochester.

Admission $30. Kids 12 and under $10 off. There will be a few spots for registration on the day of the race.

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Tickets available at the History Center 507-282-9447 Reservations Required

Christmas with the Mayo FamilyNov. 11th – Dec. 17th 3720 Mayowood Road SWAdults: $22 | Ages 5-12: $10 | Ages 4 & under: Free

Historic Mayowood Mansion Christmas Tours SHELDON THEATRE

HOLIDAY

2017

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Your mission, should you choose

to accept it: relax during the

holidays.

(If you didn’t accept, we highly

recommend you reconsider).

If you did accept, the next question

is how on earth can you relax during

this crazy busy time of year? Two yoga

instructors are here to help on your

mission this weekend.

Rosei Skipper, a local yoga instructor,

and Rachel LaRoque, a wellness

advocate for DoTERRA Essential Oils,

will do their absolute best to de-stress

their students at their Restorative Yoga

and Aromatherapy class on Sunday.

There’s no need to be nervous if

you’re new to yoga or the idea of

aromatherapy.

“Anybody could go to it - you don’t

need to be an expert,” Skipper said. “I’m

hoping that people will take time to do

some self-care at a time when we’re all

running around.”

Restorative yoga is very different

from the kind normally used in an

exercise class, Skipper said. It requires

students to use props to get into a

comfortable position, and then to relax

and be still.

“Sometimes people find it really

challenging to be still,” Skipper said.

“But it’s great when you’re frazzled.”

Skipper will play relaxing music and

lead guided meditations while students

hold their comfortable positions.

Meanwhile, LaRoque will use different

scents to calm the yoga practitioners,

then reinvigorate them as the session

draws to an end.

Although students may expect a

quick fix, Skipper said restorative yoga

has made her more conscious about her

own physicality. She said her friends

now tease her - she’s always the one

grabbing a pillow or blanket to adjust

her posture when they’re together.

“Once you start paying attention to

what is comfortable, you can’t help but

treat your body better,” she said.

by ANNE HALLIWELL

Double down on de-stressing this Sunday

I F Y O U G OWhat Restorative Yoga and Aromatherapy Class

When 12 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 10

Where Yoga Tribe, 328 S Broadway, Rochester

Admission $20 in advance, $25 day-of

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MISCELLANEOUS SUPPORT LOCAL

DAILY ACTIVITIES

FRIDAY, DEC. 8

MONDAY, DEC. 11

THURSDAY, DEC. 14

SATURDAY, DEC. 16

SUNDAY, DEC. 17

MONDAY, DEC. 18

Visits with SantaABC & Toy Zone, 122 17th Ave. NW, RochesteThrough December 24. Free.

Bring the kids to visit the real Santa! Mondays arnights, and Tuesdays are pet nights. 507-286-8440.

Grace Lutheran Cookie WalkGrace Lutheran Church, 800 Silver Lake Dr., Rochester. 3:30 p.m.

$5 small container, $15 large container.

Choose from dozens of varieties of handmade Christmas cookies and candies to fill your container.

A Handmade Christmas Indie CrafHistoric Hormel House, 208 4th Ave. NW, Austin. 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. $5-10.

30 handmade vendors from across the Midwest hhandpicked to bring you the freshest unique giftshors d’oeuvres, chair massages, and more. 507-440-6700.

Christmas Anonymous Donation Center OpenChrist United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave. SW, Rochester. Our sole mission is to help families and people in need in Olmsted County have a wonderful Christmas. To enable that, we accept donations of new and used toys and outerwear, then distribute them to families in need. We also need volunteers to help sort donations. 507-285-3940.

The Feminine Side of ChaunukahQuarry Ridge Clubhouse, 1823 Quarry Ridge Place, Rochester. 7 p.m. Suggested donation: $18

Celebrate the miracle of the oil by learning the art of herbal oil blending and bottling while learning about the deeper elements of Chaunukah. 507-288-7500

Chaunukah ExtravaganzaPeace Plaza, downtown Rochester. 5 p.m. Free and open to the public

Join us for a community menorah lighting. We’ll have Chanukah giveaways, dreidels, arts and craft, donuts, latkes, hot apple cider, music, and more. 507-288-7500.

TUESDAY, DEC. 12Hanukkah begins

Handbuilding Gifts for the Holidays Crossings at Carnegie, 320 E Ave., Zumbrota. 6:30 p

Potter Emily Wartsbaugh leads this multi-week workfor clay to make gifts for the holidays. 507-732-7616.

SATURDAY, DEC. 9

SUNDAY, DEC. 10by BRYAN LUND

IT CAN BE OVERWHELMING TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO THIS TIME OF YEAR. HERE ARE SOME IDEAS FOR NEXT WEEK BROKEN DOWN BY CATEGORY.

Big Bad Voodoo DaddSheldon Theatre, 443 W 3r

7:30 p.m.

$38-48, $20 students.

Fresh arrangements of hoChristmas originals, all perfor a fun and quirky take o

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HEAR SOME MUSIC SEE SOME SIGHTS

MODERN CLASSIC

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s are PJ . 507-286-8440.

The Chorale Arts Ensemble presents Christmas at AssisiAssisi Heights, 1001 14th St. NW, Rochester

7:30 p.m. (for more dates, see our calendar)

$25-30, $5 students.

Hear a rich variety of music new and old in the glorious acoustics and ambience of Assisi’s Lourdes Chapel. 507-252-8427.

Christmas with the KingState Theatre, 320 E Ave., Zumbrota.

7:30 p.m.

$28 advance, $32 at the door.

Anthony Shore and his All Star band present a festive time celebrating the season with the Christmas songs of Elvis. 507-732-7616.

At Christmas featuring Mike Sterling and Friends Chatfield Center for the Arts, 405 Main St. S, Chatfield.

7:30 p.m.

$22 advance, $25 day of.

A unique blend of family-fueled comedy and drama, as well as a live six-piece band. 507-884-7676.

‘Tis the Season Chatfield Center for the Arts, 405 Main St. S, Chatfield. 1:30 p.m. Free.

Join us for a fun afternoon of festive holiday music performed by the Wit’s End Singers and the Chatfield Brass Band. The program includes A Charlie Brown Christmas, Rudolph, A Canadian Brass Christmas, Greensleeves, and an audience sing-a-long. 507-867-3315.

Irish Christmas in America Lourdes High School, 2800 19th St. NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. $27.50 advance, $32.50 day of

The popular Irish Christmas in America features top Irish music, song, and dance in an engaging performance rich in history, humor, and energy.

All is Calm: The Christmas Truce of 1914 Newhall Auditorium, Shattuck St. Mary’s, 1000 Shumway Ave., Fairbault.

7:30 p.m. $20 adults, $12 students.

The true story from WWI of peace and camaraderie. 507-333-1620.

Service of Hope and Healing Christ United Methodist Church, 400 5th Ave. SW, Rochester. 6 p.m. Free.

A service of light, music, prayer, and readings for anyone who finds the holiday season to be difficult. After the service you are invited to stay for a soup supper. The meal will be our gift to you. All are welcome. 507-289-4019.

Christmas Bird Count Meet at west Silver Lake parking lot, near the fire station. 7:15 a.m. Free.

Every December, our volunteers work in teams to scout Rochester and the surrounding area for birds. We typically find more than 50 species and frequently turn up an unusual bird or two! Want to help? Email [email protected].

Robert Robinson: Holiday Inspiration Zumbrota State Theatre, 96 E 4th St., Zumbrota. 2 p.m. $22 adults, $14 students.

Celebrate this special time of year with the soulful songs of Robert Robinson and his holiday inspiration concert. 507-732-5210.

Lorie Line: King of Kings Mayo Civic Center Presentation Hall, 30 Civic Center Dr. SE, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. $54.

Lorie Line returns and brings her traditional Christmas show to Rochester, which is perfect for the family! King of Kings will celebrate the magnificent story and the birth of our Savior. 507-328-2222.

Winter on the FarmSeed Savers Exchange Heritage Farm, 3074 North Winn Rd., Decorah, IA. 11 a.m. Free.

Hot chocolate, cookies, horse-drawn rides through the valley…a local favorite. 563-382-5990.

The Looney Lutherans Christmas Zumbrota State Theatre, 96 E 4th St., Zumbrota. 2 p.m.

$20 adults, $12 students.

Using music, comedy, and some help from the audience, a trio of wacky gals share some age-old wisdom for surviving the holidays the Lutheran way. (But you don’t have to be Lutheran to love ‘em!)

Tonic Sol-Fa and the Shaun Johnson Big Band Experience Holiday TourLourdes High School, 2800 19th St. NW, Rochester.

7:30 p.m.

$37 adults, $20 seniors and students.

Jam-packed with all your feel-good TSF favorites, plus a number of new songs we guarantee you’ll add to your holiday playlist. The sights, sounds and possibly smells of this tour will no doubt put you in the holiday spirit.

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Mayowood Christmas ToursMayowood Mansion, 3720 Mayowood Rd. SW, Rochester.

$22 adults, $10 ages 5-12, under 5 free. Through December 17.

The History Center of Olmsted County presents Christmas with the Mayo family. 507-282-9447.

ZooDazzleOxbow Park, 5731 County Rd. 105 NW, Byron. 5 p.m. Free, donations accepted.

Zollman Zoo is decorated for the holidays. Come and enjoy treats and activities. Rumor has it Santa may even appear. 507-775-2451.

Christmas TeaAssisi Heights, 1001 14th St. NW, Rochester.

1:30 p.m.

$32.

Surprise table entertainment will add a smile to your Christmas spirit! 507-282-7441.

ys . 6:30 p.m. to 9 p.m. $30 per class

orkshop where students will learn handbuilding techniques . 507-732-7616.

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The original Star Wars trilogy is a story

about darkness vs. light. The Force, as

explained by Obi Wan Kenobi in “A New

Hope” is “an energy field created by all living

things. It surrounds us and penetrates us; it

binds the galaxy together.”

Jedi follow the light side of the force. Sith

follow the dark side. Jedi work to maintain

order and peace in the galaxy, while Sith

work for galactic domination. For decades,

this conflict has been a clear-cut divide

between good and evil. The prequel trilogy

added some grey area to the paradigm, by

revealing the Jedi to be overly-rigid in their

beliefs. “The Last Jedi” could find more

nuance between the two, as both orders are

in relative shambles after the events in the

first two trilogies.

Speaking of good vs. evil, in the original

Star Wars trilogy, the Empire are the

bad guys and the Rebels are the good

guys, and Boba Fett is the best guy. In

this new trilogy, The First Order are the

bad guys and The Resistance are the good

guys. Here are their emblems:

A good way to tell the difference on the fly:

bad guys wear helmets, good guys show their

faces. Most of the bad guys are clad in white

helmets. They’re called stormtroopers. In

space, the First Order flies Tie Fighters and

the Resistance flies X-Wings.

There are, of course, many more facets to

explore in this franchise, but those are the

basics. With this article’s contents seared

into your brain, you should be ready to get

out there and make some sense of this rad

story from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far

away. If not, just enjoy the spectacle.

“The Last Jedi’s” predecessor, “The Force

Awakens,” was directed by J.J. Abrams. Prior

to its release, Star Wars’ sterling reputation

had been soured by the poorly-executed

prequel trilogy, released between 1999

and 2005. The two primary criticisms? Dry

writing an an over-reliance on CGI.

Seeking to regain fan trust, Abrams

doubled down on practical effects and

settled on a plot that rhymed with “Episode

IV: A New Hope.” It introduced new

characters and vehicles, but featured an

enormous spherical weapon with planet-

killing abilities and generally hewed closely

to already-been-done plot-points. A safe

move, but now it’s director Rian Johnson’s

turn at the helm, and he promises to shake

things up. Johnson’s filmography includes

the sci-fi mindbender “Looper” and some

of the best episodes of “Breaking Bad.” His

installment has already introduced some

interesting twists on Star Wars franchise

favorites, pictured below.

by BRYAN LUND

The Force is with you, moviegoers

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is approaching

faster than a scout trooper on a

speeder bike and we want you to be as

prepared as possible. Are you ready?

If you’re a Star Wars fan, you probably

are. If you’re a casual observer being sucked

into the vortex of hype, we’d like to extend a

helping hand.

First things first, if you’re going to enjoy

“The Last Jedi,” you need to have seen, or

read a summary of, or not care about the

events of “Episode VII: The Force Awakens.”

You should really take a cruise through all

eight movies, though. With more than a

week until the Dec. 15 opening day left and

a marathon only taking around 20 hours,

what better do you have to do? Get digested

by a sarlacc? The release schedule confuses

newcomers and ultra-casual fans, so here it

is, in its definitive watch-order:

Episode I: The Phantom

Menace (1999)

Episode III: Revenge of the

Sith (2005)

Episode VI: Return of the

Jedi (1983)

Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

(2017)

Episode IV: A New Hope

(1977)

Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)

Episode V: The Empire Strikes

Back (1980)

Episode VII: The Force Awakens

(2015)

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

(2016)

THE BIG PICTURE

Porgs The Last Jedi

Ewoks Return of the Jedi

Elite Pretorian Guards The Last Jedi

Imperial Royal Guards Return of the Jedi

AT-M6 Walker The Last Jedi

AT-AT Walker The Empire Strikes Back

M O V I E S1 41 2 . 7. 1 7 T H E L AS T J E D I

HERE’S A QUICK VISUAL GUIDE:

X-Wings

Tie Fighters

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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (R, 115 min.) H H H H H The story of a grieving mother (Frances McDormand) trying to shame the police chief (Woody Harrelson) into solving her daughter’s murder provides some of the strongest laughs and most poignant moments of heartbreak of any movie in recent memory. Somehow writer-director Martin McDonagh has taken the bleakest of subject matters and treated it seriously while also serving up one of the best dark comedies I’ve ever seen.

Roman J Israel, Esq. (PG-13, 129 min).H H H H H After a long career working behind the scenes for L.A.’s downtrodden, a socially inept legal savant (Denzel Washington) goes to work at a law firm run by a slick shark (Colin Farrell) who represents everything he despises. The strong performances are ultimately lost in the fog of a strange and confusing and bumpy and sometimes implausible story line.

The Star (PG, 86 min.) When a small but brave donkey breaks free from life at the village mill, he ends up on the adventure of his dreams. Joined by a sheep who’s lost her flock and a dove with huge goals, the group makes even more animal friends as they become accidental heroes in the first Christmas.

Wonder (PG, 113 min.) H H H H H What elevates this drama about a brave 10-year-old boy named Auggie (Jacob Tremblay), born with a genetic facial deformity, is the myriad ways in which “Wonder” catches us just a little off-guard and puts lumps in our throats even when Auggie is off-screen. With Julia Roberts and Owen Wilson.

Lady Bird (R, 93 min.) H H H H Greta Gerwig already has made a fine career for herself as an actress, but with “Lady Bird” she has written and directed a film that’s smart without being smug and insightful without being

condescending. Saoirse Ronan delivers a pure and honest performance as the title character, a high school senior, and the work by Laurie Metcalf and Tracy Letts as her parents is what greatness looks like.

Justice League (PG-13, 119 min.) H H H H It doesn’t take much imagination to know what will happen when another evil creature sets out to destroy all worlds, but the fun is in seeing Ben Affleck’s Batman and Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman teaming up with Ezra Miller’s Flash, Jason Momoa’s Aquaman, and Ray Fisher’s Cyborg. It’s a putting-the-band-together origins movie, executed with great fun and energy.

Coco (PG, 109 min.) H H H H Disney-Pixar’s “Coco” is a bouncy and heart-tugging adventure told through the experiences of a 12-year-old boy (Anthony Gonzalez) who crosses over, while alive, from his village in Mexico to the Land of the Dead, an exciting metropolis populated by deceased humans. The visuals jump off the screen.

Daddy’s Home 2 (PG-13, 100 min.) H H H H H In this sour, cynical, and profoundly unfunny sequel, touchy-feely Brad (Will Ferrell) and gruff Dusty (Mark Wahlberg) celebrate with their dads (John Lithgow and Mel Gibson), each an exaggerated version of his son. Much of the humor is of questionable taste at best, and hardly anybody talks or behaves in ways most of us can empathize with.

Murder on the Orient Express (PG-13, 114 min.) H H H H This adaptation of Agatha Christie’s classic murder mystery loses steam just when it should be gaining it, and races to its putatively shocking conclusion. Director Kenneth Branagh, who stars as Hercule Poirot, places himself front and center, unfortunately relegating just about everyone else in the all-star cast to characters with one or at most two defining personality traits.

Just Getting Started (PG-13, 91 min.)

The Disaster Artist (R, 98 min.)

N E W R E L E A S E S

M O V I E R E V I E W S

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YOUR CALENDARP O S T B U L L E T I N . C O M / C A L E N D A R To see a complete and

up-to-date list of events. C A L E N D A R1 61 2 . 7. 1 7

Rosei Skipper and Old Abe Gage Toy Drive, 832 7th St. NW, Rochester. 9:00 a.m. to 6:00

p.m. daily. Abe Sauer and Rosei Skipper are teaming up again to help the tots of Gage East. They

are looking for donations of new or gently-used toys for kids of all ages. Please drop off your

donations at Old Abe Coffee Co. by Wednesday, Dec. 21. Donors will recieve a free coffee from Abe.

Oldabecoffee.com, 651-410-4137.

Mayowood Christmas Tours, Mayowood Mansion, 3720 Mayowood Rd. SW, Rochester. $22

adults, $10 ages 5-12, under 5 free. Thursday through Sunday until December 17. The History

Center of Olmsted County presents Christmas with the Mayo family. Tours will begin at the History

Center with light refreshments and a film about Mayowood and the Mayo family. Visitors will then

ride a trolley up to the mansion and receive a guided tour lasting about one hour. Reservations are

required. 507-282-9447.

Santa at ABC & Toy Zone, ABC & Toy Zone, 122 17 Ave. NW, Rochester. For daily hours, see

abctoyzone.com. Free. Santa’s workshop at ABC & Toy Zone! Bring the kids to come visit the

real Santa. Monday nights are PJ nights, and Tuesdays are pet nights! Professional photography

available on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. 507-286-8440.

Christmas Anonymous Donation Center, Christ United Methodist Church, 400 Fifth Ave. SW,

Rochester. 8:00 a.m. daily. Christmas Anonymous is a local volunteer organization whose sole

mission is to help families and people in Olmsted County have a wonderful Christmas. To enable

that, we accept donations of new and used toys. 507-285-3940.

ONGOING

Popups and Prototypes, Chateau Theatre, 15 1st St. SW, Rochester. 11:30 a.m. Dec. 14. Free. Join DMC and

RDA to learn how temporary structures and experiences can grow small businesses and create cultural corridors.

Kathering Darnstadt of Latent Design will give a talk providing an overview of different activities and share

challenges and successes with each.

Family showing of "Home Alone," CineMagic Theater, 2171 Superior Dr. NW, Rochester. 9 a.m. Dec. 16. Free,

donations to Channel One encouraged. Food donations are not required to enter, but whatever you can afford to

donate would be greatly appreciated. 507-536-7469.

Restorative Yoga Workshop, Urban Yoga, 2660 Superior Dr. NW, Rochester. 6:00 p.m. Dec. 30. $30. Join

Destiny for an evening of relaxation and restoration. No matter where you are in your yoga journey, this class

will help you find a more balanced, complete sense of self. Following our physical practice, we will have a

guided meditation to bring forth abundance and joy. 952-288-9621.

Smoking Coyotes, Charlie's Eatery and Pub, Hillcrest Shopping Mall, Hwy 52, Rochester. 8:30 p.m. Dec. 31.

Free. Smoking Coyotes will be playing at Charlie’s on New Year’s Eve. 507-285-9229.

UPCOMINGTHEATRE & DANCE

A Washington Irving ChristmasFridays and Saturdays – 7:30 p.m., Dec. 16 – 2 p.m.

Cost: $15. 507-282-6117

Peace United Church of Christ 1503 Second Ave. NE, Rochester

Commonweal Theatre 208 Parkway Ave. N, Lanesboro

Every Christmas Story Ever Told (and Then Some) Thursday through Saturday – 7:30 p.m.

Sunday – 2:00 p.m.

Cost: $22. 507-289-1737

Rochester Repertory Theatre 103 Seventh St. NE, Rochester

The 1940s Radio Hour: A Holiday MusicalThursdays through Saturdays – 7 p.m., Sundays – 2 p.m.

Cost: $31 (Adult), $26 (Senior), $21 (Student) Free for WWII veterans. Special discount for all veterans. 507-282-8481

Rochester Civic Theatre 20 Civic Center Dr. SE, Rochester

Holiday Comedy ImprovDec. 15 and 16 – 7 p.m.

Cost: $15 adults, $10 senors and students. 507-491-2639

Olde Pine Theatre and Dance Hall 113 Second St. SW, Pine Island

The Trial of Ebenezer ScroogeThursdays through Saturdays – 7:30 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays – 1:30 p.m.

Cost: $35 adults, $30 seniors, $15 students. 800-657-7025

A Fairy Tale ChristmasFriday and Saturday – 7 p.m., Sunday – 12 p.m.

Cost: $10 adults, $6 ages 14 and under. 507-434-9034

Historic Paramount Theatre 125 4th Ave. NE, Austin

Hillcrest Shopping Center, 1654 Hwy 52 N, Rochester, MN

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Saturday, December 16Lourdes High School, Performing Arts Ctr., 2800 19th St. NW, Rochester

Doors open at 6:30pm • Show starts at 7:30pmTickets $27.50 advance/$32.50 day of show or at: Brownpapertickets.com or 800-838-3006

$5 of every ticket sold will go to the Tom Murphy Memorial Scholarship.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7

ArtCoffee & Canvas, 4156 18th Ave. NW, Rochester. 6:30

p.m. $25. Painti the Nativity while enjoying quality coffee and conversation. Artist Tasha Flicek will lead. Tickets at St. James Coffee. Limited seating. All abilities welcome.

MusicChristmas Through the Ages, Charles Hill Theatre, Roches-

ter Community & Technical College. $10 adults, $8 children and senior citizens. RCTC Chamber Singers, Concert Choir, Choral Pops Ensemble, Wind Ensemble, Good Shepherd Church Bell Choir. 507-285-7200.

Jillian Rae, Mid West Music Store, 168 East Third St., Winona. 7:00 p.m. $10. 651-380-7932.

Music is Good Medicine, Gonda Building, 200 1st St. SW, Rochester. 12:00 p.m. Music is Good Medicine Christmas program will feature Brad Boice as Elvis and the Gonda singers.

Sport & RecreationStand-Up Comedy: OPEN MIC, Goonie’s Comedy Club, 2723

Commerce Dr. NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. Free comedy show every Thursday night. Come eat, drink and laugh. [email protected].

Improv Jam, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Roch-ester. 7:00 p.m. Join a group of intermediate to advanced improv actors as we develop skills working toward the eventual goal of performing improv comedy in the Rochester area.

Chess Club, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Roch-ester. 7:00 p.m. Anyone interested in playing chess is invited to meet each week. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced player, all are welcome.

Rochester Connection Book Club,4221 West Circle Dr., Rochester. 6:30 p.m. Love books? Looking to meet people? Join us! This month we will be discussing the book “The North Water” by Ian McGuire.

Healthy Holiday Open House, 565 1st St. SW, Rochester. 4:30 p.m. Free. You’re invited to the annual holiday open house at the Mayo Clinic Healthy Living program and Rejuvenate Spa! Stop by to explore our state-of-the-art facility, enjoy free services and refreshments – even get a jump on your holiday shopping.

CommunityPregnancy Infant Loss Support Group,1696 Greenview

Dr. SW, Rochester. 6:30 p.m. A group for those who have lost a baby through miscarriage, stillbirth, at time of birth or within first month after birth.

Faith Talk Show - Where Religions Meet, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 6:30 p.m. Learn and talk about world religions with people of different faiths. See cidimn.org for more information.

q club, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 4:00 p.m. A safe and welcoming meet-up for LGBTQ teens and allies. For ages 13-18! Hang out, make friends and have fun at this club just for you.

Somali Outreach, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 2:45 p.m. Somali Support Team from Zumbro Valley Health Center will be available to provide culturally specific services to individuals and families of Somali ethnicity. They will answer questions and provide information on homelessness, mental health and chemical dependency.

Person to Person English Conversation, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 1:00 p.m. Practice your English skills through conversation with English speakers. Offering writ-ing review as well. Open to adult, non-native English speakers.

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Board Art Workshop

Join Ange from the Creative Gathering Studio at Soul Purpose Boutique for a fun holiday work-shop! We will be making framed wood signs you can keep for yourself or give as a handmade gift this Christmas.

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Festivals & MarketsA Handmade Christmas Indie Craft Market,

Historic Hormel House, 208 4th Ave. NW, Austin. 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. $5-10. 30 handmade vendors from across the Midwest have been handpicked to bring you the freshest unique gifts. Live music, hors d’oeuvres, chair massages, and more. 507-440-6700.

Christmas in the Country, Mower County Historical Society, 1303 6th Ave. SW, Austin. 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. Bake sale, auction, and more. 507-437-6082.

Gift Quality Book & Bake Sale, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 11:00 a.m. Free. Gift quality books for all ages plus homemade baked goods. Great selection of gift quality books for all ages. Delicious home-baked goods and other items.

MusicChorale Arts Ensemble presentsChristmas at

Assisi, Assisi Heights, 1001 14th St. NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. $25-30, $5 students. Hear a rich variety of music new and old in the glorious acoustics and ambience of Assisi’s Lourdes Chapel. 507-252-8427.

Lyra Baroque Orchestra: Bach’s Christmas Oratorio, 2830 18th Ave. NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. $25 adults, $20 seniors and MPR members, $5 students at lyrabaroque.org. With the Bach Society of Minnesota.

The Avey Grouws Duo, High Court Pub, 109 Parkway Ave N, Lanesboro. 8:30 p.m. Celebrate the holidays with the Avey Grouws Duo! An energetic and engaging acoustic show. At the acoustic show, you’ll get originals, a bit of the blues, a bit of rock, a bit of country/roots and even calls for requests. Get ready for incredible acoustic guitar work by Chris Avey and a powerhouse of a voice in Jeni Grouws.

Tim Dallman, 1203 2nd St. SW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. Tim Dallman is a guitarist and vocalist who writes and performs his own material, as well as an extensive collection of classic and contemporary rock, pop, country, and folk cover songs. His original songs blend elements of all these styles in fresh and often surprising ways.

Tonic Sol-Fa and the Shaun Johnson Big Band Experience Holiday Tour, 2800 19th St. NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. Adults $37, students and seniors $20. Our 2017 Holiday Tour promises to be jam-packed with all your feel-good TSF favorites, plus a number of new songs we guarantee you’ll add to your holiday playlist. The sights, sounds and possibly smells of this tour will no doubt put you in the holiday spirit. Reserved seating tickets can be purchased online at https://lhsmn.booktix.com or at the Lourdes Box Office.

The Lost Faculties, Austin Eagles, 107 11th St. NE, Austin. 7:30 p.m. The Lost Faculties performing classic rock with a touch of country and swing. The band was founded in 1997. We have had some fun

times performing with a group of wonderful musi-cians over the years and hope to continue rockin’ in the free world! Here we are in 2017, celebrating 20 years of rockin’.

Rochester Music Guild - Lunch & Learn: Jazzy Carols with The D’Sievers Trio, The Jive Mill, 212 N Broadway, Rochester. 12:00 p.m. Lunch $10. Join trombonist John Sievers and The D’Sievers Trio for an exploration of small combo jazz. The ensemble is known for its focus on improvisation. They perform standards and original compositions in a variety of musical styles. We will even clear some space for a dance floor so you can swing, foxtrot, or cha-cha to some jazzy holiday classics. An optional $10 lunch is available 30 minutes prior to the program. To reserve a lunch, e-mail [email protected] or call 507-218-1084 and leave a message.

Sport & RecreationStand-up Comedy: Geoff Keith and Brian

Kenny,Goonie’s Comedy Club, 2723 Commerce Dr. NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. $15 in advance; $20 at the door. Live stand-up comedy every Friday and Saturday with nationally touring comedians seen on Comedy Central, HBO, Showtime, and late-night talk shows.

Porky's Groove Machine

A three-piece horn section and percussionist on top of a traditional rock rhythm section with mature musicality but not-so-mature humor has been described by Julian Loida of Bloomington, Indiana's WIUX as "the vibe of the B-52's and the Flaming Lips combined with the sound of Phish, G. Love and Special Sauce, and New Orleans music."

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WhereKathy’s Pub, 307 South Broadway, Rochester

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When5:00 p.m. Friday, Dec. 8

WhereOxbow Park, 5731 County Rd. 105 NW, Bryon Admission

Free, donations accepted. 507-775-2451.

ZooDazzle Zollman Zoo is decorated for the holidays. Come and enjoy treats and activities. Rumor has it Santa may even appear.

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FEATURED EVENTSanta’s Workshop Holiday Bazaar, 1100 2nd Ave. NW,

Stewartville. 9:00 a.m. $5 lunch. Come support our veterans. Their will be more than 20 vendors for your holiday shopping needs, including lots of cracts and home-based businesses, plus door prizes. Lunch includes a hot chicken sandwich, coleslaw and chips.

MusicAnnie and the Bang Bang, Kathy’s Pub, 307 South Broad-

way, Rochester. 9:45 p.m. Free. Kathy’s Pub features the very best live music in Rochester every weekend night at 9:45 pm.

Molly Maher and Her Disbelievers, 67011 U.S. 63, Lake City. 8:00 p.m. $15 advance, $18 at the door, discounts for low-income patrons.

“At Christmas” with Mick Sterling and Friends, 405 Main St. S, Chatfield. 7:30 p.m. $22 advance, $25 at the door.

Choral Arts Ensemble presents Christmas at Assisi, 1216 2nd St. SW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. $30, $25, $5 (students). “Christ-mas at Assisi” with Honors Concert Choir, audience sing-along. Featuring a new Ketterling Carol from Minnesota composer Daniel Kallman, Choral Arts Ensemble will once again welcome the joyous season with a rich variety of music, new and old (including a set from the amazing Honors Concert Choir).

The Wonder of Christmas Concert by The Rochester Flute Choir, First Presbyterian Church, Sanctuary, 512 3rd St. SW, Rochester. 2:00 p.m. Free. A festive concert of your favorite Christmas carols and compositions by the area’s most exciting specialty ensemble.

FoodSanta Comes to Town/ Soup & Chili Luncheon, 278 1st

Ave. S, Mazeppa. 11:00 a.m. Free will donation. Soup & Chili made by Charlie’s Eatery & Pub.

Rochester On Tap, Mayo Civic Center, 30 Civic Center Dr. SE, Rochester. 12:00 p.m. $35. Sample over 100 releases from some of America’s best craft breweries! Throw on your ugly holiday sweaters and join us for a day overflowing with fun. As if an ugly sweater party wasn’t nostalgic enough, we’ll also have a barcade where you can enjoy vintage video games! Go VIP to beat the crowds with an additional hour of early-access samplings. Get ready to get in the spirit, Rochester, sampling season is almost upon us!

Sweet Treat Sale, 1900 East 6th St., Saint Charles. 8:30 a.m. $6 per pound. Enjoy the holidays while we do the baking for you. Christmas cookies, candies and fancy bars will be sold for $6.00 per pound. Event sponsored by Catholic Daughters, St. Charles. Plan to arrive early for best selection.

Breakfast with Santa and Holiday Bazaar, Century High School, 2525 Viola Rd. NE, Rochester. 8:00 a.m $5 per child. A la carte pricing for adults. Crafts, games, donut holes, muffins and Santa for the kids. A holiday bazaar featuring jewelry, leggings, quilts, scrapping items, holiday decor, a bake sale, and much more for the adults.

Festivals & MarketsA Handmade Christmas Indie Craft Market, Historic

Hormel House, 208 4th Ave. NW, Austin. 4 p.m. to 9 p.m. $5-10. 30 handmade vendors from across the Midwest have been handpicked to bring you the freshest unique gifts. Live music, hors d’oeuvres, chair massages, and more. 507-440-6700.

Christmas in the Country, Mower County Historical Society, 1303 6th Ave. SW, Austin. 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. Bake sale, auction, and more. 507-437-6082.

Whimsical: A Vintage Holiday Artists Market, 615 6th Ave. NW, Rochester. 12:00 p.m. Free. A holiday pop-up market featuring vintage clothing, vinyl, home goods, and décor at Fox and Fern Floral. Warm beverages by Café Steam will be available for purchase and ambient music will be provided by John Sievers and other local musicians.

Gift Quality Book & Bake Sale, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 11:00 a.m. Free. Gift quality books for all ages PLUS homemade baked goods. Great selection of gift quality books for all ages. Delicious home-baked goods and other items.

Santa’s Workshop Holiday Bazaar, 1100 2nd Ave. NW, Stewartville. 9:00 a.m. $5 lunch. Come support our veterans. Their will be more than 20 vendors for your holiday shopping needs.

South Store Grand Re-Opening, Rochester Pet & Country Store South, 1550 3rd Ave. SE, Rochester. 8:30 a.m. Savings throughout the store! Pulled pork sandwiches with all the fixings from 11-2. Paws Ability trainers will be at the store from 11-3 to answer questions and give training demonstrations. Have fun with Dog Foot Painting. Nail Trims - donation to local rescue groups. Drawing for a grand prize ski package to Colorado. More info at rochesterpet.com.

Sport & RecreationStand-up Comedy: Geoff Keith and Brian Kenny,

Goonie’s Comedy Club, 2723 Commerce Dr. NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. $15 in advance; $20 at the door. Live

stand-up comedy every Friday and Saturday with nationally touring comedians seen on Comedy Central, HBO, Showtime, and late-night talk shows.

ZooDazzle, Oxbow Park, 5731 County Rd. 105 NW, Bryon. 5 p.m. Free, donations accepted. Zollman Zoo is decorated for the holidays. Come and enjoy treats and activities. Rumor has it Santa may even appear. 507-775-2451.

CommunityNativity Open House, 606 Oakland Pl. NE, Austin. 1:00

p.m. $1 donation to the Salvation Army. You and your family are invited to see our collection of over 900 nativity scenes.

We are Water, Whitewater State Park, 19041 MN-74, Altura. 10:00 a.m. We are Water Minnesota is a local piece of the Smith-sonian’s “Think Water” initiative to raise awareness of water as a critical resource for life through exhibitions, educational resources and public programs.

Women’s Self Defense Class, Mario Roberto Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4915 Hwy 52 N Suite B, Rochester. 10:00 a.m. Free introductory class. You have asked for it, and we are delivering. The MRJJA is proud to offer you Rochester’s weekly female-only realistic self defense courses. Try it for free. 507-202-0036.

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Panels and Gutters: An introduction to comics, cartoons, and graphic novels

Dragons, wizards, talking cats, goldfish with top hats, caped crusaders, robot squids, and more! This is an introductory comics drawing class led by Dan Bruin, a regular summer camp teacher here at Crossings. Anyone 16 and older are welcome! Learn a variety of techniques used by cartoonists, illustrators, and graphic novelists.

I F Y O U G OWhen12:30 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 9

WhereCrossings at Carnegie, 320 East Ave., Zumbrota

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I F Y O U G OWhen2:00 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 10

WhereState Theatre 96 East 4th St., Zumbrota

Admission$20 adults, $12 students; 507-732-5210.

The Looney Lutherans Christmas

A trio of wacky gals on tour promot-ing their new cookbook and lifestyle guide. Using music, comedy, and some help from the audience, these gals share some age-old wisdom for surviving the holidays, the Lutheran way. You don’t have to be Lutheran to love ‘em!

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When2:00 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 10

WhereAustin High School auditorium, 301 3rd. St. NW, Austin.

Admission$15, austinmnsymphony.org

Trans-Siberian Christmas The Galactic Cowboy Orchestra returns to Austin (home of member Elisa Wright) for an energetic and dynamic performance of Christmas music in the style of the Trans-Siberi-an Orchestra. Electric fiddle and rock star virtuosity meld seamlessly with the power of the traditional orchestra to deliver a thrilling celebration of the season. In more traditional style, the Austin Symphony Chorus joins the orchestra and soprano soloist for one of French composer Francis Poulenc’s best known works and tribute to Rus-sian friend, Igor Stravinsky.

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ArtPaint Your House: An Architectural Portrait Class, Cross-

ings at Carnegie, 320 East Ave., Zumbrota. 11:00 a.m. $85, plus $12 for supplies. Let your next work of art reflect your pride of ownership in your home! Kat Corrigan will guide you during this one-day workshop. Using a simple grid method or a transfer, Kat will help you see the shapes, values and colors that approximate those on your house.

MusicChoral Arts Ensemble presents Christmas at Assisi,

1216 2nd St. SW, Rochester. 4:00 p.m. $30, $25, $5 (students). “Christmas at Assisi” with Honors Concert Choir, audience sing-along. Featuring a new Ketterling Carol from Minnesota composer Daniel Kallman, Choral Arts Ensemble will once again welcome the joyous season with a rich variety of music, new and old (including a set from the amazing Honors Concert Choir).

Mark Smeby “Experience Christmas Hope” Concert, 4950 31st Ave. NW, Rochester. 6:00 p.m. Free. Highly entertain-ing concert of traditional favorites and inspirational originals great for the whole family. Mark Smeby, Nashville recording artist, will be in Rochester for a single concert of hope for the holidays.

Bluff Country Singers Christmas Concert, Our Savior’s Lu-theran Church, 805 S Broadway Ave., Spring Valley. 2:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. Christmas concert featuring the Bluff Country Singers.

'Tis the Season!, 405 Main St. S, Chatfield. 1:30 p.m. Free. Join us for a fun afternoon of festive holiday music performed by the Wit’s End Singers and the Chatfield Brass Band. The program includes A Charlie Brown Christmas, Rudolph, A Canadian Brass Christmas, Greensleeves, and an audience sing-a-long. The concert is free and all ages are welcome.

Sport & RecreationIce Climbing Dry Tool Competition, Roca Climbing,

6071 Rome Cir. NW, Rochester. 11:15 a.m. $35. Competition is Redpoint format with finals. Real tools and ice picks will be used. No crampons allowed, only rock shoes. Tools will be available to borrow during attempts. Men’s and Women’s divisions of competition only.

CommunityJourney of Peace, Kabab Resturant, 125 E Center St.,

Rochester. 12:30 p.m. Free. Hosted by the Muslim Community. Topic: “ An Islamic Perspective of Compassion” Program: A short presentation about practicing compassion in your daily life. Speaker: Jehad Almasr. RSVP: Please email us by Thursday December 7 [email protected]. RSVP is required.

Worldwide Candle Lighting, Bethel Lutheran Church, 810 3rd Ave. SE, Rochester. 6 p.m. gathering, 7 p.m. lighting. Free. The Compassionate Friends Worldwide Candle Lighting unites family and friends around the globe in lighting candles for one hour to honor the memories of the sons, daughters, brothers, sisters, and grandchildren who left too soon.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 11

MusicWanted! Men Who Like to Sing!, 2002 2nd St. SW,

Rochester. 7:00 p.m. The Rochester Music Men Barbershop Chorus meets Monday evenings. You will be given a guest music folder and seated in the appropriate section of the chorus. An experienced section member will be assigned as a voice to “lean on” and will answer all of your questions.

Wyatt Easterling, 1216 2nd St. SW, Rochester. 12:10 p.m. Free. Singer-songwriter. Harmony for Mayo series.

Sport & RecreationDrawing Club, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE,

Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Come to this monthly club to relax, practice

drawing techniques and learn new skills from others in the group. Whether you are a beginner or an experienced artist, all are welcome.

Improv Workshop for Beginners, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Each session we will learn and practice improvisational skills in a fun, supportive, and safe environment for the beginner. Register online or by calling 507-328-2309.

Cafe Fuzz, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 5:00 p.m. Teens – hang out and relax for an hour with everybody’s favorite therapy cat, Timba! TeenScape events are for teens in grades 7-12.

Teen ArtScape, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 4:00 p.m. Get creative in our open art space. Bring your imagination; we’ll provide the supplies. TeenScape programs are for teens in grades 7-12.

T’ai Chi Easy, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 2:30 p.m. A class of qigong and tai chi movements. Taught by certified Tai Chi Chia instructor. Dress comfortably. No previous experience needed.

T’ai Chi Chih - Advanced, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 3:15 p.m. A class learning additional basic Tai Chi Chih movements - moving meditation practice, gentle and easy to learn. Dress comfortably. Must have had beginning sessions or previous experience.

CommunityJewish Womens Circle - The Feminine Side of Chanu-

kah, 1823 Quarry Ridge Pl. NW, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Free, sug-gested donation $18. Celebrate the miracle of the oil by learning the art of herbal oil blending and bottling as we enjoy a latke bar and learn about the deeper elements of the Chanukah Story. For more about this or any other Rochester Jewish Women’s Circle Event, visit us at www.chabadrochestermn.com, call 507-288- 7500, or email [email protected].

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MusicOpen Mic Night, Corona Club at the Meadows, 70 45th Ave.

SW, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. $5. Local artists wanted to come out and play at the Corona Club. Ever wanted to be a showcased artist with your own performance night? Open mics at the Corona Club lead to your own paid performance showcase.

Wanted: Women for the Chorus, 222 6th Ave. SW, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Zumbro Valley Chorus is looking for women to sing with them. Come and join us. We are a women’s chorus whose mission is to share our love of singing four-part barbershop harmony while providing friendship, music education, and performance opportunities for our members.

FoodA Joyous Christmastime Luncheon, Eagle’s Club, 917

15th Ave. SE, Rochester. 11:45 a.m $13. Rochester Women’s Connection presents Donna Clark of Forest Lake. Through song and spoken word, Clark tells of the broken pieces in her life and how her life was put back together. Call 507-288-1144 or email [email protected] for reservations.

Sport & RecreationBookBike, Bravo Espresso, University Square, 111 S Broadway

# 219, Rochester. 8:00 a.m. Visit Rochester’s award-winning BookBike to get a free library card or check out some amazing reads.

Star Wars Party, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 6:30 p.m. Excited for the next installment in the Star Wars saga? Come celebrate the release of “The Last Jedi” and all things Star Wars with themed activities, crafts and games in the Youth Services Area. Costumes strongly encouraged!

CommunityAll is Calm: The Christmas Truce of 1914, Newhall

Auditorium, Shattuck-St. Mary’s, 1000 Shumway Ave., Faribault. 7:30 p.m. Adult $20, Students $12. Presented by Theater Latte’ Da, a part of the Fesler-Lampert Performing art series hosted by Shattuck-St. Mary’s. The true story from WWI of peace and camaraderie.

Compassionate Friends Monthly Meeting, Bethel Lu-theran Church, 810 3rd Ave. SE, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Grief support group for parents, grandparents, and siblings age 16 and older who have lost a child.

UMR CONNECTS: Women Entrepreneurs Around the World, University of MN Rochester, 4th floor University Square, 111 S. Broadway, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Join Dianne H.B. Welsh, Ph.D., for her presentation, “Women Entrepreneurs Around the World.” She will share her findings from one of the largest worldwide studies ever conducted on how women entrepreneurs around the world are successful.

Writing Group, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 6:30 p.m. Stuck on your first draft? Not sure about your plot? Let’s get together and help each other out.

Blue Star Mothers of America, 917 15th Ave. SE, Rochester. 6:00 p.m. Meetings the second Tuesday of every month (except July), Eagles Club of Rochester Support and community service group for mothers with children in the military.

Person to Person English Conversation, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 6:00 p.m. Practice your English skills through conversation with English speakers. Offering writing review as well. Open to adult, non-native English speakers.

Youth Mental Health First Aid, 201 8th St. NW, Rochester. 5:30 p.m. $22. Youth Mental Health First Aid is designed to teach parents, family members, caregivers, teachers, school staff, peers, neighbors, health and human services workers, and other caring citizens how to help an adolescent (age 12-18) who is experiencing a mental health or addiction challenge, or is in crisis. Youth Mental Health First Aid is primarily designed for adults who regularly interact with young people.

Collider Coworking Experts Series: Be the Best You, Collider Coworking, 14 4th St. SW Ste 203, Rochester. 5:00 p.m. $15. Join leadership coach Jay Franson as we determine strategies and identify how you can be the “best you” in every aspect of your life. What does it look like to show up where you are at as the best version of yourself? In fact, where are you at? What are you all about? And what do you really want?

Sex Determining Mechanisms Genetics Exhibit, Quarry Hill Nature Center, 701 Silver Creek Rd. NE, Rochester. 4:00 p.m. University of Minnesota Rochester undergraduate students enrolled in a genetics course this fall are participating in a com-munity partnership project with Quarry Hill Nature Center. The goal of the project is for students to develop exhibit materials that illuminate the sex determining mechanism in one of five different Minnesota species.

Unity English, 3611 Salem Rd., SW, Rochester. 9:15 a.m. A place to learn and practice English. Beginner, Intermediate & Advanced Classes. Free for nonnative English speakers 18 yrs or older.

Samaritan Bethany Residents Ringing Bells for Salva-tion Army, Samaritan Bethany, 24 8th St. NW, Rochester. 8:00 a.m. Once again the residents living at Samaritan Bethany will be ringing bells for the Salvation Army. It all takes place on the 1st floor at Samaritan Bethany. Please stop by and drop some coins in their bucket and see their faces light up. Coffee and cookies will be on hand. Santa might even make an appearance.

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13

ArtBob Ross Paint-along, Rochester Public Library 101 2nd St.

SE, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Do you love the Joy of Painting? Join us to channel your inner Bob Ross and create a happy little painting to take home. Register online or by calling 507-328-2305.

MusicTim Dallman, 1005 6th St. NW, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Tim

Dallman is a guitarist and vocalist who writes and performs his own material, as well as an extensive collection of classic and contemporary rock, pop, country, and folk cover songs. His original songs blend elements of all these styles in fresh and often surprising ways.

Chrissy’s Studio Holiday Song Share, 4001 19th Ave. NW, Rochester. 4:15 p.m. Free. Chrissy’s Studio students will share some seasonal classics to spread the holiday cheer! We have students in Kindergarten through 8th grade wanting to share their hard work in piano or voice.

Sport & RecreationAviation IMC Club, Great Planes Aviation (2nd floor), 7300

Brataas Dr. SW, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. It’s about 15-25 pilots sitting around discussing our aeronautical decision making opinions about how we might handle challenging IMC situations. The idea is to gain knowledge by thinking about potential IFR problems and listening to the ideas of fellow aviators.

iFilms: HARMONIUM, Rochester Public Library 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 6:00 p.m. Life for Toshio, his wife, and their younger daughter Hotaru carries on as usual until he hires the mysterious Mr. Yasaka, an old acquaintance dressed in white who has just been released from prison, in his workshop.POSTBUL L E T I N . COM/CALENDAR

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LEGO Club, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 4:00 p.m. Build your own LEGO creations using our challenge idea or your imagination. Share your great ideas.

Nonfiction Readers, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 2:00 p.m. Let’s talk nonfiction: “SPQR: A History of Ancient Rome,” by Mary Beard.

CommunitySustainability Series: Lunch and Learn, Rochester Public

Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 12:00 p.m. Join the Energy and Sustainability director of Destination Medical Center Economic Development Agency, Kevin Bright, for a monthly meeting to learn about a variety of sustainability topics.

H.O.P. into the Park, 19041 Highway 74, Altura. 10:00 a.m. Healthy Older People program is offered mid-week each month with a new speaker to share about topics of the blufflands region for older adults.

History Center Princess Cafe Lecture Series, 1195 West Circle Dr., Rochester. 9:00 a.m. $2 for nonmembers; free for members. “The Mayo Foundation House: Inside the Home of Dr. William Mayo,” by Chuck Potter, manager of Mayo Clinic historic properties, oversees operations of the Foundation House and Mayowood Mansion.

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14

FoodRochester Connection Coffee Social, 1930 36th Ave. NW,

Rochester. 10:00 a.m. Looking for Rochester’s best cup of coffee and great conversation? Join us for our coffee social! This month we will meet at Caribou Coffee.

Sport & RecreationStand-Up Comedy: OPEN MIC, Goonie’s Comedy Club, 2723

Commerce Dr., NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. Free comedy show every Thursday night. Come eat, drink and laugh. Join us at our new lo-cation within the Crooked Pint for live stand-up comedy Thursday night! Each week a selected list of up-and-coming performers take the stage at 7:30 p.m. Full service available during the show.

Improv Jam, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Roch-ester. 7:00 p.m. Join a group of intermediate to advanced improv actors as we develop skills working toward the eventual goal of performing improv comedy in the Rochester area.

Cashflow 101 Game Night, Collider Coworking, 14 4th St. SW, Ste 203, Rochester. 6:30 p.m. Learn, network, and enjoy yourself with investors and other members of the community at

CashFlow 101 Game Night. Cashflow 101 is a board game created by the international bestselling author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” Robert Kiyosaki.

CommunityArchitect Cass Gilbert and the MN State Capitol, Roch-

ester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 7:00 p.m. Of the roughly 1,600 pieces of furniture that Cass Gilbert designed for the Capitol, just over half are known to exist. Project manager Natalie Heneghan will share stories of finding the furniture, restoring it and its place in history.

Rochester Area FreeThinkers Monthly Meeting, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 6:30 p.m. Free. Tim O’Neill will be speaking on the topic “Free Speech.” The presentation will focus on the highly influential, classic theory of free speech advocated by John Stuart Mill. RAFT is a social/educational group for the non-religious. The monthly meeting is a chance to meet other atheists, agnostics,

humanists, etc.

Service of Hope & Healing, 400 5th Ave. SW, Rochester. 6:00 p.m. Free. Light, music, prayer, and readings for anyone who finds the holiday season to be difficult. We will provide a free meal afterwards. All are welcome!

Peace Plaza Menorah Lighting & Party, Peace Plaza, First St. and First Ave. SW, Rochester. 5:00 p.m. This Chanukah, there will be no shortage of celebration for the festival of lights in Rochester. Chabad-Lubavitch of Rochester is set to host its annual Downtown Rochester Community Menorah Lighting. The com-munity is invited to attend and to participate. The world famous Dreidel Man and more will provide Chanukah flavor and fun for the whole community. The Mayor of Rochester, Ardell Brede, will attend the ceremony and will assist in kindling the lights of Chanukah.

q club, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 4:00 p.m. A safe and welcoming meet-up for LGBTQ teens and allies. For ages 13-18! Hang out, make friends and have fun at this club just for you.

Somali Outreach, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 2:45 p.m. Somali Support Team from Zumbro Valley Health Center will be available to provide culturally specific services to individuals and families of Somali ethnicity. They will answer questions and provide information on homelessness, mental health and chemical dependency.

Person to Person English Conversation, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 1:00 p.m. Practice your English skills through conversation with English speakers. Offering writing review as well. Open to adult, non-native English speakers.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15

MusicTugboat Rampage, Kathy’s Pub, 4 3rd St. SW, Rochester.

9:45 p.m. Free show. Kathy’s Pub features the very best live music in Rochester.

“At Christmas” with Mick Sterling, Crossings at Carnegie, 320 East Ave., Zumbrota. 7:30 p.m. $28 in advance, $32 day of show. Mick Sterling’s comedic, dramatic and heartwarming show returns with new scenes and music to again stir the spirit of the season. With additional material and music added each year, it remains a popular holiday tradition to Minnesota audiences.

Sport & RecreationStand-Up Comedy: Eric DaSilva and Hanna Hogan, ,

2723 Commerce Dr. NW, Rochester. 7:30 p.m. and 10:00 p.m. $15 in advance; $20 at the door. Live stand-up comedy every Friday and Saturday with nationally touring comedians seen on Comedy Central, HBO, Showtime, and late-night talk shows.

Tech Team, Rochester Public Library, 101 2nd St. SE, Rochester. 4:00 p.m. Work on different tech-based projects with your friends. This season we will be exploring what we can do with an Arduino microcontroller. Register online or by calling 507-328-2303.

Canvas & Cocktails for Guatemala, 410 Mill St. West, Cannon Falls. 5:00 p.m. $45. Get creative for a cause! The upside to this canvas party? We don’t all have to do the same thing—you’ll get to let your creativity run wild and customize your piece exactly how you like. You’ll go home with something you’ll actually want to display!

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Sunday, December 10th, 4:30pmHeld at Zumbro Lutheran Church

Special Guests: Tom Overlie, Childrens Choir, Members from Zumbro Lutheran & First Presbyterian Churches

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This activity is made possible by the voters of Minnesota through grants from MSAB thanks to a legislative appropriation from the arts & cultural heritage fund.

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Make your trip north festive with holiday markets

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Since the ending of the Holidazzle parade in 2013,

would-be travelers to the Twin Cities have had

to decide: is it worth the trek up Highway 52 to

partake in holiday festivities without the popular

parade?

Technically, Holidazzle still happens, but it’s

splintered into free movie nights, firework shows,

a kid’s zone, a light’s display, ice skating, Santa, and

more. While this sounds fun, it might not be enough of

a draw to entice weary travelers.

What might pique your interest is one of the many

holiday markets popping up around the metropolis.

A quick search brings up a huge selection of artist-

centered markets, any one of which is sure to have

enough variety to cross off many names on your gift

list. Here are three events within a 10 minute drive of

each other, so you can spend more time shopping and

less time in the car.

A-Mill Maker’s Market 315 SE Main St., Minneapolis10 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Stop by the glorious artist loft space just off the Mississippi River (might as well stroll along the Stone Arch Bridge while you’re here, it’s too pretty not to!) for a holiday market with a mission. There will be 40 artists selling their wares, plus music and an art gallery show, but there will also be a holiday fundraiser. All proceeds from the raffle will benefit non-profit organizations including the Domestic Abuse Project, Secondhand Hounds, Minnesota Literacy Council, and Open Arms of Minnesota. It’s right across the river from the Guthrie, so you can also catch a showing of “A Christmas Carol” or, for the less traditional holiday go-ers, “Blithe Spirit,” before you continue on your day.

Casket Arts Holiday Marketplace 681 17th Ave NE10 a.m. to 6 p.m.

At the third annual holiday marketplace at Casket Arts, you’ll find a variety of treasures to fill your stockings. More than 40 artists will sell everything from jewelry to prints, sculptures, and paintings. Plus, there will be live music and delicious treats also available.

Tattersall Holiday Market 1620 Central Ave. NE #150, Minneapolis12 p.m. to 5 p.m.

Might as well end your shopping spree with a celebratory cocktail. And maybe a bit more shopping. Thankfully, you’ll find both at Tattersall Distilling. Here you’ll find local brands like Duluth Pack, Askov Finlayson, Seek United, Hobby Farmer Canning Company, and many more. Besides, we all have that one person on our list we have no idea what to get. Tattersall offers a great solution: alcohol. And lots of it.

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