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A publication of the Associated Students of Montana State University Iss. 31 Vol. 91 ottom line Take it like a man 1 use Bills 21 and 57 to affect ttom- line student tuition 1EL Fox r rnc wriler l\s the Montana Legisla- , e;ears up to sort through ;lly hundreds of bills this .m, two bills affecting uni- " 71 tuition have been met c esistance. House Bill 21, sponsored p. Robert Paplovich (D), entially an attempt to de high school students nn opportunity to meet I _ financial needs by us- .' tery proceeds to finance n educational programs. House Bill 57, onred by House Speaker ercer (R), aims to ex- the university system nhe State Fund (Workers . rensation) to give the uni- y system the option of :g a cheaper insurance !ftr for its workers. rhe controversy begins .:iIB 21, which was tabled ::r in the month. :\ccording to Stacie q>p ASMSU intern the for the bill came 1 scholarship program in ia, known as the HOPE ·.\Ilg Outstanding People's tion) scholarship fund. HOPE was introduced in Geor- gia two or three years ago as a way of assisting students with tuition who had maintained at least a 3.5 GPA. Schlepp noted that the scholarship recipient would have to keep a college GPA of 3.25. In addition, the student could only receive the scholar- ship for a maximum of eight semesters. The HOPE bill, as it was called, would be funded with money taxed from state lotteries - an ideal plan, but one that met with huge resis- tance in the House. Argument against the bill claimed that HB 21 would send a message about gambling to high school students, that gambling is okay. The other major argu- ment against the bill was that it is far too prohibitive because a GPA of3.25 was too demand- ing . "While it doesn't mean the bill is dead, it means that it is unlikely that it will get an- other chance," Schlepp said. House Bill 57 fared a little better in the House. "The Bill is really just an see Tuition page 4 I l ' ..... P11or11 81 T R Staying calm, cool and collected, a student waits patiently as Nurse Gloria Stone takes blood for the Red Cross o UC -Santa Cruz students fail Robbery 101 to support them through college. The duo is charged with "I'm devastated," Linda was a total change after she v PRESS EXCHANGE . ANTA CRUZ , Calif. "!- Two college students n:4yrobbed two businesses 1npoint with hopes tha 1mld steal enough money Anthony Louis Cristofani, a se- robbing a local hair salon on Freeman , Emma Rose went to college." nior majoring in philosophy, and Jan. 16 and a warehouse store Freeman's mother, told the Detectives said they sus- freshman Emma Rose Free- five days later . An elementary Santa Cruz Sentinel. "This is a pected UC-Santa Cruz students man, were arrested and could school teacher's aide, Craig girl who was a national merit pulled off the heists because be expelled from the University Dick.son, is accused of driving scholar. Her only offense was to witnesses described the thieves of California at Santa Cruz. the get-away car . brake for a squirrel. Then there see Robbery page12 ;MSU lobbies for programs to lower students' fees EL Fox v: 1 writer , the heated battle to •1 tniversity system costs, :.a- ;>grams crucial to low- 1 lnuni versi ty fees and 14 are being given attention by ASMSU ts. ie first of these propos- ' -1 cerns the BANNER 2000 adminis- trative soft- ware pro- gram, which would cut bot- tom - line fees for students through more effective "I think the amount is si gnificant, and tha t's good, but there is no guarantee. Right now we 're worki ng with t he Commiss i oner 's offi ce to make MTA P a b ase par t of the budget." -Cat hy Conover MSU Public Relations an Info Tech Bill or a Capital Projects Bill. T h e second pro- gram, Mon- tana Tuition record - keeping capabilities. lobbyists are attempting to find a home for BANNER 2000 by trying to get it amended to Assistance Program (MTAP) needs secu- rity for its survival. Currently ASMSU is attempting to lobby According to Jeremy Fritz, ASMSU vice president, for one - time monies totaling almost $3 million, portioned out at $1.5 million a year for two years. The money would come from on Montana Power Company taxies, but would only be a temporary solution. "I think the amount is significant, and that's good, but there is no guarantee," said see ASl\1SU p.1ge -1

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A publication of the Associated Students of Montana State University Iss. 31 Vol. 91

ottom line Take it like a man 1 use Bills 21 and 57 to affect ttom- line student tuition

1EL Fox r rnc wriler

l\s the Montana Legisla-, e;ears up to sort through ;lly hundreds of bills this .m, two bills affecting uni­

" 71 tuition have been met c esistance.

House Bill 21, sponsored p. Robert Paplovich (D), entially an attempt to

de high school students nn opportunity to meet I _ financial needs by us­

.' tery proceeds to finance n educational programs.

~vwhile, House Bill 57, onred by House Speaker

ercer (R), aims to ex­the university system

nhe State Fund (Workers . rensation) to give the uni­

y system the option of :g a cheaper insurance

!ftr for its workers. rhe controversy begins

.:iIB 21, which was tabled ::r in the month.

:\ccording to Stacie q>p ASMSU intern the ~tion for the bill came

1 scholarship program in ia, known as the HOPE

·.\Ilg Outstanding People's tion) scholarship fund.

HOPE was introduced in Geor­gia two or three years ago as a way of assisting students with tuition who had maintained at least a 3.5 GPA.

Schlepp noted that the scholarship recipient would have to keep a college GPA of 3.25. In addition, the student could only receive the scholar­ship for a maximum of eight semesters.

The HOPE bill, as it was called, would be funded with money taxed from state lotteries - an ideal plan, but one that met with huge resis­tance in the House. Argument against the bill claimed that HB 21 would send a message about gambling to high school students, that gambling is okay. The other major argu­ment against the bill was that it is far too prohibitive because a GPA of3.25 was too demand­ing .

"While it doesn't mean the bill is dead, it means that it is unlikely that it will get an­other chance," Schlepp said.

House Bill 57 fared a little better in the House.

"The Bill is really just an

see Tuition page 4

I

l ' .....

P11or11 8 1 z,.~11 T '~" R

Staying calm, cool and collected, a student waits patiently as Nurse Gloria Stone takes blood for the Red Cross

o UC-Santa Cruz students fail Robbery 101 to support them through college. The duo is charged with "I'm devastated," Linda was a total change after she v PRESS EXCHANGE

. ANTA CRUZ, Calif. "!- Two college students n:4yrobbed two businesses 1npoint with hopes tha 1mld steal enough money

Anthony Louis Cristofani, a se- robbing a local hair salon on Freeman, Emma Rose went to college." nior majoring in philosophy, and Jan. 16 and a warehouse store Freeman's mother, told the Detectives said they sus­freshman Emma Rose Free- five days later. An elementary Santa Cruz Sentinel. "This is a pected UC-Santa Cruz students man, were arrested and could school teacher's aide, Craig girl who was a national merit pulled off the heists because be expelled from the University Dick.son, is accused of driving scholar. Her only offense was to witnesses described the thieves of California at Santa Cruz. the get-away car. brake for a squirrel. Then there see Robbery page12

;MSU lobbies for programs to lower students' fees EL Fox

v: 1 writer

, the heated battle to •1 tniversity system costs,

:.a- ;>grams crucial to low-1 lnuni versi ty fees and ~ill 14 are being given

attention by ASMSU ts. ie first of these propos­

' -1cerns the BANNER

2000 adminis­trative soft­ware pro­gram, which would cut bot-tom - line fees for students through more effective

" I think the amount is significant, and that's good, but there is no guarantee. Right now we're working with

the Commissioner's office to make MTAP a base part of the budget."

-Cathy Conover MSU Public Relations

an Info Tech Bill or a Capital Projects Bill.

T h e second pro­gram, Mon­tana Tuition

record - keeping capabilities. lobbyists are attempting to find a home for BANNER 2000 by trying to get it amended to

Assistance Program (MTAP) needs secu­rity for its survival. Currently ASMSU is attempting to lobby

According to Jeremy Fritz, ASMSU vice president,

for one - time monies totaling almost $3 million, portioned out at $1.5 million a year for two years. The money would come from on Montana Power Company taxies, but would only be a temporary solution.

"I think the amount is significant, and that's good, but there is no guarantee," said

see ASl\1SU p.1ge -1

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Montana ice fishing season brings out the rednecks -

Certain ceremonies of surface of the lake looks like only thing resembling food that primitive people still astound Pebble Beach, they take out they've consumed the whole and befuddle scientists to this their Popiel Pocket Fishermen morning is some coffee and very day, particularly ceremo- and send hvoks covered with beer, they are all operating at nies of torture, pain, humilia- corn,cheese,andmaggotsdown the mental level of Cheez-tion, or life-threatening circum- into the icy water and wait. ·whiz, and of course, they agree stance ... The most exciting is a They wait. They wait well be- to this plan. Obviously, the ice small tribe of Pygmies in Indo- yond the descriptive powers of must be safe to support the nesia who, every seventeenth all adjectives and superlatives. truck. They'Ye been on it un-year, all leap into the surf, mak- During this eternity der the hot, shining sun the ing noises like a duck. The sec- squared, the wind will invari- whole day. When they first got ond most exciting can be expe- ably pick up to a gale with a to the lake , they sent the rienced in the state of Montana. force greater than Hurricane youngest member of their [Or other, similarly inclined Emily, but not quite that of any party out to test the ice, since states, like Michigan or single congressman. This wind he didn't fall in, it was safe for Canada.] To take part in this will send the ice house, and all eight grown men to bring over adventure, you must wait 600 pounds of equipment

until mid-December, KEITH SUT'A onto the lake. when the plaid-breasted n. ow, the ice hasn't native Montana redneck ./ been crackling or pop-skulks out of its lair. Exponent Columnist .-df" ping much at all today,

When it is suffi- .. ~· and the truck slides its ciently cold enough [40 ---~~~ way onto the lake. And, degrees below zero, with like a majestic, steel-bod-lower chill factor is stan- ied, 12-ton swan, it ca-dard] these men [there only reens into the ice house, seem to be males, thus giving occupants, skidding across the which, hopefully, had been va-us the mystery of how they re- ice as if they were encased in a cated so everyone can super-produce] gather at Perkins res- giant Ouija board pointer that vise the mind-blowmg intellec-taurant at three in the morn- suddenly decided it needed to tual task of driving a large, ing in a half zombie-like, half spell out the Declaration ofln- heavy vehicle onto two feet of inebriated state. They drink dependence in less than twenty frozen water. Once in place, coffee until they gain enough seconds. the truck is an effective anchor consciousness to notice that Once the ice house is re- for the ice house. Especially they are no longer in their turned to its original position, when the ice breaks into little homes. Then they all file into "It needs to be anchored," the floes and the whole arrangement the parking lot and jump into smartest man on the lake pos- goes looking for Davy Jones. As their 87 ,425,399,070,681-ton tulates. "Let's pound some the 1989 Chevy attached to a pickup trucks and head for Can- posts into the ice, and tie the Coleman 4-person ice house yon Ferry Reservoir. house down!" says the second sinks slowly in the west, an air

Six hours later, they ar- smartest man on the lake. The of philosophy and calm thought-rive al their hunting ground. smartest man on the lake hits fulness blows like the chill wind They spend the next 45 minutes him with his jigging rod. " o over the lake. "[Expletive de-figuring out how to assemble an wonder you're only the second leted)," says an ice fisherman, ice house out of doors with no smartest man on the lake!" he popping open another Olyrnpia, light whatsoever, until they re- says. "We'll hold it down by ty- which is frozen to his hand, a lize they have to spend the ing it to the truck!" Since ev- ''looks like that's enough for to-next half-hour digging over eryone on the lake has been day! Let'sgogetabeerandplan 1000 holes in the ice. Once the awake since midnight, and the for ne:-..1. weekend!"

Fridai January 29, 1999

1\le11 's itnwritten rules of life discoverecl b)' won1a

For the past several months I have been expounding my opin­ion of the emotional development of males in romantic relationships to anyone who would listen. N atu­rall y, I decided that the best source from which to receive a response would be the student body. So, here's a chance for all of those students out there, who oc­casionally skim the column sec­tion of The Ex1>0nent, to let me hear your point of view on my pro­found hJ1>0thesis'

to understanding and rela~ the opposite sex.

There are two probiel here: 1) the majority is utilili, thiseJ1.rpression as a meansb) their product, 2) there are certt social standards of adherencr SeA'Uality that must be ad in order to produce stable in \1.duals.

Unfortunately, there IS

one right answer. This bnngs issue full circle. which lea,·es majority of males and fem

I believe that it is an essen­ a quandary over the other 1

tial prut oflife for the fe­male sex to attempt to con­clude on some

ANDREA JORDAN

Exponent Columnist / -·~ .....

--~~p

Pera t' ally, ~ b e play t h

generalized thoughts of the male sex (and vice versa l. The problem is: by the time we actually begin to achieve a few final thoughts on the opposite sex, we're too old to give a damn anymore! On a daily basis, our lives are consumed by receiving flashing images. This is achieved through various medi­ums of communication, which at­tempt to encompass some sem­blance of gender understanding and harmony. Such forms of com­munication are: television, maga­zine advertisements and articles. radio communications, family, friends, and religious or commu­nity organizations with each one trying to provide us with the kev

quences of being a nventy-sc thing female, in a world fu men, whose emotional i towards romantic relations are unpredictable has left baflled. Therefore, I felt it 111

sary t-0 utilize my years of da relationship dramas for at thetical e.'<µlanation on the• tional commitment of men i man tic relationships (and fa betterment of knowledge fa female se.x).

As I have been able t certain thus far, I have di\.1.de emotional categories of male three, distinct and age-

ee .\kn oll!!e J

The Exponenr is published mosr Tuesdays and Fndays rhrougha academic year and is affi/iared u:irh rhe Associared Srudents

.\fonrana Scare University Editoru.l Policy

The Exponent welcomes feedback from its audience. Responses slD sent to SUB Room 305 in care of the editor as either a Lener to the I

or a Guest Editoru.l Letters should be 250-300 words in length a editoru.ls should be no longer than iOO words The Exponent rese"' ngbt to edit or reject any materials submitted Subtlllss1ons should u the author's name. phone number and address. Anonymous subllllS

v.ill not be pnnted Opinions represented on the comments ~s are those of the a.uthor and lll no way represent the Exponent. ASMSU Cl

Editor • 994-2455 Marcus Hibdon

Managing Editor • 994-2224 Michelle Tokarski

/lews Editor • 994-2551 Martha Middlebrooks

Features Editor • 994-3840 B etsy Runge

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don't care because rm not m Montana. hut there should a sales tax because hopefully it uld reduce my tuition."

Kenn Dyches CET

Sophomore

Exponent Frida 29 1999

Do you think that Montana should have a sales tax?

"No because if they lower the property tax it will probab ly go right back up."

Tim Anderson Fire Rescue and Technology

Freshman

"I don't want it, but the property tax is much too high.''

Amanda Johnson Marke1ing/B11siness

Junior

" I wouldn't be for it. There aren't too many places like this that give us so much economic freedom."

Vince Cuso111a10 Biology Senior

/'hows /Jy Zach 1'<111111.:r

··1 think it is a great idea because the tourists would be helping support Montana."

Melissa Reini General Studies

Freshman

~en : Secret rules govern sexuality, relationship_s_c_·on_tim_ied_fro_mp_ag_e2 ons: 17 - 24, 25 - 30, and 30 aer. Of course each of these

tegories is subject to over­g, and with most hypoth­

information is subject to ination! In addition, this

sisappears to closely re­le a fo11n of unwritten guide­that are unconsciously ad-

p. to by men, with all unwrit­lniideli nes susceptible to

upon an individual basis! The Secret and Unwrit­

Rules of Life for Men slated bv a Womanl

lAges 17 - 24:Ah, the won­] and exciting time in a

s life that follows the onset berty! This is the point of ional maturity that encom-

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passes many expectational pur­suits: graduation, sex, summer va­cation, sex, owning a car, sex, thoughts of college, sex, and I al­most forgot. .. sex. Besides automo­biles and sports, thoughts at this age are primarily occupied by (fill in the blank) . When not thinking about the actual act, the cognitive processes of the male are intrigued by the mode of operation which will enable him to encoun­ter an individual of the opposite sex to facilitate such acts. It is im­portant to stress that matters in romance of a serious nature are not usually part of this transi­tional stage.

Ages 25 - 30: The rudeness of reality starts to invade the male

psyche. The fun and games of pre­vious years eventually subside, and society enters the picture. This is considered the point in a male's life in which achievement, success, and social standing are matters ofutmost importance. Re­lationships may still enter into and out of the equation. but they are not necessarily the determin­ingfactor of the character that rep­resents the man. Sex is still im­portant, but it is not the so-called "driving force" in the male's life.

Ages 30 & older: When financial endeavors, social sta­tus, and occupational perma­nence has been achieved, there almost appears to be a complete sense of self-fulfillment. But

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wait. Something's missing. Is there possibly a void in the life of the male that has everything? He searches frantically! !! He's got the stylish wardrobe, he's got the sleek, new car, he's got the great job and the money in the bank to accommodate his ev­ery whim, he's got his buds to hang with and drink brew, while they discuss topics of sports and automechanics. Still, there's something missing, but he just can't seem to put his finger on it! Oh, yeal1 ... it's the girl! For the overachiever, life is perfect, except for this one minor detai I. The need for a mate, an alter-ego, a compli­ment to the male personality and sexuality is finally desired.

Obviously, this scenario could be interchangeable for both males and females. One point of reference is the realiza­tion that by the time we've achieved the goals that are con­sidered important on an indi­vidual basis, the majority of our generation will either be mar­ried, or maJTied and divorced several times (including all the prize-packaged baggage that is hidden behind door number three). The innocence and purity of the relationships that were dreamt of in high school is long gone, and one more hurdle in the pursuits of life is left to be jumped. Good luck and happy hunting!

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( 4 Friday, January 22, 1999 Exponent ·

Fees: Votes on Bills 27 and 57 pending in Hous, co11ti1111ed from Pllgt

option clause for MSU," said Hugh Braaten, coordinator of ASMSUs' lobbying efforts. "What House Bill 57 says is that the University System should be able have the

ers is that freedom from the way MSU insures its work- understanding with the ing to get out, which Wat

State Fund is too drastic a ers. State, it too became em- take base dollars away fr. broiled in contro- the State Fund and serio1t versy when it was hurt the small businesi heard in the House that rely on it to insure lb

choice between insuring its workers with a private car­rier or the State Fund in Hel-

measure to take in order to re­duce costs.

With a sort of silent under­standing be­tween the State

"The bill is really just an option clause for MSU. What House Bill 57 says is that the

university system should be able have the choice between insuring its workers with a private carrier or the State Fund in Helena."

early January. According to

Braaten, the stron­gest opposition to the bill was that if

people.

ena." The Legislature has

stressed that the university system should take all pos­sible steps to control costs. The feeling by some lawmak-

and the univer­sity system, some intent on lowering costs

-Hugh Braaten the University Sys­Coordinator of ASMSUs' lobbying efforts tern could be exempt

from the State

While HB 57 did mat to the Senate, it is expectl!{ meet resistance. Gove Mark Racicot indicated he• veto the bill if it comes bet him. University lobbyisf.11 working to see that the becomes law as they prep it to be heard in the Se!lll

felt that a good place to start would be to reevaluate the

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5 Exponent

Friday, January 29, 1999

Broad Comedy' captures Equinox's talent

\fter recent!~ spending two month:; in J,,\ area. KntiC' Goodman had the oppor­h to t>CC a number of performance:" by

ild-up f!.'male comedian::;. "l was peeing m pants t hey werf> ::-o funny," :-<he recall::-.

been working hard and laughing even harder to polish the performance.

The show consi::>t::s of improv games "never been played on the planet,'' in addition to mu­::;ical spoof::>. some hip hop funk dance to get the energy level up and short ::;ketches includ­ing a ::;poof on Bill Gate::;. Goodman reinforci>s the fact though. that lhi::; i:s not an opportu­

nity for male ba::shing. ln fnct she en-

CHECK IT OUT courages men to come. ''They'll enjoy it, have fun and maybe learn some­thing."

"A BRO\D Col\.nmv" SHOWING AT THE E~1[ RSO CUI.TURALCE"ITER

FEB. 4-.5 8 P.M. y . $8GENERALAD.\.1lSS!O.\'S $6 UNDER 13 SENIOR CITIZENS Carnµ:ell,

dman re-1ed to the inox, "all fired up," with the idea to do a en's performance. Goodman felt there needed to be a venue

hich women's \'Oices could be heard. "It's male bashing and not self-deprecating, man said. "'\\'omen have moYed beyond

''A Broad Com!.'dy "actually debuted dur­the annual Christmas stroll at the .\I~l""' nen',, C<>nter Coffee House held at the Leaf Bean, packing the house. Since then, the .lp of 12 women including Stephanie pbell, a profe::.:50r in the Media and The­Arts department and two MSU student:<, gie DeKlyn and Toni Marie La Gree, ha\'e

who delivers he token

dramatic piece, definitely feels that something has been learned. "I love the spirit of thi::s group, the ca­maraderie and fun these women are havmg, really supporting one another. They're willing to take risk:<."

''A Broad Comedy." takes the stage Feb. 1 and Feb. 5 at 8 p.m. for mature audiences and a "family friendly" matmee will be held Feb. 6 at 2 p.m at the Emer-<on Cultural CentN in Harmony Hall. Tickets are a\•ailable for $8 gen­eral admb::.ion or $6 for 13 and under or se­nior citizens. They can be purchased at the door or in advance by callin~ the Equinox Theater Company at 587-0737.

P1 B I Equinox thespians Kristin Griffin and Margie Deklyn rehearse a scene from "A Broad Comedy" at the Emerson Cultural Center.

VISU student crowned iss Rodeo Montana

Allen's 'Celebrity' offers new perspective B\ HAR\'E'r H-'\.\1Ul RGI!

Sp.:c11.1/ to the l\ponent

the same time, :\lien·,, film tran­:oeends that limited ambience to work as a sharp social satire on the state of America's ob:-;ession with celebrity culture.

disturbing a::.pect. "Celebrity" i:s the role of

Kenneth Brannagh, who takes the place of the author charac­ter, playing a writer who thinks and talks like Woody Allen. Once you accept this :slightly crazy substitution, it's kind of fun.After all, at this stage ofhlli career, Allen could hardly go on playing these obses::sive roles

We have yalty at­drng .Mon­

S ta te

nerius was owned Miss Jdeo Mon­na at the nntana Cir­it Fmals ro­o m Great tlls.

There :re six girls mpeting for iss Rodeo ontana and ey were all dged on

1eir sports­

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Mariah Sinerius was recently crowned Miss Rodeo Montana

anship, horsemanship interview, impromptu speaking, speech, modeling, appearance, photogenics, and their !rsonal interview. '.\1ariah came out on top in the end suits, was number one in the appearance category, and as \'Oted Miss Congeniality by the other girls in the lgeant.

'.\Iariah say,, that what that made her do so wel. in

The Bozeman Film Fes­tival offers a second chance to see Woody Allen's latest, "Celeb­rity," showing at the Rialto, Feb.2-4. On one hand this film is another essay on what has become so familiar and expected in Allen's cinema, an insular world of combined lust and dis­enchantment New York style At

"Celebrity" alternates between the story of a failed author who abandons his wife for the allures ofbeingjournal­ist to the rich and sexy and the twists of fortune of the spurned ·wife, played by the perpetually wired Judy Davis. Certainly a

M.U.S.E to Inspire MSU This Weekend Bv DA.-.;11-L Tn.ER f:\ponenl Writer

Edinburgh is noted for its arts and mu­s ic festival. If you're lucky, you can catch tick­ets to Lillith Fair or Lollapalooza. Indeed, here in Bozeman, the Sweet Pea is something of a claim lo fame, but a new exposition will join the scene on Sunday that may surpass them all. The first ever M. U.S.E. (Movement to Unite Self-Expression) will kick off al 6 p.m. in SUB Ballrooms A and D with a spe­cial g uest performance by Edis at 8·30 p.m.

M.U.S.E. promises lo be muc:h more than just a mu::sic f€'stival according to 22-year old Paige Geldhof. an F,nglish Litrrature major from Grand Rapid:>, :i.tic:h. \\ho i::> cli­n·c:ling the program. •·[l \)('gan a:; an orgnni-

zation to break down the walls between vari­ous art forms: music, theater, visual arts ....

Along with several other MSU ,.,tu­dents, Jay Pahan::sky, Jen Cox and Jonathan Falby, Geldhof began a :;eries of informal meetings in September to talk about their arti::stic interests which eventually evol\'ed into a planning learn for a multi-arti:;tic stu ­dent organization.

Since then, the team has become a mem­ber of MSU':; student club" and ha::; rallied the :;upport and sponsor ship of ASi\ISl Lively Arts as well a::; the ~\rti :::-t::> Guild Working with a tiny budget but gt•1wrou::: community l'nthu-;in::.m nnd "upporl, the) have bl'Pn ab lt• to pul to.~ether an .\rli,,t1,

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boast something for everyone himself,\·ithout looking deserv­edly lecherous: it's best that he confine the lechery to the script and stay off stage.

Doubtless, the high­lights of the film are the se­quences featur ing Leonardo DiCaprio, whom Allen percep­tively tagged to play the role of a spoiled Hollywood heartthrob, even before "Ti­tanic" hit that berg. We all hope that the real Leo is just a great actor not anything like the abu­sive self-indulgent brat he so convincingly portrays.

The Brannagh-Allen characte r's pursuit of the lifestyle of the beautiful people pays off in lurid e ncounters

"';th the oppo,.,ite sex. There is Melanie Griffith

as a glamorous star who casu­a lly offers Lev.rinsky-style-non­sex.

Ch.arlize Theron alone is worth the admission price as s he perfectly tweaks the supermodel subcu lture from which she herself emerged.

Bebe Neuwirth makes an appearance as a call girl as a kind of technical cons ultant.

Famke Janssen a nd Winona Rider are dark sireOB who add to Brannagh's confu­sion. Not everyone is depraved in Allen's vision - Davis gets to meet a television producer who's really a nice guy, played

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by Joe Ma ntegna. This leads to a hilarious sequence in which Davis becomes an interviewer in a celebrity bistro frequented by Donald Trump a nd Joey Buttafuco.

It's hard to see a way out ofour nation's empty preoc­cupation with celebrity for its own sake a nd that's w hy we need the sting of satire that Woody Allen delivers so well here. It should be noted that "ce­lebrity" is gorgeous ly photo­graphed in black and white by Sven Nykvist, the brilliant cin­ematographer for Ingmar Bergma n, the Swedish director to whose genius Allen has al­ways aspired.

weekend which w ill fea­ture more than 100 stu­dents and local a rtis ts as well as the clay works of som e 200 e le me ntary s tu­dents from Irving School.

Ge ldhof believes there's something for ev­eryone, and maintained that "the point of M. U.S.E. was to get people not gen­erally involved in the a rt world , (to realize) that it is there ...

Several local mus i­cians will be joined by

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Spring Docs the pageant was studying. She attended clinics where she was given workbooks to help her practice interview questions and she set aside at least five hours a week to study curre nt events and r o­deo news.

"I made it just like a regular class," she said. She was also in pageants in High School, and earned the title Miss Last Chance Stampede in Helena in 1996.

The duties of Miss Ro­deo Montana include travel­ing to Montana rodeos where she will do the grand entry ceremony and ride the cattle out after each event. She also helps with kiddie rodeos , does radio and TV interviews

and has autograph sessions. In Nove ml.:er, she goes to Las Vegas to compete with about 35 other girls for Miss Rodeo America at the National Fi­nals Rodeo.

Mariah was interested in rodeo ever since she was in 4-H. In high school, she competed in various events such as barre l racing and goat tying which she took to state her senior year. She also worked as a horse trainer in the sum mer. Mariah hopes to teach people that rodeo is not jus t for p eopl e with a ranch background.

" P eo pl e from rodeos aren't r ea lly cowboys," she said. "They'r e athletes."

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ce again, here comes 'Cat/Griz' weekend looking to get

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iver Brown's "Six days .:!." e Nelson's "On the

ltever song you use to , and there are hun­them, the Montana versity Bobcats are -e road, but there is e end of the tunnel, will be singing Ozzy Mamma, rm coming

tnefore they do, they · to the place that a thates above all oth-

1mla. n they travel to n Saturday, the Bob-

- ok to continue their od play on the road, .:.ng out the season on e eight-game losing

, ide of Bozeman. :qlosing their first two :~ games on the road ,in, the 'Cats have 'lifthe winning touch •uey grabbed two con-

ins at Cal State 1 and Cal State Sac-1nnd lost a game to lkate in overtime.

''When you go on the road, you need wins, but you a lso need to feel like you played well, and that's what we did last weekend," Montana State head coach Mick Durham said. "We went on the road and played well, and consequently we won two of three."

Montana State will begin the second half of the conference season on Saturday when they travel to play the Grizzlies and will be looking to grab a win in Missoula and position them­selves for a run at the confer­ence leaders.

"I think we proved to our­selves we can play with anyone in the league," Durham said. "I think the guys are excited about the second go-round of league play."

But winning in Missoula won't come easy.

"I am expecting to see a very fired up Montana team on Saturday night," Durham said.

Due to construction in Missoula the game will be played in the gym at Sentinel High School, a place where the most of the current Bobcats ~ave never played.

See 'Cat/Griz' page 8

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Bobcat freshman forward Aaron Rich drives past an opponent in a game earlier this season. Rich and the rest of the 'Cats will renew their rivalry with the Montana Grizzlies on Saturday.

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rrgame is big. The "is huge. as a conference game. s simply the game. rould raise the bar in

ltince. The other could 1 :u of history. 1ooontana State Uni-

dy 'Cat basketball ll5 up their four-game

! home-stand this

weekend when they play host to the Cal State Sacramento Hornets tonight and host the University of Montana Lady Griz' on Monday.

'Tunight when the Big Sky leading Lady 'Cats host Cal State Sacramento, which is cur­rently bringing up the rear of the conference with an 0-7 record in the Big Sky, they will be hoping for another confer­ence win and strengthen their hold on the conference lead be-

fore they go out on the road next week where they will have to play five of their remaining seven conference games.

''We have huge targets on the backs of our heads and ev­eryone will be looking to knock us off," Montana State head coach Tracey Sheehan said. "However, this team is very fo­cused and they are buying into the one-game-at-a-ti.me philoso­phy."

That one-game-at-a-time

philosophy is very important for the Lady 'Cats to adhere to to­night, making sure they don't get caught looking forward to the Montana game on Monday.

"Sacramento State beat us on their floor last year, and they do a great job on defense," Sheehan said.

The Hornets are led on the floor by 5-7 senior guard Julie Wast.ell who is averaging 10.3 points per game and just under five assists. Following Wastell

in the scoring department is junior forward Torilynn Boyd who is averaging a solid 10.2 points per game.

The Lady 'Cats will counter the Hornets in the scor­ing department with their own attack led by senior Tennyson Ballek and freshman Jennifer Curl who are both near Lhe top in Big Sky conference scoring with 17.4 and 11.5 points per

See Lady 'Cats page 8

·ck team to open indoor season on Saturday · Exponent the coaches would say that win- cally on the strength of strong ing the way, and jumpers Brian Schweyen has resur-

ning the dual meets is very im- distance running and fie ld Danny Groux, Stevie Keller, rected the Grizzly program, 111;ana State's br ief portant." event groups. Jeff Rodenburg, Laura Bennett largely on the strength of a ter-' •r track season will The teams competing in This year's Montana State and Carrie Damschen abound. rific distance running group.

.'tonality very similar this meet offer an interesting teams don't have the raw num- Montana State a lso The Griz' were ranked 12th in at teams - quick but contrast. Weber State has been bers of distance runners as boasts strengths in the sprints the nation during the cross That season opens competing since early January, usual but the ones there, Kevin with Josh Sears, Freddy Krepps country season.

'.with a Big Sky Con- and has rounded into form . Jacobsen and Mike Feist on the and Damschen leading the way The meet starts at 11 a.m. '< 1ble dual with Mon- Weber State perennially cha!- men's side and Emily Thomp- in the middle distances. on Saturday morning in the ,/eber State. lenges for the Big Sky track son, Amy Norden and Christina Montana is one of the top Brick Breeden Fieldhouse tschool has a rich tra- titles. Werther on the women's, are top programs on Lhe rise in the Big Next week the 'Cats will

:1, dual meet program, Montana State is also a flight. Sky. be home again as they host ~ry important to us," team that usually finishes in Throwers, with Chris Forn1er Bobcat standout Montana, L'tah State and Idaho aid. "I think any of the top half of the league, typi- Hutton and Tara Moeller lead- and former assistant coach State in a double-dual meet.

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game, respectivly. As if a game against a

conference opponent tonight was not enough pressure on the Lady 'Ca ts, trying to make his­tory on Monday night is added to the weekend equation.

This season's version of the Lady 'Cats have the chance to become, with a win on Mon­day night, the first MSU women's basketball team to sweep a season series from the Lady Griz' in more than 20 vears. - The win in Missoula over l\Iont:ma earlier this season was the first road win in the series for the Lady 'Cats since

1977 and the first win of any kind over the Lady Griz' for Sheehan.

On Monday night, Mon­tana will be looking to avenge the earlier loss to the Lady 'Cats as well as trying to climb out of the Big Sky cellar, where they are not use lo staying after dominating the Big Sky throughout the nineties.

When the two teams met in January, l\lonlana State dominated almost eYery part of the game as point guard Jamie Spring notched a C..'1Ieer high 19 points. and freshm~m sensation Isabel Stubbs grabbed nine re­bounds. The Lady 'Cats held

the Lady Griz' to a dismal 32 percent from the floor in their last meeting.

Leading the revenge at­tempt for the Lady Griz' will be center Linda Weyler who is blis­tering the nets with an amaz­ing 18.2 poi..n ts per game and 8.1 rebounds.

"Monlana is a lot more confident team than we beat in Missoula," Sheehan said. "We are looking forward to this weekend"

Game time is set for 7.05 p.m. on Friday and 8:35 p.m on l\londny. Both games \.vill be 111 the Brick Breeden Fieldhouse.

Montana State senior forward Tennyson Ba et

, goes up for a sh against the Un vers1ty of Monta.,a ast season.

'Cat/Griz": Classic series bet\Yccn ~Iontana schools rcnc\Yed Saturday

"I don't know what to ex­pect from the environment of playing in Sentinel's gym," Durham said. "It is a strange feeling going over there for a 'CatJGriz' game and not know­ing exactly what to expect."

What Durham and the rest of the 'Cats can expect is a balanced Grizzly attack led by Matt Williams, Bob Olson, l\Iike Warhank and Mat

Seidensticker . The meeting between the

two schools represents a battle between two of the teams in the lO\\ er half of the Big Skv standings as the Bobcat:s are currently standing in fifth place with a 4-4 conference record and Montana, with a 1-7 conference mark, is tied for last.

The two teams met in

Bozeman on ,Jan. when Mon­tana State put together a sec­ond-half flurry to run away with a 71-61 win.

Although l\lontana has struggled since the loss to the 'Cats, Durham doesn't think this game is going to be easy.

"The things that jump out at me are Warhank's three pointers, Williams' offensive re­bounds and ability to get to the

free-throw line." Durham said. "Those are the three critical ar­eas for us."

"When you play Montana how you rebound and handle their inside game usually de­termines if you will be success­ful."

Da!lny Sprinkle, one of the few 'Cats to have played in­side Sentinel Gym, and Nate Holmstadt \vill look to continue

their leadership on th for the Bobcat:-. a~ 1 classmen Justin Browi Riggs. Rufus Xicholsa .John Lazosky continut velop.

The game in :'.fiss the last of a four-gam swing for the 'Cats t.t turn home next week take on Cal State Sacra and Idaho State.

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We would have some­body run the snowmobile up and down the hill picking people up. This was much ap­preciated since walking up the hill was hell. It was surpris­ingly steep, and easily a hun­dred yards down to the park line. Most people made it into the park if they had a good run, but there were many times when a brutal wreck would end the run short. Es­pecially when we had the trac­tor tube with us. The tractor

tube was huge, and we could easily fit eight or so people on it. I think that it was stolen from a gentleman's yard in town by some of the kids that first discovered the old dump, and we had made many a re­pair to keep the thing in op­eration.

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Usually after we were all

tired or beat up, we would just sit around the coals of the fire and talk about whatever came to mind. If all of the girls had gone home, we would talk about the obvious, but most of the time, we told funny stories about everybody. This was ac­tually one of the best parts of the night. We would laugh for hours in the freezing co ld. The fire kept you plenty warm though, and just being out in the woods with a ll of your clos­est friends was one of the best things that we ever did.

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Sisters Lucia, Angella and Maria Ahn their award winning chamber music a stylish flair. The Juilliard trained trio been featured on NBC, PBS, in the York Times, GO Magazine and in th coming January issue of Vogue.

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ANNOUNCEMENTS

Apply Now for $600 American Assoc1at1on of Un1vers1ty Women (AAUW) Scholarships Eligible women will be Under­graduates who will be enrolled as a full-time Junior or Senior for Autumn '99 and Spring 2000 and a graduate of a Gallatin County High School or a legal resident of Gallatin County for two years at the time of applica­tion. I nforrnation and applica­tions are available at the MSU Office of Financial Aid Services or at the Women's Resource Center. The Deadline is Friday, March 5. 1999.

Not having sex 1s the best way to protect yourself from preg­nancv and STDs Abstinence 1s common and normal and can el11111nate worries and risk A tip from Bridger Clrrnc 587 0681 .

To order your GIRL SCOUT COOKIES call 586 6641

Tigger. forgive me I di the past meant so ml) and the present so lit here-and now give me chance, and we'll t< what might have bee the other way a Xannah

The Classifieds are al' ing for more class1fiec pecially personals If' like to send in a persc 1t to Expoclass@hotrr

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17 18 . Foreign & Domestic . From. Tune-ups to IVlajor Overhaul Brakes • Air Conciitior"'ling

14 Shaft in a car 15 Cheech's 20 21

Engirle Dia.gnos1:ics surname 16 Hawaiian island 17 Cast gloom over 18 Bayswater baby

buggies 19 Lead player 20 1986 Peace

Prize winner 22 Smooth

comparative 23 Troupes 24 Mourns 26 Hoopster

Archibald 27 Operatic prima

donnas 28 Agreements 30 Give a face-lift 31 At present 34 Delight 35 Ice-cream

holders 36 Ark builder 37 Gore and Capp 38 Charges off 39 Heated

argument 40 Offers to buyers 41 Scorch 42 Soda-shop

orders 45 Joy bringers 48 Whiff 49 Carried to

completion 51 Artifice 52 Bad deeds

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13 Ankara populace 21 Dampens 25 Mouth 27 Pock marks 28 Org. of Player

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DOWN 1 Finish lines 2 Glorify 3 Coalitions 4 Send into exile 5 Magnate's

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school 32 Cereal grain 33 Which person 35 Timidity 36 Made tidy

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During Spring Break Volunteer in a Host Community Performing Service Projects! Sites Include:

Gila National Forest, New Mexico .... Conservation work and Trail building. Mex icali , Baja California ... Cross Cultural Exchange with Universidad Autonoma De Baja. Mile High Ministries Denver, Colorado ... Help Renovate their Leadership Institute and Learn About Inner City Problems.

To get Applications for Site Leaders or Sign Up as a Group Member Site Leader applications are due Feb . 5 , 1999 by 5:00 pm

Contact Office For Community Involvement

247 Reid Hall 994-6902

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Robbery: Stud~~}.~~~,~~.~ as young. nicely groomed and nicely dre;;sed.

In the first robbery. a young man and woman walked mto a hair salon As he whistled. she pointed a gun at a stylist.

"Tell her what you want, honey," the man reportedly

said to his female companion. They fled with less than

$100. During the second rob­bery, the man and woman were seen leaving with several elec­tronic goods. Dickson and Cristofoni, both 23, posted bail. Freeman, 18, is being held on a $25,000 bond.

ASMSU: Efforts u11der\vay co11ti1111cd from pngt! 1

Cathy Conover, MSU public rela­tions. "Right now we're working to with the Commissioner's office to make MTAP a base part of the budget."

Conoverwenton to say that support for MTAP is critical be­cause we don't want to abandon our students.

Ideally lobbyists would like to see MTAP become a per­manent part of the Appropriation's Budget with a considerably larger amount of

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funding than it currently re­ceives. Any reduction in the amount of consideration the University System receives in the form of budget.

In addition, ASMSU will lobby for House Bill 14, which is a request for $7.5 million If approved, HB 14 will be used to bring the Renne library up to code. On Tuesday ASMSU ·will meet with the Appropria tions subcommittee on long-range­planning.

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Fridav . The Big Band Swrng Night will be held

at the SOB Barn from 8 p.m.-10 p.m. Les­sons will be given from 7:30 p.m.-8 p.m. Tick­ets are $3 at the door.

mmn Three Live DJ's will perform at Geyser

park at 9 p.m.

Jan. 30-31 The Help Center will be conducting its

winter training session. Anyone interested in volunteering on the Crisis Hotline is wel­come to stop by and pick up an application.

Jan. 30-31 The Movement to Unite Self-Expres­

sion MUSE is hosting an art show/music fes­tival in the SUB. Sunday the festival opens at 6:30 p.m. and the bands start at 9:30 p.m. On Monday the art show opens at 11 a.m. and poetry r eadings begin at 7 p.m .

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play their award winning music in Re Recital Hall.

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ing a sack lunch seminar entitled "B Work and Family: Child Care Conn which will be held from noon to 1 p.m. SUB room 106E.

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