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7 th Category Joke Time and Reality Check! I am / You might be a REDNECK if: Your boat has not left the yard in 15 years. You’ve ever shot someone for looking at you. Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal. You’ve ever been too drunk to fish. You’ve ever sprayed your girlfriend’s name on an overpass. Your kids are hungry because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps. You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “ Georgia on My Mind.” The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair. You know at least six different ways to bend the brim of a baseball cap. It’s easier to spray weedkiller on your lawn than to mow it.Funny Ya’ll! Hahaha Have a great day and May GOD bless our Souls! For what we have done in the past and also to the new generations. Ya’ll and all the Ya’ll/ Ya’llses! Smile Ya’ll! Funny Ya’ll! hehehe

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7th Category Joke Time and Reality Check! I am / You might be a REDNECK if:

Your boat has not left the yard in 15 years. You’ve ever shot someone for looking at you. Your momma has ever been involved in a cuss fight with the principal. You’ve ever been too drunk to fish. You’ve ever sprayed your girlfriend’s name on an overpass. Your kids are hungry because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps. You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to “ Georgia on My

Mind.” The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair. You know at least six different ways to bend the brim of a baseball cap. It’s easier to spray weedkiller on your lawn than to mow it.Funny Ya’ll! Hahaha

Have a great day and May GOD bless our Souls! For what we have done in the past and also to the new generations. Ya’ll and all the Ya’ll/ Ya’llses! Smile Ya’ll! Funny Ya’ll! hehehe