6th Category Joke time and Reality Check! I am and You might be a REDNECK if:

You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it. You have spent more on your pickup truck than your education. Your kid takes a siphon hose to “ show and tell.” You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe it. You’re a lite beer drinker because you start drinking when it gets light. Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. You think people who send out graduation announcements are show-offs. Your four year old is a member of the NRA. In tough situations, you ask yourself “ What would Curly do?” You’ve ever held someone up with a caulking gun. Your parakeet know the phase, “ Police, Open up.” You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are, “ Play ball.” The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot. You think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic event. You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup. You’ve ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a “ freak of nature.” Funny Ya’ll,

hahaha… Ya’ll all funny Ya’ll! heheHI! YA’LL AND ALL THE YA’LLESES!