5th Category Joke Time and Reality check, I am / You might be a REDNECK if:

You own more a cowboy boots than sneakers. When a sign says “ No to Crack” , it reminds you to pull up your pants. You’ve ever hit a deer– deliberately. Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Your dad is also your favorite uncle. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling Dairy Queen. Your secret family recipe is illegal. Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. Your birth announcement included the word “ rugrat.” You take a fishing pole to Sea World. Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. You think the French Rivera is a foreign car. You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. A full grown ostrich has less feather than your cowboy hat. Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it. You list your parole officers as a references.

YA’LL! SMILE…F u n ny YA’ L L !