4th category Joke time and Reality check! I am / You might be a REDNECK if:

YOU THINK A VOLVO IS PART OF A WOMAN’S ANATOMY. YOU THINK THAT THE STYROFOAM COOLER IS THE GREATEST INVENTION OF ALL TIME. YOU LOOK UPON A FAMILY REUNION AS A CHANCE TO BE “MS. RIGHT.” IN AN EFFORT TO WATCH YOUR CHOLESTEROL, YOU EAT SPAM LITE. SOMEONE ASK TO SEE YOUR ID AND YOU SHOW YOUR BELT BUCKLE. YOUR DOG AND YOUR WALLET ARE BOTH ON CHAINS RED MAN SENDS YOU A CHRISTMAS CARD. YOUR HOUSE DOESN’T HAVE CURTAINS, BUT YOUR TRUCK DOES. GOING TO THE BATHROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT INVOLVES PUTTING ON SHOES AND A JACKET

AND GRABBING A FLASHLIGHT. YOU CAN AMUSE YOURSELF FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR WITH A FLY SWATTER. YOU’VE NEVER PAID FOR A HAIRCUT. YOU THINK THE MOUNTAIN MEN IN DELIVERANCE WERE JUST “ MISUNDERTOODS.” YOU CONSIDER A GOOD TAN TO BE THE BACK OF YOUR NECK AND THE LEFT ARM BELOW THE SHIRT

SLEEVE. YOU CAN CHANGE THE OIL IN YOUR TRUCK WITHOUT DUCKING YOUR HEAD. YOUR SCREENDOOR HAS NO SCREEN. YOU HAVE A HOUSE THAT’S MOBILE AND FIVE CARS THAT AREN’T. COOL YA’LL! HAHAHA FUNNY YA’LL!

HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK EVERYONE AND MAY GOD BLESS OUR SOULS! FUNNY YA’LL! HAHAHA