3RD CATEGORY JOKE TIME OR REALITY CHECK I AM / YOU MIGHT BE A

REDNECK IF : YOUR FAVORITE T-SHIRT IS OFFESIVE IN THIRTEEN STATES. THE DOG CATCHER CALLS FOR A BACKUP UNIT WHEN HE VISITS YOUR HOUSE. YOUR FAMILY TREE DOES NOT FORK. YOUR WIFE’S HAIRDO ATTRACTS BEES. YOU REFER TO THE TIME YOU WON A FREE CASE OF OIL AS THE “ DAY MY SHIP CA

ME IN.” YOUR BROTHER- IN LAW IS YOUR UNCLE. NONE OF YOUR SHIRT COVER YOUR STOMACH. THE REAR TIRES ON YOUR CAR ARE AT LEAST TWICE A WIDE AS THE FRONT ONES. YOU USE THE TERM ‘ OVER YONDER” MORE THAT ONCE A MONTH. BIKER BACK DOWN FROM YOUR MOM. YOU WERE SHOOTING POOL WHEN YOUR KIDS WERE BORN. YOU THINK DOM PERIGNON IS A MAFIA LEADER. YOU THINK BEEF JERKY AND MOON PIES ARE TWO OF THE MAJOR FOOD GROUPS. YOU HAVE MORE THAN TWO BROTHERS NAMED BUBBA OR JUNIOR. YOU’VE EVER STOLEN TOILET PAPER FROM A PUBLIC RESTROOM. YOU PREFER CAR KEYS TO Q-TIPS. YOUR FATHER ENCOURAGES YOU TO QUIT SCHOOL BECAUSE LARRY HAS AN

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