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000:02:22,542 --> 00:02:24,169You may go,I will go by myself

100:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,208Take out the car

200:02:58,545 --> 00:03:00,570Take out the car quickly

300:03:03,316 --> 00:03:04,010Will we go to hotel?

400:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,346We will go to hotel but after this road

500:03:09,389 --> 00:03:10,447Put some load on accelerator

600:03:23,770 --> 00:03:24,634Come outside quickly

700:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,263I will be at your house in 5 mins

800:03:27,907 --> 00:03:28,532Chatur called me

900:03:30,510 --> 00:03:31,169The silencer?

1000:03:34,414 --> 00:03:35,813He is saying that Racho is coming

1100:03:38,017 --> 00:03:38,779What are you saying?

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00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:42,379He is saying that if you wanna meet ranchothen come at campus at 8 PM

1300:03:44,591 --> 00:03:45,785come outside quickly

1400:03:46,192 --> 00:03:47,022


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Ok

1500:03:53,132 --> 00:03:54,258Suri I will be back in few minutes

1600:03:56,269 --> 00:03:57,327i have found my friend

1700:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,835i will talk to you when i come back

1800:04:04,010 --> 00:04:04,908wear your pant

1900:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,048we will go to hotel

2000:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,152

but after Imperial college

2100:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,461i have forget to wear socks

2200:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,322you are talking about socks,look you have also forget pant

2300:04:38,645 --> 00:04:41,443

you go to hotel but also dropmy brother to hotel

2400:04:43,583 --> 00:04:46,177you have send the car to run way

2500:05:07,740 --> 00:05:08,468where is Rancho?

2600:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,074

Where is Rancho?

2700:05:30,997 --> 00:05:31,827But look at this

2800:05:32,965 --> 00:05:35,024not to my wife


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2900:05:35,401 --> 00:05:36,197look but the bunglowbehind her

3000:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,980why are you showing this to us?

3100:05:52,618 --> 00:05:57,317You forget?What is this?

3200:06:17,777 --> 00:06:18,709Lets bet

3300:06:19,078 --> 00:06:20,773we will come back after 10 years

3400:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,079

right here

3500:06:26,452 --> 00:06:27,612do you have guts?

3600:06:32,258 --> 00:06:33,555Do you remember anything?

3700:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,703He left his pant

3800:06:49,041 --> 00:06:51,509and you think he will come backfor your bet?

3900:06:53,212 --> 00:06:54,839I know

4000:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,919then why you call us?

4100:07:01,354 --> 00:07:02,184To meet Rancho

4200:07:02,955 --> 00:07:05,423see where is Rancho now

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00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:08,124so you know where is Rancho?

4400:09:50,957 --> 00:09:51,582We have heard that life is race

4500:10:02,802 --> 00:10:04,599i born at 5:15 AM

4600:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,081come

4700:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,736take the photo

4800:11:32,925 --> 00:11:38,363dont worry when he will live herefor few days he will forget god

4900:11:39,465 --> 00:11:41,228he will put nude girls photoson the wall

5000:11:41,767 --> 00:11:45,760then he will say give me this girl

5100:11:48,541 --> 00:11:49,838Rs 2 per bag

5200:11:51,977 --> 00:11:53,604keep the change

5300:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,781i also wanna give you tip

5400:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,611tonight wear underwear without hole

55

00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:14,466he is a he man

5600:12:24,143 --> 00:12:24,768everybody was saluting

5700:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,347when we saw Rancho first time


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5800:12:54,740 --> 00:12:55,297whats your name?

5900:13:01,914 --> 00:13:02,539Remove your pant

6000:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,949you wont understand?

6100:13:12,291 --> 00:13:13,451Dont wear wet pant

6200:13:16,829 --> 00:13:17,557what you said?

6300:13:37,216 --> 00:13:37,944Then talk to him slowly

6400:13:43,489 --> 00:13:45,423remove your clothes

6500:14:26,732 --> 00:14:33,001if you wont come outside theni will pee on your door whole semester

6600:16:32,925 --> 00:16:34,756we have read it

but he applied it

6700:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,471everybody call him virus

6800:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,098virus is coming

6900:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,998with eggs

he call first stair downstairs

7000:16:51,643 --> 00:16:52,940be quick

7100:17:18,704 --> 00:17:22,071he daily take power napfor 7.5 minutes


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7200:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,405and listen to opera

7300:17:28,180 --> 00:17:34,085he do all unprotected workin this 7.5 minutes

7400:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,499what is this?This is nest

7500:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,102whom?A bird

7600:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,074bird never lie her egg in her nest

7700:18:03,882 --> 00:18:07,511when her children grom up theythrow that nest

7800:18:40,719 --> 00:18:44,917every year 4 lacs applicationscome to ICA

7900:18:45,224 --> 00:18:47,055but only 200 persons selected

8000:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,533my daughter also applied for 3 years

8100:19:17,556 --> 00:19:19,956in space neither fountain norink pen can be used

8200:19:20,692 --> 00:19:25,322after spending million of dollars

scientists invented a pen

8300:19:25,631 --> 00:19:29,624that can be used on any temperature

8400:19:46,418 --> 00:19:52,015when you find extra ordinary studentlike you


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8500:19:52,457 --> 00:19:54,357pass this to him

8600:20:14,846 --> 00:20:15,778write on board

8700:20:20,385 --> 00:20:26,381if fountain pen cant be used in space thenwhy they did not use pencil?

8800:20:28,427 --> 00:20:29,325They could save million of dollars

8900:20:49,281 --> 00:20:50,043whole day he tease teachers

9000:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,849

if we live with him then we willbe in trouble

9100:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,719who will pay the fees?Your father?

9200:21:10,869 --> 00:21:13,099Just wear the uniform and go to school

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00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,531here lots of population,nobody will recognize you

9400:21:17,976 --> 00:21:19,102and if we get caught then?

9500:21:19,478 --> 00:21:20,672Change the uniform,change the school

9600:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,013there was something special in him

9700:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,797why are you laughing?

9800:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,810


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I'am very happy to be in engineering college

9900:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,779no need to be happy

10000:21:55,514 --> 00:21:57,106tell me the machine definition

10100:22:07,526 --> 00:22:10,962anything that can make man'swork easy

10200:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,442we are stuck in machines

10300:22:26,912 --> 00:22:28,903from pen to pant's zip

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00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,952I'm telling you the definition

10500:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,314you will also write this exams

10600:23:13,325 --> 00:23:17,386but i also said the same

10700:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,254

if you like simple language thengo to arts and commerce college

10800:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,467you know more than book?

10900:23:29,841 --> 00:23:32,605If you wanna pass then write from the book

11000:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,744

get out

11100:23:57,102 --> 00:23:57,932i forget something

11200:23:58,270 --> 00:23:59,294what?


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11300:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,029Can i take my books?

11400:24:27,365 --> 00:24:28,764You cant this is simple language?

11500:24:29,301 --> 00:24:32,031I told something in simple languagebut you didn't understand

11600:24:38,176 --> 00:24:40,838professors most of timekept him outside class

11700:24:41,446 --> 00:24:42,208whenever professors tell him to go outside

11800:24:42,681 --> 00:24:43,807

then he go to another class

11900:24:48,854 --> 00:24:49,980he was different from us

12000:24:50,522 --> 00:24:52,422we daily fight for bathroom

12100:24:52,858 --> 00:24:55,349wherever he find water,

he take bath there

12200:24:58,597 --> 00:24:59,723he loves machines

12300:25:00,198 --> 00:25:01,631he always keepy screw driverin his pocket

12400:25:02,267 --> 00:25:03,962

wherever he find machine he open it

12500:25:04,603 --> 00:25:07,697some work and some dont work

12600:25:19,951 --> 00:25:22,283i wanna know convocation dates


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12700:25:23,855 --> 00:25:25,379my dad wanna make reservation

12800:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,520call your dad

12900:25:41,940 --> 00:25:44,374director sir wanna talk to you

13000:25:44,910 --> 00:25:47,936this year your son wont be graduate

13100:25:59,291 --> 00:26:02,317its my recommodation thatdont do reservation

13200:26:09,701 --> 00:26:11,036please look at it

13300:26:11,036 --> 00:26:13,527submit itwe will concentrate on it

13400:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,670did you leave eating for 2 weeks?

13500:26:21,146 --> 00:26:23,011Did you leave bathing for 2 weeks?

13600:26:24,215 --> 00:26:24,943Then why studies?

13700:26:26,051 --> 00:26:27,382Please have a look

13800:26:28,653 --> 00:26:31,781sunday afternoon my son died

13900:26:32,290 --> 00:26:35,316and monday i was giving lecture

14000:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,047wireless camera on helicopter

14100:28:08,887 --> 00:28:09,285


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i can be used as a security

14200:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,194dont tell it to Joy

14300:28:18,630 --> 00:28:19,187we will give him surprise

14400:28:20,065 --> 00:28:22,226we will fly it outside his window

14500:28:28,740 --> 00:28:29,900you scare too much

14600:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,954there was a security guard in our village

14700:28:42,954 --> 00:28:45,718

he say at night

14800:28:46,891 --> 00:28:48,153ALL IZ WELL

14900:28:48,793 --> 00:28:50,556and we sleep comfortable

15000:28:51,396 --> 00:28:52,522one night there was a robbery in our village

15100:28:53,031 --> 00:28:54,794then we found that he was blind

15200:29:00,205 --> 00:29:04,403on that day i knew one thing,our heart is very coward

15300:29:06,144 --> 00:29:12,310always keep him fool.

No matter what problem comes

15400:29:17,122 --> 00:29:18,851no but you can have the power totolerate it

15500:34:07,945 --> 00:34:11,142neither police knows,


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nor Joy's father

15600:34:12,216 --> 00:34:13,843everybody is thinking its a suicide

15700:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,787they are thinking he is died becauseof tension

15800:34:36,207 --> 00:34:37,674these engineers are very smart

15900:34:46,818 --> 00:34:48,877its not a suicide.Its a murder

16000:34:51,789 --> 00:34:55,850you are blaming me forJoy's suicide

16100:35:03,367 --> 00:35:05,358I'm not blaming you

16200:35:06,671 --> 00:35:07,262i'm talking about system

16300:35:09,073 --> 00:35:10,165i have some statistics

16400:35:11,275 --> 00:35:12,867India is on number 1 is suicide

16500:35:13,377 --> 00:35:16,471in every 1.5 hour a studentcommit a suicide

16600:35:18,516 --> 00:35:21,212they die in suicide morethan disease

16700:35:27,492 --> 00:35:29,619i'm running this college since 32 years

16800:35:30,461 --> 00:35:33,396I bring this college to number one

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00:35:40,538 --> 00:35:43,371they only talk about marks

17000:35:43,941 --> 00:35:45,966aboutjobs in US

17100:36:28,519 --> 00:36:32,182today he will teach us engineering

17200:37:27,345 --> 00:37:28,437you have 30 seconds

17300:37:29,180 --> 00:37:30,841you have to tell the meaning ofwords written on board

17400:37:31,382 --> 00:37:33,111you can also use the book

17500:37:34,151 --> 00:37:35,880those who find the answers raisehis hand up

17600:38:19,063 --> 00:38:21,554nobody found the answer?

17700:38:22,366 --> 00:38:25,961Now rewind 1 minute of your lifeand think

17800:38:28,372 --> 00:38:30,567did anyone think?

17900:38:30,808 --> 00:38:33,276Today we will learn something newwe will enjoy

18000:38:42,987 --> 00:38:46,218if you win than what will you get?

18100:38:47,925 --> 00:38:48,755Your knowledge will increase?

18200:38:49,427 --> 00:38:51,019Only pressure will increase

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00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:53,454its a college,not a pressure cooker

18400:39:11,515 --> 00:39:13,244these 2 are my friends names

18500:39:37,742 --> 00:39:40,540i was just telling you that howto teach

18600:40:01,465 --> 00:40:06,095i wanna tell you that your sonare on wrong path

18700:40:20,851 --> 00:40:22,284come inside

18800:40:24,955 --> 00:40:25,979

look that

18900:40:27,525 --> 00:40:29,550we could only afford one A/C

19000:40:36,567 --> 00:40:37,431i never buy a car

19100:40:38,202 --> 00:40:39,999i still ride bike

19200:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,619did farhan took this photo?

19300:40:58,856 --> 00:41:01,086He was in a mood to do photography

19400:41:08,165 --> 00:41:09,860what was your percentage at that time?

19500:41:20,110 --> 00:41:21,577You think its a joke?

19600:41:22,213 --> 00:41:28,675I'm just saying that why are you making himengineer? Make him wild life photographer

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00:41:31,021 --> 00:41:33,387i beg you

19800:41:33,824 --> 00:41:36,224dont ruin my son's future

19900:41:38,896 --> 00:41:39,487lets eat

20000:41:44,401 --> 00:41:47,131when next time you come,eat with us

20100:41:49,707 --> 00:41:56,738father did not give us food,then we went to Raju's house

20200:41:58,849 --> 00:42:02,046everything was old

20300:42:03,420 --> 00:42:09,416small room with parallised father,sick mother and single

20400:42:19,403 --> 00:42:21,098his father was postman

20500:42:25,776 --> 00:42:30,270Kamo is 28 years old.

People ask for Maruti 800 in marriage

20600:42:30,748 --> 00:42:33,273if you dont study then howwill we marry her

20700:42:40,891 --> 00:42:44,918if these letters come from collegethen how will we eat?

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00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,362You wanna eat cheese?

20900:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,199Leave it

21000:43:26,036 --> 00:43:27,765then we decided leave his mother


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21100:43:28,672 --> 00:43:29,161and concentrate on food

21200:44:07,277 --> 00:44:08,938not like your father

21300:44:16,920 --> 00:44:18,649lets go somewhere to eat food

21400:44:21,425 --> 00:44:23,655money is not necessary to eat food

21500:44:41,011 --> 00:44:41,841bring 3 large vodka

21600:44:43,447 --> 00:44:44,471we will be in trouble

21700:44:45,883 --> 00:44:47,180bring all things in 2 plates

21800:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,928what people will say?

21900:45:30,527 --> 00:45:33,297You will beat me with glass then myhead will be busted open

22000:45:33,297 --> 00:45:35,128why i beat you?

22100:45:35,632 --> 00:45:37,532I'm gonna give you free advice

22200:45:38,302 --> 00:45:39,360what?

22300:45:40,304 --> 00:45:41,328Dont marry that guy

22400:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,507he will tell you all his life the priceof all his things

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00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,211do you wanna know what is thecost of his shoes?

22600:45:57,921 --> 00:45:59,548I wont ask him,he will tell by himself

22700:46:16,974 --> 00:46:17,599run away

22800:46:33,690 --> 00:46:34,349these are my students

22900:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,551what they are doing here?

23000:47:01,118 --> 00:47:04,383My dad wont allow me to break

the engagement

23100:47:04,988 --> 00:47:06,717you explain very well

23200:47:07,391 --> 00:47:09,154please explain to my dad too

23300:47:15,232 --> 00:47:16,062where is your dad?

23400:47:24,675 --> 00:47:25,869Run away

23500:47:26,710 --> 00:47:27,608its a free advice

23600:47:30,647 --> 00:47:31,875what are you doing here?

23700:47:32,649 --> 00:47:35,777We will give envelope to bride

23800:47:42,993 --> 00:47:45,427how many daughters you have?

23900:47:52,202 --> 00:47:54,067


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I think you are from groom's side

24000:47:55,472 --> 00:47:57,463we are from science

24100:48:00,978 --> 00:48:03,572he explain very well

24200:48:03,981 --> 00:48:05,573give the demo

24300:48:06,216 --> 00:48:09,845there is a often electricity break downin delhi

24400:48:10,921 --> 00:48:12,411it creates a probelm in marriage

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00:48:12,856 --> 00:48:17,350so i thaught that i will make inverterthat will make power from car batteries

24600:48:22,633 --> 00:48:24,260design is ready

24700:48:37,881 --> 00:48:39,815i can make inverter

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00:48:55,098 --> 00:49:00,126i wanna meet you all in office tomorrow

24900:49:06,710 --> 00:49:07,938what was your per plate cost?

25000:49:09,546 --> 00:49:10,774We will pay in installments

25100:49:12,849 --> 00:49:15,409

we wont do it again

25200:49:16,253 --> 00:49:17,845i wont marry

25300:49:54,291 --> 00:49:58,523this is Rancho's father monthly income2.5 crore


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25400:50:00,731 --> 00:50:07,193if we remove one or two zero thanit wont effect on him

25500:50:09,940 --> 00:50:12,500and if you remove one more zero

25600:50:16,146 --> 00:50:19,946this is your father's monthly income farhan

25700:50:24,421 --> 00:50:32,487and if we remove one more zero thanits your family income Raju

25800:50:41,571 --> 00:50:43,562change your room

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00:50:47,577 --> 00:50:50,808if you live with Rancho youwont be pass

26000:51:26,550 --> 00:51:29,519please try to understand virusis playing game with us

26100:51:32,823 --> 00:51:35,849i want marks and he can give me marks

26200:51:47,537 --> 00:51:51,496I'm making line because iwanna support my family

26300:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,741mother's half salary spend in father's salary

26400:51:57,848 --> 00:51:59,042my sister is not getting married

26500:52:00,350 --> 00:52:02,648people want Maruti 800 in marriage

26600:52:03,720 --> 00:52:09,249my mother haven't bought a singlesaree in last 5 years

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00:52:17,734 --> 00:52:19,292dont make fun of my mother

26800:52:21,004 --> 00:52:24,633we will study but not only toclear in exams

26900:52:42,659 --> 00:52:45,628we will be top

27000:52:56,239 --> 00:52:57,900Raju changed his train box

27100:53:07,717 --> 00:53:09,186everybody calls him silencer

27200:53:09,186 --> 00:53:13,145to make his mind sharp,he eat some digestive tablets

27300:53:13,723 --> 00:53:15,418then he farts

27400:53:37,747 --> 00:53:41,080study hard or dont allow others to study

27500:53:51,928 --> 00:53:58,026we have did many miracles here

27600:54:08,979 --> 00:54:13,746to impress virus he write his speechfrom librarian in pure english

27700:54:17,220 --> 00:54:18,448ok i call him

27800:54:18,822 --> 00:54:20,346your phone

27900:54:31,801 --> 00:54:34,031director sir called you

28000:54:37,207 --> 00:54:39,334nowyou give this to chatur I'm coming

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00:54:48,852 --> 00:54:50,615I'm talking from Lajpat nagar police station

28200:55:00,030 --> 00:55:01,156listen to my instructions carefully

28300:55:01,698 --> 00:55:02,756or you will die when you come outfrom college gate

28400:55:09,873 --> 00:55:13,172while he was talking,Rancho changed some words from his speech

28500:55:13,710 --> 00:55:16,338like miracle become rape

28600:55:17,347 --> 00:55:18,245did you call me sir?

28700:55:18,748 --> 00:55:19,737Who are you?

28800:55:28,391 --> 00:55:30,621Ok hold down commssioner ison the line

28900:55:42,706 --> 00:55:43,104where was I?

29000:55:47,277 --> 00:55:51,043When you come out from gate,you will see a signal

29100:55:54,718 --> 00:55:59,883when that signal become red thenall cars will be stop

29200:56:05,528 --> 00:56:07,018

these days heavy flow of traffic is onthe road

29300:56:35,325 --> 00:56:37,316i told you that he remember you

29401:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,769if you study then you can save your life


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for 4 years

29501:00:41,304 --> 01:00:44,501and after 40 years you will get raped

29601:01:10,333 --> 01:01:11,891what i did wrong with you?

29701:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,263Sorry dont take it personally

29801:01:16,906 --> 01:01:17,838i will take it personally

29901:01:32,055 --> 01:01:33,249enjoy the science

30001:01:33,656 --> 01:01:35,851

i'm not here to enjoy

30101:01:36,426 --> 01:01:37,154so you wanna rape?

30201:01:44,867 --> 01:01:48,462One day i will be successful withmy ethics

30301:01:48,971 --> 01:01:51,735

then i will laugh and you will cry

30401:01:56,279 --> 01:01:57,268dont run after success

30501:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,314be a good engineer so that success runs after you

30601:02:05,822 --> 01:02:09,053you catch your train,

i catch my train

30701:02:10,226 --> 01:02:13,218we will come here after 10 years

30801:02:17,200 --> 01:02:18,895then we will see who is moresuccessful


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30901:02:30,813 --> 01:02:32,576what happenned to him?

31001:02:38,221 --> 01:02:39,210What he is writing?

31101:02:46,395 --> 01:02:49,558Dont forget this date

31201:02:59,375 --> 01:03:00,740then used to it

31301:03:18,628 --> 01:03:21,654you change the speech?Dont lie to me

31401:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,763

what is your problem with my dad?

31501:03:26,302 --> 01:03:28,167I dont have any problem,i'm making inverter on his name

31601:03:28,571 --> 01:03:29,003look at this

31701:03:36,012 --> 01:03:37,809

because he is running factory

31801:03:38,481 --> 01:03:39,812there donkeys are manufactured

31901:03:40,316 --> 01:03:41,874look there is your donkey

32001:03:52,128 --> 01:03:53,095so what I tell him?

32101:04:03,606 --> 01:04:05,301He can see profit in you thats whyhe is with you

32201:04:11,414 --> 01:04:13,974what the hell you think of yourself?


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32301:04:14,717 --> 01:04:15,843What do you mean Suhaas is notinterested in me?

32401:04:28,598 --> 01:04:29,622She lost the watch

32501:04:33,636 --> 01:04:36,070it costs 4 lacs

32601:04:36,405 --> 01:04:38,839mine is only Rs 250 and itshows the same time

32701:05:27,256 --> 01:05:28,052you called him donkey on his face

32801:05:30,026 --> 01:05:32,893

its very noise here, she called methank you and i heard get lost

32901:05:33,262 --> 01:05:34,160i said get lost

33001:05:37,099 --> 01:05:38,930do you know you never love him?

33101:05:40,569 --> 01:05:44,869

Means when he comes infront of you doyou ever feel wind is blowing

33201:05:49,145 --> 01:05:50,578moon has increased its size

33301:05:54,550 --> 01:05:55,175it also happens in real life

33401:05:55,551 --> 01:05:58,019

if you love with normal man thanit will happen. Not with donkeys

33501:06:10,066 --> 01:06:11,397ok I'm coming

33601:06:14,136 --> 01:06:18,368you are medical student?


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I need your help

33701:06:53,275 --> 01:06:54,640i called ambulance 2 hours before

33801:06:55,177 --> 01:06:57,839our country is very strange,they give guarantee to reach in 30 minutes

33901:07:41,857 --> 01:07:43,119you bring papa on scooter?

34001:08:27,169 --> 01:08:29,160We have lots of exams but we haveonly one father

34101:08:42,218 --> 01:08:45,244please forgive meI was scared

34201:09:01,070 --> 01:09:03,903go and meet father and dont cry

34301:09:22,458 --> 01:09:23,425scooter saved life today

34401:09:25,394 --> 01:09:26,861how much it is?

34501:09:37,039 --> 01:09:38,768Now you can wear your mother's watch anytime

34601:10:05,234 --> 01:10:08,032your mother was very beautiful?

34701:10:09,538 --> 01:10:12,439Yeshow do you know?

34801:10:13,008 --> 01:10:13,770Have you seen your father?

34901:14:37,573 --> 01:14:41,168Its 8:30 AM.You have the exams at 9 AM

350


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01:14:42,044 --> 01:14:44,069how you we leave you alone?

35101:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,777I'm heredoctors are here

35201:15:43,939 --> 01:15:47,636he saw us like we asked him to give hisboth kidneys

35301:15:48,210 --> 01:15:54,206we kept writing and he was busyin arranging papers according to role numbers

35401:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,159do you know who are us?

35501:16:19,708 --> 01:16:21,869

Do you know our name or role numbers?

35601:16:33,388 --> 01:16:33,979What's your role number?

35701:16:36,491 --> 01:16:37,753Where is that paper?

35801:16:43,932 --> 01:16:45,297Today results was about to announce

35901:16:45,901 --> 01:16:48,961everybody was praying with god

36001:17:22,704 --> 01:17:23,261and your?

36101:17:25,674 --> 01:17:27,266Rancho is not here

36201:17:35,183 --> 01:17:36,673heartbeat was stop

36301:17:37,552 --> 01:17:38,849because of not we came last

36401:17:39,588 --> 01:17:41,453


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its because our friend was failed

36501:17:54,670 --> 01:17:55,694he came second

36601:17:56,304 --> 01:17:58,898who came first?

36701:18:06,682 --> 01:18:08,013Move

36801:18:12,754 --> 01:18:14,984on that day we know about humanbehaviour

36901:18:15,424 --> 01:18:20,726we friend fail we feel bad and when friend comesfirst we will feel more bad

37001:18:21,396 --> 01:18:25,526but 2 persons were more upset than us

37101:18:45,053 --> 01:18:46,543do you have any problem?

37201:18:56,498 --> 01:18:57,465Do you have any other way?

373

01:18:58,266 --> 01:18:59,130Yes i have

37401:18:59,835 --> 01:19:01,826result cant be announce on notice board

37501:19:02,871 --> 01:19:06,204why we tell weakness of someoneto all peoples?

376

01:19:28,797 --> 01:19:30,822I did not mean that

37701:19:36,171 --> 01:19:37,604like i come first I'm sitting infront of you

37801:19:38,039 --> 01:19:39,939my friends came last and they


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are sitting at back

37901:19:49,551 --> 01:19:53,783may be any company will give job topeoples

38001:19:56,024 --> 01:19:56,718they will get the job

38101:20:41,303 --> 01:20:43,237he is responsible for global warming

38201:21:10,198 --> 01:21:11,187you wait here i will buy a pant

38301:21:18,940 --> 01:21:20,237where is this address?

384

01:21:20,642 --> 01:21:22,667If he is literate will he be selling peas?

38501:21:29,718 --> 01:21:31,151Yes he lives there

38601:23:01,109 --> 01:23:02,701I'm Ranchoredas

38701:24:23,858 --> 01:24:24,950

i dont know what is happenning?

38801:25:20,048 --> 01:25:24,985Iook my secretary come here before

38901:25:31,025 --> 01:25:32,856i checked telephone directory

39001:25:36,898 --> 01:25:40,527how his face is changed?

Is he do plastic surgery?

39101:25:53,381 --> 01:25:56,350You kept saying that bring meto Haridwar

39201:25:57,252 --> 01:26:00,187and i was waiting for highway tender to open


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39301:26:14,536 --> 01:26:14,968what are you saying?

39401:26:16,838 --> 01:26:18,806Your degree is there

39501:26:22,010 --> 01:26:24,877how dare you enter my property withoutmy permission?

39601:26:28,449 --> 01:26:30,474I checked everything

39701:26:33,855 --> 01:26:35,516this degree belongs to our friend

39801:26:36,224 --> 01:26:37,088

from where you get this?

39901:26:53,942 --> 01:26:56,672I will kill you,nobody will know this

40001:27:05,887 --> 01:27:07,718I'm going to Haridwar with myfather's ashes

401

01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:09,947if you say then i will also bring your bones

40201:27:40,255 --> 01:27:40,880i will count till 3

40301:27:41,322 --> 01:27:43,347dont try to scare us.Shoot us

404

01:27:43,691 --> 01:27:44,623raju flush it

40501:27:48,162 --> 01:27:51,654we will go to hell but we willbring your father with us

40601:28:00,041 --> 01:28:01,975


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we bring the empty bowl,its empty

40701:28:04,912 --> 01:28:07,005we will empty it

40801:28:19,861 --> 01:28:20,919I'm ranchoredas

40901:28:29,904 --> 01:28:31,098he was my farmer's son

41001:28:32,006 --> 01:28:34,474everybody called him Chote

41101:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,246he manages my house

412

01:28:50,024 --> 01:28:51,321he love to study

41301:28:54,529 --> 01:28:57,157he wear my old uniform and comesin school

41401:28:59,334 --> 01:29:01,700whichever class he likes,he sit in that class

41501:29:02,970 --> 01:29:03,902i took benifits of him

41601:29:04,739 --> 01:29:08,072he do my homework and exam papers

41701:29:21,456 --> 01:29:22,354we got caught

418

01:29:23,791 --> 01:29:28,057papa was a rich man thats why Master Jitold this first to papa

41901:29:34,836 --> 01:29:37,703everybody respects me

42001:29:48,249 --> 01:29:51,150


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he needs study and iwant only degree

42101:29:52,320 --> 01:29:53,685let it happen as its going

42201:29:54,489 --> 01:29:56,116make this boy engineer

42301:30:03,231 --> 01:30:03,629i went to London for 4 years,and he was studying in ICA under my name

42401:30:10,571 --> 01:30:14,507after getting degree he will nevermeet anyone from IC

42501:30:18,513 --> 01:30:22,074i wont meet but one day 2 idiots

will come to meet me

42601:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,650then what will you do?

42701:30:29,657 --> 01:30:30,521He really miss you both

42801:30:33,995 --> 01:30:36,691i give you address

go and meet him

42901:30:40,401 --> 01:30:42,301and dont tell my secret to anyone

43001:30:44,806 --> 01:30:46,239which secret?

43101:31:11,732 --> 01:31:12,391Where are we going?

43201:31:16,537 --> 01:31:17,765To meet Rancho?

43301:31:18,339 --> 01:31:20,807What we are doing?

434


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01:31:50,838 --> 01:31:52,738We only go to college toget degree

43501:32:01,082 --> 01:32:04,540but he only came for study in college

43601:32:23,304 --> 01:32:27,297after 2 month 26 companies willcome here to offer you jobs

43701:32:27,975 --> 01:32:33,345it means you will have jobsbefore your final exams

43801:32:49,363 --> 01:32:53,094suppose if a student gets a job

43901:32:53,701 --> 01:32:57,797

and if he fail in finance for 2 marks

44001:32:58,372 --> 01:33:00,397then he will getjob?

44101:33:05,313 --> 01:33:07,873Is there anybody else whois thinking the same question?

44201:34:23,658 --> 01:34:32,259

I will pray you whole life butjust take virus from this world

44301:34:38,539 --> 01:34:40,166fry him in hot oil

44401:34:45,012 --> 01:34:46,274shut up

44501:34:47,181 --> 01:34:49,809

every year you take photo with virus

44601:34:53,054 --> 01:34:55,386i think we will move outsidefrom photo this year

44701:35:05,599 --> 01:35:06,497do you know whats your passion?


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44801:35:11,672 --> 01:35:12,434What are you doing?

44901:35:13,841 --> 01:35:16,002This is your passion

45001:35:23,984 --> 01:35:25,918he write this letter 5 years before

45101:35:37,298 --> 01:35:39,823but he never post that letter

45201:35:42,069 --> 01:35:45,470leave engineering and become wildlife photographer

45301:35:46,040 --> 01:35:48,031

only do that work in which youhave talent

45401:36:09,196 --> 01:36:12,359you love animals and goingto marry with machines

45501:36:19,573 --> 01:36:23,031my girlfriend and wife both are engineers

456

01:36:27,948 --> 01:36:28,937because you are coward

45701:36:53,574 --> 01:36:55,064but you do both things

45801:36:55,843 --> 01:36:57,606you scare and also die

45901:36:58,179 --> 01:37:03,742

he loves Piya but scare to tell her

46001:37:13,093 --> 01:37:14,890if you have dare then tell her

46101:37:15,963 --> 01:37:18,431where are you joining the connections?


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46201:37:38,719 --> 01:37:42,052What will he say?

46301:38:06,513 --> 01:38:08,606I dont scare

46401:38:09,583 --> 01:38:12,848you both go inside, if anybody comesthen i will give you wireless aleart

46501:38:50,791 --> 01:38:51,519dont make noise

46601:38:55,496 --> 01:38:57,964listen to me for 2 minutes

46701:39:29,697 --> 01:39:36,694you daily comes in my dreams

wearing bride's dress

46801:39:45,646 --> 01:39:47,944and comes near to me to kiss me

46901:39:54,254 --> 01:39:58,315nose comes between us and theni wake up

47001:39:59,526 --> 01:40:00,959

nose never comes in between stupid

47101:40:12,806 --> 01:40:14,103he took 4 years to say this

47201:40:14,641 --> 01:40:17,804kiss him and tell him nose never comesin between us

47301:40:20,848 --> 01:40:21,712

who is he?

47401:40:23,450 --> 01:40:24,382Who are you?

47501:41:07,528 --> 01:41:09,860But you only become what your heart says


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47601:43:24,031 --> 01:43:30,493whole night studyingthats why its looking like this

47701:43:30,971 --> 01:43:32,905what you were studying?

47801:44:25,192 --> 01:44:27,023Will you type a letter for me?

47901:45:19,146 --> 01:45:23,412He is alive because he wannasee me engineer

48001:45:23,884 --> 01:45:27,342you had to think this before

48101:45:38,031 --> 01:45:44,231

ok remove your name from the letter,and write Rancho's name

48201:45:47,207 --> 01:45:52,110be my witness,i wont throw out you from college

48301:47:48,562 --> 01:47:50,894please dont cry infront of him

484

01:47:53,733 --> 01:47:54,529talk to him

48501:47:54,968 --> 01:47:57,266make him happy

48601:48:00,173 --> 01:48:02,198there is a good news for you,your papa is fine now

487

01:48:02,776 --> 01:48:03,674new medicine worked

48801:48:24,531 --> 01:48:26,158farhan wanna talk to you

48901:49:38,905 --> 01:49:40,099maa has bought a new saree


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49001:49:53,386 --> 01:49:54,717tell me how I'm looking?

49101:50:31,691 --> 01:50:34,091Her marriage is fixed

49201:50:51,211 --> 01:50:52,439you know him very well

49301:50:53,079 --> 01:50:54,011he loves animals alot

49401:50:59,853 --> 01:51:01,320our farhan

49501:51:08,028 --> 01:51:11,020farhan will marry your sister

49601:52:37,617 --> 01:52:38,675so you are coming with me?

49701:52:39,252 --> 01:52:44,349And i will go forjob interview

49801:52:44,591 --> 01:52:45,819why i go to house?

49901:52:46,159 --> 01:52:49,822You had promise for one thing

50001:52:58,872 --> 01:53:01,170i dont think after reading it youwill go for interview

50101:53:01,875 --> 01:53:02,807what is this?

50201:53:03,276 --> 01:53:03,765Its a letter

50301:53:21,728 --> 01:53:22,854he wanna make you his assisstant

50401:53:55,161 --> 01:53:56,788


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or after 50 years you will be in hospital

50501:53:59,165 --> 01:54:01,395and you will think that i could try it

50601:54:15,081 --> 01:54:17,140why you buy so much expensive?

50701:54:40,273 --> 01:54:42,070I dont wanna be a engineer

50801:54:50,884 --> 01:54:56,914i dropped from the 3rd floor of that building

50901:55:06,733 --> 01:55:08,030i did pee on director's office doorwhile i was drunk

510

01:55:14,073 --> 01:55:17,668Rancho is still playing with yourbrain

51101:55:18,077 --> 01:55:19,271I dont understand engineering

51201:55:33,393 --> 01:55:35,588i will learn alot

513

01:55:50,109 --> 01:55:51,076people will laugh on you

51401:55:55,381 --> 01:55:58,817Kapoor was saying that you are luckyyour son study in ICA

51501:55:59,419 --> 01:56:02,684Kapoor never put AC in my room

516

01:56:15,401 --> 01:56:16,766it was you who did all this

51701:56:19,539 --> 01:56:20,767it matters what you think?

51801:56:25,712 --> 01:56:27,043I even dont know his first name


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51901:56:27,647 --> 01:56:28,341have you seen any film?

52001:56:45,331 --> 01:56:48,789No i wont commit a suicide

52101:56:53,139 --> 01:56:59,408he forced me to put your and mother photo

52201:57:30,410 --> 01:57:30,933i will earn less money

52301:57:32,078 --> 01:57:34,410i will have small house and car

52401:57:40,520 --> 01:57:42,488i will do anything for you by true heart

52501:57:44,624 --> 01:57:46,057i have always obeyed you

52601:58:12,518 --> 01:58:14,486how much your professional camera costs?

52701:58:15,188 --> 01:58:17,554Will it come by selling laptop?

52801:58:19,225 --> 01:58:20,487If you want more money than ask from me

52901:58:29,535 --> 01:58:30,934go enjoy your life

53001:58:36,876 --> 01:58:38,002is there any special reason?

531

01:58:40,279 --> 01:58:41,906I was a bright student since birth

53201:59:17,016 --> 01:59:20,247today i did not say god that give me this job,i just told thanks to him about this job

53301:59:37,036 --> 01:59:40,870


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we need a diplomatic person todeal with clients

53401:59:47,180 --> 01:59:56,248if you control your attitude thansomething will happen

53502:00:02,762 --> 02:00:05,788i got this attitude after so muchhard work

53602:00:06,866 --> 02:00:07,560i cant

53702:00:12,004 --> 02:00:15,997you keep yourjobi keep my attitude

53802:00:31,157 --> 02:00:32,454

from where you have come?

53902:02:21,400 --> 02:02:22,628It seems like someone hasremoved my clothes

54002:02:28,808 --> 02:02:30,241i wont say i lose

54102:03:21,961 --> 02:03:22,791

2 or 4?

54202:03:24,363 --> 02:03:27,696For what?To steal this?

54302:05:02,161 --> 02:05:03,628We cant get married

54402:05:07,099 --> 02:05:07,588

why?

54502:05:08,133 --> 02:05:09,930You love someone else?

54602:05:17,343 --> 02:05:18,537Then why dont you propose me?


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54702:05:23,716 --> 02:05:24,614Are you imputent?

54802:05:27,186 --> 02:05:28,278Then prove it?

54902:05:40,499 --> 02:05:41,431I have her house number

55002:05:54,947 --> 02:05:55,971where we can find her?

55102:05:56,582 --> 02:05:56,980In hospital?

55202:06:13,799 --> 02:06:15,926If we drive car fast then we will bethere on time

55302:06:16,435 --> 02:06:17,026what do you say?

55402:06:19,371 --> 02:06:21,771If we have think then do U turn

55502:07:54,733 --> 02:07:56,064you take so much time

55602:08:17,022 --> 02:08:17,920we have found Rancho

55702:08:18,290 --> 02:08:19,222you still marry with this donkey?

55802:08:23,162 --> 02:08:24,254You still love rancho

559

02:08:24,863 --> 02:08:26,524thats why you are eating it

56002:08:51,457 --> 02:08:53,687now he dont talk about price

56102:09:00,666 --> 02:09:04,124everyday this type of Sherwani


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comes in our laundry. I will clean it

56202:09:16,248 --> 02:09:17,476Piya we are getting late

56302:09:30,028 --> 02:09:32,155dont shout people will kill me

56402:09:41,740 --> 02:09:42,900go inside and send Suhaas

56502:10:15,908 --> 02:10:19,901everybody will laugh.Dont do suicide

56602:10:21,413 --> 02:10:23,438people will do gossips for only2 days

56702:10:30,889 --> 02:10:34,120but because of people you marrywith this donkey

56802:11:19,404 --> 02:11:21,634is Rancho is married or not?I dont know

56902:11:23,876 --> 02:11:26,811if he is married then?

We will again drop you

57002:11:41,526 --> 02:11:43,118since yesterday i was a simple citizen

57102:12:04,650 --> 02:12:08,677he was scared if Raju fails then he willagain go for high jump

57202:12:12,958 --> 02:12:16,894

we took swear that we will onlysteal paper for Raju

57302:12:21,366 --> 02:12:24,130where he hide it?Until morning we wont find it

57402:12:25,003 --> 02:12:25,833


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ask from piya

57502:14:04,403 --> 02:14:10,205enjoy it.Virus set this to fail you

57602:14:28,560 --> 02:14:29,458i will be pass by myself

57702:14:33,198 --> 02:14:34,256or i will be fail

57802:14:53,919 --> 02:14:55,511i thought i will marry his sister

57902:14:55,954 --> 02:14:58,081then i control my emotion

580

02:15:57,415 --> 02:16:00,179i wish i could give this key to my brother,he would be alive

58102:16:08,827 --> 02:16:10,624have you ever asked him what hewanted to be?

58202:16:11,363 --> 02:16:12,955You always put pressure on him

58302:16:14,266 --> 02:16:15,255he prefered to die

58402:16:28,780 --> 02:16:29,747piya what are you doing?

58502:16:31,516 --> 02:16:35,748Brother wanted to be writer

586

02:17:09,521 --> 02:17:15,687that was murder

58702:18:11,850 --> 02:18:15,013whole city is full of water,we cant do anything

58802:19:02,734 --> 02:19:03,530


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raju where is sister?

58902:19:14,813 --> 02:19:17,748When there was no hospital on earth,babies also born that time

59002:19:18,450 --> 02:19:20,475you do the delivery of sister

59102:19:30,929 --> 02:19:32,920farhan you take towels and scissors

59202:20:29,053 --> 02:20:30,213she is tired

59302:20:38,329 --> 02:20:40,889what is vacuum cup?Why it is used?

59402:20:58,349 --> 02:20:59,577How?With vaccum cleaner

59502:21:01,319 --> 02:21:03,219but vaccum cleaner pressure is very strong

59602:21:04,155 --> 02:21:06,214is there vaccum cleaner?

59702:27:48,492 --> 02:27:51,950If my grand son will be engineer theni will rape him

59802:27:55,700 --> 02:27:59,101you kick me.You will become football player

59902:27:59,503 --> 02:28:02,700be whatever you want

60002:28:26,297 --> 02:28:27,093on first day of college you askeda question from me

60102:28:30,801 --> 02:28:36,865because pencil nip will be broken in space


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60202:30:19,877 --> 02:30:21,640i wanted to take that momentsin my camera

60302:30:23,414 --> 02:30:25,905everybody hug each other

60402:30:27,852 --> 02:30:29,046promise that we will be in touch

60502:30:29,453 --> 02:30:30,681we will meet once in a year

60602:30:31,555 --> 02:30:34,922nobody know that we are watchingRancho for the last time

60702:31:47,064 --> 02:31:48,554

where is he?

60802:32:31,375 --> 02:32:32,171Where we can find Ranchoredas?

60902:32:37,681 --> 02:32:39,114Calm down and come with me

61002:32:41,785 --> 02:32:42,444where is Rancho?

61102:32:49,493 --> 02:32:52,360He has read all your books

61202:32:52,763 --> 02:32:53,354look at this

61302:32:58,369 --> 02:33:04,205raju he daily read your blogs

61402:33:08,279 --> 02:33:10,179do you remeber your helmet?

61502:33:10,648 --> 02:33:12,479That was stolen

61602:33:13,317 --> 02:33:13,908


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who are you?

61702:34:22,653 --> 02:34:23,711You remove your helmet

61802:34:24,154 --> 02:34:26,816and come near to me to kiss me

61902:34:30,361 --> 02:34:31,453why you did not inform me?

62002:34:37,434 --> 02:34:38,366Did you marry?

62102:34:41,605 --> 02:34:44,540No and you?

62202:35:48,639 --> 02:35:49,537

Listen to me

62302:35:49,840 --> 02:35:51,671no you listen to me

62402:37:00,177 --> 02:37:01,439you become teacher

62502:37:06,083 --> 02:37:10,486we caught train together,

but your train went in reverse

62602:37:24,601 --> 02:37:25,898stop non sense

62702:37:26,303 --> 02:37:27,497he did non sense

62802:37:39,216 --> 02:37:44,051i told you one day you will cry

and i will laugh

62902:38:00,637 --> 02:38:02,502this is virus penhow its with you?

63002:38:03,273 --> 02:38:04,433Did you steal it?


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63102:38:28,699 --> 02:38:32,533Good news is that your name isnot Rachoredas

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