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Southfork News

“FOR THE RESIDENTS, BY THE RESIDENTS”

Have a great month! August 2015

Welcome to Florida; it greets you with hot humid air although it seems unpleasant at first, it eventually becomes quite fair. I know you'll enjoy our flat lands and oceans oh quite blue , you'll walk along our golden sands your life becomes anew. Because here in Florida, you're off to a fresh start, since you're well acquainted, you may never want to depart. "We live where you vacation" A line known all too well , Because here in Florida, let's face it, we can have some fun year round!

So far this summer season we have not been threatened by any hurricane’s. We are blessed to be living in such a protected area away from all the high waters and the coastal areas that do get hit the most. We have had our occasions of hard rain with thunder and lightning from tropical storm’s..

Please heed warnings you are given by the media on radio or television.

Everyone who lives here in Florida knows that we are the lightning capital of the USA. So if you are in the pool area and it looks like rain or you hear the thunder, we are advising you to get out of the pool area immediately. Also, tell your visitors or family about this situation.

The pool area was struck by lightning just a few years back, so please be cautious.

Better to be safe then sorry!!!!!!!!

Newsletter Information

Note, any information to be placed in the newsletter, must be submitted between the 1st and 15th of

every month. Please contact the editor (Phyllis Grossi) at 567-6105, pkaygrossi@aim.com or drop off

the information at 11150 Mesquite Dr. All newsletters can be viewed in color on the web site @

www.floridacommunities.com (click on Southfork at bottom of page.)

Suggestion Box

Suggestion Box is to be used to deposit, Annual Dues, Letters to the Board etc. All letters must

be signed or they will not be honored.

Office of Southfork

10808 U.S. 98, Dade City, Fl 33525

Phone: (352) 523-0022, Fax: (352)523-0611 After Hours: (352)206-4080

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ASSOCIATION OFFICERS:

President Tom Geyer 2014-2016

Vice President Jim McAdams 2014-2016

Secretary Peggy Elkins 2014-2016

Treasurer Mike Gallagher 2014-2016

Directors:

Priscilla Medeiros 2014-2016

Hollis Adams 2014-2016

Harvey Barber 2015-2017

Roger Layne 2015-2017

Mary Freund 2015-2017

Emergency CONTACT NUMBERS IN PASCO COUNTY (911)

Pasco Cty Sheriff 352-521-5131 Dade City Police 352-521-1493

Hurricane Updates 800-427-8340 Dade City Hospital 352-521-1100

Sick/Prayer List.

Bill Steding Mary Bolin

Get Well Wishes To All!

In Memoriam

Great month with no losses reported.

Our condolences to the family and friends!

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New Residents

Bill & Connie Rose 11024 Ewing

Welcome to our Community of Southfork!

Wedding Anniversary

Pat & Phyllis Grossi Aug 1st

Don & Sherry Hebbe Aug 2nd

Leonard & Betty Taylor Aug 6th

Ronnie & Myrna Thompson Aug 6th

Bill & Diana Stricklen Aug 28th

Jim & Carol Barnett Aug 31st

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I am looking for wedding anniversaries celebrated for each month of the year. We

have so many in this community who have shown wedded bliss for so many years and we

would like to acknowledge all.

Please submit to me (Phyllis) by the 15th of each month so it can be shared by all.

from Tom’s desk.

Hello Southfork,

Well it is summer time in Florida and it seems a little slow but we have

been pretty busy.

We had about 30 people attend our last movie night and that was

great. Our next movie is August 4th

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We have Johnny Lobo to entertain us on the 11th

of August. He is

always great. It starts at 7pm @$7.00 per person.

I want to thank Jim & Nancy Holley for stepping up to become “block

captains” on Mesquite Dr. We also need alternate block captains to fill

in for the ones that go North for the summer, especially Ewing &

Mustang. Let me know if you are interested.

Bingo has restarted on Wednesday nights.

Thanks to all who volunteer for different committees and activities

and it is much appreciated. We are always looking for new people to

help. Thanks to Phyllis for her input and a great newsletter.

Thanks to the Audit committee, Katie Bellnier, Carol Sanborn and

Anita Warschkow for the audit of the treasurers books. Thanks Mike

for a great job.

Tom

HAVE A GREAT SUMMER!

SOUTHFORK CINEMA Tuesday August 4th!!

About 30 Southfork residents enjoyed the July Tuesday Night Movie, The Cobbler. We laughed,

our hearts got a little tug, and we were all very surprised at the ending!! Truly an enjoyable

show. Ice cream was added to the menu options and was devoured.

Our “CineBistro” is now serving all you can eat popcorn for 25cents, too much ice

cream for only $1.00 or bring your own snack and beverage. There’s plenty of

seating but feel free to bring your own comfy chair! Don’t forget, we take

requests!!! Something you want to see? Just let us know.

’Tuesday Night at the Movies will be August 4th @ 6:30pm.’

NOW SHOWING: ST. VINCENT starring Bill Murray,

Melissa McCarthy, Chris O'Dowd, Naomi Watts, Jaeden

Lieberher. This is Bill Murray at his best! You’ll laugh until

you cry.

Single mother Maggie moves into a new home in Brooklyn

with her 12-year-old son Oliver. Forced to work long hours,

she has no choice but to leave Oliver in the care of their new

neighbor, Vincent, a retired curmudgeon with a penchant for

alcohol and gambling. A parent’s worst nightmare!!

Women’s Club

On July 1st a group of ladies from the Women's Club had a

wonderful breakfast at the Village Inn , good food, good service and

on top of this everyone took a piece of their Favorite pie home.

We exchanged jokes and it was very enjoyable.

Mary Bolin mentioned that we received thank you letters from

Cornerstone and also from the Baptist Church and St Rita "Love One

Another" for our donations.

Mary mentioned also that in the Clubhouse there is a box for school

supplies. The box will be there until Aug. 15. Please be generous for

the people who are not lucky like us.

Next month on August 5th we will be going out at 9.30 at Sunrise

Eatery in Zephryhills. Please sign in the Clubhouse.

Marielle

Thank you Southfork

Thank you Southfork neighbors and friends for your get well wishes,

cards, gifts and prayers for me while I was in the hospital and rehab.

You are an amazing and caring community!

Sincerely, Anita Warschkow

Over The Hill (Hooray for Our Side)

We’re over the hill but don’t feel sad, This side of the hill ain’t all that bad.

So give us "five" and then a smile, To us who have been here for a while.

With by-pass pain and mended hip, And plumbing fixtures prone to drip,

We all may seem a sorry lot, But we rejoice for what we’ve got.

We have each day and what it brings, And on our pensions live like kings.

For the press that accuses what we take, To coin a clause, "Let them eat cake."

We’ve paid our share for unused knowledge As the kids are now all done with college.

We complain to them about our health, As they worry about our dwindling wealth.

And though our wardrobes may be plain , we’ll suffer no more labor pain.

Now it’s with cane we do our strut, And if we can’t drive, we still can putt.

We’re mean and tough, meet all demands, Why, M&M’s melt in our hands.

Yes, we’re still here, and it does delight us, That you join our fight against arthritis.

But we ask you make a pledge today, That you’ll be careful what you say.

We have to spread "Over the Hill" fear, Or we’ll have those young folks over here.

Clubhouse Bulletin Board

Please see the Clubhouse Bulletin Board for event details and sign up sheets for all scheduled

events. If you are interested in helping with any event or just in general, please contact

President Tom Geyer.

“NOTE”: All items that are placed on the bulletin board of the “For Sale Item’s etc” are listed

on the board in the library. Take a look for a service or item you may be looking for.

JOHNNY LOBO

Tues, 8/11 @7pm

Southfork’s favorite musical entertainer returns.

Tickets at summer reduced rate, $7.00.

Everyone marvels at Johnny’s ability to play just about any type of music, or

fake it, without any sheet music. He even has improvised our own Theme

Song!

If you have not attended one of his shows at “The River Ratz Café” or “Monkey

Island”, you will not want to miss this versatile entertainer.

You will find yourself humming or singing alone with him and everyone else.

Should you feel the urge to dance a step or two, go for it.

This is the last of our summer season performances and Thank You for your

support.

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We believe an enjoyable evening awaits you.

Bring your own snacks and beverages, etc.

PS: Grass skirts are not required……but party shirts are.

Tuesday, July 14th was a great performance of the Mid-Life Crisis with Susan and

Reuban and they were awesome.

There were some 40 people attending and Reuban made my night when he sang

my all time favorite "Unchained Melody"........that is one song that would stop me

in my tracks if I ever heard it again.

They sang for 2 hours and impacted with such a good variety of songs and ending

with "God Bless America". A must see if you ever have a chance.

Submitted by Phyllis and picture by Pete Logoyda

AUGUST, 2015 – IN FLORIDA

August is one month of the year that doesn‟t have a national holiday, nor any honorees that is calendar

worthy. There are, however, other things to celebrate - birthdays, anniversaries, and special events for

many families. Happy Birthday and Happy Anniversary to all the hot August folks! It is also one of the

hottest months of the year all over the United States. Here in Florida, we celebrate the “heat” for

several months and it is always discussed. I can't help but cite a popular saying by Kin Hubbard. He

says, “don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change

once in a while.” No changes here so that's why we wanted to see what some of the Southfork residents

think about the weather!

Just for Giggles and Grins - “IT IS SO HOT.................................................

“It's a free afternoon trip to the sauna in my own back yard. What more could I want?”

“Can't change it and I wouldn't if I could.”

“What hot weather? It's wonderful – if you stay inside!”

“Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it!”

“Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!”

“I love it and am used to it now and expect this in Florida.”

“I saw a recent posting „Satan, Take Me Away‟!” (Well, it‟s hotter there!)

“It‟s hot, but I‟ll take it anytime over the northern winters!”

“I‟ll bet you could fry an egg on the concrete!”

“We need some rain – that would help. Folks on the Gulf are getting it all!”

“Where‟s the rain? Where‟s the beef?”

And last, but not least……………

“I just grin and 'bare' it!”

In closing, remember the famous adage: “God, grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot

change; the Courage to change the things I can; and the Wisdom to know the difference.” In this

case.....the WEATHER!!!! Thank you all for your input. I still need to hear from residents with other

story ideas, so help me out if you have something to tell and I‟d love sharing it for you! Next month

we‟ll be doing a story on “dining out” so I‟ll be in touch! Until then, have a great August and always

make it a great day – every day!

Submitted by:

Jean Deiss (863-602-1535) with news tips. Thank You!

“TOPS” WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP

On the fence about losing weight??? Visit our TOPS meeting each Saturday

morning at 9am to 9:25am weigh in and then the meeting follows at 9:30am right

in our Southfork clubhouse.

TOPS Club Inc, (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) is a nonprofit weight-loss support

organization. TOPS encourages weight loss and maintenance through mutual

support of sensible eating and exercise. The heart of that support comes during

weekly chapter meetings. It is a self-help group of like-minded people willing to

encourage one another, share information and help each other stay on track as

they develop enjoyable lifestyle changes. It is a safe place to talk, listen and be

inspired among people with similar experiences

TOPS offers information on health and nutrition, plus our weekly support,

encouragement and motivation at these meetings.

We have recipe exchanges from the ones who love to cook and experiment,

suggestions on what to do when you go out to eat and so many varied subjects

which will be discussed weekly.

We have motivation projects to keep all the members upbeat and wanting to

win, challenges for the ones that lose weight and so many other little things to

keep all interested.

So if you are on a diet and need some motivation, come join us on Saturday

mornings. We do not give out diets to follow but are a moral support group that

meet weekly!!!!!

Looking forward to seeing you there!!!!

Your Chapter Officers……….

Phyllis Fisher, Leader, Carolyn Yerger, Co-Leader, Barb Christie, Secretary

Dot Cady, Treasurer, Phyllis Grossi, Weight Recorder, Phyllis Fisher, Asst Rec.

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Repairs by George

All types of handyman,

carpentry, plumbing,

electrical repairs, gutter

cleaning, roof repairs, tile

work and exterior

maintenance at a very

reasonable rate. Custom

cabinet making and Power

washing the whole house or

just north side. Feel free to

call me anytime.

(H) 352-322-2700

© 410-852-6663

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Nautical Memories Consignment Do you have items you no longer need? Since we can only have 2 carport sales a year, why not let me sell your items globally. I will do all the work and you will receive the benefits. Give me a call at: 215-534-7256. Patty _______________________

Avon: Catalogs are

available. Call Tanya or

Bobby 567-7125

tbhahnfl@yahoo.com

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Will rake your lawn for $5 a

bag. Bobby Hahn

567-7125

Services Offered

I am a master electrician

offering the following

services: Electrical,

Pressure Washing, Gutter

Cleaning, Minor Plumbing.

Also, transportation to or

from Orlando/Tampa

airports as well as the

Tampa Train/Bus stations.

Jerry McClellan

11040 Maverick Drive

Home: (352) 437-5219

Cell: (352) 999-2908

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Let us Do it For you

House cleaning, Laundry or

Ironing. Any job you need

done we can do. Call Ruth

C. or Tatianna. We also

open and close homes for

the seasonal’s. Year round

service. Dependable

631-374-3516

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Homecare

Do you need help with daily living? Did an illness or procedure limit your ability to care for yourself? I have over 30 years experience helping people in their homes. I am a qualified HHA/CNA and homemaker that will assist you with daily living for very reasonable rates. References available upon request. For more information call (352) 567-7702 Ask for Maureen ________________________

Odd Jobs

I now work 8:30-1:30PM.

I am available after

1:30PM for odd jobs. No

job too big or too small.

Please leave a message

at 813-508-2805 and I

will return your call

ASAP.

Andy Davidson

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Need Help

House cleaning and

Lawn Service,

by Bea

813-562-0633

Weekly Calendar of Events

Sunday Church of Your Choice…”May I” card game @6pm

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Monday Coffee Hour @8am…Line Dance @10am…Poker @12 noon

(Fall/Winter) Men’s Shuffleboard @1pm… Hand & Foot @6pm

Euchre @6pm

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Tuesday Trash Pickup AM…(Fall/Winter) Mixed Shuffleboard @9am…

Exercise @10:30am…Sequence @1pm…(Fall/Winter) Men’s

Shuffleboard @1pm…(Fall/Winter) Ladies Shuffleboard @3pm

Bowling (Zephyrhills) @noon…Poker @5:00pm…DBL Pinochle 6pm

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Wednesday Blue bag Trash pickup 1st & 3rd Wednesday……

Quilting @9am… Bridge @1pm…(Fall/Winter) Men’s

Shuffleboard @1pm…Bingo@6:30pm, doors open @5:15pm

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Thursday Hand & Foot @9am…Dominoes @1pm…(Fall/Winter) Men’s

Shuffleboard @1pm…(Fall/Winter) Ladies Shuffleboard @3pm

Poker @5:00pm…”Alley” Board game @6pm…

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Friday Trash pickup… (Fall/Winter) Mixed Shuffleboard @9am…Exercise

@10:30am…(Fall/Winter) Men’s Shuffleboard @1pm…Poker @12noon

WII FIT @9am

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Saturday “TOPS” Weight Loss @9am…Bocce @10am…”65” game @6pm…Poker @5pm…

Aug 4th (Tues) Movie night @ 6:30pm

Aug 5th (Wed) Women’s Club Breakfast (9:30am Sunrise Eatery)

Aug 7th (Fri) Men’s Breakfast 9am

Aug 9th (Sun) Card Bingo 6pm (bring $2.00 in dimes)

Aug 11th (Tues) Johnny Lobo , entertainer 7pm

Aug 23rd (Sun) Card bingo 6pm (bring $2.00 in dimes)

65”card game

Game “65” will be on vacation from Saturday, July 25th

to

Sept 12th

and resuming on Sept 19th

.

Because of vacations we are giving the game a vacation

also.