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Southfork News

“FOR THE RESIDENTS, BY THE RESIDENTS”

Happy Father’s Day June 2012

What makes a Dad?

God took the strength of a mountain

The majesty of a tree

The warmth of the summer sun,

The calm of a quiet sea,

The generous soul of nature,

The comforting arm of night,

The wisdom of the ages,

The power of the eagle’s flight,

The joy of a morning in spring,

The faith of a mustard seed,

The patience of eternity,

The depth of a family need,

Then God combined these qualities,

When there was nothing more to add,

He knew his masterpiece was complete,

And so,

He called it…..Dad!!!!

Hurricane season is Here!

Hurricane season is upon us and officially starts on the

1st of June.

Before the wind starts to blow, there are a few items

that you should stow. Once we get information from

the weather bureau that a possible hurricane is nearing

the Tampa area we should all be ready and follow the

advice of the officials.

It’s a good idea to put away any of your lawn

decorations and or furniture that could become

airborne missiles in a forceful wind. Don’t forget

sidewalk lighting fixtures, wind chimes, flags and potted

plants!

These items along with any patio furniture are best

moved to your shed/garage for the duration of the

storm.

Make sure you have items available to use and packed

including can foods, medicines etc. that should be

ready if any evacuation is necessary.

Heed the warning!!!!!!!

Be safe, Not sorry……………………

Newsletter Information

Note, any information to be placed in the newsletter, must be submitted between the 1st and 15th of

every month. Please contact the editor (Phyllis Grossi) at 567-6105 or drop off the information at 11150

Mesquite Dr. All newsletters can be viewed in color on the web site @ www.floridacommunities.com

(click on Southfork at bottom of page.)

Suggestion Box

Suggestion Box is to be used to deposit, Annual Dues,Articles for newsletter or Editor, Letters to

the Board etc. All letters must be signed or they will not be honored.

Office of Southfork

10808 U.S. 98, Dade City, Fl 33525

Phone: (352) 523-0022, Fax: (352)523-0611 After Hours: (352)206-4080

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ASSOCIATION OFFICERS:

President Dot Cady 2012-2013

Vice President Tom Geyer 2012-2013

Secretary Don Thompson 2012-2013

Treasurer Mike Gallagher 2012-2013

Directors:

Phyllis Grossi 2012-2013

Jim McAdams 2012-2013

Tony Trubiano 2012

Jim Peltier 2012

Craig Whitbeck 2012

Emergency CONTACT NUMBERS IN PASCO COUNTY (911)

Pasco Cty Sheriff 352-521-5131 Dade City Police 352-521-1493

Hurricane Updates 800-427-8340 Dade City Hospital 352-521-1100

Sick List.

Mike Robinson Linda Hartman Elsie Rice Harold Resh

Get Well Wishes To All!

In Memoriam

Wilma & Bob Thompson Loss of Grandson & Friend & 8 mo old Great Grandson

Accident in Vermont

Our condolences to the family and friends!

New Residents

No new residents moved in this month!

Welcome to our Community of Southfork!

So Many Years Gone By

To all Grandads!

Author: Yvonne Michelle McCauley

There is a man, how he sits in his chair thinking of years gone by, quickly he smiles, slowly he frowns at

his thoughts of good times and bad.

He takes his photo album of so many years gone by, so many smiling faces all looking at him. All of

his children, oh how they have grown, from babies to parents with babies of their own, staring up at his

face as he flips through open pages of his life. So many memories of so many years gone by.

HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL!

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF

AMERICA, AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE

NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR

ALL!

THIS IS THE MONTH TO HONOR THE FLAG AND ALL THE TROOPS AND VETERANS

WHO HELPED FREE THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS!!!!!!

D-DAY - JUNE 6, 1944 : Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen of Allied Expeditionary Force!

You are about to embark upon the Great crusade, toward which we have

striven these many months. The eyes of the word are upon you. The hopes and

prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you... I have full

confidence in your courage and devotion to duty and skill in battle. We will

accept nothing less than full Victory !" Dwight D. Eisenhower

Flag Day - June 14th -is celebrated among the people of the United States of

America. The celebration is aimed to pay the gratitude to their national flag and

importantly the birth of the national flag. The origin of the significance of this very

special day is far back on 14th January, 1777; when the continental congress

replaced the British symbols of the grand union flag. This flag featured 13 stars in

a circular shape on the course of blue and 13 red and white stripes. These 13

stars indicated the presence of 13 states in America which were later increased

on the account of entries of new states. The stripes were also increased to 15 but

then reversed back to the old 13.

From the Managers

What’s On Your Outside Faucets?

The Florida Dept. of Health recently conducted a routine investigation of Southfork and

found many homes not in compliance. The violation was for an absence of backflow preventers on all external

hose bibs. Please check your outside faucets to see if there is a “gizmo” that looks like an aerator. If not, please

make sure you put one on. They are relatively inexpensive and can be purchased at Lowes, Home Depot, and

probably even Walmart.

New Lawn Mowers.

We have decided to hire new lawnmowers for the park. They will have started with their 1st cut by the time you

get this newsletter. Currently they plan to be here Monday and Tuesday; Monday they will be cutting primarily

around the residences and Tuesday they will be doing the common areas and the utility areas. If you don’t want

the mowers to cut your grass please put out RED reflectors on posts. Place 1 in the front yard if you don’t want

the front yard cut. If you don’t want any of your yard cut, put a red reflector in both the front and back yards.

We would like to eliminate the “no mow” signs and just use the reflectors. To help the mowers, we have

compiled a list of who currently does not want all or part of their yard mowed by our mowers. If you wish to

change your preference from no-mow to mow, or vice versa, please let us know so we can pass it on to the

mowers. And please be patient while they learn the park and how to accommodate the different mow or no-

mow yards.

Crime Workshop

We, with the HOA, have arranged to host a crime workshop given by the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office. The

workshop will be held May 31st at 10:00 AM in the clubhouse. We expect at least 10 of the sheriff’s staff to be

in attendance, including Sheriff Nocco himself. This would be a great time to ask questions and air any

concerns we may have about potential crime here at Southfork and to understand how we can work with the

sheriff’s office in keeping Southfork safe. We urge all residents to attend this important workshop.

Dumpster Use

We again need to remind our residents that the dumpster located near the well is primarily for management use.

If you have articles that you feel can’t be placed by the roadside for pickup by our waste collection company on

Wed. or Sat., then please call us to see if there is room in the dumpster for your debris. In the past few weeks,

large articles and/or lots of brush have been placed in the dumpster that has made it too full for our maintenance

crew to place debris in the dumpster. Part of the reason the RV storage area has gotten messy is because we have

had to “stage” brush and other debris there because the dumpster was too full! As much as we don’t want to, we

may need to lock the dumpster to prevent unauthorized use if we continue to have problems with the use of our

dumpster.

Want to Make It Easier to Pay Your Lot Rent?

Several residents have asked if we accept automatic payment for their lot rent. The answer is yes but not by

automatic funds transfer (i.e., by EFT). Several of our residents have a check sent to us automatically by their

bank (i.e., auto bill pay). Most financial institutions have this capability so if you want to not worry about

sending or delivering that monthly check, check with your bank to set up this feature. It’s a great way to avoid

late charges when you forget to pay your rent!

That’s it for this month. See you around the park! John & Sandi

Grandma’s on the Internet

Grandma’s on the internet, You won’t believe the nuts she’s met

But what she’d really like to know, Is-where are those who quilt and sew

And do the things she likes to do? She’d give them hints, and learn some too.

She used to be “scared” of a wee little mouse, would scream if one ever got in the house.

Now she hugs one night and day, she’d rather cuddle it than stay on the couch and watch T.V., her first

love now is her P.C.

She’s like to see it all unfurled, so much to learn in this new world.

She could explore it from her chair, but mostly, she plays solitaire, but that’s o.k., she doesn’t care,

about the terrible weather in Zaire?????

Windows were glass she’d wash and look through, now they are programs to help us all view, the earth

and the sea and the beautiful sky.

A “virus” was something from which you could die, now it’s a nuisance that could spoil your day, but it

can be fixed and sent on it’s way.

She served her time with diapers and dishes. Now she can do whatever she wishes, and if that means

staying up half the night to point arrows at “ icons”-that’s really alright.

A “bit” was something you had little of, now it takes “eight bytes” to make the above. It’s all so

confusing, it makes her head ache. A “byte” was something you take from a cake. She’s learning more

about it now, guess who from.

Her four year old grandchild showed her how!!!!!

from the Association President

DEAR FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS,

THE SNOW BIRDS HAVE LEFT ! WE NEED TO MAKE PLANS FOR US!

JUNE ACTIVITY ???????? WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A………… COOK OUT ?????

POT LUCK ?????? HAPPY HOUR ??? A DINNER OUT ????? PANCAKE SUPPER ???

A BRUNCH ????? A TRIP TO THE OCEAN ??????????? A SUNDAY NIGHT ICE CREAM SOCIAL ??

I NEED YOUR SUGGESTION S AND YOUR HELP…………..JUST DO NOT TELL ME THAT THERE IS NOTHING

TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dot Cady, President

BLOCK CAPTAINS

The block captains deliver the newsletters to all the households on their street. If

the block captain knows that a person is on vacation, the block captain does not

leave a paper there, but if he does not know that the person is away, will leave a paper at their door.

It would be nice if the neighbors would pick it up instead of leaving it there and blaming the block

captain for it if they know their neighbor is away. All extra newsletters should be brought to the front

office anyway.

Let’s be a good neighbor and work hand in hand.

Thank you, Marielle

Women’s Club

I want to thank all of you for sending me so many messages of sympathy

and it really warmed my heart. When I got the call that my brother died in a

motorcycle accident, I thought my heart would stop because it hurt so much.

But time heals and life goes on. When you stop and think of life you realize that

we are on this earth for a very short time.

The summer season is here and the Women’s club will be going our on June 6th at

10:30am to the Village Inn in Dade city and it should be a nice get together and

there might be some surprises.

See you there and please sign-up in the clubhouse.

Marielle

OLD WORN OUT FLAGS

Is there anyone who has a suggestion of what the residents can do with

flags that are ripped or torn and need to be discarded? Walmart here

in Dade City used to take these and bring them to the VFW and they don’t do this

anymore.

They are never to be thrown in the trash can and would be great if we knew of

somewhere we could take them. If anyone has any ideas please let me know

and then I will place the information in the newsletter.

Thanks, Phyllis

“BEWARE OF SOUTHFORK’S CARD SHARK”

Southfork card players beware!!! I think we have a “card

shark” amongst us. Her name is Miss Willie and on Tuesday

evening, April 24th, Miss Willie had a “ pinochle” and I believe

this is the first one of the season.

For you non-pinochle card players, a “pinochle” is where you take every trick in

the hand and this is very rare.

Congrats to Willie, submitted by Faye

Chuckle of the Month

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Az. They turn

a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – All drinks 10

cents”. They look at each other and then go in, thinking-this is too

good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across

the room, “Come on in and let me pour one for you! What’ll it be gentlemen?”

There’s a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini. In no time, the

bartender serves up four iced martinis-shaken, not stirred-and says, “That’ll be 10

cents each, please.” The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then

at each other. They can’t believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish

their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are

produced, with the bartender saying, “That’s 40 cents, please.” They pay the 40

cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them. They’ve each had two martinis

and haven’t even spent a dollar yet.

Finally one of them says, “How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these

for a dime apiece?” “I’m a retired tailor from Phoenix,” the bartender says, and

I always wanted to own a bar. Last year, I hit the lottery jackpot for $125 million

and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime, Wine, Liquor or Beer-

it’s all the same. “Wow! That’s some story”, one of the men says. As the four of

them sip at their martinis, they can’t help noticing seven other people at the end

of the bar who don’t have any drinks in front of them and haven’t ordered

anything the whole time they’ve been there. Nodding at the seven at the end of

the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, “What’s with them?”

The bartender says, “They’re retired people from Florida. They’re waiting for

Happy Hour when drinks are half-price”.

Chocolate Chip Cookie -Stuffed Pies

Ingredients:

1 box Pillsbury® refrigerated pie crusts, softened as directed on box

8 Pillsbury® Ready to Bake!® refrigerated chocolate chip cookies (from 16-oz

package)

8 milk chocolate candy drops or pieces, unwrapped

1 teaspoon sugar

DIRECTIONS:

1. Heat oven to 450°F. Remove pie crusts from pouches; unroll on work

surface. Cut eight 3 1/2-inch rounds from each crust.

2. Place 1 unbaked cookie in center of each of 8 of the rounds; top each with 1

candy, pointed end into cookie. Brush edge of each crust with water. Top with

remaining 8 rounds. Press edges together with fork to seal. Brush top of each

with water; sprinkle with sugar.

3. Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until golden brown.

This is something that the great and grandchildren would really

love………….Hmmmmm, something to munch on those days with nothing to do

and you are craving something chocolate!!!!

“ Helping Our Neighbors “

Since the last newsletter, myself and two other

year round residents and two “snowbirds” have

signed up for this way of helping our neighbors

and I also received a monetary donation from another

resident who wanted to help get this venture started of

helping others.

This is a committee not affiliated with any group or club here

in the community. There are people who live alone and

would not be able to fix meals in an event of illness and that

is whom we will try to help.

The committee would help with meals or snacks during a

weekly/short period of time and maybe with this assistance,

would help the resident to get stronger and get back to

taking care of themselves a lot faster.

This committee would only provide meals, approx. 1 to 3

days per week and nothing else!!!!!

If any of you know of anyone in this situation that needs to

have a few meals prepared for a short time, please contact

Phyllis@ 567-6105 or email me at pkaygrossi@yahoo.com

We need all the help we can get to make this work!

DO YOU KNOW ABOUT 511??????

This is for anyone ready to make a trip or to some of the “snowbirds” getting

ready to travel back North.

Dial 511 from your phone before hitting the road. The service provides real-time

travel information on all interstate highways in Florida, as well as Florida’s

turnpike. 511 lets you know about accidents, road construction, severe weather

conditions or other things that can slow you down. The traffic information is free

on your home phone.

When storms threaten Florida, a call to 511 will let you know before you leave so

you can plan ahead. 511 gives information about road conditions, congestion,

contraflow, suspended tolls and any road closings.

This is statewide information that can be accessed and it may ask which part of

the state do you want to know about. This is all real time reporting.

You can also access this information on the internet by going into:

www.Fl511.com to receive statewide and regional updates. The website

provides much of the same information as the phone call, plus additional

features, including traffic camera’s.

So before leaving on your trip, check out the site before leaving home or while

traveling throughout the state. It’s fast, easy and just a few clicks away.

SOURCE: FLORIDA DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION

AMBULANCE FUNDRAISER

ICE CREAM SOCIAL

Our Mother’s Day social gathering turned out very well. Forty two

friendly people enjoyed their fill of delicious Root Beer Floats, or Ice

Cream Sundaes. Second helpings of ice cream given to anyone

capable of eating more, it was great!

After all expenses figured in, we added to our treasury, $88.00.

Enough toppings leftover for a second social, possibly an evening in

July. We thank all of you that participated in this event and in

particular the guys who handled the “dippers”, Dave Garside, Ed

Bellnier, Tom Geyer, Mike Gallagher, Gary Mentro and Pete

Logoyda. A further note: Gary Mentro asks that any members with

email to send him their email address : gmentro@gmail.com

Jim & Carolyn

PROUD SON’S

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it

a poem, they give him $50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of

paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a

piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the

money!'

As May turns into June, we notice the beginning of our summer slowdown

period. Have you noticed the change in traffic???? The stores are less busy

and you can go into any restaurant without a waiting time attached to it.

We have had the last Pancake Breakfast and Hotdogs by the pool until Fall, but

remember, the Clubhouse is still active with our Daily Card games and Weekly

Bingo, Monday Morning Coffee Hour etc. and this does not mean we have all

closed down for the season.

What this does mean, we here in Southfork do not have to slow down just

because the “SnowBirds” went North for the summer. It means if anyone is

“bored”, you have the option to suggest to the Association Board, some sort of

an event that would keep everyone active, smiling and on the move.

So get your thinking caps on and help everyone to get out of the rut of doing

nothing and to get moving! Think outside the box of dinners and suggest some

cool evening entertainment or sing a longs, group walks, new games,

scavenger hunts etc.

It’s so sad to hear someone say,” it is so boring with nothing to do”. Those who

are bored might be able to suggest something everyone would enjoy and it

does not have to be a costly event but something that could be just a get

together with friends. If you do have a suggestion, it also does not mean you,

yourself, have to put it together, but maybe there would be a few people who

would take the suggestion and run with it and it could be the best social of the

summer without you even trying.

Hope this gets you thinking and if you have an idea, “BRING IT ON”.

Thanks so Much, “THE ASSOCIATION BOARD”

Article worth Reading

Article sent to me on the Internet

I locked my car. As I walked away I heard my car door unlock. I went back and locked my car again

three times. Each time, as soon as I started to walk away, I would hear it unlock again!! Naturally

alarmed, I looked around and there were two guys sitting in a car in the fire lane next to the store.

They were obviously watching me intently, and there was no doubt they were somehow involved in

this very weird situation .. I quickly chucked the errand I was on, jumped in my car and sped away. I

went straight t o the police station, told them what had happened, and found out I was part of a new,

and very successful, scheme being used to gain entry into cars.

Two weeks later, my friend's son had a similar happening....While traveling, my friend's son stopped

at a roadside rest to use the bathroom. When he came out to his car less than 4-5 minutes later,

someone had gotten into his car and stolen his cell phone, laptop computer, GPS navigator,

briefcase.....you name it.

He called the police and since there were no signs of his car being broken into, the police told him he

had been a victim of the latest robbery tactic -- there is a device that robbers are using now to clone

your security code when you lock your doors on your car using your key-chain locking device..

They sit a distance away and watch for their next victim. They know you are going inside of the store,

restaurant, or bathroom and that they now have a few minutes to steal and run. The police officer

said to manually lock your car door-by hitting the lock button inside the car -- that way if there is

someone sitting in a parking lot watching for their next victim, it will not be you.

When you hit the lock button on your car upon exiting, it does not send the security code, but if you

walk away and use the door lock on your key chain, it sends the code through the airwaves where it

can be instantly stolen.

Brown Recluse Spider . . .

This has been around before, but at this time of year, it is worth seeing again.

It's summertime & cleanup is going on. Be careful where you put your hands. They like dark spaces &

woodpiles, corners, sheds and any dark areas such as attics etc.

The Brown Recluse Spider is one of the most dangerous spider’s that we have here in the USA.

A person can die from it's bite. We all should know what the spider looks like.

People will be digging around, doing yard work, spring cleaning etc.

Please be careful.

Spider bites are dangerous and can have permanent and highly negative consequences.

If you do have an attic or crawl space, go up there and turn on a light and leave it on for about 30

minutes before you go in to do your work. They may be lurking and waiting to attack!!!!

Please be careful and look before you do anything in an area that you can not see well!!!!!!!

Pet Pix by Diane

Pet photography, Home,

Fundraiser, Pet Parties etc.

352-206-2368

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Need Help Around your

Home?

Steve Coker is once again

available to do Pressure

washing, seasonal

maintenance.

Handyman services, Yard

work, etc. Steve can be

reached @ 813-695-0451 or

via e-mail at

skjsteve@verizon.net

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Avon: Catalogs are available

if interested. Please call

Tanya or Bobby Hahn @

567-7125 or email

@ tbhahnfl@yahoo.com

Pressure Washing

See Andy @ Clubhouse

$65.00 per house; $25.00

for Green Side only

Maintainence of your home

Gutters, Hedging trimmed,

garden weeding, mowing,

pressure washing, raking of

leaves and much, much

more.

More info, contact John or

Ruth at 352-437-4989 or

stop by at 10916 Prairie

HAVE A GREAT SUMMER!

Reiki Practitioner

Reiki treatments involves

light hand placements to

balance the body’s energy

flows and strengthen it’s

ability to heal itself. It

promotes deep relaxation

and reduces stress. Sessions

are performed fully clothed

either on a massage table or

a chair. $15.00 for 20-30

minute session. 1st session

is complimentary. Questions

and/or appointments: Call

Cathy Thompson 437-4415

or

cathy.thompson7@gmail.co

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House Cleaning

Need general housekeeping?

Call Gloria Traub

Blue Jay Park

352-523-9618

Southfork June 2012 Weekly Calendar of Events

Sunday: Church of Your Choice…”May I” card game @6:00pm, 2nd

, 4th

& 5th

weeks

Monday: Coffee Hour @8am…Line Dance @10am…Mixed Poker @12 noon…Men’s

Shuffleboard @1pm…Hand & Foot @6pm…Euchre @6:30pm

Tuesday: Mixed Shuffleboard @9am…Exercise @10:30am…Sequence @1pm…Men’s

Shuffleboard @1pm…Ladies Shuffleboard @3pm… Men’s Poker @4:30pm…

Dble Pinochle @6:30pm…Bowling @noon

Wednesday: Men’s Golf @7am…Quilting @9am…Bridge @1pm…Men’s Shuffleboard @1pm…

Bingo @6:30pm… TRASH PICKUP @AM

Thursday: Hand & Foot @9am…Dominoes @1pm…Water Aerobics @9:45am…Men’s

Shuffleboard @1pm…Ladies Shuffleboard @3pm…Men’s Poker @4:30pm…

“May I” @6:00pm

Friday: Mixed Shuffleboard @9am…Exercise @10:30am…Mixed Poker @noon…Men’s Shuffleboard @1pm

Saturday: “65” game @7pm TRASH PICKUP @AM

Special Monthly Events

June 2nd (Sat) BLUE BAG CAN RECYLE PICK @ AM

June 6th (Wed) Women’s Club meeting (Meet at Village Inn @10:30 am)

June 16th (Sat) BLUE BAG CAN RECYLE PICK @ AM

June 30th (Sat) BLUE BAG CAN RECYLE PICK @ AM

****NOTE****Just a friendly reminder that our card games and bingo

and Monday Morning Coffee will continue all summer!!!!!