After  a  three  month  break  Coconut/Grove  kickball  is  back!  

This  season  some  new  blood  will  be  joining  the  select  company  that  is  our  two  leagues  which  is  a  rare  occasion  so  I  would  like  to  welcome  those  new  teams  to  the  leagues,  get  ready  for  some  craziness!  For  those  who  have  been  here  forever  you  know  things  won’t  change,  we  will  still  have  good  times  playing,  even  better  times  drinking,  and  yet  even  better  stories  for  what  happened  after  all  the  drinking  and  madness.    For  those  who  don’t  know  me,  the  new  boss,  you  will  get  to  know  me  quickly  as  I  am  the  new  Frigo.  Please  feel  free  to  contact  me  anytime  should  you  have  questions  regarding  anything  kickball  related,  any  personal  issues  such  as:  “why  won’t  the  new  girl  go  home  with  me  after  I  did  8  Jaegerbombs”  or  “I  used  to  be  the  best  athlete  in  my  gym  class,  why  do  I  bat  16th  in  the  lineup?”  ask  someone  who  gives  a  sh*t  cuz  I  don’t!    From  the  new  guy  in  charge,  Lokash  

LOW DOWN FROM LOKASH

Welcome  back  veteran  kickballers  and  welcome  to  all  those  newbies  (good  luck  with  this  group).  For  all  those  who  don’t  know  the  GMOT:  Ghostwoman  On  Third  is  the  weekly  newsletter  for  kickball  that  provides  useless  facts,  the  schedules,  rankings,  photos,  stories  and  other  stuff  that  goes  thrown  in  here.  Please  know  that  the  GMOT  is  only  amazing  when  you  contribute  so  if  you  have  a  great  hook-­‐up  story,  

blackout  story,  text  from  last  night,  video  or  just  some  kickball  gossip  please  share  with  the  world  at  thegmot@gmail.com  and  you’ll  for  sure  see  it  the  following  week.    Hope  you  enjoy  your  first  week  of  kickball…don’t  forget  to  down  shots  like  your  liver  doesn’t  care,  be  social  at  your  game,  dance  like  there  is  no  tomorrow  and  have  a  blast!    Cheers  from  your  lovely  GMOT,  Lucy  

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Issue: 1 2011 spring

season

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO DRINK MORE, EAT PIZZA, DRINK MORE AGAIN AND

DANCE SOME WHERE....YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO HERE

SANDBAR    

½  OFF  PINT  DRAFTS  

$4.50  CORONAS  

GROVE  CENTRAL    

$5  PITCHERS  $4.50  CORONAS  $2  PIZZA  SLICES  

FALL 2010 COCONUT CHAMPIONS HAWT MESS

FALL 2010 FL GROVE CHAMPIONS BELLIGERENT

REF 1 Hawt Mess vs Drunken Leprechauns Prestige 2 Hold My Drank vs Donka Do Balls HK

3 That's What She

Said vs Pitches Be Trippin' Eso 4 Hold My Beer vs Arrancale Wakata

 

REFS

1 Wakata vs Prestige Worldwide HM

2 Huge Knockers vs Eso Pasa Donka

3 Belligerent vs Buck Mad Fitches Pachan

4 Blue Ballers vs Multiple Scorgasms Pachan  

REFS

1 Suck My Kick vs Wasted Potential Wakata

2 Win or Lose We Booze vs Pitches Be Crazy Eso

3 Get Some vs Cherry Poppers Pachan  

6:45  GAME  

7:45  GAME  

7:45  GAME  

FIELD  SET-­‐UP:  TWSS  FIELD  PICK-­‐UP:  WAKATA  

Flip Cup Standings (The Real Reason We Come To Kickball)

To participate in the flip cup standings you must send in

your score of an overall five game match-up. You

play the team that you just played in kickball. You’ll receive a point for every game won. We only know the scores if you email

thegmot@gmail.com you’ll have till Sunday night by

7:00pm to send in your score or you don’t get points for that week. If you went

to a weird college that didn’t play flip cup here is a how to play flip cup video. If

you have any questions feel free to contact the gmot.

 THE  DO’S  AND  THE  DON’TS  

OF  KICKBALL  FRIDAY  

Bring drinks to the fields but no bottles or cans…just put whatever drink that resembles four loko in a cooler and drink out of that.

Clean up after yourselves, unfortunately maid service was cut out of the Waka budget due to the economy.

Friendly note about Refs in general: they are just like you, drunk and sometimes don’t pay attention; they do the best they can. Just remember that you’re the one who looks like a jerk yelling at them.

Kickball players don’t actually own the Grove on Friday nights, so when you do something stupid you’re not excluded from any laws just because you’re wearing a kickball shirt.

Never leave a fellow kickballer behind; kickballers take care of their own. Don’t let your teammates drink like a champion and then drive home...find the closest decent looking guy/gal who can drive and introduce them and have them go home together.

Game time is not a suggestion just because Miami time is 20 minutes late to everything that isn’t okay at kickball. So if you need to do your pregame rituals (stretching your arm muscles for flip cup, drinking a big gulp or listening to music on your ipod).

It’s super important that if you end up having a “sleep over” with a fellow kickballer be cool with them on Saturday even if you forget their name. When they drop you off at your car dab it out, smile and say “hi” the following week.

You must read the GMOT newsletter every week and contribute by sending in photos, videos, post game write-ups, texts from last night, stories and anything else you deem important to the kickball world. The GMOT only gets better when you send in stuff.