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1. At public meetings on April 10, Gary Gill, the deputy director of the state Department of Health’s Environmental Health Administration, told island resi-dents that his office has stepped up re-porting requirements on cane burning in response to myriad complaints but cannot ban the controversial practice. According to an April 12 Maui News story, who does have the authority to ban cane burning?A. President of the United States.B. Governor of Hawaii.C. U.S. Supreme Court.

D. U.S. Congress.E. Hawaii state Legislature. 2. Recently, a certain fast food fran-chise on Maui was the apparent target of an online hoax that seemed to show food from that restaurant containing the remnants of a small mouse. What was the fast food outlet?A. McDonalds.B. Panda Express.C. Quiznos.D. KFC.E. Ba-le. 3. According to an April 14 Maui News story on state tax credits for those who in-stall photovoltaic systems in their homes, what percentage of the 4,000 or so Maui County homeowners who have placed so-lar panels on their roofs would have done so even if the credits didn’t exist?A. 64 percent.B. 49 percent.C. 30 percent.D. 24 percent.E. 12 percent.

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GABBARD RATCHETS

UP NORTH KOREA

RHETORICThere’s nothing like a just-before-going-

to-sleep screening of the 1965 Sidney Poitier/Richard Widmark fi lm The Bedford Incident to really put your mind at ease regarding nuclear war. Oh, you haven’t seen the fl ick (or read the 1963 James Poe novel of the same name)?

Well, it’s really just Moby Dick, except Ahab is an American guided missile de-stroyer captain and the whale is a Russian submarine armed with nuclear torpedoes. For those who wonder what the practical application of military buzzwords like “de-terrence” and “provocation” actually look like, it’s a disturbing fi lm.

It’s a fi lm I hope Tulsi Gabbard, Ha-waii’s freshman 2nd District Congressional Representative, will watch in the near future (or screen again if she’s already seen it). Especially given her April 11 House fl oor remarks on North Korea. Those remarks, distributed to members of the Hawaii press corps by her own offi ce, seem rather alarmist, even when considering the chest-thumping rhetoric we’ve been hearing from North Korean leader Kim Jong-un lately.

“Today, we are seeing an increasingly belligerent, hostile stance by the North Korean regime toward its perceived enemies,” Gabbard said in her remarks. “For some, this may sound like a far-off annoyance, saber-rattling coming from the East. However, nothing could be farther from the truth for families in my home state of Hawai‘i and in Guam, who sit as named threats by the increas-ingly aggressive and unpredictable re-gime led by Kim Jong-un.”

Gabbard must know as we do that people in Ha-waii aren’t exactly making a mad dash to Costco to stock up on rice (well, not more so than we do al-ready) in response to Kim’s threats. But that didn’t stop Gabbard from ratcheting up her own rhetoric:

“Along with Guam and Alaska, Hawai‘i has been placed in the crosshairs of this intensifying threat,” she continued. “It is cru-cial for the United States, and Hawai‘i in particu-lar, to take threats from North Korea seriously. We cannot be complacent. We cannot afford a mistake that puts the lives of our families at risk.”

Going by this speech, you’d think a North Ko-rean invasion fl otilla was just a few hours from landing at Waikiki. Yes,

North Korea has put out statements over the last week threatening to launch nucle-ar strikes and turn the region into a “sea of fi re,” but they’ve made threats like that for years. When coupled with the fact that every serious analyst (including, oddly enough, those at our own CIA) say that North Korea does NOT currently have the capability of hitting Hawaii with a nu-clear-armed missile, the threats take on a more curious, even humorous appearance.

For those actually on the Korean pen-insula, of course, threats from any na-tion that employs a very large standing army and has done things like torpedo a South Korean warship without warning and uses phrases that include the words “sea of fi re” are anything but humorous. But missing from Gabbard’s speech (and most media discussions of North Korea’s threats that include the descriptors “bel-licose” and “mad”) is any perspective on why that grotesquely impoverished nation would further bankrupt its already pathet-ic state to build nuclear weapons.

As far back as 2006, when North Korea held its fi rst (though ambiguous) nuclear test, Slate.com’s very sober defense writer Fred Kaplan found the news bad, but certainly not apocalyptic.

“The combination of Kim Jong-il and a nuclear arsenal is a nightmare,” Kaplan wrote in an Oct. 9, 2006 post. “It doesn’t mean he’s going to fi re A-bombs at the United States or, for that matter, at South Korea or Japan. Kim may be a monster, but he’s not suicidal; his top priority is the survival of his regime, and he must know that a nuclear attack would be fol-lowed by obliterating retaliation.”

Of course, Kim Jong-il is now dead and his scion-successor is obviously a lot younger than his old man, but his nation’s absolute self-interest in keeping itself from getting nuked by American bombs and missiles re-mains true. After all, North Korea’s fears over the survival of its regime are all too rational.

Shortly after U.S. President George W. Bush included that nation in the now-infamous “Axis of Evil” speech, U.S. tanks, warplanes and troops invaded and oc-cupied Iraq, toppling Saddam Hussein’s regime. Though Bush cynically told the U.S. public (and the world) that we were invading Iraq to protect ourselves from a possible at-tack from weapons of mass destruction, it was the non-exis-tence of such weap-ons that made the invasion and regime destruction so rela-tively simple (the resulting occupa-tion was, of course, quite different).

A North Korean nuclear arsenal gives pause to any Ameri-can president seeking to use military pow-er to, as Gabbard put it in her fl oor speech, “break the cycle of threats that has existed for far too long.” While this doesn’t mean the world should get used to the idea that Pyongyang is now part of the “nuclear

club,” it should hopefully convince more offi cials that diplomacy, calling for the dis-mantling of all nation’s nuclear arsenals, is more important than ever.

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RECORDSAs though our state’s Department of

Public Safety (PSD) doesn’t already have enough to worry about, what with prison-ers escaping transfer on Oahu (apparently) because their guards weren’t following proper procedures, leading to all sorts of hearings and press conferences on things like new standards for our state’s prison guards, the ACLU’s Hawaii chapter has gone sued them over alleged violations of Hawaii’s open records law.

On April 11, the law fi rm Rosen, Bien, Galvan & Grunfeld (RBGG) fi led the suit in First District Court in regards to the ACLU’s so far unsuccessful attempts dating back to September 2012 at obtaining re-cords pertaining to the deaths of two Ha-waii prisoners that were held at Correc-tions Corporation of America prisons.

“Seven months later, and after RBGG pre-paid over $5,300 (as requested by PSD), not a single document has been produced,” stated an April 11 news release sent out by ACLU Hawaii Press Secretary Kit Grant. “The lawsuit alleges that the mainland CCA lawyers representing the State of Hawaii in the wrongful death cases instructed PSD not to release the docu-ments, in violation of state law.”

For their part, state offi cials had no com-ment on the lawsuit.

“We were served the lawsuit and it is be-ing reviewed,” Dept. of Public Safety spokes-person Toni E. Schwartz said in a statement emailed to reporters on April 12. “We have been advised by our Deputy Attorney Gen-eral to refrain from commenting on the case since it is pending litigation.” ■

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POLICE BLOTTOIn some jurisdictions, a driver can be

presumed impaired with a blood alcohol reading as low as .07 (and suggestively impaired at a reading below that), but according to a WMAQ-TV investigation in February, some suburban Chicago police forces allow offi cers to work with their own personal readings as high as .05. While offi cers may be barred from driving at that level, they may not, by police union contract, face any discipline if they show up for work with a reading that high.

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DEFINE ‘FREE’During the massive February Southern

California manhunt for former Los An-geles cop Christopher Dorner, nervous-triggered LAPD offi cers riddled an SUV with bullets after mistakenly believing Dorner was inside. Instead there were two women, on their early-morning job as newspaper carriers, and LAPD Chief Charlie Beck famously promised them a new truck and arranged with a local dealership for a 2013 Ford F-150 ($32,560). But the deal fell through in March when the women discovered that Beck’s “free” truck was hardly free. Rather, it would be taxable as a “dona-tion,” reported on IRS Form 1099, per-haps costing them thousands of dollars.

GREAT ART!Sculptor Richard Jackson introduced

“Bad Dog” as part of his “Ain’t Painting a Pain” installation at California’s Orange County Museum in February. Outside, to coax visitors in, Jackson’s “Bad Dog’s” hind leg was cocked, with gallons of yel-low paint being pumped onto the build-ing. “We’ll see how long it lasts,” he told the Los Angeles Times, “but you never know how people will react.” “Sometimes, people feel they should protect their chil-dren from such things, then the kids go home and watch ‘South Park.’”

VERY FASHIONABLEBritish “design engineer” Jess Eaton

introduced her second “high-fashion” collection in December at London’s White Gallery, this time consisting of supposed-ly elegant bridal wear made in part with roadkill, cat and alpaca fur, seagull wings and human bones.

MORE GREAT ART!Australian dilettante David Walsh’s

2-year-old Museum of Old and New Art in Hobart is acquiring a reputation for irreverence. Among the exhibits is Greg Taylor’s “My Beautiful Chair,” which in-vites a visitor to lie next to a lethal injec-tion chair and experience a countdown, mimicking the time it takes for execution drugs to kill (and then fl ashing “You Are Dead”). Also, at 2 p.m. each day, a “fresh

fecal masterpiece” is created by artist Wim Delvoye, in which a meal from the museum’s restaurant is placed into a transparent grinder that creates slush, turns it brown, and adds an overpower-ing defecation-like smell. The resulting “masterpiece” is channeled into (also transparent) vats.

PERSPECTIVESome Third-Worlders eat dirt because

they are mentally ill or have no mean-ingful food. However, diners at Tokyo’s upscale Ne Quittez Pas eat it because it is a trendy dish prepared by prominent chef Toshio Tanabe. Among his courses are soil soup served with a fl ake of dirty truffl e, soil sorbet and the “soil surprise” (a dirt-covered potato ball). (Spoiler alert: It has a truffl e center.) Tanabe lightly precooks his dirt and runs it through a sieve to eliminate the crunchiness.

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ACTIONAmong the lingering costs of U.S. wars

are disability payments and compensation to veterans’ families, which can continue decades after hostilities end. An Associ-ated Press analysis of federal payment re-cords, released in March, even found two current recipients of Civil War benefi ts. Vietnam war payments are still about $22 billion a year, World War II, $5 billion, World War I, $20 million, and the 1898 Spanish-American war, about $1,700.

YOUR MONEY AT WORKEach year, Oklahoma is among the

states to receive $150,000 federal grants to operate small, isolated airfi elds (for Oklahoma, one in the southern part of the state is so seldom used that it’s primarily a restroom stop for passing pilots). The payments are from a 13-year- old congressional fund for about 80 simi-lar airfi elds (no traffi c, no planes kept on site), described by a February Washing-ton Post investigation as “ATM[s] shaped like [airports].” Congress no longer even requires that the annual grants be spent on the actual airports drawing the grants.

DEMOCRACY IN ACTIONU.S. political consultants may recommend

to their candidates gestures such as wearing an American fl ag lapel pin. In India, the advice includes creating the proper suggestive name for the candidate on the ballot. Hence, among those running for offi ce this year (according to a February Hindustan Times report): Fran-kenstein Momin, Hamletson Dohling, Bold-ness Nongum and Bombersing Hynniewta, and several Sangmas (related or not): Billykid Sangma, Mafi ara Sangma, Rightious Sangma and Winnerson Sangma. More confusing were Hilarius Dkhar and Hilarius Pohchen and especially Adolf Lu Hitler Marak. ■

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Where environmental matters are con-cerned, Maui these days is a place of great contradictions.

As a relatively tiny rock in the middle of the vast Pacifi c, the island has ex-tremely limited landfi ll potential–a reality everyone here is well aware of–yet the County of Maui’s curbside recycling pro-gram remains an isolated experiment.

So-called “zero emission” electric cars, though still just a small percentage of vehicles on the road, are nonetheless

gaining in popularity, even though the electrical power that charges them largely comes from island generators that burn fossil fuels and sugar cane bagrasse.

Hawaiian Commercial & Sugar likes to advertise that its 37,000 acres of sugar cane are “keeping Maui green,” yet its sugar processing methods involving burning the cane in the fi elds, which produces choking smoke and particulates.

We could go on, but you probably get the point. Regardless of any consensus among the county’s residents and offi cials about the imperative threats posed by

global climate change (rising sea levels, increasingly powerful storms and species extinctions being the most prominent), competing commercial motives and en-trenched power structures will always slow true environmental reform.

So this year, instead of providing tips on recycling or other such “green” fare, we’re giving you a few special reports on some green efforts around the county, state and nation. We talk to U.S. Senator Brian Schatz about some of the (for Washington) radi-cal climate change solutions he’s propos-ing. Then we search for more information

as to why the State of Hawaii is pumping hundreds of thousands of dollars into a biofuel program they don’t really under-stand. And we look at how state tax credits are helping to pay for green development and retrofi ts at local resorts.

Before contact with Western civilization, the island’s land, life and climate help spe-cial importance in Hawaiian society. While it’s nice to see modern society returning to some of that thinking, there’s much more we still need to accomplish if we’re to en-sure that Hawaii’s climate and lifeforms are here for future generations. ■

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Political Climate ChangeTalking story with U.S. Senator Brian Schatz about how Hawaii can lead the nation toward clean energy

Perhaps because we live in a remote archipelago, surrounded by millions of square miles of ocean, we’re more sensitive to the changes that climate change

will impose on all of us. We like to visit or even live at the beach, for instance, but what if rising sea levels over the next fi ve decades replace our sandy coastline with rocks and thick walls? Such a future isn’t guaranteed, but the odds of its likelihood depend greatly on how our nation uses energy.

Though he’s been in offi ce just a few months, Democrat Brian Schatz, the se-nior U.S. Senator from Hawaii, is already attempting to quicken his colleagues’ pace on legislation that would deal with climate change. Specifi cally, Schatz would like see the Hawaii Clean Energy Initia-tive–a joint venture between the state’s government and companies that wants to see 70 percent of Hawaii’s energy in 2030 to come from clean sources–adapt-ed for nationwide use. He’s also propos-ing legislation that would impose carbon fees on polluting industries that are mak-ing climate change worse.

Last week, Schatz and I spoke by phone about these efforts...

MAUITIME: Thanks very much for talk-ing with us on this. Let’s start with what aspects of the Hawaii Clean Energy Initia-tive would translate nationwide.

BRIAN SCHATZ: There’s a fair amount of enthusiasm among my colleagues for what we’ve been able to accomplish in Hawaii. First, we’d like to decouple the utilities’ revenues from electricity sales. As long as a utility makes more money sell-ing more energy, it’s diffi cult to give them incentives for effi ciency. We need a new business model.

Energy metering is working very well across the state of Hawaii. There’s been dis-cussion of that on the national level for a while, but it hasn’t been picked up yet.

Also, we want a national energy port-folio standard similar to the 70 percent in the Hawaii Clean Energy Initiative.

MT: A 70 percent target seems rather am-bitious for the nation, in my opinion. What kind of percentage are you discussing?

SCHATZ: It’s too early to tell. But we need to invest in the next few years in re-search and development. We need potential game-changers.

MT: Now part of that 70 percent target for Hawaii was an increase in effi ciency.

SCHATZ: The most straightforward way to clean energy in the economy is fi nd

ways to consume less. The technology to make cooling systems and heating systems more effi cient is already proven. We’re looking hard at pushing on the effi ciency and conservation side. There’s also a pretty good opportunity for bipartisanship there.

MT: Where else do fi nd opportunities in the Clean Energy Initiative?

SCHATZ: There’s a partnership between the Department of Defense and the Hawaii Clean Energy Initiative. Obviously the DOD spends a lot of resources on energy and fuel. Pacifi c Command is a real leader in this. Admiral [Samuel] Locklear has been tremendous in articulating climate change as a strategic importance in the Pacifi c The-ater. Other commands, and the rest of the DOD, though they’ve made some progress, has not made as much progress as PACOM.

MT: Ok, let’s talk about that proposed carbon fee.

SCHATZ: I introduced, with [Rhode Island Democratic] Senator Sheldon Whitehouse a bill to assess a carbon fee. It’s still being discussed by my colleagues, and we’re getting input on what the best structure would be. We think this is an important discussion to have over the next year or two.

MT: What would the fee entail?SCHATZ: The fee would be imposed on

polluters. Right now we’re talking about

[potential fees of] $15, $25 or $35 per ton. We’re discussing how best to return that revenue to the American people, like help with their energy bills or an offset with taxes already paid. We’re trying to leave it relatively open-ended so we can hear from people on both sides of the aisle.

MT: Considering that so-called “cap and trade” policies went nowhere in the last few years, and the Republican Party controls the U.S. House of Representatives, how much a chance does such a fee have?

SCHATZ: I think where we are now is where we were a year or two ago on im-migration. It’s fair to say we don’t have the votes now, but if a national politician doesn’t have a real proposal to deal with climate change, it’s almost disqualifying. I’m hopeful that, through the next election cycle, this becomes mandatory.

MT: And yet some still deny the sci-ence that backs up climate change in the fi rst place. How much of that have you faced in the Senate?

SCHATZ: Not as much as before. There are plenty of Republicans who will quietly acknowledge the reality of climate change. We’re trying to create a political climate so they can come out of their shell and start voting with us on solutions. ■

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Hawaii burned 11.3 million barrels of petroleum last year to make electricity. Consider it Hawaii’s contribution to global warming and climate change.

Of course, the state of Hawaii isn’t too happy about that. In fact, it has a goal of reducing energy consumption by 30 percent by 2030–a reduction of 4.3 billion kilowatt hours in 17 years. That much change can only come through lifestyle changes, ranging from small stuff like turning off lights in rooms you’re not using and swapping incandescent light bulbs for CFL or LED bulbs to ditching your car in favor of public transportation and building a lot more solar and wind energy generators.

To help, the state’s Public Utilities Commission (PUC) has contracted Hawaii Energy to run a ratepayer-funded energy reduction program that’s administered by the Science Applications International Corporation (SAIC). The program is paid for through the MECO (or HECO or HELCO) Public Benefi ts Fund (PBF), which constitutes about 1.5 percent of the total revenues for the state’s electric companies.

This program monitors and distributes rebates that are available to household and business consumers. To qualify, you have to be a paying customer and satisfy items on the sanctioned list of available rebates: new energy effi cient refrigerators, solar water heaters, ceiling fans, air conditioners and so forth. There are rebates ranging from $50 to $1,000 for households that purchase these items. The rebates are offered for companies as well, and in some cases rebate investments can add up to hundreds of thousands of

dollars, depending on the project.“Now that ARRA [American Recovery

and Reinvestment Act] funds have run out, I think Hawaii Energy is the go-to source in Hawaii,” says Brian Fitzgerald of the Oahu PR fi rm MVNP. “Several businesses and organizations have received custom rebate incentives from Hawaii Energy. Castle Medical Center ($647,637) and Honolulu Museum of Art ($346,026) are recipients of the largest rebates given by Hawaii Energy to date. But many others have benefi tted as well. Anything that helps a building run more energy effi ciently is open for a possible rebate.”

Hawaii Energy reports that Hawaii ranks fi rst in electric energy rates, with Maui consumers paying 36 cents per kWh compared to the national average of just 11 to 12 cents per kWh. On the fl ip side, the state spends more than $5 billion a year on imported oil.

Governor Neil Abercrombie says that by lowering water and electricity use, public and private sector innovators are helping reach the state’s goal of getting 70 percent of the state’s energy demand from clean sources by 2030. On April 26, he will recognizing the Westin Ka’anapali Ocean Resort Villas with the Kela Award for their green initiatives. He will also give the Hyatt Waikiki, Wyndham Waikiki and Aqua Aloha his administration’s Green Business Awards.

The work at the Westin KOR makes up the largest Hawaii Energy projects on Maui. Begun in 2012, it’s cost $383,353 and saved an estimated 1.9 million kilowatt hours annually, reducing the resort’s electricity purchases by a third. For that,

Westin received $215,657 in state rebates.“We do work closely with Hawaii

Energy on all of our energy projects,” says Sulinn Aipa, the Westin KOR Operations Coordinator. “You can absolutely consult with them before and anytime during projects. However, rebates and best options for maximization were not a deciding factor for us. We already knew what retrofi ts we wanted to do and we appreciated any incentives that were applicable.”

Aipa says Westin’s drive for more energy effi ciency began in 2008 when she pushed for a committee to reduce water and energy consumption and increase recycling and waste management.

“I started in 2007 when they had just opened the North Tower,” says Aipa. “I was part of the Associate Development Program. You had to choose a project you were passionate about. For me, that was an energy committee to protect natural resources.”

The efforts Aipa had already established led the way to the resort’s energy saving goals, but there is more to the efforts to get the resort to go green than just numbers. Aipa also promotes company environmental projects like reef and beach cleanups, as well as volunteering at Malama Honokowai.

Westin KOR wants to reduce their energy consumption by 30 percent and water reduction by 20 percent by 2020. Their recent retrofi t project included the installation of two cogeneration units that supply 80 percent of their own power. They also added irrigation controls that cut water use by 14,821 gallons and installed thousands of LED lights throughout the

resort. They even offer an incentive for guests to defer daily housekeeping: a complimentary breakfast buffet. They say that saves the resort about $65,000 a year.

Aipa also gives a presentation every semester to the Island Sustainability class that’s part of University of Hawaii Maui College (UHMC) BAS Sustainable Science Management Program and sits on the advisory committee for their bachelor program.

“We help inform the students mainly on sustainable hospitality and what the resort does,” she says. “I always stress building sustainable in turn-key is really important.”

Aipa says the resort should hit 15 percent of their reduction goals this year. As far as the future goes, she says education will be the key to changing behavior.

The rebates currently offered are on a fi rst-come, fi rst-served basis. Hawaii Energy also consults with companies considering investing in energy saving, offering the best ways to improve effi ciency.

“We have a Transformational Department that does training for the community,” says Malie Alsup, Marketing Manager for Hawaii Energy. “We have held various energy effi ciency workshops on Maui, and generally it’s energy offi cials [who are] attending. The best way to get info on these is to sign up for our energy newsletter on our website.”

For more information, check out ha-waiienergy.com/business for a general overview on what they offer, then call them directly at 808-839-8880 for more specifi cs. ■

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Running On MangoesWhy is the state of Hawaii investing in a biofuel projectit knows so little about?

By Axel Beers

Summer on Maui means man-goes and, inevitably, scraping up those rotting, fallen fruits off the ground. But as you’re doing yard work this season, imagine a technology that

would convert all that plant matter into something other than compost.

In fact, the USDA Pacifi c Basin Agri-cultural Research Center (PBARC), along with Florida-based BioTork Hawaii LLC, did just that. More than $1 million later, they’ve successfully developed “an eco-nomically sustainable zero waste conver-sion project producing biofuel and high protein animal feed from unmarketable papaya,” according to an April 6 news re-lease from the Governor Neil Abercrom-bie’s offi ce. What’s more, the release said that “this technology can be applied to any plant material as a carbon source.”

The promise of non-petroleum, clean-burning fuel is real, and is already pro-

viding great environmental benefi ts. The United States wastes up to 20 million metric tons of produce, states the news release, which could produce as much as 1.7 billion gallons of renewable lipids. The proposed program also plans to use invasive trees such as Albizia, of which the islands’ supply is plentiful.

“This patented evolutionary technol-ogy is unique to the marketplace and places Hawaii in a leading position in the area of biofuel and feed research,” Abercrombie said in the statement. “With this technology, farmers can turn agricultural waste into an additional revenue stream, and local production of biofuel can lower dependence on Ha-waii’s import of fossil fuels.”

At the April 6 open house event, Ab-ercrombie also presented the Hilo based PBARC “zero waste biofuel and high pro-tein feed program” with a $200,000 check

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from the state Department of Agriculture.“The state’s $200,000 investment will

assist PBARC in moving the project to pi-lot scale as a prelude to commercial pro-duction,” said the news statement. “The State of Hawaii’s Agribusiness Develop-ment Corporation (ADC) will become a venture partner to globally export the rapid conversion technology in associa-tion with PBARC and BioTork Hawaii LLC. The state also hopes to develop a long-term revenue generator as a partner exporting this technology. At full scale, more than 1,000 jobs are projected.”

The biological conversion process works using “organically optimized” algae and fungi-developed and patented by BioTork–and a specialized environment that does not require sunlight. As a by-product of this process, “high protein feed” is pro-duced that can be used to feed animals.

“Aside from the benefit of produc-ing biofuel, this technology has the ability to create another revenue stream for papaya and other tropical agricul-ture farmers,” said Abercrombie in the release. “Local high protein feed production–another by-product of this process–can greatly benefit cattle, hog, chicken and aquaculture farms through competitive market pricing.”

Of course, all this wouldn’t sound so ominous or even torn from a dystopian sci-fi story if either the news release or BioTork website had included research, details and data. Alas, science does not appear to be Abercrombie’s forte.

Indeed, the news release from his of-fice included an erroneous tautology. It included the statement “heterotrophic environment, meaning no sunlight is needed…” when, in fact, “hetero-trophic” means to consume organic compounds as opposed to autotrophs like plants that can produce them using

processes like photosynthesis.After asking Abercrombie’s office for

further information on the program and the $200,000 contribution, they sent us a second copy of the press release and a reference to the Agribusiness Develop-ment Corporation (ADC), who sent us a copy of the three-page project request.

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That document included less substan-tive information than would be found in a passable high school biology lab report. When asked for more informa-tion, the ADC referred us to the PBARC, which was able to confirm that, in fact, that three-page document was all they need to formally submit in exchange for the $200,000 grant.

This didn’t surprise Henry Curtis, executive director of Life of the Land. “There are a lot of unanswered questions about it,” he said. “Agricultural opera-tions in this state tend to have a lot less scrutiny, a lot less oversight than other types of projects. The ADC, of course, is made up of the big, most powerful agri-cultural interests in the state. So the ADC does not represent the little company, they represent the big guys. It’s sort of a

quasi-government-private-public part-nership type of thing.”

So what would another private entity have to say about the ADC’s new venture? “The more people we bring into the mix into the process of developing feedstocks and processing oil, the better our state’s going to be,” said Pacifi c Biodiesel found-er Kelly King. “We’re happy to be kept in-formed on all these different projects, and to be able to help wherever we can.”

She continued, “They’ve been very successful in growing these algae from papaya waste; the challenge is get-ting the oil out of it economically. The oil would be processed at Big Island Biodiesel. Their [PBARC and BioTork] challenge is getting the oil out of the algae, and we stand ready to process that algae—it’s when we get it.”

According to King, Pacifi c Biodiesel has been told that the program has developed a feasible way of separating the oil from the algae, but, she says, “we’re still waiting for a sample of the raw algae oil, which, by the way we have not gotten from any of the algae companies in Hawaii. We have a standing offer of $500 for the fi rst gallon of raw algae oil we can get from anyone in the state of Hawaii,” she added, laughing.

What’s more, the proposal also has no plan for how all this oil, produced from GM papayas, will be separated from the algae.

During the event, Abercrombie also declared April 6 to be “Dr. Dennis Gon-salves Day,” to honor Dr. Dennis Gon-salves for “his research efforts at PBARC to improve and develop sustainable ag-riculture crops and programs in Hawaii and around the world.” Gonsalves is

notably known for his efforts at creating the genetically modifi ed rainbow papaya.

GM papayas have drawn considerable criticism since they’re grown outside Hawaii with little analysis of their pos-sible impact. Critics have alleged that the GM crop has contaminated organic seeds and believe that alternative forms of pest management are better.

“To me it seems like the U.S. has been kind of twisting the arm of the Japanese personnel to try to get the papaya ap-proved,” said Hector Valenzuela, a Uni-versity of Hawaii vegetable extension specialist in an April 25, 2010 Honolulu Star Advertiser story

With friends and honorees like that, you can see why we’re suspicious. ■

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10 Things To Do At The Haiku Ho‘olaule‘a & Flower Festival

BY JEN RUSSO

1. BRING YOUR OWN WATER BOTTLE.The event is going green this year. The

Haiku Elementary School’s fi fth graders will man food waste collection bins, so cheer them on as they schlep the food waste at the top of the hour every hour to the Mala O Haiku School garden, where they will bury it with Bokashi.

“I would love to see the students pro-cessing more of the cafeteria food waste at the school and diverting it into the school garden,” says former student Jennifer Tall-man, who is helping organize the effort. “This food waste is a nutrient rich soil amendment if processed correctly. The stu-dents learn the value of turning waste into something wonderful!”

Look for the food vendors that will be serving on banana leaf as a disposable plate replacement (Tallman is making 1,000 leaf plates). These naturally decomposing plates go right in with the food waste. There is also complimentary water for those who bring their own recyclable water bottle (while supplies last.)

2. SUPPORT THE KIDS.This quintessential North Shore event

brings more than 7,000 attendees to con-nect with the Haiku community. But not everyone knows this is a vital fundraiser for the Haiku School PTA. Organizer Mike Gagne was president of the Haiku Commu-nity Association in 1992 when they began planning and threw their fi rst event with plenty of trial and tribulation. Haiku Com-munity Association eventually convinced the PTA to embrace it.

“The fi rst event took place in September with no insurance or proper permits and was very seat of the Haiku pants style but so many people came out to help us that it was heartwarmingly successful,” Gagne says on the event website. “Success meant having $700 after it was all over to give to the PTA which would not have happened without the $1,000 grant that Lucienne DeNaie helped us coax out of the county.”

3. WIN PRIZES.The very fi rst Haiku Ho’olaule’a and

Flower Festival featured a fl ower arrangement contest, borrowed vases and a fl ower sponsor with judging by the Maui Flower Growers Association. This year, the festival is proud to continue their amateur fl oral design com-petition– adult and keiki divisions start at 10am. The Maui Flower Growers Association tent will have a lei making contest that starts at 9am. Paradise Flower Farms is also supply-ing fl ora and fauna for the contests.

The pie contest is taking entries at 9am–just drop by the Bake Sale tent. The one-day-only Instagram contest will be tracking tweeters who use the hashtag #PeaceLove-Haiku and tags @HaikuHoolaulea and @PiiholoZipline. The best photo of the event will be chosen on Sunday.

4. COME HUNGRY.The chow fun is coming from Mama’s

Fish House, the nachos use Tiffany’s salsa and the chicken Caesar is coming from the new Haiku restaurant Nuka. Lifefoods will make the PTA’s vegan burgers and Las Pinatas will make their bean burritos. And that’s just the PTA food stand. There is also a whole restau-rant row with food from the Daily Grindz, Cafe des Amis, Cafe Mambo, Moana Bakery, Flatbread and John Cadman’s Pies. Speaking of sweets, Da Local Banana and Shaka Pops will be slinging frozen treats.

Oh, and the bake sale and sweet shop will have Anthony’s Coffee along with

an array of baked goods and treats from school parents, Four Sisters, Maui Specialty Chocolates and Wow-Wee Candy Bar.

5. SMILE AT THE VOLUNTEERS.It takes a village to put on this event. If

you haven’t volunteered, take a moment to notice all the wonderful people who have.

“What makes the Haiku Ho’olaule’a dif-ferent from other school-related festivals on Maui is the involvement of our community in the process,” said Jennifer Oberg, Haiku School’s Parent-Community Networking Co-ordinator. “Haiku is a small, close-knit town that really cares about its school. Community members who have never even had children at the school come out to support us every year! We are truly grateful for that support, because we are not like a private school with a full-blown development department. We love having our community help us.”

6. LOUNGE AND LISTEN.Feel free to lounge all day in front of the

stage. I know you’re looking forward to seeing Ekolu, Makana, Marty Dread, Eric Gilliom and Amy Hanaiali’i, but Ahumanu, Benny Uetake and the Kalama Ukulele Band are chicken skin. Plus, Donny Dovino and the Maui Ohana Band will also rock the event. The keiki stage will go off with the Konomi dance works, the Chi Ribbon dance and a live dance mob for everyone that sounds like chaotic fun.

7. BRING YOUR OWN BAGS.I hope you have been saving up for the

Ho’olaule’a. The silent auction is huge, with more than 400 do-nated items to bid on. The list of crafters and artists spans so many pages I can’t possibly list them here. Barnes and Noble is coming with their own book fair, with donations going to Haiku keiki. The Haiku Living Leg-acy Project will have a special printing of Louis Baldovi’s Holoholo to Wen I Wuz for sale for 20 bones (its the last printing of this book!) along with their special display about the histo-ry of Haiku. And farm-ers will show off their Haiku bounty in the Farmers Market tent.

8. BRING A TOWEL.Yup, there’s a dunk-

ing booth, bouncy castle water slides for the kids and carnival games. Alexander

& Baldwin is sponsoring the keiki fun zone, with all-day bounce bands sold for $20. There will also be three face paint-ing booths, balloon creations, an obstacle course and pony rides.

9. DON’T SWEAT THE PARKING.Seriously, where do more than 7,000

people park when they roll up to the humble Haiku Community Center and school grounds? Relax! A&B was very generous this year when they offered their adjoining prop-erty for parking. Expect to shell out two bucks to the great folks at the Boys and Girls Club who will sweat their butts off in the parking lot, keeping it smooth and organized. An even greener option is to take the Maui Bus.

10. KEEP IT GOING!Where do you go from here? To Luau

Sunday, of course. Richard Ho’opi’i will be performing at the Haiku Homecoming Luau at the same location, so you can come back for more fun the next day. That starts at 11:30am and and runs till 2:30pm. Tickets are $25 at haikuhoolaulea.org. A Haiku his-torical display, talk story sessions and tradi-tional luau menu await you.

Still feel like giving? This year marks the establishment of the the Haiku Elementary School Foundation and their inaugural fundraiser Star Light Star Bright will take place on May 4, 6-10pm at the Maui Country Club. Imua Haiku School!■

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THIRD FRIDAY – Just in time for spring is the Makawao Third Friday fling. Hey, that rhymes! Anyway, Pink By Nature will host a fashion show on the main stage while Kamehameha High School’s cheer team will get the audience hyped for the weekend. You can roam over to Maui Hands for an evening with bead artist Rona Smith and oil painter Claire Blahnik (5pm-8pm). Or take advantage of all the merchant specials. There will also be ono food from vendors and local restaurants Aloha Juice Hut, Da Local Banana, Da Puerto Rican Food Truck and more. Oh, and Soul Kitchen will jam on the Makai Stage. 6pm. Makawao Town, Mauifridays.com.

HAIKU HOOLAULEA & FLOWER FESTIVAL – Bring your family and friends to the 20th Annual Haiku Ho’olaule’a and Flower Festival. There will be musical performances from Ekolu, Makana, Amy Hanaiali’i Gilliom and more. Children can enjoy the keiki zone, nibble on PTA baked goods and roam the silent auction. View the floral de-sign entrees, make a lei, or stroll the historical booths, where you can learn more about the Haiku community. Proceeds will help the Hai-ku Community Association, Haiku Elementary School and Boys & Girls Club Haiku. Free (parking $2). 9am-4:30pm. Haiku community Center (Hana Highway at Pilialoha St., Haiku); Haikuhoolaulea.org. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

ART OF TRASH – In conjunction with island-wide Earth Day festivities, The Art of Trash Exhibit returns for three weeks to Maui Mall. Kicking off the showcase, Whole Foods will host an opening reception featuring the annual Trashion Fashion show and live music by the Junkyard Band. The exhibit challenges artists to reuse items that would otherwise end up in the landfill. Opening night will also feature artwork made of debris by Pomaika‘i Elementary’s educational beach clean-up. Sponsors SharingAloha, Com-munity Work Day, and the County of Maui invite you to reuse, recycle and even wear your latest in trash fashion. 6pm. Maui Mall (70 E. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului); Facebook.com/artoftrash. Photo: Tim Gunter

CANNERY MALL GOES GREEN – The Lahaina Cannery Mall is inviting you to go green. As a prelude to Earth Day, the afternoon will host informational booths and displays that encourage reduction, reuse and recycling. Learn about green initiatives, Hawaiian plants and organic vegetable starter plants. Community recycling stations will be in the parking lot as Hammerhead Metals Recycling and Community Work Day Program collect scrap metal, green waste, household goods, cardboard, batteries, paint, books and more. (NOTE: The stations NOT accept hazardous fluids, car oil or tires.) A non-perishable can food drive will also take place. 10am-3pm. Lahaina Cannery Mall (1221 Honoapi’ilani Hwy, Lahaina) 808-877-2524, Cwdhawaii.org. Photo: Sean M. Hower

BANYAN TREE BIRTHDAY – The Lahaina Banyan Tree is turning 140 and the Lahaina Action Committee wants you to help celebrate during two days of merriment. Originally planted in 1873, the tree traveled from India at a mere eight feet tall. Today, the landmark is 12 trunks wide and spreads across nearly an acre. Saturday, guests can enjoy music from Uncle Louie and Upcountry Celtic. For the keiki there will be a magic show, birthday cake and a birthday card contest. Enjoy a selection of art, jewelry and crafts during the day as well. Benny Uyetake & the Kalama Kids and the Haiku Hillbillies will continue the celebration on Sunday for another afternoon of crafters and live music under the historic tree. Free. 9am-5pm daily. Banyan Tree Park (Front Street, Lahaina); Visitlahaina.com. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

LEILANI FARM SANCTUARY YARD SALE – Add the Leilani Farm Sanc-tuary yard sale to your list of stops this Saturday. Home to a slew of animals, the farm covers more than eight acres and serves as a refuge for abandoned and abused animals. Stop by the first annual charity yard sale at the address below (not the Leilani Farm Sanctuary location). All proceeds benefit LFS and its res-cue and outreach programs. Encouraging positive interaction between human and animals, the nonprofit organization hosts at-risk youth, elderly and special-needs children to teach relationship-building between humans and animals. 8am-4pm. Private Residence (3052 Kekaulike Ave, Kula); 808-298-8544, Leilanifarmsanctuary.org. Photo courtesy Leilani Farm Sanctuary

SOJA – Finding a common ground in hip-hop, rock, Reggae and folk, the members of Soldiers of Jah Army (SOJA) are four albums deep and have toured in 15 countries. Spreading the message of love and unity, SOJA’s latest album Strength to Survive echoes the philosophy of Bob Marley. Originating in Virginia, SOJA has adjusted to life on the road by shining light on global disparities. Opening the show will be hip-hop band Atmosphere. Hailing from Minnesota, the alternative rap band has been making music since the late 1990s. $39.50 general admission/ $80 VIP ($5 increase on show day). 6pm. Maui Arts and Cultural Center, Pavilion/Amphitheater (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469, Mauiarts.org. Photo courtesy MACC

KAHULUI HARBOR CLEANUP – Need another opportunity to participate in Earth Day? Surfrider Foundation, +H20 and Community Work Day Project are doing a big cleanup of Kahului Harbor. These efforts are crucial at keeping the North shore viable for future generations. In return for your hard work, volunteers can enjoy raffles and a free lunch from Flatbread Pizza. Volunteers should bring a water bottle (water provided), bucket, reusable bag and gloves. Be sure to look for the +H20 and Sur-frider Foundation banners at the harbor. 9am-12pm. Kahului Harbor (Hana Hwy past FHB), Positiveh2o.com, Surfrider.org. Photo: Jimmie Hepp

OCEAN VODKA COMMUNITY WORK DAY – Ocean Vodka Organic Farm and Distillery wants you to com-memorate Earth Day with a roadside cleanup. The cleanup will begin at the Ocean Vodka farm and continue along Omaopio Road. A complimentary BBQ lunch will be provid-ed to volunteers after the cleanup. Gloves, bags and water will be provided, so be sure to grab a friend and lend a hand in keeping our island clean. 7:30am. Ocean Vodka Farm and Distillery (4051 Omaopio Rd, Lower Kula); 808-877-0009 Oceanvodka.com. Photo: Sean M. Hower

RECORD STORE DAY – Here’s your chance to celebrate independent record stores around the world: attend Record Store Day at Request Music. Wailuku’s only record store wants you to snoop their expansive collection. You can also catch live performances by Flashdrive, MauiTime Best Of Maui DJ Blast and Jay P, among others. Don’t miss out on the load of giveaway and in store specials. Whether you’re into roots, Reggae or rock, take advantage of Request’s stock. 10am-6pm. Request Music (10 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-244-9315, Requestshawaii.com. Photo: Dubdem Sound System/Wikimedia Commons

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SATURDAY, APRIL 20DIVERSITE – University of Hawaii Maui’s Fashion Tech Program is pre-senting Diversite (pronounced Diver-Sa-tay.) It showcases the work of 15 stu-dents, all varying in levels and experience, who are part of the six-decade old pro-gram. Pupu will be served prior to show, which will be divided into four segments. Proceeds will go toward show costs and current students. Tickets must be pur-chased prior to event (Tuesday-Friday between 1:30pm and 4pm) at the Fashion Tech Classroom (Ho’okipa Building). Doors open at 5pm/ Show 7pm. $20. Uni-versity of Hawaii Maui Campus, Pa’ina Building (310 W. Ka’ahumanu Ave., Kahului), maui.hawaii.edu. Photo: Brandery/Wikimedia Commons.

THE LORAX – The MACC is presenting another Starry Night Cin-ema, this time featuring Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax. In honor of Earth Day, guests can enjoy pre-show dining, themed activities and live

music by Dave Elberg. The 3D animation takes the audience on the adventure of Ted (Zac Efron) to meet the Once-ler (Ed Helms),

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It’s the year 2077 and Earth is just barely surviving. In the aftermath of wars, viruses and the destruction of the moon, the planet still stands

but most of its most famous monuments are rubble. Keeping an eye on the planet’s survivors and blasting away the “scavs” who defi antly attack is Jack Harper (played by Tom Cruise), who describes himself as “Earth’s janitor.” He lives in a literal high rise apartment, does day-to-day battle with the few left on the planet who oppose his mission and, layer by layer, discovers that, as the cliche goes, things aren’t what they seem to be.

I normally don’t take notes during a movie but I made an exception for Oblivion–at the mid-point, I began list-ing all the other fi lms this one steals from. A nicer way of putting it would be saying Oblivion pays homage to many other movies, many of them good, but the fi lm’s biggest fl aw is still its total

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Some won’t be distracted by how the story is made up from spare parts and, given the fact that is actually entertain-ing, many likely won’t care. This is the second fi lm directed by Joseph Kosinski, a designer-turned-fi lmmaker whose de-but was the underrated TRON Legacy. Kosinski demonstrates remarkable crafts-manship, creating gorgeous, precise and utterly cool visuals. The imagery and orchestral/electronica music score by M83 are so powerful, they overwhelm the movie’s all-too familiar story.

At fi rst, Cruise seems too self-aware (regarding his status as a massively popu-lar actor and as an exceptionally good-looking man for 50) for the lead, but he grows into the part. This is more of a movie star role than one of his truly great performances, but he typically and ad-mirably gives it everything he’s got. Even better is Andrea Riseborough, a gorgeous,

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Olga Kurylenko, in the pivotal turn as a mysterious survivor, has less to do but does it well enough (she’s far better opposite Ben Affl eck in the cur-rent To The Won-der). Morgan Freeman’s role as Harper’s antagonist is tiny, though he gives it his usual panache and it’s amusing to see him play what’s an especially odd role for him.

The credits only listed seven main ac-tors and characters. Despite this, the fi lm still manages to misuse Zoe Bell, the stuntwoman extraordinaire from Death Proof, in a dialog-free role where she stands around and watches the other ac-tors talk. It’s kind of like hiring Jackie Chan to play a mute accountant.

As with many sci-fi fi lms, there’s more fi ction than science at hand. The stun-

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29APRIL 18, 2013

KA’AHUMANU 6Queen Ka’ahumanu Shopping Center, Kahului, 1-800-326-3264 (Matinees: Every day until 4pm)

Cheech & Chong’s Animated Movie-R-THU 8:00.

Evil Dead-R-THU 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:10. FRI-SAT 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:20, 9:30. SUN-WED 10:30, 12:40, 2:50, 5:00, 7:20.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation-PG13-THU 10:50, 11:45, 1:15, 2:10, 2:25, 3:40, 4:35, 5:20, 6:05, 7:00, 8:30. FRI-SAT 2:10, 4:35, 7:45, 10:15. SUN-WED 2:10, 4:35, 7:45.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation 3D-PG13-THU 12:30, 7:45. FRI-SAT 11:45, 7:00, 9:25. SUN-WED 11:45, 7:00.

It Takes a Man and a Woman-Unrated-THU 10:45, 1:30, 4:15, 7:00. FRI-SAT 11:15, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30, 10:15. SUN-WED 11:15,

2:00, 4:45, 7:30.

Oblivion-PG13-FRI-SAT 10:45, 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00, 9:45, 10:45. SUN-MON 10:45, 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00. TUE 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00. WED 10:45, 11:45, 1:30, 2:30, 4:15, 5:15, 7:00, 8:00.

Oz the Great and Powerful-PG-THU 11:00, 2:00, 4:45, 7:30. FRI-WED 11:00, 1:50, 4:45.

MAUI MALL MEGAPLEXMaui Mall, Kahului, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: M-Th until 6pm, F-Su until 3:30pm)

42: A True American Legend-PG13-THU (2:30, 5:30), 6:45. FRI (11:30, 12:00, 2:30, 5:30), 6:45, 8:30. SAT-SUN (11:30, 12:00, 2:30), 5:30, 6:45, 8:30. MON-WED (2:30, 5:30), 6:45, 8:30.

Admission-PG13-THU (1:40, 4:05), 6:30. FRI (3:00), 9:40. SAT-SUN (3:00), 9:40. MON-WED (3:00), 9:40.

Jurassic Park 3D-PG13-THU (2:25, 5:20). FRI (11:35, 2:25, 5:20), 8:15. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:25), 5:20, 8:15. MON-WED (2:25, 5:20), 8:15.

Life of Pi 3D-PG-THU (2:35). FRI-SUN (11:30, 2:15). MON-WED (2:15).

Olympus Has Fallen-R-THU (1:30, 4:20), 7:15. FRI (1:30, 4:20), 7:15, 9:55. SAT-SUN (1:30), 4:20, 7:15, 9:55. MON-WED (1:30, 4:20), 7:15, 9:55.

Scary Movie 5-PG13-THU (2:40, 4:50, 5:25), 7:00, 7:45. FRI (12:30, 2:40, 5:05, 5:25), 7:20, 7:45, 9:30, 10:00. SAT-SUN (12:30, 2:40), 5:05, 5:25, 7:20, 7:45, 9:30, 10:00. MON-WED (2:40, 5:05, 5:25), 7:20, 7:45, 9:30, 10:00.

Side Effects-R-FRI (11:35, 2:00, 4:35), 7:10, 9:35. SAT-SUN (11:35, 2:00), 4:35, 7:10, 9:35.

MON-WED (2:00, 4:35), 7:10, 9:35.

Spring Breakers-R-THU (3:00).

The Call-R-THU (2:10, 4:25), 6:50. FRI (11:50, 2:10, 4:25), 6:50, 9:05. SAT-SUN (11:50, 2:10), 4:25, 6:50, 9:05. MON-WED (2:10, 4:25), 6:50, 9:05.

The Croods-PG-THU (2:35, 5:00), 7:25. FRI (12:10, 2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:10, 2:35), 5:00, 7:25, 9:50. MON-WED (2:35, 5:00), 7:25, 9:50.

The Croods 3D-PG-THU (2:05, 4:30), 6:55. FRI (11:40, 2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20. SAT-SUN (11:40, 2:05), 4:30, 6:55, 9:20. MON-WED (2:05, 4:30), 6:55, 9:20.

The Host-PG13-THU (3:15), 6:15. FRI (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:15. SAT-SUN (12:15, 3:15), 6:15, 9:15. MON-WED (3:15), 6:15, 9:15.

Tyler Perry’s Temptation-PG13-THU (1:35, 4:10), 7:05. FRI (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:45. SAT-SUN (1:35), 4:10, 7:05, 9:45. MON-WED (1:35, 4:10), 7:05, 9:45.

WHARF CINEMA CENTER658 Front St., Lahaina, 808-249-2222 (Matinees: Tue all shows, until 6pm every other day)

42: A True American Legend-PG13-THU (12:45) 3:45, 6:50. FRI (12:45, 3:45), 6:50, 9:50. SAT-SUN (12:45), 3:45, 6:50, 9:50. MON-WED (12:45, 3:45), 6:50, 9:50.

Evil Dead-R-THU (2:00), 4:30, 7:05.

G.I. Joe: Retaliation-PG13-THU (1:45), 4:15, 7:00. FRI (1:45, 4:15), 7:05, 9:30. SAT-SUN (1:45), 4:15, 7:05, 9:30. MON-WED (1:45, 4:15), 7:05, 9:30.

Oblivion-PG13-FRI (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00. SAT-SUN (1:00), 4:00, 7:00, 10:00. MON-WED (1:00, 4:00), 7:00, 10:00.

NEW THIS WEEK

CHEECH & CHONG’S ANIMATED MOVIE - R - Animation/Comedy - This movie is ex-actly what you think it is: a cartoon version of Cheech & Chong, probably because they’re too old now to play themselves in a live-ac-tion picture. 120 min.

OBLIVION - PG-13 - Action/Sci-Fi - Tom Cruise plays a lonely vet on an empty Earth who starts to question his job ex-tracting planetary resources. Sounds like a big budget remake of WALL-E. See this week’s film critique. 126 min.

SIDE EFFECTS - R - Crime/Drama - Rooney Mara stars in this creepy Steven Soderbergh film about a suffering woman trying to have a baby. 115 min.

NOW PLAYING

42: A TRUE AMERICAN LEGEND - PG13 - Drama/Sports - Brian Helgeland directs this first major biopic of Jackie Robinson, who broke Major League Baseball’s loath-some “color barrier” in 1947. Stars Chadwick Boseman and Harrison Ford. 128 min.

ADMISSION - PG13 - Comedy - Tina Fey

and Paul Rudd star in this look at a Princ-eton admissions counselor who finds herself connected to a prospective new student. 117 min.

THE CALL - R - Thriller - A 911 operator faces a killer from her past to save some girl who got abducted. 95 min.

THE CROODS - PG - Animation - A prehis-toric family goes on a road trip. 98 min.

EVIL DEAD - R - Horror - This remake of the 1981 Sam Raimi flick involves a remote cab-in, five friends and some demon who lives in the woods. 91 min.

GI JOE: RETALIATION - PG-13 - Action - Bruce Willis, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and elite military unit (based on old action figures) fights bad guys. 110 min.

THE HOST - PG13 - Action/Romance - Some teen chick tries to save her friends (and the world, I guess) from an invisible force that erases peoples’ memories. 125 min.

IT TAKES A MAN AND A WOMAN - NR - Romance/Comedy - This Filipino film, the third installment in the A Very Special Love series, tells the story of Laida (Sarah Geronimo) and Miggy (John Lloyd Cruz) fol-lowing their breakup. 120 min.

JURASSIC PARK 3D - PG13 - Action/Sci-Fi - The 1993 Steven Spielberg dino-

saurs-are-chasing-us picture is back and in 3D. Stars Sam Neill, Laura Dern and Jeff Goldblum. 127 min.

LIFE OF PI - PG - Adventure - A young man sur-vives a shipwreck only to find himself trapped in a lifeboat with a Bengal tiger. 127 min.

OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN - R - Action - A cashiered Secret Service agent helps save the president after terrorists hit the White House. 120 min.

OZ THE GREAT AND POWERFUL - PG - Fan-tasy - A small-time magician finds himself in Oz. Stars James Franco and Rachel Weisz. 130 min.

SCARY MOVIE 5 - PG13 - Comedy - A couple with a newborn son realize a demon is stalking them. Starring Ashley Tisdale and Charlie Sheen, as himself. 85 min.

TYLER PERRY’S TEMPTATION - PG13 - Drama - A hot billionaire tempts an ambitious wife. Hilarity ensues. 111 min.

LAST CHANCE

SPRING BREAKERS - R - Crime/Com-edy - Harmony Korine’s newest movie is about bikini-clad hotties on Spring Break who find themselves doing the bidding of a drug dealer. 94 min.

Showtimes WHERE AND WHEN TO WATCH WHAT

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

Film

Side Effects opens this week

30 APRIL 18, 2013

BIG SHOWSHAWAIIAN STEEL GUITAR FESTIVAL - Fri, Apr 19 thru Sun, Apr 21. See This Week’s Picks. Free. Ka’anapali Beach Hotel, (2525 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-661-0011; mauisteelguitarfestival.com

SOJA WITH SPECIAL GUEST, ATMOSPHERE - Fri, Apr 19. See This Week’s Picks. $39.50/gen-eral, $80/VIP ($5 increase on show day). 6pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

SUPPER CLUB WITH JOHN CRUZ - Fri, Apr 19. A 4-course dinner and show featuring Gram-my award-winning singer/songwriter, John Cruz. $60 dinner & show at 6pm, and $30 show only at 7:30pm. Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

DALA - Fri, Apr 19. See This Week’s Picks. $25. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

KIT KAT CLUB CABARET - Fri, Apr 19 and Fri, Apr 26. Maui’s own Kit Kat Club brings their Co-conut Island cabaret to Fleetwood’s on Front St. $20 for VIP, up-close and personal, theater-style seating, and free for deck view. 9pm Fleetwood’s on Front St., (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425; fleetwoodsonfrontst.com

LUMINARIES - Fri, Apr 19. Tasty Pie and Om Concerts presents Luminaries (conscious hip hop & positive vibrations) with special guests Freeradi-cals Projekt DJ Sweet Beets. $10 tickets at door (arrive early). 9:30pm Casanova, (1188 Makawao Ave.); 808-572-0220; casanovamaui.com

LUMINARIES - Sat, Apr 20. Conscious hip hop & positive vibrations. $10 tickets at door (arrive early). 10pm Three’s Bar & Grill, (1945 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-879-3133; threesbarandgrill.com

420 POWER-UP COMEDY SHOW - Sat, Apr 20. Voted High Times #1 Pot Comics, Comedy Central’s Greg Wilson takes the stage for a night of laughter with Maui comedians, Sunny Dennis, Chino LaForge, Doc Titanium and Jason Strahn. $15 cover. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; powerupcomedy.com

420 FEST 2013 - Sat, Apr 20. Q103, 94X and All Access Entertainment presents 420 Fest featuring Marty Dread with special guests Teomon, Bengali, Stone & Rootz N Creation. $15 limited presale, $20 at door. Tickets available at Charley’s, Maui Mana, To-bacco King and Requests Music. 9pm Char-ley’s Restaurant & Saloon, (142 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8085; charleysmaui.com

STAGEMAPA PRESENTS “FRESHER AHI” - Fri, Apr 19 through Sun, Apr 28. The sequel to last year’s hit production of the local comedy Lesser Ahi, features the return of Andrew, An-den, Tutu, Jesse and the whole whacky Ahi ‘ohana. Written by and starring Derek Nakaga-wa and Francis Tau’a. Fri & Sat: 7:30pm and Sun: 2pm. Steppingstone Playhouse, (Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, 275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-244-8760; mauiacademy.org

FOODIEVINEYARD FOOD CO. BENEFIT DINNERS - Fri, Apr 19 and Sat, Apr 20. The Vineyard Food Co. continues its dinner series with a delicious-sounding menu that benefits Ka Lima O Maui. Dinner includes an appetizer (choose caramelized maple bacon with mustard dip or

poutine with mozzarella), salad (choose spin-ach & strawberry salad with candied pecans, red onions, and goat cheese or mixed greens with pickled beets and chopped egg, cabbage soup, entree (choose tourtiere with red onion & apple compote or miso-maple glazed salm-on), and dessert. BYOB. Seatings 5:30pm & 7:15pm. $37. (1951 E. Vineyard St., Wailuku); 808-243-3663; chefg@maui.net

TICKETS ON SALESUPPER CLUB WITH ANUHEA - Thu, Apr 25. Enjoy Hawaii’s hottest female artist up close and personal in this intimate acoustic setting. Dinner & show $60 at 6pm or show only at 7:30pm $30 Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

JOSHUA NELSON & THE KOSHER GOS-PEL SINGERS - Fri, Apr 26. Raised in a black Jewish community, singer/songwriter Joshua Nelson blends Hebrew texts with soulful Af-rican-American gospel music. $17, $12/stu-dents & seniors with valid ID. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahu-lui); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

THE BROTHERS CAZIMERO LEI DAY CON-CERT 2013 - Sat, Apr 27. Enjoy contemporary Hawaiian music and hula from the Brothers Ca-zimero. $12, $28, $37. 7:30pm Maui Arts & Cul-tural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

SING THE BODY AND MOTH XP - Sat, Apr 27. TBA. 10pm Stella Blues Cafe, (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779; stellablues.com

AN EVENING IN EMERALD CITY - Sun, Apr 28. Women Helping Women’s 16th Annual Fund-raiser takes a new path this year with An Evening in the Emerald City, featuring Glinda’s Silent Auc-tion and Live Auction, delectable food catered by Chef Bev Gannon and fun entertainment. $120/Poppy Field, $150/Emerald City (and $90 for standing room). 5:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

RAPPER/MUSICIAN NAS - Thu, May 2. BAMP Project presents seven time platinum selling rapper/musician Nas live on Maui. Nas last performed in Ha-waii with Damian Marley for the Distant Relatives tour back in 2010. $45 (In advance plus applicable fees) - $5 increase day of show. 6pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Ka-hului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

GLENN FREY - THE AFTER HOURS TOUR - Sat, May 4. Legendary Eagles singer-songwriter and co-founder, Glenn Frey, will perform one night only on Maui backed by his full band. Enjoy an un-forgettable evening under the stars, featuring songs that span Frey’s entire career. $55, $79, $89 and a limited number of $129 premium seats. 7-10pm Maui Arts & Cultural Center, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-SHOW (7469); mauiarts.org

ANNOUNCEMENTSTHEATRE THEATRE MAUI’S 2013 SUMMER PROGRAM - Enrollment is now open for TTM’s 21st annual summer youth program that features the Disney musical, The Little Mermaid, Jr., lead by returning Program Director, Kristi Scott. The musical is scheduled to run from June 10-July 21 to students entering the 4th grade in 2013/2014 school year up to 12th grade and the age of 18. $390 per student (early bird discount rate of $375 per student if paid by cash or check by May 20). A limited amount of financial aid may be available for eligible families. Theatre Theatre Maui, (505 Front

St., Lahaina); 808-661-1168; facebook.com/pag-es/Theatre-Theatre-Maui; ttmwestmaui@aol.com

EVENTSTHURSDAY, APR 18PICNIC FOR POKI - Roselani Place and Ola Na Mele Productions invite you to a live Hawaiian music concert featuring Pamela Polland, leader of the renowned traditional Hawaiian music group Keaolani. She will be joined by hula dancers from Wehiwehi O Leilehua of Kula. Free. Ka’ahumanu Hawaiian Congregational Church, (103 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-871-7720; roselaniplace.com; diane@roselaniplace.com

HAIKU IN ENGLISH POETRY CLASS - 4:30pm Maui Friends of the Library book-store, Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-463-5145; rinko.jeffers37@gmail.com

FOLK ARTS OF CHINA - Barbara Chung Ho will present an interactive and customized workshop on the folk arts of Chinese knotting and papercut-ting. The workshop is limited to 20 participants, ages 5 and older. Free. Registration is required; please call the Library to register. 6pm Wailuku Public Library, (251 S. High St., Wailuku); 808-243-5766; librarieshawaii.org

FRIDAY, APR 19“HALEAKALA: A HISTORY OF THE MAUI MOUNTAIN” PRESENTATION - Maui author Jill Engledow will present slide shows of vintage pho-tos from her “Haleakala” book that tells the story of the mountain that makes up East Maui, the “cra-ter” at its peak and the national park that protects its pristine lands and endangered species. Free. 2pm Hana Public & School Library, (4111 Hana Hwy.); 808-248-4848; librarieshawaii.org/loca-tions/maui/hana.htm

ART OF TRASH - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Maui Mall, (70 E. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-871-1307; facebook.com/artoftrash

MAKAWAO THIRD FRIDAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 6pm Makawao Town, (Makawao and Baldwin Avenues); mauifridays.com

PI‘IHOLO RANCH EVENT AT THIRD FRIDAY - Join the gang at Pi‘iholo Ranch Logo Store for a special town party event featuring live music from the Haiku Hillbillies, free apple and blueberry cobbler, and a free drawing for 2 on their 9-Line Zipline. 6-9pm Pi‘iholo Ranch Logo Store, (1156 Makawao Ave.); 808-357-5544; piiholo.com

ALOHA FRIDAY MUSICAL JAM - In partner-ship with Hawai’i on TV, each Friday a different musical style is featured by local artists. Free. 11:30am-1:30pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Kaa-humanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; whole-foodsmarket.com/maui

WI-FI FRIDAYS AT QKC - Live classical guitar performances in the food court every Friday in April to celebrate the launch of free Wi-Fi access at Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center. Free. 12-1pm Queen Kaahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; goo.gl/NLb03ter.com

SATURDAY, APR 20‘IT’S ALWAYS OKAY TO BE ME’ BOOK SIGNING - Transgender author Danielle Ber-gan will be available to meet and sign her mem-oir, It’s Always Okay To Be Me: A Journey To Recovering Lost Hope. Free. 2-4pm Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-268-7470; facebook.com/events/207966742661106

BY JENNA SCHAMBER

Calendar

Da Kine CalendarTHURSDAY4/18

FRIDAY4/19

THURSDAY NIGHT BLUESW/ MARK JOHNSTONE & LENNY CASTELLANOS

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&& & LELEENNNNNNNNYY Y CAAASTSTSTELELELLALALANONN6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

MONDAY4/22

CHARLEY’S LIVE BANDOPEN MIC & JAM7PM-10PM • no COVERTACO TUESDAY W/

ERIC DOTTERER & FRIENDS

TUESDAY4/23

SPECIALS ON TACOS & MEXICAN BEER6:30PM-8:3OPM • NO COVER

WEDNESDAY4/24

EVAN DOVE & FRIENDS

6:30PM-8:30PM • NO COVER

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TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: WWW.CHARLEYSMAUI.COM

SUNDAY4/21

CHARLELEY’SY’S LILIVEVE BAND

BREAKFAST SERVED AT 7AMDON’T MISS OUR BLOODY

MARY BAR!

SATURDAY4/20

Q103, 94X & ALL ACCESS ENT. PRESENTS

420 FEST 2013FEATURING MARTY DREAD

W/ SPECIAL GUESTS TEOMON, BENGALI, STONE & ROOTS N CREATION

SUSUSUSUSUSUSUUSUSUSUS NDNDNDNNNDNDDNNN AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYAYAAA BREAKFAST SERVED AT 7AM

STOST NE NE & R& ROOTOOTS NS N CR CREATTIONION9:00PM • $15 LIMITED PRESALE • $20 DOORTICKETS AVAILABLE AT: CHARLEY’S PAIA, MAUI MANA,

TOBACCO KING, REQUESTS MUSIC

SAT4.20

OPEN 11AM - 1:30AM1279 S. KIHEI RD. • 874.9299

MAUI’S COLDEST BEER • FOOD TIL MIDNIGHT

HAPPY HOUR EVERYDAY 3PM-7PM$2 BUD LIGHT • $3 WELLS • $5 JAGER

SUN4.21

THURS4.18

MON4.22

$1 TACO SPECIAL EVERYDAY 3-5PM • 10-11PM

FRIDAY4.19

RAMPAGE

POOL TOURNAMENT@6PM

TUES4.23

GINA MARTINELLI @6PM

JUKEBOX PARTYWED4.24

GOMEGALIVE MUSIC @10PM

LIVE MUSIC @10PM

NEXT LEVELENTERTAINMENT@9PM

ANNIE & THE ORFINZ@6PM

DJ EMIT@9PM

31APRIL 18, 2013

LEILANI FARM SANCTUARY YARD SALE - See This Week’s Picks. 8am-4pm Private Resi-dence, (3052 Kekaulike Ave., Kula); 808-298-8544, leilanifarmsanctuary.org

NATIONAL PARK WEEK - You can enter the park free of charge Monday through Friday during Nation-al Park Week that runs April 20-28. Numerous free programs will be offered in the Summit District and in the Kipahulu District. See website for schedule of events. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala National Park, Kula); 808-572-4400; nps.org/hale

OCEAN VODKA COMMUNITY WORK DAY - See This Week’s Picks. 7:30am Ocean Vodka Farm and Distillery, (4051 Omaopio Rd., Lower Kula); 808-877-0009; oceanvodka.com

KAMEHAMEHA SCHOOLS MAUI’S HO’OLAULE’A 2013 - A day of live entertainment, games, food, silent auction, country store, alumni rummage sale and much more. Be sure to check out their newest additions: The Teen Zone, The Sweet Shoppe, specialty drinks and a live auction. Free (scripts for purchase). 8am-3pm Kamehameha High School Maui, (275 Aapueo Pkwy., Makawao); 808-281-7531; oahu.ksbe.edu/high/home

21ST EAST MAUI TARO FESTIVAL - A cultural event focusing on Taro with 20 food booths, Ag tent with a farmers’ market (lots of taro, kulolo & poi), 40 arts & crafts, info and demo tents with poi-pounding, lauhala weaving, Hawaiian musical instruments & toys, and music & hula. Free. 9am-5pm Hana Ballpark, (Hao’oli Rd. & Uakea St.); 808-264-1553; tarofestival.org

HAIKU HO‘OLAULEA & FLOWER FESTIVAL - See This Week’s Picks. Free (parking $2). 9am-4:30pm Haiku Community Center, (Hana High-way at Pilialoha St.); haikuhoolaulea.org

KAHULUI HARBOR CLEANUP - See This Week’s Picks. 9am-12pm Kahului Harbor, (Hana Hwy past FHB); surfrider.org

CANNERY MALL GOES GREEN - See This Week’s Picks. 10am-3pm Lahaina Cannery Mall, (1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-877-2524; cwdhawaii.org

PET ADOPTIONS WITH HARF - Join the Ha-waii Animal Rescue Foundation (HARF) for a very special opportunity to rescue your next best friend! Every Saturday, HARF will bring animals in need of a good home. For more info, see websites or call. 10am-4pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-446-4126; and 10am-4pm Petco, (270 Dairy Road, #144, Kahului); 808-876-0022; hawaiiananimalrescue.org

RECORD STORE DAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 10am-6pm Requests Music, (10 N. Market St., Wailuku); 808-244-9315; requestshawaii.com

THE MAYOR’S CHALLENGE - A healthy adven-ture challenge that tests participants’ teamwork, mental and strategic skills. Free. 10am Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Kaahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; goo.gl/NLb03ter.com

LOCAL FISHERMAN MEET & GREET - Meet one of Whole Foods Market’s fishermen they work closely with to supply their store with sustainably sourced seafood. Free. 11am Whole Foods Mar-ket, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave. #B, Kahului); (808) 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

“SHARING LIFE STORIES OF ALZHEIMER’S AND DEMENTIA” - Learn About Alzheimer’s and Dementia at this free program for adults present-ed by Michael O’Brien, author of Having Fun with Alzheimer’s. Free. 1:30pm Lahaina Library, (680 Wharf St., Lahaina); (808) 662-3950

DIVERSITE - See This Week’s Picks. $20. Tick-ets must be purchased prior to event (Thursday-Friday between 1:30pm and 4pm) at the Fashion Tech Classroom (Ho’okipa Building). 5pm doors, 7pm show. University of Hawaii Maui College, Pa’ina Building, (310 Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-984-3500; maui.hawaii.edu

HAWAIIAN MOONLIGHT BENEFIT CONCERT - The Maui Historical Society and friends host their monthly fundraiser concert series featuring George Kahumoku Jr. and friends. $25 for general admission and $20 for Maui Historical Society members, which includes admission to the Bailey House Museum be-fore and during the concert. Children under 12 are admitted free with a paid adult. 6pm Bailey House

Museum, (2375-A Main St., Wailuku); 808-244-3326; mauimuseum.org; info@mauimuseum.org

HALEAKALA SERVICE TRIP - Volunteer with the Friends of Haleakala National Park in Haleak-ala Crater and stay free at Holua Cabin Saturday and Sunday nights. Help their national park care for native vegetation, and also hike, take pictures or just relax in the wilderness. For registration and more information, see the service trip page of the website below. Free. Haleakala National Park, (Haleakala National Park, Kula); fhnp.org

BANYAN TREE BIRTHDAY - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 9am-5pm Banyan Tree Park, (649 Wharf St., Lahaina); 888-310-1117; visitlahaina.com

READ TO A DOG – PAWS for Reading and Ha-waii Canines for Independence will be visiting the Kihei Public Library. They provide specially-trained dogs to those with physical disabilities. Keiki will be given the opportunity to read to a dog for 15 minutes. Keiki and their parents are encouraged to be on time for reading slots. For special accommo-dation, sign language interpreters and to reserve a spot, please contact the library ahead of time. Free. 3-4:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

SUNDAY, APR 21FREE THREE MILE STAND UP PADDLE DOWNWIND PRACTICE PADDLE - A free practice paddle in preparation for the 5th An-nual Olukai Ho’olaule’a Fun Paddle from Maliko to Kanaha Beach Park. All levels of paddlers are welcome and no registration is required. Recom-mended board length is 10 ft or longer. You are responsible for board and transportation to and back to your car from initial starting point, the Paia Youth Cultural Center. Please do not contact PYCC. See website for details. 8:15am-11:30am Paia Youth and Cultural Center, (Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-283-2121 or 808-214-4349; standup-paddlingfitness.com; suzie@suzietrainsmaui.com

MAUI BEEKEEPER MEET & GREET - Dis-cover the secret life of bees, from Maui Bee-keeper, Sam. Plus try free sample of his delicious honey. Free. 11am Whole Foods Market, (70

Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); (808) 872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

STARRY NIGHT CINEMA: THE LORAX - See This Week’s Picks. Free. 5:30pm A&B Amphitheater / Yokouchi Pavilion, MACC, (One Cameron Way, Kahului); 808-242-7469 (SHOW); mauiarts.org

MONDAY, APR 22HULA PERFORMANCE - Original hipster style performance. Free. 10:30am Queen Ka‘ahumanu Center, (275 W. Ka‘ahumanu Ave., Kahului); 808-877-3369; queenkaahumanucenter.com

TUESDAY, APR 23MAUI WEIGHT LOSS ALLIANCE - Join Whole Foods for a very special class where participants will learn tools, techniques and strategies that are specific to, and effective for, permanent healthy weight. To sign up, visit their Customer Service or call. Free. 6pm Whole Foods Market, (70 Ka‘ahumanu Ave #B, Kahului); 808-872-3310; wholefoodsmarket.com/maui

THE PARK IN OUR BACKYARD - Local au-thor Jill Engledow will present “The Park in Our Backyard”, a short history of Haleakala National Park, the people and events that led to its estab-lishment, and its growth and impact on the island today. The presentation will include slideshows of vintage photos from Engledow’s book Hale-akala: a History of the Maui Mountain. Free. 6:30-7:30pm Kihei Public Library, (35 Waimahaihai St., Kihei); 808-875-6833; librarieshawaii.org

THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT OPENING CER-EMONY - A public event and fundraiser for Be the Effect Foundation, Maui Food Bank, and other local charities. They will have a Silent Auction with items from local surf shops and sponsors with proceeds going towards the event and other community programs. Flatbread will also donate a portion of the proceeds from that night. Every-one is invited to bring a non-perishable food item to donate to Maui Food Bank. 5-8pm Flatbread Company, (89 Hana Hwy., Paia); 808-579-8989; flatbreadcompany.com

ALE HOUSE355 E. Kamehameha, Kahului - 877-9001

Envy Nightclub9pm; $10 cover

DJ Jamn J10pm; no cover

WED - Karaoke w/ Sista Deva, 8pm-12:30am (all sets no cover)

AMBROSIA1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-1011

DJ Kurt & Drew’s Birthday Bash

10pm; no cover

Get Your Sexy On with DJ LaRage

10pm; no cover

Sunrize Saturdaze with DJ Decka

10pm; no cover

Volcanic with DJ Playwfire Ono10pm; no cover

MON - Drum & Bass Night w/ DJs LaRage, Kurt & TRVR, 10pm / TUE - Toxic w/ DJ TRVR

10pm / WED - DJ J-Zen, 10pm (no cover)

BLUE LAGOONWharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4900

Salsa Night9pm; no cover MON - Open Mic w/ MT, 10pm-close; no cover

CAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILLWharf Cinema Center, 672 Front St., Lahaina - 667-0988

Ladies Nite w/ DJ10pm; no cover

Emily Joyce7-9:30pm; no cover

Johnny Ringo7-9:30pm; no cover

Will Hartzag7-9:30pm; no cover

MON - Dave Carroll, 7pm / TUE - Jordan Cuddy, 7pm / WED - Justin Phillips, 7pm

CASANOVA1188 Makawao Ave., Makawao - 572-0220

Kaboom!! w/ DJ Irie DoleReggae, Dance Hall, Island Vibes, 9:30pm; $5 cover

Luminaries, FreeRadicals Projekt & DJ Sweet Beets, 9:45pm; $10

The Return of Lee Kalt (NYC) and special guest

Marasco, 10pm; $10

WED - Casanova’s Famous Ladies’ Night: Fast Forward with DJ Kurt, 10pm; $5 before 11pm,

$10 after

CHARLEY’S142 Hana Hwy., Paia - 579-8085

Blues with Mark Johnstone & Lenny Castellanos, 6:30-

8:30pm; no cover

The Nevermind with The Worrell Family Band

9pm; $10

420 Fest 2013 w/ Marty Dread and Special Guests

9pm; $15 presale, $20

MON - Open Mic & Jam, 7-10pm / TUE - Eric Dotterer, 6:30-8:30pm / WED - Evan Dove &

Friends, 6:30-8:30pm (all sets no cover)

COOL CAT CAFEWharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 667-0908

Barefoot Minded7:30-10pm; no cover

Jonny Ringo7:30-10pm; no cover

Dave Carroll7:30-10pm; no cover

Justin Phillips7:30-10pm; no cover

MON - Peter deAquino, 7:30pm / TUE - Jazz, 7:30-10pm WED - Jordan Cuddy, 7:30-10pm

DIAMONDS ICE BAR1279 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 874-9299

Rampage10pm; no cover

Next Level Entertainment9pm; no cover

DJ Emit9pm; no cover

Gina Martinelli6pm; no cover

MON - Gomega, 10pm / TUE - Pool Tournam- ent, 6pm / WED - Jukebox Party, 10pm

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB1913 S. Kihei Rd. - 875-9669

Quiz Night8pm; no cover

Dance Party9pm; no cover

Jordan T.6pm; no cover

Sebrina Barron6pm; no cover

TUE - Big John, 10pm / WED - Jessica & Kanoa, 10pm (all sets no cover)

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST.744 Front St. (Rooftop), Lahaina - 669-6425

Thunder & Lightning6:30-9pm; no cover

Kit Kat Club Cabaret9pm; $20 VIP; deck free Closed Avi & Indio

6:30-9pm; no cover

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 891-8010

Jah Residentz9pm-close; no cover

Dat Guyz9pm-close; no cover

Ka’ale9pm-close; no cover

Karaoke8pm-close; no cover

MON - Karaoke, 8pm / TUE - DJ Daizy, 9pm-close / WED - Open Mic Night, 9pm; no cover

HARD ROCK CAFE900 Front St., Lahaina - 667-7400

Evan Shulman6-9pm; no cover

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WEDNESDAY, APR 24WOW! WAILEA ON WEDNESDAYS - The Shops at Wailea host their weekly arts and en-tertainment series, featuring a performance by Leokane and CJ “ Boom” Helekahi in the lower courtyard and a slew of shop-to-shop specials. Free. 6:30-8pm The Shops at Wailea, Lower Courtyard, (3750 Wailea Alanui); 808-897-6770 ext. 2; theshopsatwailea.com; @Shop-sAtWailea on Twitter.

MAUI SMUG - The In-Real-Life Forum for All Social Media Users on Maui. Capacity is limited. Be sure to register early. Free (Not Catered). 4-6:30pm MEDB’s Malcom Center, (1305 North Holopono Street, Suite 1, Kihei); mauismug.com

DINNER MUSICWEST MAUICAPTAIN JACK’S ISLAND GRILL - Wed, Justin Phillips 7-9:30pm; Thu, Adam Master-son 7-9:30pm; Fri, Emily Joyce 7-9:30pm; Sat, Jonny Ringo 7-9:30pm; Sun, Will Hartzag 7-9:30pm; Mon, Dave Carroll 7-9:30pm; Tue, Jordan Cuddy 7-9:30pm. (672 Front St., La-haina); 808-667-0988.

COOL CAT CAFE - Wed, Jordan Cuddy 7:30-10pm; Thu, Barefoot Minded 7:30-10pm; Fri, Jonny Ringo 7:30-10pm; Sat, Dave Carroll 7:30-10pm; Sun, Emily Joyce 7:30-10pm; Mon, Peter D 7:30-10pm; Tue, Jazz 7:30-10pm. (Wharf Cinema Center, 658 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-0908.

DUKE’S BEACH HOUSE - Every Mon & Tue, Eddie & Alika 6-8:30pm; Daily, Hula Perfor-mance 6:30pm; Every Mon & Wed, Brian 3-5pm; Wed, Daniel & Kahala 6-8:30pm; Thu, Garrett & Peter 6-8:30pm; Fri, Garrett 3-5pm; Every Fri & Sat, Damon & Ron Oversize Pro-ductions 6-8:30pm; Sat, Tim 3-5pm; Sun, Fausto 3-5pm; Sun, Damon & Tim 6-8:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Ben 3-5pm. (130 Kai Malina Pkwy., Lahaina); 808-662-2900.

FIVE PALMS LAHAINA - Daily, Live Enter-tainment Nightly 5:30-8:30pm. (1450 Front St.); 808-661-0937.

FLEETWOOD’S ON FRONT ST. - Fri, The House Shakers 6:30-9pm; Sun, Avi & Indio 6:30-9pm; Sat, Salsa Saturdays w/ Dr. Nat: Latin/Salsa 6:30-9pm; Thu, Thunder & Light-ning 6:30-9pm. (744 Front Street, Lahaina); 808-669-6425.

HARD ROCK CAFE - Fri, Evan Shulman 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-667-7400.

HULA GRILL - Tue, Jarrett Roback 1:30pm; Daily, Hula Grill Happy Hour 3-5pm; Tue, Da-mon Parillo & Roy Kato 4pm; Tue, Wili Pohaku 6:30pm; Every Mon, Wed & Thu, Ernest Pua’a 11am; Wed, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Wed, Peter DeAquino 4pm; Wed, Ernest Pua’a, Ka-muela & Roy Kato 6:30pm; Thu, Alika Nakaoka 1:30pm; Thu, Kaniala Masoe 4pm; Thu, Damon Parillo, Ron Heeton and Keali’i Parillo 6:30pm; Fri, Kaniala Masoe 1:30pm; Every Sun, Fri & Sat, 1810 4pm; Fri, Kawika Lum Ho, Roy Kato & Albert Kaina 6:30pm; Sat, Damon Parillo 1:30pm; Sat, Danyel Alana, Derick Sebastian and Roy Kato 6:30pm; Sun, Danyel Alana 1:30pm; Sun, Derick Sebastian, Ryan Tanaka and John Kahaiali’i 6:30pm; Mon, Kawika Lum Ho 1:30pm; Mon, Armadillo & Derek 4pm; Mon, Derick Sebastian & Josh Kahula 6:30pm; Every Sun, Tue, Fri & Sat, Kawika Lum Ho 11am. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pwy., Bldg P); 808-667-6636.

JAVA JAZZ/SOUP NUTZ - Every Thu & Sat, Rick Glencross 7pm; Fri, Guest Performer 7pm; Fri, Tracy Stiles 7pm; Every Sun, Mon & Tue, Farzad & Mike Madden 7pm. (3350 L. Honoapiilani Hwy. #203 & 204, Honokowai); 808-667-0787.

KAHANA GRILL - Fri, Jazz Maui Featuring El-len Bellerose and Shiro Mori 3:30-6:30pm; Thu, Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar 7-9pm. (4405 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy Ste. 301); 808-669-4000.

KIMO’S - Every Tue & Wed, Sam Ahia 6:30-8:30pm; Thu, 1810 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, 1810

8-10pm; Every Sun & Mon, Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa 6-8pm; Fri, Tolo 9-11pm. (845 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-4811.

LAHAINA PIZZA COMPANY - Every Wed, Thu & Fri, John Kane 7:30-9:30pm; Sat, Harry Troupe 7:30-9:30pm; Sun, Greg Di Piazza 7:30-9:30pm; Every Mon & Tue, Martin Tevaga 7:30-9:30pm. (730 Front St.); 808-661-0700.

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR - Mon, Trivia 7-9pm. (843 Wainee St., Unit 1 & 2); 808-667-6655.

LEILANI’S ON THE BEACH - Thu, Jarret & Wil-son 3-5pm; Fri, JD & Friends 3-5pm; Sat, JD & Harry 3-5pm; Sun, Merv Oana 3-5pm; Wed, Jarret & Josh 3-5pm. (Whaler’s Village, 2435 Ka’anapali Pkwy. Bldg. J); 808-661-4495.

LONGBOARDS KA’ANAPALI - Every Tue, Wed, Thu & Fri, Solo guitarist 5:30-8:30pm. (100 Nohea Kai Dr.); 808-667-1200.

LULU’S LAHAINA SURF CLUB & GRILL - Thu, Howard Ahia 6-8pm; Wed, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm. (Lahaina Cannery Mall, 1221 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy. #A1); 808-661-0808.

MERRIMAN’S - Daily (except Mon & Tue), Ranga Pae 5:30-8:30pm; Mon, David Wolfberg 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, The Benoits 5:30-8:30pm. (1 Bay Club Pl., Lahaina); 808-669-6400.

OCEAN POOL BAR & GRILL - Mon, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm; Fri, Ukulele/Lounge 4-7pm. (6 Ka’i Ala D., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

PAILOLO BAR & GRILL - Every Tue, Wed & Thu, Ukulele/Pop 5-8pm. (6 Ka’i Ala Dr., Lahaina); 808-667-3200.

PARADISE GRILL - Wed, Gretchen 6-9pm; Thu, Harry Troupe 6-9pm; Fri, Gretchen 6-9pm; Sat, Justin 6-9pm; Sun, Deeson (Ha-waiian Music) 6-9pm; Mon, Marvin Taraga 6-9pm; Tue, Johnny Ringo 6-9pm. (2291 Ka’anapali Pkwy.); 808-662-3700.

PINEAPPLE GRILL - Thu, Island Rhythm Sounds of Josh Kahula of Nuff Sedd 7-10pm; Fri, Brother Damien’s Ocean Beach Party 7:30-10pm; Sat,

Island Sounds with Alika & Eddie 7-10pm; Wed, Jazz Sounds of Fulton Tashombe 6-9pm. (200 Kapalua Dr.); 808-669-9600.

PIONEER INN GRILL & BAR - Wed, JD on the Rocks 5-8pm; Thu, Greg di Piazza feat. Alana Cini 5:30-8:30pm; Tue, Ah-Tim Elenicki 5:30-8:30pm. (658 Wharf St., Lahaina); 808-661-8881.

RB BLACK ANGUS STEAKHOUSE - Sun, Live Jazz 3-6pm. (4465 Honoapi‘ilani Hwy., Lahaina); 808-669-8889.

RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE - Every Sun & Sat, Live Jazz 6-9pm. (900 Front St., Lahaina); 808-661-8815.

SEA HOUSE RESTAURANT, NAPILI KAI BEACH RESORT - Every Mon & Wed, Albert Kai-na 7-9pm; Every Sun & Sat, Andrew Kaina 7-9pm; Every Tue, Thu & Fri, Kincaid Kupahu 7-9pm. (5900 L. Honoapi‘ilani Hwy.); 808-669-1500.

SOUTH MAUIAMBROSIA - Thu, Jamie Gallo 7pm; Mon, Kanoa & Jessica Rabbitt 8pm; Wed, Red Carpet Movie Night: Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure 7:30-9pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-1011.

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JAVA JAZZ3350 L. Honoapiilani Rd. - 667-0787

Rick Glencross7pm - close; no cover

Guest Performer7pm - close; no cover

Rick Glencross7pm - close; no cover

Farzad & Mike Madden7pm - close; no cover

MON-TUE - Farzad & Mike Madden / WED - Tracy Stiles (all sets 7pm-close; no cover)

JAY’S PLACEWharf Cinema Center, Front St., Lahaina - 661-6699

Live Music10pm-close; no cover WED - Live Music, 10pm-close; no cover

KAHALE’S1913 S. Kihei Rd., Kihei - 875-7711

Kawika’s Krew7pm; no cover

Kenny Roberts7pm; no cover

Eight Track Players7pm; no cover

Maui Blues & Co. or Jarod7pm; no cover

MON - Red Fish / TUE - Kihei Cowboys WED - Country Herb & Side Effects (7pm)

KAHANA GRILL4405 Honoapiilani Hwy., Ste. 301, Kahana - 669-4000

Johnny Ringo Acoustic Guitar, 7-9pm; no cover

Jazz feat. Ellen Bellerose & Shiro Mori, 3:30-6:30pm

Garrett Probst & Damion Emeson, 9:30-11:30pm

KIMO’S845 Front St., Lahaina - 661-4811

18106:30-8:30; no cover

Tolo9-11pm; no cover

18108-10pm; no cover

Benny Uyetake & Glenn Kakagawa, 6-8pm

MON - Benny & Glenn, 6-8pm / TUE-WED - Sam Ahia, 6:30-8:30pm (both sets no cover)

KOBE STEAKHOUSE136 Dickenson St. (Lounge Area), Lahaina - 667-5555

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

Karaoke w/ “Auntie” Toddy Lilikoi, 9:30pm; no cover

LAHAINA SPORTS BAR843 Waine’e St., Lahaina - 667-6655

MON - Trivia Night, 7pm; no cover WED - Ladies Night, 10pm; no cover

L‘AVA SPORTS BAR & KARAOKE1088 Lower Main St., Wailuku - 244-4888

Free Karaoke2pm-2am; no cover TUE - Free Karaoke, 2pm-2am; no cover

LILIKOI RESTAURANT & WINE BAR810 Haiku Rd., Haiku - 575-2629

Maui Blues Co.7:30-10pm; no cover

Live Music7:30-10pm; no cover

LONGHI’S LAHAINA888 Front St., Lahaina - 667-2288

TUE - Johnny Ringo, 8-10pm; no cover

LULU’S LAHAINALahaina Cannery Mall - 661-0808

Howard Ahia6-9pm; no cover

Allure w/ DJ LX10pm; $5

MON - SIN w/ DJ Blast, 8pm / TUE - Trivia Night, 8pm / WED - Karaoke w/ Dave, 10pm

MERRIMAN’S1 Bay Club Pl., Kapalua - 669-6400

Ranga Pae5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae5:30-8:30pm; no cover

Ranga Pae5:30-8:30pm; no cover

MON - David Wolfberg / TUE - The Benoits WED - Ranga Pae (all 5:30-8:30pm)

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE100 Kaukahi St., Wailea - 874-1131

Murray Thorne9pm-12am; no cover

Sebrina Barron6:30-8:30pm; no cover

Soul Kitchen Trio6:30-8:30pm; no cover

The Celtic Tigers6:30-8:30pm; no covr

TUE - Brenton Keith Magic Show, 7-8pm WED - Willie K, 7-9pm; $65 dinner & show

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BEACH BUMS BAR & GRILL - Every Sun & Wed, Mark Burnett 5-8pm; Every Thu & Sat, Kenny Roberts 5-8pm; Fri, Tom Cherry & Mike Finkiewicz 5-8pm; Tue, Randall Rospond 5-8pm. (300 Ma‘alaea Rd. #1M); 808-243-2286.

CAPISCHE? - Sat, Mark Johnstone with Marcus Johnson 7-10pm; Fri, Mark Johnstone 7-10pm. (555 Kaukahi St., Kihei); 808-879-2224.

DIAMONDS ICE BAR & GRILL - Sun, Gina Mar-tinelli Band 6pm; Sat, Annie and the Orfinz 6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd. #314); 808-874-9299.

DOG & DUCK IRISH PUB - Sun, Sebrina Barron 6pm; Sat, Jordan T. 6pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-875-9669.

HAUI’S LIFE’S A BEACH - Thu, Emily Joice 4-8pm; Sat, Ryan Robinson 4-8pm; Every Tue, Wed & Fri, Rick Glencross 4-8pm. (1913 S. Kihei Rd. #E); 808-891-8010.

JUST WING IT! - Every Fri & Sat, Chicken Boxing 5-7pm. (225 Piikea Ave., Kihei); 808-875-9464.

KAMAOLE POOLSIDE CAFE - Wed, Steve Sargenti 6-9pm; Thu, Kawika Lum Ho 6-9pm; Fri, Gina Martinelli 6-9pm; Sat, Ron Shadian 6-9pm; Sun, Kenny Roberts 6-9pm; Mon, Rama Camaril-lo 6-9pm; Tue, Mike & Mark 6-9pm. (2259 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-891-8860.

MAKENA BEACH & GOLF RESORT - Fri, Glen Kakugawa 6-9:30pm; Sat, Deason Baybayan 6-9:30pm; Sun, Craig Soderberg 6-9:30pm; Mon, Reiko Fukino 6-9:30pm; Every Tue & Thu, Clay Mortensen 6-9:30pm. (5400 Makena Al-anui); 808-875-5888.

MONKEYPOD KITCHEN - Tue, Kilohana 7-9pm; Wed, Alejandro 4-6pm; Wed, Jarret & Wilson 7-9pm; Thu, Tom Cherry 4-6pm; Thu, Tom Cherry and Mike Finkiewicz 7-9pm; Fri, Wolf 4-6pm; Fri, Alika Naka’oka 6:30-8:30pm; Fri, Alika 7-9pm; Sat, Randall Ro-spond 4-6pm; Sat, Randall Rospond 7-9pm; Sun, Alika Naka’oka 4-6pm; Sun, Kilohana 7-9pm; Mon, Tom Conway 4-6pm; Mon,

Tarvin Makia 7-9pm; Tue, Tom Conway 4-6pm. (10 Wailea Gateway Pl., Unit B-201); 808-891-2322.

MULLIGAN’S ON THE BLUE - Wed, Joel Katz 5:30-6:30pm; Wed, Willie K 7-9pm; Thu, Murray Thorne 5:30-6:30pm; Thu, Willie K 7-9pm; Fri, Sebrina Barron 6:30-8:30pm; Sat, Soul Kitchen Trio 6:30-8:30pm; Sun, The Celtic Tigers w/ Bagpiper Allison Jack-son 6:30-9:30pm; Mon, Joyce and Gord 6:30-8:30pm; Tue, Brenton Keith and his Bag O’ Tricks 7-8pm. (100 Kaukahi St., Wailea); 808-874-1131.

PITA PARADISE WAILEA - Mon, Twisted Hips Belly Dancing 6-8pm; Sun, Benoit Jazz-works 5:30-7:30pm. (34 Wailea Gateway Plaza, Wailea); 808-879-7177

R.S. SHARKY’S FAMILY RESTAURANT - Thu, Karaoke 7pm; Wed, Brenton Keith & His Bag O’ Tricks 7pm. (41 E. Lipoa St., Suite 15, Kihei); 808-874-5115.

SOUTH SHORE TIKI LOUNGE - Wed, Mark Johnstone 4-6pm; Thu, Jaime Gallo 4-6pm; Fri, Randall Rospond 4-6pm; Sat, Tom Con-way 4-6pm; Sun, Viva La Rumba 4-6pm; Mon, Kanoa 4-6pm; Tue, Sebrina Barron 4-6pm. (Kihei Kalama Village, 1913 S. Kihei Rd.); 808-874-6444.

STELLA BLUES CAFE - Wed, Randall Ro-spond 4-6pm; Thu, Ah Tim 4-6pm; Fri, Ahu-manu 4-6pm; Sat, Vince Esquire & Kaulana 4-6pm; Sun, Jamie Lawrence 4-6pm; Mon, Mike Finkiewicz 4-6pm; Tue, Kimo 4-6pm. (1279 S. Kihei Rd., #201); 808-874-3779.

TAQUERIA CRUZ - Every Tue & Sat, Live Music - Reggae, Jazz, Blues 5:30-8:30pm. (2395 S. Kihei Rd. #112); 808-875-2910.

THE RED BAR AT GANNON’S, A PACIFIC VIEW RESTAURANT - Thu, Fulton Tashombe & Special Guests 6-8pm; Tue, Braddah Larry Go-lis 6-8pm. (Wailea Golf Club House, 100 Wailea

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THREE’S BAR & GRILL - Every Sun, Mon & Wed, Hawaiian Music 5-8pm; Sun, Louise Lambert 6:30-9pm; Every Tue, Thu, Fri & Sat, Acoustic with Chad Kaya 5-8pm. (1945 S. Ki-hei Rd.); 808-879-3133.

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GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20)There’ll be no better time this year to have your mouth wired shut. If you don’t somehow get it sealed, you’ll probably end up putting your foot in it before long, probably so forcefully that you’ll ultimately need to go under the knife anyway. Other possible solutions: Spend the week scuba diving, communicating via signed gestures. Take a vow of silence and cor-respond via hand-written notes. Go to a rock show and don’t stop screaming until your voice promises to vanish for an entire week. Whatever you do, shut your trap, baby. It’s for your own good.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)Unfortunately, Cancers have developed a reputation for meddling. They’ve been known, on many an occasion, to stick their noses into affairs that don’t concern them. This isn’t entirely unwarranted: one of your most publi-cized talents is the ability to solve others’ problems, even when yours leave you floundering. The problem lies, I believe, in determining which quandaries merit interven-tion and which should be left well enough alone, a knack many Cancers have yet to develop. Luckily, I’m here to help: This week’s probs could benefit from a motivating or pruning pinch from a discriminating Crab.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22)You respect strength. A forcefully expressed opinion wins points from you, whether or not you agree with its message. Unfortunately, truly thoughtful insights can rarely be boiled down to slogans and catchphrases, because, instead of basing themselves on knee-jerk emotional reaction, faith, or purposeful ignorance, they take into account all the different facets of a given situation. Since the predicament you’re embroiled in is as complicated as it gets, I’d suggest listening carefully to the rounded perspectives presented by your smart-est friends. As satisfying as it may be to fall behind an opinion that can be summed up in half a sentence, get all the facts before you embarrass yourself by doing so.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)Although I’d still argue that you’re the most resourceful of signs, able to respond to a myriad of unforeseeable situations with remarkable grace, this week I’m here to give you points for preparedness. Given the assign-ment to pack a small backpack with everything you might need for an epic journey around the world, you’d return in forty minutes with sensible shoes and room in your sack for a good paperback. Still, there are some things that you can’t possibly prepare for thoroughly, like the birth of a baby. Only if you forget that basic truth will you be flustered by this week’s events.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22)I apologize for forgetting the Libran constitution. Once again, I underestimated your powerful ability to let go of things; for some of you, it’s what you do best. Hence my recent suggestions that you disregard the handful of unattainables that vex you actually had the opposite of its intended effect. You’d already had the wisdom and grace to release any clingy thoughts that might have held you back. My proposed strategy only served to remind you of that one exasperating thing. So, I’m sorry. I promise not to tinker with your cerebral mechanics with-out good reason. And thank you for your wise rejoinder, which I’ve taken to heart: If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21)The deep-sea anglerfish has evolved to address the challenge of finding a mate in the lightless depths where it makes its home. Only the (much larger) female is equipped to hunt (flashing her bioluminescent lure to attract prey). The tiny male, once he finds her, simply attaches himself with his specialized mouth (which is useless for feeding any other way) and is nourished directly through her bloodstream. He’s set for life, and she’s provided with a constant fresh supply of sperm whenever she needs it. Couldn’t something similar work for you? Although you may not currently need what’s being offered, you can certainly anticipate requiring it. At least consider the possibility that reeling in this fish now and keeping it around may be simpler than finding it again when you’re ready for it.

SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)Although you’re riveted by the surprising performance of your dear friend, you shouldn’t forget the part you have to play in that show. Whether it’s curtain-pulling or back-up singing, you’d be disappointing too many people if you let your open-mouthed amazement make you miss your cue. Your role, albeit a supporting one, is just as vital to your friend’s success as the pieces she’s been practicing for ages. Shelve your amaze-ment or jealousy until after you’ve done your duty. Besides the simple decency of supporting your com-panions’ dream fulfillments, there’s another compelling reason to come through: Your time to shine is coming up, and you’ll need friends to do the same for you.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19)“Can’t you just give Caps a good horoscope for once?” pleaded one beleaguered Goat. I tried to point out that I always attempt to deliver a positive spin on things; it’s you that make it hard on yourselves. Believe me, I’d gladly join the legions who’d like to make your burden lighter, if only you’d let them. The truth is, if I wrote anything remotely along the lines of, “Your week will be filled with found treasure, butterflies, rainbows, and true love,” you’d never believe it—even if it was true. Let’s try, anyway: This week, the only things you have to dread are the ones you create.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18)You trust your senses, but are notoriously skeptical of what lies beyond them, especially the supernatural. Try not to be so close-minded. There are many senses that humans lack: bats and elephants, for instance, can hear and make sounds that are hardly more than theories to us; insects can see well into the ultraviolet spectrum, and some sea creatures use purely electrical senses to locate their hidden prey. Remember: Just because you don’t see something doesn’t mean it’s not there, and just because you do see something doesn’t mean it is.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20)When you consider the enterprise ahead of you in its entirety, you’re exhausted to your core. No one can successfully tackle colossally ambitious undertakings like the one(s) you’re contemplating all at once. The Great American Novel isn’t written in an afternoon, nor is Rome built in a day. Instead, you take them one small part at a time. Break it down, baby, before you break down. What you want to do isn’t one big thing: it’s thousands of little ones. Finish the one you have on hand before picking up the next task, and never look more than two chapters ahead.

ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19)I’m lucky enough to be able to occasionally spend whole days mostly without shoes—not even flip-flops—on my feet. Having as much of my body exposed to sunshine and wind, and feeling tangible contact with the ground—especially when it’s warm sand or chilly ocean tides—is an important part of feeling contentment, for me. It brings my mind to you Rams, who could benefit from some concrete sensations of connection with com-munity, geography, and the natural forces you treasure (but occasionally forget). This week, go barefoot (or, hell, naked) whenever and wherever you can.

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