1) Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her. Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her2) Boys have fun by teasing girls....then girls may cry for few minutes...girls have fun by loving boys....But boys cry for the whole life.3) Aankho mein "SHARAFAT"chaal main"NAJAKAT"dil me"SACHCHAI"aur chehre me"SAFAI"Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko "BHAI" . . . . . . .4) Santa-yaar ladk ko i Love u kehne ki sabse achi jagh kaun si hai? Banta-Mandir. Santa-kyon? Banta-kyunki vahan unho ne chapal nahi pehni hoti.5) Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kpda DikahO?Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi pr dikha do.6) Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.Aayi thi meri qabr pe diya jalane ke liye.Pada hua tel bhi le gayi,Tadka lagane ke liye...!!Wah wah...7) Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai...! Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na...? Boy-bilkul nahi! Girl-to fir rehne do....!!8) SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B'day with a Sher:"Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.9) Who played a double role in SHOLAY?Socho..Aur socho yaar.."COIN"...............................................................................................1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SADAfter Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not theirfriends.5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and BestWoman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.Moral : BE SPECIFIC6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among allyourFriends.7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through aforest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILLhim.Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we willjust throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE himbecause he is ALONE and we are FOUR.8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing inyour life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing inyour life.9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.Answer : On their MARRIAGE.10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free youfrom Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - PleasePAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because perConstitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.