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11WaystoForgetYourEx-boyfriendwrittenbyHaveYouSeenThisGirLstory,plotandtypographiesbyDennyR.May15,2011April27,2011
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11WaystoForgetYourEx-boyfriend1.Putawayallremnantsthatremindyouofyourex.2.Makehisnameabadword.3.Donewthingsthatwillkeepyourselfbusy.4.Indulgeyourself.5.Meetnewpeople.6.Entertainsuitors.7.Gooutonadate.8.Haveatleast3hrscallwithaguyyoudatedrecently.9.Enjoyhiscompany.10.Evaluateyourfeelings.11.Daretofallinlove,again.
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Introduction"Sena,don'ttellmewalakananamangbalakgalawinyangpagkainmo?"Tinitigankolangyungpagkainkohabangginagalawgalawkoitongtinidorko,"Angsakit,Kate.Sobrangsakit.""Ngalin?"tanongnyahabangnginunguyanyayungpagkainnya,"Ngtyanmo?Bakanatataeka?Ibanyomolangyantaposbalikkaulitditopagtaposkana.""Gaga.Hindiakonatatae,hindityankoangmasakit.""Ehalin?Pusonmo?Bakameronka?"Naipahidkonalangsamukhakoangdalwangkamayko,"Eeee.Hindiyun!Yungpusoko!Angsakitngpusoko!"
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"Ehanongmagagawako?"naiiyaknaako,"Mahalkopaeh!Ramdamkoparinyungsakit!""Oi,wagkangmagsimulangumiyak,"tinuronyaangtinidornyasakin,"Ayokongmakitakangumiiyakulit.Wagmongangiiyakanyangexmongwalangkwenta,mgakatuladniAllenhindidapatiniiyakan!""Sssh!"lumapitagadakosakanyaattinakpanangbibignyaatbumulong,"Hinaanmobosesmo,nasahindikalayuangtablelangsinaAllen.Wagmobanggitinangpangalannya."SinubukanghanapinngmgamataniKateangtableninaAllenatngmakitanya,tinanggalnyaangkamaykoatnagsalitasamalakasnaboses,"Ehano?SyalangbaAllensamundo?AngdamidamingAllensamundo,katunayanngaangpangalanngasongkapitbahaynaminayAlleneh.Allendawkasianlakasngrabiesnungasotaposparangulolpadawatmukhangunggoyyungaso!""UyKate,anobaanglakasngbosesmo,pinagtitinginannanilatayo."tinakpankonalangangmukhakongmgakamayko,siguradoakosapagkakataongitonakatinginnasadireksyonnaminsiAllen.Feelingkonagmemeltakosahiya."Ehanonaman?ButingayonngmarinigngmgataoditosacanteennawalangkwentaangpangalangAllen!"
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NakilalakosiAllensaschoolfestival3yrsago.NiyayaakoniKatenapumasoksahauntedhouse,kahitayawkoaynapilitanakongpumasokkasipinilitakoniKate.Matatakutinakolalonapagsobrangdilimngpaligid,lagiakongnakakapitkayKateperohindinaglaon,napabitawakosakanyaathindikonaalamkungsaansyanapunta.Sinubakankonghanapinsyasamadilimnalugardahiltakotnatakotnaako,maslaloakongnatakotngsapaglalakadkoaymaybiglangbumagsaknaisangmalakinggagambanglaruansaulokokayanamanautomaticnanapakapitakosataongpinakamalapitsakin."Mama!!"sigawkosatakotpagkakapitkosataongpinakamalapitsakin."Mukhabaakongnanaymo?"napaluwagangkapitkosakanyaperohindiakobumibitawdahiltakottalagaako.NagkataongsiAllenyunnanoonayhindikopakilala."S-sorryperop-pedebangkumapitsayohanggangsadulonitonghauntedhouse?Takotnatakotkasiakotaposnapahiwalaypaakosabestfriendko.""Sige,"ngumitisyanun,"30pesoshanggangdulo."Kahitantipatikoangfirstimpressionkosakanyaayhindinagtagalnakilalakosyanglubusanatnagustuhankoangpagkataonya.Nagsimulaakosapagkakaroonngcrushsakanyahanggangsalumalimitoatnghindikomakayanannaangnararamdamankoaypinagtapatkosakanya.Nalamankongmayroondinpalasyanggustosakinkayanamannagingkamirin.
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Tumagalkamingisangtaonathindikoaakalaingtatagalkamingganun.Hindikorinnamaninakalangmatataposnalangdinkamingbastabasta.4monthsago,nakipagkitasyasakinparasabihingayawnyanasarelasyonnamin.Angdahilanaymayibanasyanggusto,atyunayisangkaklasenya.Yungkaklasenyangkungikukumparasakinaymagandangtalagakayanamanalamkongmalabongbalikannyaako.Perohindikotalagamatanggaptanggapnainiwannyanaako,akalakokasiperpektonayungrelationshipnamindatieh.Akalako...Haay,maymgabagaytalaganghindimomaasahangmatataposnglangbigla.Nunguwianna,matamlayakongnagdiretsosalockerko.WalanamunaakongbalakmakipagkitakayKatekasimedyomasamaparingyungloobkosaginawanyakaninasacanteen.Medyonapasobrakasisyaeh.Kinuhakonayungsusikosabulsakoatbinuksannaanglockerkoperonabiglanalangakongpagkabukaskonglockerkoaymaybumagsaknamaliitnapapel.
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Anonamankayaito?Bakanakalimutankongscratchpapersamath?Okayabasurangnakalimutankongitapon?Oloveletter?Weh,angambisyosako.Yumukonalangakoparadamputinito,"ToSenaMarieReyes."Yungyungnakalagaysaunahan,nakafoldkasi'toeh.Bakangaloveletter?Binuksankonayungfoldatbinasaangnakalagay,hindisyahandwrittenkunditypewrittensya,"Yourexboyfriendisnotworthit.Iknowit'snoteasyforyoutoforgethimsothat'swhyI'mheretohelpyou.Fromnowon,I'llbesendinglettersinyourlocker.11letterswhichwilltellyouwaystoforgetyourex-boyfriend.Ipromiseyouthatitwillonlytake11waystoforgetyourex-boyfriend."
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WAY//1"Yourex-boyfriendisnotworthit.Iknowit'snoteasyforyoutoforgethimsothat'swhyI'mheretohelpyou.Fromnowon,I'llbesendinglettersinyourlocker.11letterswhichwilltellyouwaystoforgetyourex-boyfriend.Ipromiseyouthatitwillonlytake11waystoforgetyourex-boyfriend."Nakahiganaakongayonsakamakoperohindiparinakomakatulogdahilhawakhawakkoyungnotenanakuhakosalockerkokaninaatpaulitulitkoitongbinabasa.Anoibigsabihinngnote?Tsakasinonagbigaynito?Tsakaanongpakenyasapagmo-moveonko?11ways?Anonamanyun?"Anlabooooooo!"ginulokonalangyungbuhokkosamgaisipingnapasoksaisipko."Perokungsinuman'to,sanangamatulungannyaakosasinasabinyang11ways...Napapagodnaakosapagiyak..."naibulongkonalangpagkapikitkongmgamatako.///
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"Senaaaaaaaaaa!Sorrykahaponnadalalangakongakingdamdamin!"pambungadagadsakinniKatepagkasalubongnyasakinsahallwaynungpagkataposngklase.Magkaibakasikamingklaseeh."Sus!Walanayun,alammonamanghindikokayangmagalitsayongisangaraweh.""Eee!That'swhyIloveyou,bestfriend!Pahugnga!""Eee!Hindiakomakahinga,Kate!"tinulaktulakkosyapalayosakin,anghigpitkasingpagkakahugnyasakin."Oops.Hehe.Namisskasikitamasyado,anyway...maylakadkangayon?""Walanaman,"nagsimulanaulitkamimaglakadpapuntasamgalockersnaminnahindinamanmasyadongmagkalayo,"Bakit?Maybalakkabangpuntahan?"
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"Waladineh.Peromaypartykasikapatidkosabahaynamineh."sabinitohabangbinubuksannaanglockernyahabangakonamanaykinukuhapasabackpackkoangsusinglockerko."Ohanongmeron?""Ewankodunperoayawkomagstaysabahay.Nakakabanaslangkasimgakaibigannyadun.Pedebamagsleepoversainyo?""Surenessnaman!Perojusme,bakitbaanglakinggalitmosamgakaibiganngkuyamo?""Isalangnamankinaiinisankodun.""Ah,alamna.SiArkinnoh?Lakastalagangbadtrippowersmodun."Sumimangotsya,"Marinigkopangalangpangalannya,nasusukanaakoeh.Tss.Badtriplangkasitalagasya.Badtrip.Ayy.Wagnganatinsyangpagusapan,nababadtriplangakoeh.Anyway,sainyoakotutulogmayanggabiah?Ha?Ha?"
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"Gaga!Maynakikitakabangcookie?""Ehanongayan?""Aba,malaykorin!Sinusubukankopalangintindihin.Kahaponkasimaynatanggapdinakongpapelatnakasulatsalabasnunaypangalankotapos,tekapakitakosayo.."kinuhakosabackpackkoyungpaper,hindikosyatinaponehdahilgustokongmaintindihanyungpurposenungletter,atnungmakuhakonaaybinigaykokayKate.Binasanyayungnakalagayatpagkataposnunngumitisyaatsinikosikoako."Ayeee.I'msurethisisfromsomeonewholikesyouandwhoalwaysseesyousuffersinceyourbreakupwithAllen.Thismustbeyourrealprincethatwilltakeyouawayfromallthepains."kungpedengmagningningangmgamataniKateatmagkaroonngbackgroundnamgapusosapaligidnyaaynagingganunnayungscenelalonaatnakahawakpasyasadibdibnyanaanimoynangangarapsakawalan.Sinapokkongaito,"Manahimikkanga.Pinagsasasabimo,don'tmakeanyconclusions."yunyungsinabikoperosaloobloobkoayumaasaakosasinabiniKatenabakangaitoaygalingsaisangtaongmaygustosakinatilalayoakosamgasakitnanararamdamankongayon.Aaah!Anoba'to,kunganu-anokasipinagsasasabiniKate,napapa-ilusyontuloyako.>_
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"PeroifIwereyousis,susundinkonalangyangmgaipapadalanyangletters.Whoknowsbakamakatulongngayan,malaymoeffectivetalaga.SakaIdon'tseeanyharmontryingit.""Hmm...Pag-iisipanko..."Sapagkakataongito,akonamanangnasapok,"Gaga!Anongpag-iisipanmo?Walakangisip,remember?Sowagmongpagisipan,gawinmonalang!"HinimaskoyungulongsinapokniKate,"Oonangapo,wagkangbrutal.""Osigenagsalitaanghindibrutal,sinapokmorinakokanina."///
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SinamahankolangsiKatesabahaynyaparakumuhangilanggamitsabaynagdiretsonakamisabahayko.Saloobngkwartoko..."Osige,simulannanatin."nakatayoatnakapameywangsiKatesaharapko.Tinignankosyangmaypagtatakahabangnakaupoakosakamako,"Ha?Angalin?""Ehanopa?Ediyungway#1!Putawayalltheremnants!""Remnants?Wow,nosebleedako.""Jusme,mag-ayoskangaSena!Gustomobangmakamoveonohindi?""Gusto..."sabikosamatamlaynaboses.
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"Yunnamanpalaeh!Sige,simulannatalaganatin.Akinnacellphonemo.""Bakit?"kahithindikoalamanggagawinnyaaybinigaykoparinangcellphoneko.Kinuhanyayungcellphoneko,maypinindotpindotnatumagalsigurongmahigit5minutesmahigitatngmataposaybinaliknyanasakin,"Anongginawamo?""DineletekomessagesniAllenpatinaangcontactsnyapatinarinpicturesnyapatinarinthemesongnyo.Umm...Sabihinnanating,lahatlahatngtungkolkayAllendyansacellphonemo."Pagkasabinyanun,automaticnanagpanicakoatchineckangcellphoneko,"BinuramomessagesniAllen?!!""Yup."confidentnasagotnya.
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"Bakit?!Anonalangbabasahinkosagabi?YunnangalangyungmganatirangusapannaminniAllen!Yunnalangyungnagpapaalalasakinngmgamagagandangalaala.""Gagakabangtalaga?Kayakanamanhindimakakamoveontalaganyanehbinabasamopayungmgamessagesnya!Kunggustomongmagmoveon,aalisinmosaisipmosiAllen!Kungbabalikatbabalikanmoyungmgaalaalanyotalaganghindikamakakaalissakinatatayuanmo!"Hindikopinansinyungsinabinyaatkinalkalkoulitcellphoneko,"Binuramodinyungmgapictures?!Bakit?!Hindimobaalamnayunnalangyungnatitiranghindinagbabagosamin!Yunnalangyungparaankoparaisipingkamiparin!Satuwingnakikitakoyungmgapicturesnaminnamagkasamaatmasaya,naiisipkongkamiparinatwalangnagbabago!Yungpicturesnangalanganghindinagbabagosamintaposbuburahinmopa!Bakitmobinura?!"IthinkI'mgoinghysterical.HindikomatanggapyungmgabagaynanawalangbiglabiglasaisangpindotlangniKatesa"delete"button."Ayanakkanamantalagang---!AhSena,asanbaangutakmo?Nasapwetmoba?Hindinatalagaakomagtatakakungbakithanggangngayonkahit1%manlangngsignngpagkamoveonsayoayWALA."Hindikoparinpinansinangsinabinyaatchineckkoulitangcellphoneko,"Paticontactnyabinuramo?Patithemesongnamin?"
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"Oo,mayproblemaka?!"panghahamonnya."Wala.Pedekonamangidownloadulityungkantasakasaulokonamanyungnumbernya."panghahamonkodinsakanya."SENAAAAAAAAAA!NAKIKINIGKABASAMGASINASABIKOKANINA?!""AnobaKate,bakitkanakasigaw!""EHANGBINGIBINGIMOEH!ANDAMIKONGSINABIKANINAPERONIISAATAWALAKANGNARINIG!""Anobasinabimo?""Makinigkaah,"kinuhanyayungcellphonekosakamaykoathinagisitosakamataposhinawakannyayungmukhakongmgakamaynyaatfinixednyaangmukhakosamukhanya,"Keepinganythingthatremindsyouof
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yourexoutofsightwillhelpyoutothinkabouthimless.Ifyoureallywanttogetoverhim,youmustkeepyourselfawayfromeverypartofhimandthememoriesheleftyou.Doyougetme,Sena?"Lumunokakoatfeelingkoparangnawalanakongboses,"I...Ididnt...I....Tsong,dikonagets,pakitranslatenga!"*SPANK!*"Aray!Anobadimonamankelangangsapukinako,jokelangyun.Iwasjusttryingtolightenupthemoodherenoh!Nagetskonanaman.Oona,kunggustokotalagangmakalimutansyakelanganisacrificekolahatngmgabagaynakonektadosakanya."
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"Mabutinayungnagkakaintindihantayo.Hmm..."inikotniKateangpaninginnyasakwartoko,"Magsimulatayosamgalettersnya.""H-ha?!""Ano?!Mayangalka?Dibanagkakaliwanagantayo?""Ah,oo.Sabikonga."pumuntanaakosadrawerkoparakuninyungboxkonanaglalamannglahatnglettersniAllenparasakin,"Etonaoh.""AnopamgabinigaysayoniAllen?"kinuhakolahatngmgabagaynabinigaysakinniAllentsakalahatngmgaremembrancengrelationshipnamin,nilagaynaminitosaisangsakoatdinalasababakungsaangumawakamingisangpagsusunugan."Susunuginnatin?"
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"Ayhindi,kakaininnatin!"sarcasticnasabiniKate,"Syempresusunuginnatin,thiswaywalanatalagangmatitira!Atpagwalangnatirawalakangmakikitanamagpapaalalasakanyaatpagwalangmgabagaynagpapaalalasakanya,hindimonasyamasyadongmaiisipatdikinalaunanmawawalanarinsyasaisipanmoatmakakamoveonkanasakanya!"WalanaakongnagawakundisumunodkayKate.InisaisanamingsinunogangmgabagaynakonektadokayAllen.BagokosunuginangmgasulatniAllen,binasakomunaangilandunatsatuwingihahagiskoitosaapoy,naiiyaknalangako.LalonanungsunuginnaminsiNami,yungteddybearnabigaysakinniAllennunganniversarynamin."Ijustkilledmydaughter!"hindikonakinaya,napaupoakohabangumiiyakngmalakas.Sobrangsakitnangnararamdamanko.Parangsabawatmaysusunuginkami,parangpinapanaakosapuso."Oy,teddybearlangyan!WagkangOA,it'snotasifwe'recommittingacrimeherenoh!""Kahitna,tinuringkonganaksiNami!Tapossusunuginlangnatin!Walanasya,abonasiNami!PataynasiNami,pataynayunganakko!"naghahalonaanguhogatluhakosawalanghumpaykongpagiyak.
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"Jusmiyo.Paanobaakonakakatagalsagantongbestfriendkongmaysayadsautak.Anoba,Sena,teddybearlangyun.T-E-D-D-YB-E-A-R,hindiyuntao!Getoveritwillyou!"Nataposyungarawngiyakakongiyakdahilsalahatngmgasinunognamin.Bumalikakosakwartokoatnasabinalangsasariliko..."Walana..."///
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1weeknaangnakakalipassimulangsinunodnaminyungway#1.Nungunaatpangalwangaraw,sobrangnagluksaakosapagkawalanglahat.Peronungmagtagaltagal,medyonababaliknaakosasariliko.NaiisipkoparinsiAllenperohindinamasyado.Nakatulongngayungpagaaliskosalahatngmgabagaynapedengmagpaalalasakanya,nakatulongrinyunghindikosyanakikitaonakakasalubongsacampus.Kahitpapaano,nabawasanngkontiangpagiisipkosakanya."Ano?Effectiveba?NakamoveonkanabakayAllen?"Nilagaykoangkamaykosababako,"Hmm...Hindikonasyamasyadongnaiisipeh...""Talaga?Goodsignyan!"tuwangtuwangreaksyonniKate."Hmm...Oongaeh,effectiveyungway#1,kungdati24hrsnalamanngisipkoangpangalanniAllenngayon23hrsnalang!"positivenasabikokayKate.
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NagbagoyungmoodniKatepagkasabikonunnahindikonamannagets,IthoughtIbroughthergoodnewsperosinimangutannyaako."Ano?!!1hrlangnabawas?!""Bakit?Hindibagoodnewsyun?""Tss!Pedenarin,1weekpalangnamannakakalipas.Atleastmayimprovementkahitpapaano,pedengpagtyagaan.Anyway,walapabangbagongnotenanapapadakosalockermo?""Walapangaeh.1weeknarinyungnakakalipas,gustokonangamalamanyung#2.Gustokonatalagangmakamoveon."sabikohabangbinubuksankoyunglockerko.Bagokobuksanngtuluyanyunglockerko,nagpraymunaako,"Sanameron."
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Atpagbukasko,maynalaglagnapapel."Yes!Dumatingnayung#2!"
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CHAPTER---2Letter#2:Makehisnameabadword."Inwhatsense,Kate?"nanditokamisacanteenparamaglunch,pinakitakosakanyayungsecondletternanatanggapkosalockerkokaninangumaga."Hmm.IthinkparanghindimodapatsabihinyungnameniAllen.""Eh?""Yunbang,hindimodapatsasabihinnormaririnigangnamenya.Yunbangpapaltanmongibangwordyungnamenya...""Likeise-censoredko?""Ganunnangasiguro,likeyou'llsay*beep*or*toot*,parabangbadwordyungnamenyanahindipedengmabigkassasambayanangPilipinas."
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Humalumbabaako,"It'simpossible,lagingsiAllenanglamanngbibigko..."*TWICK!*"Ouch!Whatwasthatfor?Bakitmopinitikyungnooko!""Youjustmentionedabadword!""Ha?Hindinamanakonagmuraah?Nananadyakalangeh!""YoumentionedHISname!Fromnowon,it'sconsideredasabadwordateverytimemaymagsasalitangbadwordaypipitikinsanoo.""Ugh.Yeah,right.Makakatulongbatalaga'to?Imean,it'sjustmentioningAllen'sname!"IrolledmyeyesperobiglananamanakongpinitikniKatesanoo.
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"Willyoustopsayingbadwords?Oo,makakatulongyan.Satinginko,mayreasonnamanyungnagbigaysayongletter...Imean,tamanamansyakasinganamanpagpalagimongbibigkasinomaririnigangpangalanni*tooot*edihindikamakakamoveonnyannoh!""Sabagay...tamakanga...Sige,fromnowonhindikonabibigkasinsi*tooot*.Kainnangatayo."kukuninkonasanayungtinidorkokasiimbisnamakuhakoehnadanggilkoitoatnalaglagtuloy.Aabutinkonasanakasomaynaunangnakaabotnito."Uh...here."awkwardnainabotnyasakinito.Pagtinginkokungsino,natarantaako,"Toot!"Nagtakasya,"Toot?"Sinampalkosarilikongmahinaatumilingiling,kinuhakonayungtinidorko,"W-wala.Salamat."Tumalikodnaagadakosakanyaatumalisnadinnamansya.
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"Itaponmonayangtinidor,maduminayan."suggestniKate,tinignankoyungtinidornahawakko."Pero...hinawakannya'to...""Osige,gamitinmo.Sanamamataykasagermssapagkainmopagkataposgamityangtinidornayan.""Angcruelmo.""Ehanglandimoeh,remnantnadinyangtinidornayanatremember,angsabisaletter#1,itaponmolahatngremnants?Soitaponmonayan."kinuhanyayungtinidorsakamaykoatsyanaangnagtapon,kinuhanyanalangakongbagongtinidor.Ginulokoyungbuhokko,"Bakitayawmobangmaaalissaisipanko!Nakakainiskatoot!Sobra!"
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---"Sena,kilalamosiAllenright?"nabiglaakongtinawagakongteacherkoafterclass.Tumangolangako."Maarimobasyangtawaginsaclassroomnyaatsabihingpumuntasaofficekosincemaykelanganakosakanya?""Ahopo."kahitayawko,hindinamanakomakakatanggisautosngisangteachernuh.
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Papuntanaakosaclassroomnyaperosobranglumalakasyungtibokngpusoko,doIreallyhavetotalktohim?Well,amjustgonnatellhimnagotoMs.Salugsog'sofficeright?Nothing'swrongwiththatsoIshouldn'tbethisnervous.Pagdatingkosaclassroomnila,chineckkoifandunsyaperowalaeh.Hanggangsamaylumabasnaisanglalakinanakabagpacknasatinginkoaypauwina,kinausapkosya."Umm,excuseme."Tumigilsyasapaglalakadattuminginsakin,ngumitisya,"Yes?""AndyanbasiAl--sitoot?"Ishouldnotsayhisnamediba?Argh.SohowcanIlookforhim?Butthelettersaidtomakehisnameabadword,ifIdon'tdoit,it'slikeI'mwastingtheeffortofthatsomeonewho'shelpingme."Toot?"Kumunotyungnoonya,"Walakamingclassmatenaganunangname."
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Nilayokotinginkosakanya,"Basta.Yunalammobakungasansya?""Angalamkoumalisnasyaeh.""Ha?EhpinapatawagsyaniMs.Salugsugan.""Textmonalangbakahindinakakalayoyun.""Walaakongnumbernya."dineletekonaperomemorizedkoehperohindikosyaitetextnomatterwhat."Ikawnalangmagtext.""Walaakongload.""Andamotmo.""Ehwalangaeh.""Sigenanga,salamatnalang."tumalikodnaakoparaumalisnaperopinigilannyaakoathinawakansabraso.
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Lumingonakosakanyangmaypagtataka,ngumitisyanaparangnahihiya,"Sigenangaitetextkonaperoinexchange,pedemakuhanumbermo?"Nabiglaakosatanongnya,"Ahsorry,hindiakonamimigayngnumberkosamgahindikokilala.""I'mTrey,socanIhaveyournumbernow?""Nicemeetingyoubutno."inaliskonayunghawaknyasakin."Aww.CanIatleasthaveyourname?""Sena.Sigena,I'mgoing."Naglakadnaakopaalisnunnungmarinigkosyangsumigawsakin,"BabyeSena!Ingatkaha!"Ewan.Feelingkoangcutenyaeh,kiniligakonungtinanongnyanumberkoatpangalankothoughhinditalagaakonamimigayngnumberkosamgahindikokilala.Pero...cutenyatalagaeh.*blush*
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Paalisnatalagaakonunkasomaynakabanggaakonglalakisamayhallway,"Aysorry.""Sena!What'reyoudoinghere?HinahanapmobasiAllen?"kilalako'to,isasyasamgakabarkadanitoot."Oy,bawaldawbigkasinangnameniAl--nitoot!"nabiglanamanakongmakaratingnakaagadsatabikoyunglalakikaninanaangpangalandawayTrey."Ano?Toot?Ha?AnongsinasabimoTrey?TsakakilalamosiSena?"naguguluhangtanongngkabarkadanitoot.SinikokoyungTreyatkinausapyungkabarkadanitoot,"Ahwalayun,wagmongintindihinyungsinasabinya.NapadaanlangakoditokasimaysinabilangakokayTrey,diba?"Ayawkokasingmalamanngkabarkadanitootnanagpuntaakodunsaclassroomnilaparasakanya.
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"Ano?"medyonaguguluhangtanongniTreyperotinignankolangsyawiththeexpressionsaying''sigenanaman,umu-ookanalang'.atyunnga,mukhangnagetsnya,"Ahoo.Maysinabikasisyasakin.""Ahganunba,akalakonamanpinuntahanmosiAllen.""Sitootsabi!"sinikokoulitsiTreykasiangkulitnya,hindipedengmalamanngmgakabarkadanitootnatootangtinatawagkosakanya."Anobangtoot?""Ahwala!Sigealisnakamiah,bye!"dahilsagustokongiwasanyungtanongayhinilakonapaalissiTrey."Saantayopupunta?"napatigilnaakosapaglalakadngmaalalanghawakkopangapalasiTreyhanggangsapaglalakadkosahallway.
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Binitawankokaagadsya,"Ahwala,akouuwina,ewankosayokungsaankapupunta.""Eh?Pagkataposmoakonghilahin,iiwanmolangako?""Bakit?Anonggustomo?Nahilalangnamankitakasiangingaymo.""Ha?Akomaingay?Anonamanginawako?""Ehtootkakasingtooteh!""EhdibasabimoayawmomaririnignamenyaehyungsiAshkanina,sinasabingsinasabiyungnamenunehkayasinasabihankolangsyanawagsabihinnamenunatsabihinnyadapataytoot!""Alamkoperokasi--agh!Wala.Bastawagkanalangkasimaingay!""Ehanobakasimeronkaytoot?""Walakanadun."iniwankonatalagasyapagkatapos.Medyonainiskasiako,angkulitnyakasieh.----
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Nagingsuccessfulnamanyungarawkoforaweeknahindibinibigkasnihindinaririnigangpangalannitoot.MinsannganaeenjoypanaminniKateeh,parangnagiginglaronalangsaminyungbadwordthingyeh.XDEverydaykongtinitignananglockerkotomakesuremayletterngdumating,nahohooknakasiakosamysteriouslettersnaitoeh.Kungsinumansya,nagpapasalamatakosaginagawanyaparasakin.Kungbabaesya,kakaibiganinkosyaatkunglalakisya...bakamahalinkosya.haha.Hindi,jokelang.SabinganiKatebakamamayadawisangfatsoperokungganunnga,pedekorinnamansyangmagingkaibigandiba?Bastakungsinumanitoatpagnakilalako,I'llbeverygratefultoher/him.Mukhangweeklymagpdalangletterkasiafteraweek,sakalangakonakareceivengletter."Sis!Ayanna!Maynewletter!"excitedkongpinulotyungletternanalaglagmulasalockerkopagkabukaskonito.BinasaagadnaminniKateanglaman.
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-----3.Donewthingsthatwillkeepyourselfbusy.---Atpagkabasakonun,nakareceiveakongtextfromananonymousnumber.From:+63000******HiSena!Ako'to,siTrey,yungsaclassnitoot.Kamusta?
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Howdidheknowmynumber?Way---3Surekabadyan?natatawangnag-aalangangtanongsakinniKatehabangnagfifillupakongformsataekwandoclub.Oo,dibanganabasamonamanyungnakasulatdunsa3rdletter?Dibaangsabidosomethingnewdaw!Eto,newto!Imjoininganewclubatalammonamangneverkongnatrymagtaekwandodiba?Ithinkthiswouldbecool!
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Ithinkthiswouldbeadisaster!Youcantevenopenacapofabottledketchupwhatmorekungmakikipagbugbugankapadyansamgataekwandostudents!Bakamabaliankalang!tawaparinsyangtawa.Tinignankosyangmasamaatsarcasticnasinabi,Napakasupportivemongkaibigan.MamamataynaatasakakatawasiKate,Ehkasinamanbakithindikanalangsumalisaclubko?Dunkanalangsaclubko.Heh.Maspreferkopangmabalianngbutosataekwandokesamagsayaw!Alammonamangbalu-baluktotangpaako!Masmamamataypaakosapagsasayawkesasapagta-taekwando!Sigenanga,bahalaka.Bastapaalalalang,ilagaymonasaspeeddialsmoang911.
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Heh!Umaliskanangadito!Dumiretsokanasaclubmo,tignanmongakunganongorasna.Iniintaykanangmgaclubmembersmo!Antarayneto,ikawnangatongnagpasamasakinikawpanagpapalayassakin.Sigenanga,babyena!Goodluck,sabihinmolangsakinkunganonghospitalroomkapagkataposah?Sinipakosyasapaaperonakailagsya,Woah!Wagkangmagpracticesakinngtaekwando!Che!tumawalangsaatnagwavenaatumalisna.Nungmataposnaakomagfillup,binigaykonadunsaorganizersamaypinto.
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Here.Thankyou,pedekangmagstart.Itoyunguniformmo,inabotnyasakinangplaticnguniformnungpangtaekwando,Youcanpayituntil27.Yungchangingroom,andunsamaybandangkanan.Tinignankoyungtinuronya,Ahokay,thankyou.Pagkataposnundidiretsonaakodunsamaypracticehallright?Dunsamaygitna?Tumangosyaatngumiti,Ahoo,medyomalelatelangyunginstructornyosincelatematataposyungklasenyangayon.Peromayamaya,dadatingnayunsomaramikapangtimeparamakapagpalitsauniformmo.Ah,studentdinyunginstructornamin?
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Yep,blackbeltersyaperoyungwhitebelterslangtinuturuannya.Itolangyungnaisipngclubnaparaanparamakatipidsabudget.Mahalkasikungkukuhapakaminginstructor.IsalangtalagaangtunaynateacherngtaekwandoditoperoyungmgahighbeltersnatalagatinuturuannyaateveryTuesdaylangnapunta.Anyway,magalingnamanyunginstructornyokahitstudentsya.Siguradongmatututokayo."Ohganunba,osigemagpapalitnaako."nagdiretsonaakosachangingroomatpagkatapospumuntanaakodunsagitna,samaypracticehall.Nag-hiatnginitiankolangyungmgataodunnamgawhitebelters."Ahmaybago?That'sgood."naririnigkongparatingyunginstructornamin,"Hieveryone!Maybagodawtayongmember!Anditobasya?"Nabiglaakonungmakitakokungsinoanginstructornamin,"Sena!Ikawpala!Nicetoseeyouhere!""Ikawanginstructorngwhitebelters?!"napanganganalangakongmakitakosiTreynanaka-taekwandouniformatnakablackbelt.Unbelievable.
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"Yep,"nagwinksyasakin,"Don'tworryI'malwaysgentlewithcutestudents."Ican'tbelievehim.Really.Perowalanangaakongmagagawa,naginginstructorkonasyaeh,sumalinaakoditoatwalangatrasan.Nakakainislangkasisakanya,simulanungnakuhanyayungnumberkosahindikomalamankungkanino,tinextnyanaakongtext,nagtatryngarinsyangtumawageh.He'slikeastalker!Perohindikonalangsinasagotyungtexts&callsnya.Tapostinatrykoringiwasansyangmakasalubongsacorridors.SabingasakinniKate,kungginayumakodawba.Asapanaman.Perobutinalangpagorasngpractice,hindisyanangungulit,seryosongasyapagnagtuturoeh.Paratalagasyangteacherperonungmataposyungpracticeatnakapagpalitnaako,nakitakosyangnagiintaysatabingchangingroom.Nakapagpalitnasya,nakasabitnayungbagpacknya,medyobasapayungbuhoknyadahilsigurosapawisatnakasandalsyasamaypaderdunhabangnakapamulsa."Angtagalmoah."
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"Hinintaymoako?""Yup,"naglalakadnaakonunperosinusundankosya,"hatidnakitasainyo.""Ha?Anokasinuswerte?Ayoko.Kayakongumuwimag-isasakakasabaykobestfriendkoeh.Infact,ayannasyaoh."nakitakokasingpapalapitsaminsiKate,taposnarinsiguroyungpracticengclubnya."Sena,boyfriendmo?"tanongagadniKatepagkakitakayTrey."Ahyes,"lumapitsiTreykayKateatinabotangkamaynya,"I'mTreyngapala,boyfriendniSena.""Ah,nicemeetingyou.Ingatanmobestfriendkoha."inabotnamanniKateangkamayniTreyatnakipagshakehands."T-teka!"pinagbitawkoangmgakamaynila,"Siraulokaba?Boyfriend?Mukhamo!Kapalneto.Kate,hindikoboyfriendyan,wagkangmaniniwalasamgapinagsasabinya."
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"Buthe'snotthatbad,pedengboyfriend,bakitayawmo?""Lookoh,payagbestfriendmo.Alammokasibagaytayo,"biglanyaakonginakbayanatnatawalangsiKate.Argh,angtaasnamanngconfidencenitongTreyna'tosasarilinya."Anoba,"tinanggalkoangkamaynyasabalikatko,"Layuanmongaako.TaranangaKate,uwinatayo.""AhoongapalaSena,hindiakomakakasabay.Dadaanpakasiakosabahayngboyfriendko,kitanalangtayobukasah.Sige,babye!"HindipaakonakakaimikaytumalikodnasiKateatumalisna.IniwannyaakokasamaitongTreyna'to."Paanobayan,walakangkasabaysapaguwi?Ihahatidnakasikitahanggangsainyo.""Marunongakongumuwimag-isanoh,tinginmosakin4yrsold?""Oo.""Aba!"talagangtinginnyasakin4yrsold?!
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"Mukhakakasingbaby,babyko!"anakng!Bumabanatpa'tongmanongna'to."Ewankongasayo,aalisnaako.Wagkangsusunod."naglakadnaakoperonapansinkongnaglalakaddinsyasatabiko,"Dibasabikowagkangsumunod?!""Ehpaanokungparehastayongdaan?Bawalnabaakongdumaansadaanmo?""Atleast,wagkangtumabisakinsapaglalakad.Kunggustomomaunakangmaglakadokayamahulika!Hindiyungnasatabikita!""Ehgustokomaglakadnggantoeh.Parehaskasitayongbilissapaglalakadkayanagsasabaytuloytayo.""Argh!Ewankosayo!"walanaakongnagawakundihayaannalangsyangmaglakadsatabiko.Intheenddinnamankasi,kahitanonggawinko,ipagpipilitannyalanganggustonya.Ijustbettersavemyenergyfromarguing.
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"Bakithindimosinasagotmgatextsatcallsko?""Atsinonamangmaysabisayonapedemongkuninnumberkoha?Atsakasanglupalopmonakuhanumberko?!""Edikaytoot.""Ha?""KayToot,kayAllen.""Ha?!""Angbingieh,kayTootnga!""Ahh."yunnalangyungnasabikoperoangtotoo,nalungkotako.KungtutuusinnakakatuwanameronpasiAllenngnumberkoperonakakalungkotkasi,pinamimigaynyanalangyungnumberko.Binubugawnalangpalaakongayon,hownice...:|"Ohbakitparangnatahimikkaata?""Tahimiknamantalagaakoeh.Wagmongaakongkausapin.""Antaraymotalaga.Oongapala,magka-anuanokayoniallen?Estenitoot?Bakitbatootangtawagmodun?""Magkakilalalangkaminun,"magkakilala?Actually,mag-exeh."Walakangpakelamdun.""Dalina,gustokongmalamankungbakittootangtawagmosakanya.Naku-curiousakoeh."
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"Sabikowalakangpakelamdun.""Ayy.SigeitatanongkonalangbukaskayAllenkungayawmongsabihin.""WAG!"nabiglasyasapagsigawko,yumukonalangako,"wagmongsasabihinkayAllen,wagkangmagbabanggitngkahitanosakanyanatungkolsakin.""Eh?""ExboyfriendkosiAllen,masayakana?Ayanmanahimikkana.Wagkangmagsalitangkahitanolalonapagtungkolsakanya."Tumahimikngasyapagkasabikonun.Perohindirinnagtagalumimikulitsya,"Kayakasiguroumiiyaknun."
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Thistime,napatinginakosakanyaperonakatinginlangsyasadaannun,"Ha?Anongsinabimo?""Iyo'todiba?"biglasyangmaynilabasnapanyosabulsanya,"Panyomo'todiba?"Tinignanatinabotkoyungpanyo,"Akin'toah,paanonapuntasayo?"Tandakoyungpanyongyun,yunpayungniregalosakinniAllennungmonthsarynamin.Nakasulatpangadunyunginitialsnamin,A&S.Ayunyungpanyonggamitkonungarawnanagbreakkami."Napulotkopagkataposmongumiyaknun.Nilagaymosabulsamoperonalaglagsya,pinulotko'topagkaalismo.""Anongsinasabimo?"
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"Dibaumiiyakkanunsamayplayground?Gustosanakitanglapitannunkasohindinamankitakilalakayabakamagalitkasakinpagnilapitankita,pinanuodlangkitanunkahitgustokitangi-comfort.Atyunnga,nungmataposkangumiyak,itatagomonasana'tongpanyong'tosabulsangpaldamokasonalaglagkayapinulotko.Balakkosanangibaliksayokasosatuwingnakikitakitasaschool,walaakonglakasngloobkausapinkaatibigay'tosayosincehindinamantayomagkakilalanun."Naiiyaknaakohabanghawakkoyungpanyo,naaalalakonanamankasiyungarawnanagbreakkaminiAllen.Yungarawnasinabinyasaking,ayawnyanaattigilannanaminyungkunganongmeronkami.Angsakitnunsakinkasibiglaan,nihindimanlangmunasyanagparamdam.Hindiakoreadynunkayangahanggangngayonhindiparinakomakamoveon.MahalnamahalkosiAllenkahithanggangngayon.Tulonangtuloyungluhako,walanaakongpakelamkahitmayisangTreysaharapko,bastaumiiyaklangakohabangnaglalakad.Ipampapahidkonasanayungpanyosaluhakokasobiglanyanginagaw'tosakin."Anoba!""Wagsapanyong'to,"biglanyaakonginabutanngpanyonya,"Ditokaumiyaksapanyoko."
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Ginawakongayungsinabinya.Tumigilkamisaisangbenchmalapitdun,umiyakakongumiyak.Tahimiklangsyasatabiatakohindidinakonaimik.Iyakkolangangmaririnigatangingayngmgadumadaangsasakyan.Walanangarinakongpakelamkungmaymgadumadaangtaongnakakakitasakin."Mahalkosya,mahalnamahalko."kinakausapkoangsarilikohabangnaiyak."Sige,iiyakmolang."sapagsabinyanun,lumakaspalaloangiyakko.Angsakit,angsakitsakitatangsikipsikipngdibdibkoperopagkataposkongumiyak,medyolumawagatgumaannayungpakiramdamko.Ineededthatcry,makesmefeelalittlebetter."Okaykana?"tumayonakaminun."Ahoo,inaantoknaako."ewanko,satuwingmatataposakongumiyak,nakakaramdamakongsobrangantok,"Uuwinaako.Wagkangsumabaysakinplease,Ineedtobealonerightnow.Ibibigaykonalang'tongpanyomobukas."
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"Sure.Youcankeepthehandkerchief."tumalikodnasyasakinatnaglakadpalayohabangnakawayatnakapamulsaangisangkamay.Pinagmasdankolangsaglitanglikodnyaattumalikodnarinpagkataposparaumuwina.Ireallyneedsomethingtokeepmebusy.Bukas,I'lljoincookingclub,artclubatmediaclub.Ineedmorethanoneclubsrightnow.Ihavetokeepmyselfoccupiedwithotherthingsbecauseifnot,I'llbehauntedw/Allen'smemories.Itscaresmejusttothinkofit.Hindipaakonakakaratingsabahay,nakatanggapakongtextmulakayTrey.From:+63**************
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Smile.-TreyAfterreadingit,Iactuallyfeltlikesmiling.Ewanko,histextsoundedlikeacommandsoIdidit.---"Sanameron."Iknowkahit2dayspalangangnakakaraan,I'malreadyhopingnasanamaylamananglockerkonglettermulasamysterioussender.Perohindingaakonabigo,dahilpagkabukaskomaynalaglagulitnapapel.Butinalang,napabilisangsumunodnyangletter,excitedkasiakosamgawaysnanakasulatsapapelnya.Feelingkobinibigyanakongpag-asanitongnagbibigaysakinngsulat,binibigyannyaakongpag-asanamalimutansiAllenatmakamoveonna.#4.Indugeyourself.
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ItsoundedsimplebutIthinkit'saniceidea.It'sbeenawhilesinceIlastwentshopping.Pagkataposkongmabasayungletter,tinagokoitosabagkoatnagsalitasamalakasnaboses,"Kunganditokamansapaligid,salamatah."*TUGSH*Maynarinigakongnalaglagnamgagamit.Pagtinginkosamaykanankosamayhindikalayuanglocker.."Ayoskalang?"SiAllen,tinutulungannyayungisangbabaedunnanaglaglaganangmgalibro,
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Way---4"Kunganditokamansapaligid,salamatah."*TUGSH*Maynarinigakongnaglalaglagannagamitsakanangbahagingcorridorsamayhindikalayuanglocker.Nakitakoangisangbabaedunnasinisimotangmgagamitnyahabangtinutulungansyangisanglalaki."Ayoskalang?"patuloysapagpulotyunglalakisagamitnungbabae,"Sasusunodkasimag-iingatka,babe."
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"Sige,tarana."nakitakongumakbaypasiAllendunsababaeatnagsimulanasilangmaglakadperopagharapnilasakin,alamkonakitaakoniAllen.Alamkongnagsalubongyungmgamatanamin...alamko,hindiakobulagniduling.Peroinalisnyarinangtinginnyaatmasayasyangnakipagusapsagirlfriendnyahabangnakaakbaysyaditoatnaglalakadnasilapaalis,sadireksyonkoanglabasansacorridorkayanadaanannilaako."Bakit?"narinigkongtanongniAllen."Ehkasisabingpinsankoganundawyun!Angkulitnuh?hahaha!""Angkulitnga!haha!"tumatawasila,mukhangangsayangpinaguusapannila.Dumaansilasakin,ahhindipala,hindisiladumaansakin,nilagpasanpalanilaako.Bakit,anongsatinginko,titigilsila?TitigilsiAllen?Bakitnaman?Anongmeronparatumigilsyasaharapko?Ah,walangapala.Hindingapalakamimagkakilala.Peronungdumaansilasatabikoatnaririnigkoyungmasayanilangtawanan,naiinggitako.Nagseselosako.GanunbakamidatiniAllen?Hindisiguro,hindikamibagayeh.Sila,bagaysila.Bagaynabagaysila.
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"Sanamasayasilasaisa'tisa."naibulongkonalangsasarilikoyunhabangpinapahidkoyungluhakongtumutulosamgamatako.---"Hindimobatalagaakomasasamahan,Kate?""Pasensyanatalaga,Sena.Maytatapusinpakasiakongprojectehbukasnatalagayungdeadline.Sorrytalagaah,babawinalangakobukas.""Osigenanga,bukasnalang.Bye."ini-endkonayungcallatpinagpatuloykonalangmagswingngmahina.Nasaschoolparinakokahit6pmna,nanditoakosamayplayground,walanamasyadongmgatao,mgaumuwina.Yungmgamaypractices,clubsatmeetingsnalangangnatirasaschool.Walanamanakongpracticengtaekwandosaarawna'toperopinreferkotalagamagstaymunasaschool.Walapakasiakongganangumuwi.Ansamaparinkasingpakiramdamko,gustokosanangmaggalasakungsaankasowalaakongkasama,siKatesanakasobusysya.
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Anglonerko.Anglungkottuloy.Paggantongtahimik,paggantongnagiisaako...lahatnaiisipko.Lahatnaalalako...lahat.Naramdamankongmaytumulongluho,feelingkomagdidiretsonanamanangluhakoperohindinatuloydahilnadistractakongisangmusic...Clickheretohearthemusic:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We1AQetsAx4yuuuuuuh~~tententen~~Familiarsakinyungmusic,angalamkoyunyungintrongCrankThatngSouljaBoy.
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~~SouljaBoyOffInThisHoeWatchmeCrankAndWatchmeRollWatchmeCrankDatSouljaBoyThenSuperManDatHoeNow,WatchmeYua....(CrankDatSouljaBoy)Now,WatchmeYua....(CrankDatSouljaBoy)Now,WatchmeYua....(CrankDatSouljaBoy)Now,WatchmeYua....(CrankDatSouljaBoy)~~"OMG!"nabiglanalangakonglumabassiTreynamayhawaknaphonesalefthandhabangnagsasayawnungstepngSouljaboykungsaantinatataastaasangkamaypatiisangpaahabangnagiistepsaisangside.Mukhasyangtangangewanperoewanko,sobrangnatatawaakosaginagawanya."Yuuuuuu~~"biglasyanglumapitsakinathinigitakopatayosakamayko."O-oy!"
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"Yuuuuu~~Souljaboywamiyuuuu~~"kumakantakantapasyahabangsumasayaw,"Dalisabyanmoako.""Ha?Ayokonga,magsayawkamagisamo.Mukhakangtanga!HAHA!Bakitkabanagsasayawoutoftheblue?""Yuuuu~~"hinawakannyayungkamaykoatitinaasnya'toatginalawgalawparasumayawako,"Souljagirl,sayawnamandyan!Yuuuuu~~wamiwamiyuuu~~""HAHAHA!ANOBA!"perokahitmukhangnagpoprotestaakosakanyaehnatatawanalangakoatintheendnakisayawrinakosakanya."Wamiwamiyuuuu~~"Mukhakamingmgatangadunnanagsasayaw,nakantaatnagtatawanan.Butingawalapangnadaannakahitsinodunehkundinakakahiyatalagakami.Nungmataposyungkanta,haloshaponghapokamingtumatawapagkauposaswing.
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"Grabe,nakakapagodyunah!hahaha!"habolhabolkoparinanghiningakohabangtawangtawa."Oongaeh,peroangsayanuh?"kahitsya,habangnasatabingswingko,tawaparinsyangtawa."Oo!Sobra!Paratayongmgabaliw!haha!""Ikawlang!hahaha!"Pinalokosyasabrasoperomahinalangatpabiro,"Napaka!Ikawkaya!Ikawdyanbiglangsusulpotatsasayawoutoftheblueeh!""Nakitakasikitadyan,nagsesentieh!Mukhakangemongoloid,hindibagay!haha!""Masmongoloidka!hahaha!Perothankyouha,nagenjoyakosakabilawangyun!Perojusmenaman,makalumakanamanmasyado.Souljaboypayangnasacellphonemo?2000somethingpayanah?Lumanglumanayangkantamoeh.""Sorrynaman!Nagagandahanakoditoeh.Wait,"yumukosyataposmaypinulotnapirasongpapeldunsailalimngswing,"Iyoata'to,nalaglagpaguponatin."Inabotkoyunattinignankungano,"ahetoba.Thankyou,butinakitamoagad.Ayokokasimawala'tongmga'to."
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"Anobayan?""Aheto?Letter.Alammokasi,mayisangsomeonenanagdadalasakinngletters.Sabinyatutulungannyaakongmakalimutanangexboyfriendkoandsincethen,nagpapadalanasyangletterstellingmewaystoforgetmyex.""Weh?Sinonamanyan?Sakaeffectiveba?""Ewankokungsinoperooonuh!Effective!""Talagalangha?Bakitnakalimutanmonabasitoot?""Medyo..."mahinakongsagot."Pagtinanongmonapalapagnakalimutanmoangisangtao,pedenapalangisagotangmedyo?Anonamankayayun?Medyonakalimutanmona?Meronbangganun?Medyonakalimutan?""Ewankosayo.Bastaakonaniniwalaakosamgalettersna'to,sabinyamay11wayssyaeh.Itopalangyung3rdehatkungsusunurinkosiguro'tongmga'toatnakaabotakohanggangsahulingletter,I'msureI'llcompletelygetoverhim."
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"Oh.Ehanobangnakalagaydyansaletter?"Pinakitakosakanya,"Indulgeyourself.""Ha?Indugeyourself?Nakakanosebleednamanyan,walabangtagalogtranslation?""Sirakatalaga!Angibigsabihinnyan--""Alamko,alamko!Jokelangnamannohsyemprenagetsko.Soinwhatorhowwillyouindulgeyourselfnaman?""Hmm.Alammo,righttimingka.Pedemoakongsamahan?Shoppingtayo."-----
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Asexpected,pumayagngasiTreynasamahanakosapagshoshoppingthoughIthinkshoppingisnothisthing,obviously.He'saguyafterall."Magandaba?"pangseventywhatevernatanongkonaatasakanyaanggantongtanongeh,kaninapakasikamipasokngpasokngmgadressshopsatkaninapaakonagtatanongifmagandabayungdamitorbagayba.Ithinknagsasawanangaatasyasakatatanongkoeh."Magandaka."yunnangalangyungsinasagotnyakayabumuntonghininganalangako."Sigenanga,tamanasamgadresses.Samahanmonamanakosaparlor.""Eh?""Gustokosanamagpagupitngbuhok."
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"Ganunba?Osigesabaynatayo.""Ha?""Balakkosanangmagpagupitnadinehsincehumahabanarinyungbuhokko,"hinawakannyapayungdulongbuhoknyatocheckit,"perosasabadopadapatperoitdoesn'tmakedifferencenamanehsosabaynatayomagpagupit.Saankabanagpapagupit?""IpreferRickyReyes.""Osige,halikana."hinigitnyanayungkamayko.Actually,Ireallyfeelawkwardwhenhetakesmyhandandwewalkwithintertwinedhands.Apartofmewantstotakeitawayandanotherwantsmetoletitlikethat,Ijustdon'tunderstandmyselfrightnow."Himaam,hisir!"ginreetkaminungbakladunsamayparlor,"Papagupit?""Yeah,kamingdalwa."sabiniTreynahindiparingbinibitawanyungkamayko."Halipokayodito."ini-leadkaminungbaklasamagkatabingvacantseat.TinanggalkonayungkamaykosapagkakahawakniTreysincekelangannanaminumupodunsamagkatabingvacantseat.Mayamayalangmaydumatingngdalwangparloristangmaggugupitsamin.Parehasnamansilangbabae,yungbaklangsumalubongsaminsaentrancekaninaehbumaliknaulitsaentrancedunatnagbasangmagazines.
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"Anonggustomonghairstyle,hija?"tinatanongakonungmaggugupitsakin,narinigkorinnatinatanongrinsiTreynungmaggugupitsakanya.Biglanyaakongtinawag,"Sena,""Oh?"lumingonnamanakosakanya."Wagmomasyadonggugupitanbuhokmo,yungmgahanggangditolang,"tinuronyayungbalikatnya,"Taposmagpabangska,"nilagaynyanamanyungkamaynyasatapatngnoonyaparamagsignngbangs,"bagaysayo.""Ikaw,magpakalbokaah?Bagaysayo."Tumawalangsyadunsasinabikoperobagosyaumayosngupo,"Bastha?Wagmomasyadongiiklianatmagpabangska."
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Taposnun,kinausapnyanayungmaggugupitsakanyaatnagbasanasyangmagazine.Akonaman,sahindikomagetsnadahilan,sinunodkonamanyungsinabinya.Nagpabawaslangakongmga1andahalfinchestaposnagpabangsako.Naunasyangnatapossincemasmatagalshampoohin,patuyuinatkunganuanopangetchosangginawasabuhokkosincemahabangaatganuntalagapagsababae.Samantalangsakanya,madalilangshampoohintaposmadalilangmatayoatkontinggupitlangangginawasakanyaehtaposnasya."Ohayan,taposnamaam."tinignankoyungbuhokkosasalaminsaharapko,hinawakhawakankopangayungbangskosaharapankoeh.Nakakapanibagokasieh."Dibasabikosayobagay?""Oonganoh."tatayonasanaakonunkasopinigilannyaako."Waitlang,hindipatayotapos.""Ha?"nakitakongumupoulitsyadunsapinaggupitannyakaninanasatabikolang.
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Pagkataposnun,nagshoppingulitkamisamgadamitan,sapatosatbags.Maramiramirinakongnapamiliatlahatyun,syayungnagdadala.Hindikosyapinilitdalhinyun,syayungnagvolunteermagdalalahatngbags.Nungnasaisangstorekami,maypinakitangdamitsakinsiTrey,"Bilhinnatin'to!"Nungtinignankoyungshirt,nakitakocoupleshirtsya.Saguyshirtmaymalakingheartnadesignsaunahantaposmayarrownanakaturosalefttaposyungsagirlshirt,maymalakingheartdinnadesigntaposmayarrowdinperonakaturosaright."Ayoko.""Pleeeaaaase?Akomagbabayad.Dalina,t-shirtlangnamansyadiba?Pleaaasena.""Ayaw."
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"Pleasenamanoh?Suotlangnatinsyangayon.Let'ssay,bayadmona'tosakin.""Ha?Bayad?Kelanakonagkautangsayo.""Hindinamansautang,"hescratcheshishead,"Yunbangsinamahankitangayon,atleastforanexchange,payaganmoakongbilhin'totaposisusuotnatinsyangayon?""Ayoko."plainnasagotko."Pleasenanamanoh?"supernagmamakaawanasyanunperomatigasparinakoathinindiankoparinsyaattumalikodnaparatuminginsaibangdress.Peronungsumilipakosakanya,nakitakomalungkotnyangbinabalikyungt-shirtssapinagkuhanannyakanina.Malungkottalagasya.Ifeltbadtuloy,Imeandibapinapasayanyanamanakongayonsaarawna'to?Kaninasobranglungkotkoatkunghindisyadumatingkaninabakanagkatotalbreakdownnaako.Sinamahannyaakoattinulungannyaakongma-enjoyyungarawkongayontaposlookwhatI'mdoing,mukhangsinisirakoyungarawnyakasimalungkotsya.Hewasjustaskingalittlefavorperotinanggihanko,Ireallyfeelbadaboutit..."Tarana,bilhinnanganatin,"intheend,hindikotalagasyanatiisatnilapitankosyaatkinuhasapagkakasabityungdalwangshirtathinigitsyasamaycounter,"ikawmagbayadah,walaakopera."
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Tinignannyalangakoattinitigan,"Oh?Bibilhinmobaohindi?Paghindiibabalikkona."Aktongibabalikkonasanayungt-shirtsperopinigilannyaakoatngumit,"A-ah!Hindi!Bibilhinkosya!"Nungnabilinanyayun,sinabinyangmagpuntakaagadkaminsapubliccrngmallparamagpalitsashirtsnayun.Tuwangtuwasyanungmakitanyangsuotkoyun,sabinyamagpapicturedawkamidunsamaybooth."Dali,pilikangbackground."excitednasabinyahabangnagpipindotdunsascreensamayloobngbooth."Eto,""Wagyan,anggay.Butterflies?Wagnaman.""Ediitonalang,"
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Thissucks,Ialwayscry.
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#5.MeetnewpeopleItoyungsumunodnanareceivekosalockerko.Minsannaiinisakosamysterioussenderna'to,anobakasitalagaangpurposenya?Imeankunggustonyanamangmakatulongdibasananagpapakilalanalangsyasakin?Angtotookasinyan,gustokosyangmakilalaatmakausap,gustokonghumingingadvicesakanya.Gustokomasiexplainnyapa'tongmgalettersnyasakin.It'sreallyhardtojustrelywiththeseoneliners,theyaresovagueandambiguous.Likethisone,meetnewpeople?Inwhatsense?SabisakinniKate,bakadawangibigsabihinsaletteraymakipagkilalaakosabagongmgatao,ibigsabihinnun,makipagsocializeakosaiba,samgatagaibangschooloribangstudyantenahindikokilala.SabirinniKate,bakaangibigsabihinngsenderngletteray,makipagdateakosataonghindikopakilalawhichclearlymeans,blinddate.Idon'treallyapproveblinddates,Ijusthatetalkingandgoingoutwithstrangers.KayanganagkaproblemakaminiKateeh,ini-insistnyaakonamakipagblinddatedawdunsacousinngfriendngboyfriendnya.
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kanyanaakoangkadatenyakungsakasakalinghindikomagustuhan.Hindinakasiakonagbothernahumingingpicturenya,dibangahindinamantalagaakointerestedsablinddatena'to?Napagusapandinnamagkikitakamisamaybenchsamaytapatngkodaksamaymall.Naunaataakokasiwalanamangnakaupodunsabench.Medyonaiinisnaakokasilatenasyang10minutes.Sabikosasarilikonapagnalatenasyang30minutesayaalisnatalagaako.Hanggang30minuteslangakomagiintaysataongyun.ActuallyayawkotalagangmagintayperosabiniKatenapagnalatedawkadateko,magpromisedawakonamagintaykahit30minuteslang.Walanaakongnagawakundium-oo.Perosahindikalayuanhabangnagiintayako,nabiglanalangakongmakitakosiAllen.Parangmayhinahanapsyasapaligidhabangnaglalakadsyapapuntasadireksyonko,hindinyapaataakonapapansindahilpalingalingangasyasapaligidnawarimo'ymayhinahanap.
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"Areyouwaitingforsomeone?"bakitbasyatanongngtanong?"No,actuallypaalisnaako.Sigeah,bye."tumayonaakonun,meronakonghindimagandangpakiramdamsanangyayariehkayanapagdesiyunankongumalis."Sige,bye."naglalakadnaakopalayongbiglakosyangmaringimagsalita,maykausapatasyasatelepono,"HelloJames?"James?Jamesangpangalanngkausapnyasaphone?"Yeah.walaparineh.15minutesnanganglateeh.Siguradokabangsisipot'tongSarahna'to?Maynumberkabangkablinddatemo?Ahsige,isendmosakin,gebyetatawagankopagkareceivekongnumber."
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Binabanyayungphonetaposmayalangngkonti,narinigkongtumunogyungphonenya,maynagtextsakanya,nareceivenyanaatayungnumber.Akonaman,binilisankonatalagaangpaglalakadko,sobrangkinakabahanako.Parangnagegetskonahindiyungsituation.*sayokbyvanessahudgens*Youarefine,youaresweetFine,I'mstillabitnaivewithmyheartWhenyou'reclose,Idon'tbreatheIcan'tfindthewordstospeakandIfeelsparksButIdon'twannabeintoyouIfyou'renotlookingfortrueloveNo,Idon'twannastartseeingyouIfIcan'tbeyouronlyone,sotellmeBiglanalangtumunogyungcellphonekomulasabulsako,kinuhako'toatpinagmasdanangscreen.Unknownnumberangtumatawag.
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[11WaystoForgetyourEx-boyfriend---way6]Sarah?Sena?H-ha?Senalangpangalanko.Osigealisnaako.tumalikodnatalagaako,gustokongtumakas.WaitSena!hinawakannyaakosabrasoko,naramdamankoyungkamaynyasabalatko.Ewan,nanlambotakoatkinabahan,biglangnamisskoyungpakiramdamngpagdadaopngbalatnamin,lalonayungmgatimesnanaglalakadkamingmagkahawakkamayokayanakaakbaysyasakin.AAH!Thisisnoteventhetimetoreminisce!>.
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Jameswho?Ipretended,TsakadoIlooklikeblindtoyou?Likeduh,blinddatesareforblindpeopleandI'mnotevenone.Hechuckled,Idon'tknowifyou'retryingtobewittyorsarcasticbutthatwasagoodshotthough,haha!Okay,timesup.You'rewastingmytime,sabikonaiminahurryatdahilmukhakangwalangsasabihingmatino,babyena!Teka,teka.Ikawngadyanhindinagsasabingmgabagaynamatinoeh,Iaskedyouproperlyifyou'reJames'blinddate.Now,Idon'twanttohearsillyjokes.Tinaasankosyangkilay,Sillyjokes?Whowaskiddingwithwhom?EwankosayobastawalaakongkilalangJames.Hindisyaconvincedsasinabiko,nagdialsyasaphonenyaatilangsegundolangehtumunogyungcellphoneko.
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See?What?!Iamabitpanicky.It'snotimpossiblethatyouknowJames'cozhegameyournumber,Ewanko,maymalidunsaphrasenyanasobrangikinainisko,Ahganun?Whenyoureceivedit,didyounotevenrealizethatitwasmynumberbeforecalling?Thisisunfair,akoallthistime,saulokonumbermoperoikaw,youdon'tevenrecognizemynumber?W-whatSena?hewasshockedandIwastoo.Natakpankonalangyungbibigko,hindikoalamyungmgapinagsasabiko,biglanalangsilanglumabasngkusasabibigko,dalanarinatasigurongdamdaminpero
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paanona'to?NowI'mtooobvious,he'llknowthatI'mstillmadlydeeplycrazilyinlovewithhim.Iwishthere'sCTRL+Z,anundobutton.Panic.Panic.Ah!WAIT!sumigawakoperoyungenoughlangparamasabingmalakassapandinignya.WHAT?nabiglasyasasigawko.LOOK!MANANANGGAL!tinurokoyungsataassalikodnya.
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TamangaangsabinoonniKate,angsalitangFOREVERehparangtermlangdinnaUNLIMITEDngSUN,GLOBEATSMART,ginamitnilaangisangwordnaangibigsabihinayWALANGKATAPUSANwhentherealdealis,bukasmakawala,WALANA,TAPOSNA.Insidejokelangsyakumbaga.HindinamanakohinabolniAllen,bakitngabaakohahabulin?Peroangtotoo,umasaakonghahabulinnyaakoehperokasohanggangtawaglangsya.He'snotreallyinterestedsakin.Hemustbethinkingthatrunningaftersomeonelikemeistiring.Iguess,workingoutwiththe5thwaycouldhavebeenagoodideaifonlyitwasn'tmyex.Ican'tevenconsiderhimanewperson.Bah,thisisdrama.I'dbetterdistractmyselfwithotherthings.Well,Iwouldstillconsiderthe5thwaythough...Nung8pmna,nagdecideakongpumuntasaisangbarparaiconsideryung5thway,meetingnewpeople?Iguessmadalilangmaghanapngnewpeoplesaisanglugarnatuladnito,maramipalagingtaoditoeh.TsakaI'llbeneedingthoseso-calledbrokenhearted'sbeverages,alcohols.Iguess,I'llbehittingtwobirdswithonestone.
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ImlooseAndeverybodyknowsIgetoffthetrainBabyitsthetruthImlikeincepnIplaywithyourbrainSoIdontsleepIsnoozeIdontplaynogamessodontgetitconfusednoCosyouwillloseyeahNowpumpitupAndbackituplikeaTonkatruckNagdire-diretsolangakosamaybarcounteratumuposamaystooldun.WhatcanIgetforyou,maam?sinalubongagadakongisasamgabartenderdunhabangnagpupunassyangisasamgadrinkingglassdun.Uhh...I'mstillundecided,Idon'tevenknowwhattoorder,Somethingheavyandfast...umm.IwouldwanttodrinksomeVodka.
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Doyouwantapintoraglassofit?I'dwantatriple.Ontherocksorstraightuntherockswithasqueezeoflime,thankyou.Wait,Iwouldwanttoask,areyouaminor?Ohnoes.
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Areyouinsultingme?DoIlooklikealittlebrattoyou?I'monlyacting,thisiswhatafriendofminewhoalwaysgoestobarstaughtme,sabinyakasipagtinanongkadawngbartenderkungminorka,justactcoolandinsultedatthesametime,inthatwaymatatakotangbartendersayokasiayawnilangmanginsultongmgacustomers.Well,let'sseeifit'llwork.A-ah!I'msorrymaam,Iwasjustasking.Youlooksoyoungthough...Wellyeah,theyoftentellmesuch.I'malready20andd'youknowhowitsuckstobecalleda16yroldgirl?andlet'saddsomemoreacting!Haha!Oh,I'msorryaboutthatma'am.Anyway,I'llserveyourdrinkrightaway!mehehe.Missioncompleted!I'msuchanawardwinningactress.Mehehe.:DNungnakaratingnayungdrinks,dirediretsokosyangininom.Nakakadalwapalangakonahihilonaako,hindiakosanayuminom,duringmayoccassionslangtsakalightdrinkslang.Feelingkodinnagiinitnayungkatawan
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ko,kayanamansinubukankonghubarinyungjacketkonasuotkokanina,nakasleevelessnalangakongayonnagreynamaystarnadesignsagitna.Nakajeansnamanakoatnakaheelsnahindimasyadongmataas.Cleanattirenamanako,nothingscandalous.Perodahilsanaiinitanngaakoatparanghindimapakalisagagawinatnawawalasasarili,napagdesisyunankongpumuntasadanceflooratnakipagsayawkungkani-kanino.Hindikonangaalamangnangyayari,mayhumahawaksakinperohindikonadinnapapansinmasyado,bastawalatalagaakosasarili.Naiinitanlangtalagaakoatmedyonahihilo,yunlangangalamkongnararamdamankosaorasnayun.Atewankoba,talagangmayurgeyungbodykonamagwalasamgaorasnayunkayanamansayawlangakongsayawnaparangtangadunsadancefloor.Hindirinnamannagtagal,maybiglanghumilasakinpaalissadancefloor.H-hey!Anoba!Letmego!pinipilitkongalisinangkamaynyaperohinawakannyalangakongmasmahigpitatinakbayanparahindiakomakapalagngmaayos.
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Ehangtandakonasajeanskoyunkagabi!Asanyungjeanskonasuotkokagabi?Tignanmosalabahan,nilagaykoatadun!Ay.Antungekstalagangnanayko,lagaynglagayngmgadamitsamarumihannghindichinecheckanglamanngbulsakayangaisangbeses,nalabhannyayungpantalonnipapanamay5thousandsaloobkayaayun,yung5thousandnabasa,kinailanganpanamangiblowerparamaisalba.XDPumuntanaakosalabahansamaybanyoathinanapnasamgabundokngdamitnamarumiyungjeansko,nungnahanapkona,kinapakoyungbulsaatkinuhayungcellphonekoperonungkinuhakoyungcellphonekosabaymaynalaglagnapapel...
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Paanonagkaroonnglettersabulsangjeansko?11WaystoForgetyourEx-boyfriend---6[way---6]Hanggangngayonsumasakitparinangulokosakakaisipkungsinobatalagayungmysterioussenderngletters.Hindinasanamagugulonggantoangisipankokunghindikolangnatanggapangletternumber6samaybulsangpantskonasinuotkonungarawnapumuntaakosabar.Whattheeff?!Imeanwalatalagaakongmatandaan,umm..konti...perohindisapatyungkontingnatatandaankoparamasolveko'tongmysteryna'to.#6.Entertainsuitors.
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Pinagmasdankoulityungletternakaninakopanghawak,halosgusotgusotnangaeh."Anghirapnyani-solve,hindipamandinhandwritten.Pa-fingerprinttestkayanatin,anongsaymo?"Sinapakko(friendlysapak)siKate,"Gaga.Magpapa-fingerprinttestpatayoparalangdito?Alammobakungmagkanoyun?Sirakatalaga.""Araynamanoh,"hinimashimasnyamunayungpartengsinapakko,"Ehthat'stheonlyideaIhave.Sigenga,satinginmopaanomomasosolveyan?""Ewanko.Peroayawkongmagpafingerprinttest!Angmahalmahalkayanununlessii-sponsormoako!""Mukhamo!Problemamoyanhindinamanakin,bakitakogagastos.""Ideamoeh!"
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"Wagmonalangisolve,hayaanmonalangkungsinoyan.Sundinmonalangsinasabidyan.I'msurenabalangaraw,makikilalamorinsyaormagpapakilaladinsyasa'yo.Idon'tbelievenawalangbalakmagpakilalayangtaongyan,Iknowyou'reimportantsataongyankayaginagawanyayangmgayan...atalammoba?"Biglasyanagseryoso,"Siguradoakokilalamoyangtaongyan.""Ha?!"hindikoinexpectyunperonowthatKatehadmentionedaboutit...maaaringa,that'snotevenimpossible."Thatpersonmightbesomeonewho'salwayswatchingyou.""Talaga?Sinokayasya...""Bakastalkermo!HAHAHA!""Sasapakinulitkita,angewanmotalaga."
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"HalakaSena,magingatkasagabibakasinusundankanunhanggangsabahay.awooo."paratalagangtanga'tongbestfriendko,tinatakotpaako.Mamayaseryosotapostignanmongayon,parangewan.Ewankobabakitnagkabestfriendakongmaytoyosautak.KayangaIdon'tbelievesakasabihang,birdsofthesamefeathersflocktogether'cozwe'reabsolutelynotwiththesamefeathers!>.
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"Asus.Denykapa,ifIknowkayonaniTrey.""WHAT?!Okaykalang?Hindikaya."biglaakongnalungkot,"Nihindingaakopinapansineh...""Crushmonuh?"biglanglumapitsiKatesamukhakokayanapaurongnamanako.Nilagaykolangyungkamaykosamukhanyaattinulaksyapalayosamukhako,"Pumuntakangasaclubmo.""Tss.Denyingpaeh."hindikonalangsyapinansinatumalisnalang.Crushkongaba?Sigena,hindikonaidedeny.GwaponamansiTreyeh,taposmabait,tapossweet,tapos...TAPOSNA,AYAWKONGMAGDESCRIBE.Oona,sigenahindikonaidedenysasarilikotalaganacrushkosiTreyperohanggangdunlang.Hindinamanmasamangmagka-crushdiba?Crushlangnaman...ata."AAHHHH!"inuntoguntogkoyungulokosaisangmalapitnawallatpagkataposnagcontinuenarinakosapaglalakadpapuntangclub.Paratalagaakongtangakunganuanongpumapasoksaisipko.
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"Atourfirstdate,wealreadykissed."tapostinuronunggirlyunglipsnya."There?!Omg."Afterthat,afterngmganarinigko,ewankonakaramdamakonginis.Ifeltthatsomehowsomeonebetrayedme.Ewanko.Basta,binilisanattinaposkonaangpagbibihiskoatdire-diretsonglumabasngchangingroom,nadanggilkopangasilaeh,nakaharangmasyadosadaaneh."Ouch,anoba.""Sorryha,angliitkasinungdaan."narinigkopangnainissilasakinafterkongsabihinyunperohindikonasilapinansinatdirediretsonasapaglabas.NungnagsimulanaangpracticeatandunnasiTrey,hindinyarinakopinapansinkatuladngdatinyangginagawa.Sowalanasyangpakelamsakindahilmeronnasyangkadate?Ganon?Well,I'mnotbitter.Idon'tcare,walangpansinan,ediwag.Sinobasya?He'snothinginmylife.Hindikosyakilala.Ijustbetterputmyselfintheback,sapinakaduloparamalayosakanya.Bakakasimasipakolangmukhanyapagmalapitakosakanyaeh.
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"Okay,we'llbehavingpartnertrainingtoday.1on1,'kay?Yourpartnerswillbetheoneonyourside."Lumingonakosakanankoperonakitakomaypartnernasya,pagtinginkonamansakaliwakoaywalangtao.Ayyganun?Oongapalanasaduloakoandwereinanoddnumberso..walaakongpartner?Ohwell.I'dpracticebymyself."Instructor,walasyangpartner!"biglangsumigawyungkatabikoattinuroako.Sisipainko'tongkatabikoeh,sinabipa.Hindinanganapansin,sinabipa!Argh."Oh,"ayannapansintuloyakoniTrey,"Oongapala,oddnumberstayongayon.Guess,there'snochoice."Biglasyanglumapitpapuntasakinsadulo,"I'llbeyourpartnertoday."Great.OHGREAT.Geez.
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"Ok,"nagpilitnangitilangako."Okay,we'llhavea1on1matchandsinceyou'reawhitebelter,I'llnotgiveanyattacks.I'llonlygoondefense.""Okaywhatever,let'sstart."hindipasyanakakareadyaysumipanaagadakoperonakailagsya."Woah,wait.Hindikopasinasabianggo---"hindikonasyapinataposmagsalitaatsumuntoknamanako."Wait,wait."ilaglangsyangilaghabangumaatakeako.Naiinisakosakanya.Ewankokungbakit.Sobranglakinginiskosakanyangayonnagustokosyangbugbugin.Walaakongpakelamkahitlabasnasarulesng1on1angginagawako,bastasinusuntokatsinisipakolangsya.Nakakainislangkasilagisyangnakakailag."WaitSena,t-teka!"hindikosyapinapakinggan,lahatngtinuronyasaclubna'toaygagawinkosakanya.
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"Sena,tamana!"nabiglaakopagsuntokkosakanyaaynahawakannyayungkamaykoatbiglaakonginiikotkayanamanakoaynakatalikodsakanyahabanghawaknyayungkamayko."Arayko!Yungbrasokobitiwanmo!Anoba!"perohindinyabinibitiwanangkamayko."Anobaproblemamo?Hindikanakikinigkanina.Una,sinuwaymoyungrulesngpagmamatchsataekwando,hindikanagbowatbastakanalangnanugod.Pangalawa,dire-diretsokosapagsugodnaparabangpunchingbagangtinginmosakin."tumigilanglahatattumahimik,lahatsilanakatinginsamin,"Pangatlo,bakitkaumiiyak?"Hindikonamalayangnaiyaknapalaako,pinunasankoyungluhakogamityungfreehandko."Hindiakoumiiyak,bitawanmongakamayko."sinubukankongtanggalinangkamaykoperohindinyabinibitawan.
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"Sena...anongproblema?"mukhangworriedsyaperoayawkongmagpadeceivesamukhanyangyun."Walakangpakelamdunkayapedeangkamaykomulasapagkakahawakakaalissahawaknyaatumalisnahangingroomatnagpalitagaddunbabitawanmokamayko!"hinilakongmalakasnya,medyomasakityunperonagawakonamangmakosapracticehall.Nagdiretsoagadakosachabangdirediretsoangpagtulongluhako.
"Paraakongtanga!Bakitbaakonaiyak,anoba!Tumigilngakayo!"pinagsasabihankoyungmgaluhakohabangharshnapinupunasankosila.Ayawnilangtumiglehkahitpinagsabihankona.Maysarilingkusaangmgaluhako,nakakainis,ayawnilangsumunodsakin.
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"WagkangganyanSena."seryosonyangsabi."Ako?!Wagakongalin?Alammo,bitawanmonalangakoatuuwinaakosamin.""SiAllennanamanba?"sapagkasabinyangyunmaslaloakongnainis."Hindi!"sasinigawkongyunsakanya,nabiglasya,hewasn'texpectingmyanswerneitherdidI."H-ha?Ehano...sino...paano?""Pedewagmoakongtanungin?Pedewagkangmag-alala?Pedewagkangganyan?Pedelayuanmoako.""Ha?Sena?Anopinagsasabimo?""Ewankorinsayo,hindimoakopinapansindatipagkataposnungnangyarisamalltaposngayonumaaktokangganyan?Alammo,akoangwalangproblemaeh,ikawmayproblema.Sakawagkangumaktongganyan,bakakunganongisipinnilasatin.Bakakunganongisipinnggirlfriendmosatin...""Girlfriend?Sino?"
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"Abamalaykosayo!Sinobakadateathinalikanmokahapon?!Pedeba,bitiwanmonalangako,pagnakitakapanggirlfriendmonghawakangkamaykobakamagalitpasakinyun.Ayokonggulo."hinihilakotalagayungkamaykosapagkakahawaknyaperonomatchtalagaakosaisangblackbelter."Date?Iwassickyesterday,pakiramdamanmopaoh,"biglanyangnilagayangkamaykosanoonya,mainitngkonti,"Maysinatpangaakooh!Satinginmomakikipagdateakongmaylagnat?Hindinamanakoabnoynoh.""Pero..narinigkokaninasachangingroomna..."Hindinyaakopinatapos,"Sinonagsabi?Yungbabaebanghanggangbalikatangbuhok,taposmaytalingditosamaymalapitsalabi?Yungnasaclubnatin?"Tumangoako,"Sus,siMaikayun.Wagkangmagpapaniwaladun,obsessyunsakin.Laginggumagawangmgakunganuanongchismisyuntungkolsaminkahithinditotoo.Kayangalangsumalisaclubyunkasisinusundannyaako.Wagkangmagpapaniwaladun.""Ahganunba,"ewankofeelingkobiglaakongnakahingangmaluwag.
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Binitawannyanayunghawaknyasakamaykoatbiglasyangngumiti,"Wereyoujealous?"Namulaataakosasinabinya,"H-ha?Anongjealous?Hindiah!"Helaughedatme,mukhaatangobviousyungpagsasalitako,parangnatatarantangindenial."Youwerejealous!That'swhat'sgoingon!""Iamnot!"kinagatkoyunglabikodahilnaiinisakonanaeembarrass."Yesyouare.Admitit,youlikemetooright?""Ewankosayo!Padaannalang!"tinutulakkoparinsyakasinakaharangtalagasyasadaan.
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"Sure,myprincess."umisodsyasadaanngnakangiti.Dumaannaakoatsinigawansya,"Don'tcallmeprincess!""Whateveryousay,honey.""Notevenhoney!Don'tbaptizemewithsuchnames!""OkaySena,"tumatawaparinsya,nagdirediretsonalangakosapaglalakad,ayawkonglinguninsyakasinamumulaataakosahiyanaewan,"Ingatkasapag-uwiah.Ngapala,catch!"*boink*
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IfIsay"no",that'llbeverystupidofmeright?
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Way---7,8&9"He'sactuallycourtingyou?!!""Shh!Willyoulowerdownyourvoice!"sinabikokasikayKateyungnangyariyesterdaybutseesh,paratalagangmaymegaphonesalalamunan'tongbestfriendko."Woah.Justwoah.Sabikonangabamayfuturekayongdalawaeh."nakasmirkpasya."Oona,tamangayanginstictsmo.""Ehanosabimo?Pumayagka?""Hindi."
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"WHAT?!"biglanyanghinilayungkwelyongblouseko,"Baliwkaba?!!!"Inaliskoyungpagkakahawaknyasakwelyoko,"Pedebamagrelaxkanga.Jokelangyun,syemprepumayagako.Idon'tseeanyreasonstosayno.Hindiakobaliwnakagayamo,syempreIsaidthathecancourtme.""Ayeeee.Angcutenyotalaga.Mahalmonasyanoh?""Hindi...hindipa...""Hindipa?!ha?Bakitnaman?""Ehsahindipaeh!Crushkosya,oo.Ilikehim,sigeadmittedna.Peromahal?Idontknowpatalaga,hindikopamasabingmahalkosiTrey.I'mnotevenoverAllenyet.""Allennanaman?!""Ehanobangmagagawako?Esahindiakomakamoveoneh.Istillfeelbitteraboutourbreakup.It'snotlikemyfeelingsforhimwillgoawaythatfast,mahirapmakalimot.""Asus.Mahirapmakalimot?Ehbakityungcoveragengtestnatinparasanextweeklimotmonaagad?"
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"Ehibanamankasiyuneh!Pagyungnakastucksautakmo,madalitalagangmakalimutanperoyungnakastucksapusomo...hindibastabastayunnakakalimutan.Kungparangalangbangcoveragengtest'tongnararamdamanko,edimasayanasanaakokasilimotkonaagadnararamdamankosakanya.""Pff.Sasaksakinkonayangpusomoeh,angslowslow.""Brutalkatalaga."*bzzt.bzzt.*"Maynagtext,"kinuhakoyungcellphonekonanakapatongsatablenungmagvibratesya."Sinoyan?""SiTrey,"pagkasabikopalangnun,hinalbotnyanayungcellphonesakin."Patingin!"
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"Boyfriendko?Hindimobanabalitaansatv?""Eh?Satv?Bakit?Nagartistababoyfriendmo?""Hindi.Ibigkongsabihin,kunghindimonarinigsanews.Pataynaeh."Nabiglanamanakosasinabinya,"ANO?!""Oo,patayna.Pinataykopatinarinyungmukhangoctopusnyangkabit.Chinopchopkosila,binuhusanngsukaatinihagisanghiwahiwalaynilangpartesamanilabay,sailogpasigatkanalsalikodbahaynaminatsakungsaansaanpangtubignapedengpagtapunan."Sasinabikongyun,alamkonghinditalagapatayangboyfriendnya,it'sjustheridiomaticexpressionsw/cmeans,she'sveryangrywithherboyfriend."Anonanamanbanangyari?3rdparty?""Ehanopaba!Wagmonanganatinpagusapanyun,isapa,hindikonasyaboyfriend.Binreakkosyanungisangaraw,magsamasilangoctopusnyangkabit!Moveonnaakosakanya,akalamokungsinosyanggwapo!Grrr."ayanangbestfriendkongsiKate,pagtungkolsaheartbreaksibangibakaminyan,kungakobinubuhoskosaiyak,syabinubuhosnyasagalitorsapagkain...Ewankoba,pagakomayheartbreakwalaakongappetiteperopagsya,parangbaboylangkungkumainkayanamannadadagdaganngbilbileh.
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"Ahwala,sigena,sasakaynaako.Thankyouulitguys,ingatkayoah."sumakaynasyangjeep,kumawayakosakanyaatsinabihangmag-ingatdinsya.KaminamanniTrey,nagtuloynakamingmaglakadpapuntasabahayko.Habangnasadaankami,naguusaplangkamingkunganuano."SabihinmolangsakinkungginugulokaniMaika.""Hindinaman,don'tworry.""Superobsessedkasisakinyun,natatakottuloyakonabakasaktankanundahilnililigawankita."kungmaalalanyo,siMaikayungnasachapter6.2,yungbabaengobsessedkayTreyatnagimbentongnakipagdatedawsakanyasiTreyathinalkansya."Don'tworry,marunongnamanakongtaekwando.Parehasnamankamingwhitebelter.hehe.""Hehe.Tama,ikawpa,madamikangmusclesehkayangkayamoyun.""Wah!Anongmuscles?Walaakonunah!""Jokelangnuh!ahaha."
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Yungfeelingkongayon,natutuwaatmasayaakonanaglalakadkasabaysiTrey.Hindikoalamkungbakit,butIreallyhavethisexcitedfeelingwheneverI'mwithhim.Ireallylikehim."Umm,saSabado..."nakatungosyanunatparangnahihiyanghindimapakalihabangnakapamulsasya."Yeah?AnongmeronsaSabado?""CanaskyouforadatesaEnchanted?"biglanyangnilabasyungdalwangticketngenchanted,"Binilikosilaonline,I'vebeenplanningtoaskyououtsinceyesterdayperongayonlangtalagaakonagkalakasngloob."Ngumitiakosakanya,"Sure!"Andit'ssettled,I'mhavingadatethisSaturday.----
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Friday,Ireceivedtwoconsecutivelettersinmylocker.Itwasway7&8,itactuallysurprisedmekasidalwangletters,usuallykasiisaisalangangbigaynalettersakin.Binasakokaagadito.#7.Gooutonadate.#8.Haveatleast3hrscallwithaguyyoudatedrecently.Napangititalagaakosa#7,tomorrowkasimaydateakokayTrey.Saktongsaktosaway#7.Peroyungway#8,akobadapatangtatawagosiTrey?IfsiTreytatawag,sobrangmatutuwaako,ayawkokasingmagfirstmove,nahihiyaako.---Saturday.PumuntasiTreysabahaynaminparasunduinako,pinakilalakosyasaparentskobilangsuitorko.WalanamanproblemasaparentskosincedisentenamansiTreyatsakaayoslangsaparentskomagacceptngsuitorsatmagboyfriendbastawagkolangdawpapabayaanangpag-aaral.
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Nag-commutelangkamipapuntangenchanted.Nagbuslangkamisincewalanamankamingkotsekasiminorspalangkami.Hindinamanmahabayungbyahe,mga1hrlangsyangmakaratingkamisaenchanted.Excitednaexcitedako.Sinakyannaminhaloslahatngpedengsakyan,parehaskasikamingwalangtakotsarideskahitgaanopakataasito."Uwaaaa!Kinakabahanako."nakasakaykasikamingayonsarollercoasteratinaantaynalangnaumandar'to."Ahaha.Nako,walangurungan'toah.""Alamko,hindinamanakouurongeh,kinakabahanlangtalaga.Firsttimekokaya'to.""Don'tworry,hawakkalangsakamayko."nabiglaakonunginabotnyayungkamaynyasakin,"Wagkangmatakot,kungmalalaglagmantayo,sabaytayongmalalaglag."Napangitinalangakosakanyaatinabotangkamaynya,sakagumalawngdahandahanyungrollercoaster.Sabiglangbabanito,napasigawangmgasakaypatinarinako.
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"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"sobrangingay,anlakaskasingsigawngmgataongnakasakay,angbiliskasinungrollercoaster."MAHALKITASENA!!!!!"maysinigawsiTreyperohindikonarinigdahilngasahalohalongsigawngmgataongnakasakay."HA?ANO?MAYSINABIKABAAAAAAAAAA?""SABIKOMAHALKITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"hindinaakonakaimikpagkataposnun,natamemeako.Kinikiligako.:"3Hilonghilokamingbumabangspaceshuttle/rollercoaster.
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"Grabe,ibangklaseyunah!"hawakhawakkoyungdibdibkohabanghinahabolanghininga."Oongaeh,gustomobangmaiinom?""Ooeh,nakakauhawafterngmahabangsigaw.""Sige,upokalangdyanah.Bibililangakodunsamaystallngmaiinom."iniwannyanaakosabenchparabumilingmaiinom.Habangnagiintayako,nagpapalingalingalangakosadaankasiwalaakongmagawaperopagtinginkosakaliwangbahagiparangnahagipngmatakosiAllen...Ewankokungimaginationkolangperotumayoakosapagkakaupokoatsinubukanpuntahanito.Peropagpuntakosapwestokungsaankosyanakitaehwalanamansyadun.Bakagunigunikolamang."Uy,bakitkaumalisdunsabench?Anongmeron?"nabiglanamanakongmarinigkonasiTreysalikodkonamaydalangdalwangpepsiincan.Inabotkoisasapepsi,"Ahwala,parangmaynakitalangakongkakilala.Imaginationkolang.""Bakahilokapasarollercoasterkayanakaka-imagineka!ahaha!"
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"Bakanga!ahaha!"siguronga...imaginationkolangnanakitakosiAllen.--Allinall,nag-enjoyakosadatenamin.Nakakapagodperosupermemorable.Maymgapictureskamitogethertaposbinigyannyaakongregalo,isangnecklace.Tinanongkosyakungparasaanyun,walanamangokasyon.Sabinya,remembrancedawsafirstdatenamin.Afternun,kinissnyaakosacheeks.Hindiakonagalitkasihedeservesakissafterall,binigyannyaakongisangwonderfuldate.Sanasyanatalagakasikungsyana,feelingkomagigingmasayatalagaako.Inihatidnyanaakosabahaypagkatapos,mga7pmnanunngmakauwikamieh.Pagpasokkosabahay,dumiretsoagadakosakwartoatnagpahinga.Mga8pmnun,isangoraspalangangnakakalipassimulangmaghiwalaykami,narinigkongtumunogangcellphoneko...Treycalling...
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Napangitiakoatsinagotangtawagnito."HelloTrey!""Helloprincess!Imissyou.""Waaa.1hrpalangnganakakalipasngmaghiwalaytayoeh.Magkasamanangatayomaghaponeh.""Yunngaeh,Ijustcan'tgetyououtofmymind.1hrpalangnahindikitanakikita,sobrangnamimissnakita.Kaninanungpauwitayo,medyonalungkotako,ayokopakasingumuwiathumiwalaysayoeh.Kungpedesanangiuwinalangkitasamin,inuwinakitaeh.""Hindipedeyunnuh!""Alamkoperokungayawmongiuwikitasamin,umaliskanasaisipanko.Nagtayokabangtentsaisipanko?Lagikangnanditoeh,ayawmongumalis.Shuuupiiinga!""Ahaha!Walaakongtinatayongtentdyansaisipanmoah!haha!"bumagsakakosahigaankohabanghawakkoangcellphoneko.Kinikiligakosamgapinagsasabinya.---
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Nagusapkamingnagusap,hindikonamalayanangoras.11.12pmnapala.Maghahatinggabina,tatlongorasatmahigitnakamingnaguusap."Uy,superlatena.Tulognatayo.""Waitlang,saglitnalang.""Pero...""Pedebangmangharana?""Eh?""Kakantahanlangkitataposnun,babakonatelepono.""Umm..sigenanga."Atnagsimulanangatalagasyangkumantasatelepono,anggandangbosesnya.Sobrangwarmnahalosmakakatulognaako,angsarapkasisatengaeh.
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~"TherewillbenoordinarydaysforyouIfthereissomeoneWhocareslikeidoYougotnoareasontobesadanymoreI'malwaysreadywithasmileWithjustoneglimpseofyouYoudon'thavetosearchnomore'causeiamsomeonewhowillloveyouForsure...So..."~Kinakantanyayung"IfwefallinloveninaYengConstantinoatRjjimenez.Ididn'tknownamaytalentpalasyasapagkanta.~"Ifwefallinlove,maybewe'llsingthissongasone
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Ifwefallinlove,wecanwriteabettersongthanthisIfwefallinlove,wewillhavethismelodyinourheadsIfwefallinlove,anywherewithyouwouldbeabetterplace"~Ifwefallinlove?IfIfallinlove?~"Youcanwatchsadmovisinadifferentlight,soi'llberighttherebesideyou,huggin'youohsotight...(ohsotight...)Hasfromneverfeltsocoldandemptyagain,'causeiwillkeeponholdingon,andwon'tletgo...(neverletyougo...)Youdon'thavetosearchnomore,'causeiamsomeonewhowillloveyouforsure...So...Ifwefallinlove,maybewe'llsingthissongasoneIfwefallinlove,wecanwriteabettersongthanthisIfwefallinlove,wewillhavethismelodyinourheadsIfwefallinlove,anywherewithyouwouldbeabetterplace"~
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Hindiakoumiimik,pinipigilankoangpaglabasnghikbiko.Pinupunasankoangluhakogamitangkamaykongwalanghawak."Sena?"walanatalagaakongbalakmagsalita,bakakasipagnagsalitaakomarinignyangumiiyakako.Angweirdkasikungmalalamannyaakongumiiyak."Tulogkanasasiguro?Tinuluganmoyungkantako...perookaylang,bastaangmahalaganahihimbingkangtulogsakantanginialaykosayo.Sena,sanamakalimutanmonasiAllen.Sanawagkangumiyakdahilsakanya...sanamapansinmonatalagaako.Pangakokohindikitasasaktan,mahalnamahalkitaSena.Sige,goodnight."Nag-endnayungcall.Maslaloakongnaiyaksamgahulingkataganya."Sena,sanamakalimutanmonasiAllen.Sanawagkangumiyakdahilsakanya...sanamapansinmonatalagaako.Pangakokohindikitasasaktan,mahalnamahalkitaSena."Sena,sanamakalimutanmonasiAllen...
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Sena,sanamakalimutanmonasiAllen...Sena,sanamakalimutanmonasiAllen...Sena,sanamakalimutanmonasiAllen...KontinalangTrey,tulunganmopaakongkonti.-----------Nungmonday,pagbukaskonglockerko,maynalaglagulitnaletter.
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11WaystoForgetyourEx-boyfriendbidsgoodbye..."Inyourlifeyousearchandsearchfortherightpersonforyou.Everytimeyoubreakupwithsomeoneyougetonestepclosertothatperson.Youshouldlookatmovingonasgettingclosertomeetingtheone."-IanPhilpot2weeksngnanliligawsiTrey,Imustadmitnauntiuntinaakongnasasanaysapresencenyanapagwalasyaayhinahanapkonasya.Sabingasaway#9:Enjoyhiscompany.Kahitsigurohindinakasulatsaway#9yunaygagawinkoparinsya.FullofeffortkasitalagasapanliligawsiTreyatwalangorasnahindiakonageenjoypagkasamasya.He'sverysweetandsincere,heneverfailstomakemelaughsohowcanInotenjoyhiscompany,right?
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Nawoworriedakosaletterssalockersko,1weeknarinkasinakalipassincehulikongnatanggapyung9thletter.Taposngayonnayunglastdayngschool,bukasbakasyonnawhichmeanshindinabaakomakakatanggapngletters?Sayangnaman,2nalangkasisanataposhindikopamatatanggapdiba?Sakanihindikopanganakikilalayungsendereh.Nakakalungkotnamanpagganun.Perolasttryna'to,itonayunghulingchancenabubuksankoyunglockerkokayasanameron...*teeeng*
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EH?Dapatkobangsagutinito?Perotamarinnamansiguroito,dapatkoringiconfrontnaangnararamdamanko.Dapaticonfirmkonasasarilikokunganobatalaganararamdamanko,Ihavetoclearmyfeelings!~~TherewillbenoordinarydaysforyouIfthereissomeonewhocareslikeidoYouhavenoreasontobesadanymoreI'malwaysreadywithasmileWithjustoneglimpseofyouYoudon'thavetosearchnomoreCauseiamsomeonewhowillloveyouforsureso~~Nabiglaakongmarinigkoyungteleponoko,nagriring,maytumatawag.Bytheway,ringingetonekonayung"Ifwefallinlove"nakinantasakinniTrey.Memorablenakasisakinyungkantangyun.:")+63***********calling...
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Nanatiliakongpinagmamasdanyungscreen,familiaryungnumber...Kahitnamanhindikonasyanaiisip,hindiparinnunmababagonasaulokoparinangnumbernya."Hello?"sinagotkoitosakabilangkaalamangsyaangtumatawag."Sena..."tamaako,siAllentalaga'to."Ah,Allen...napatawagka...""Maymgabagaynagustosanaakongitanongsayo,sanasagutinmo.Wagmongitanongkungbakitbastasumagotkalang."Hindikomansyanagetsehum-oonalangdinako,"Sige..anobayunAllen?"
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Hindikoalamkungbakitparangkinakabahanako,maynararamdamanakongparangmayisangbagaynamaymangyayaringhindikoinaasahan."Umiiyakkapabasagabi?""Eh?"nabiglatalagaakosatanongnya."SagutinmonalangSena,please.""Hindina...""Meronpabaakongremembranceokahitanosayo?""Eh?"nabiglananamanulitakoperonatandaankokaagadnasinabinyang,sumagotnalangdawakobastasamgatanongnya,"Ahwalana.""Binabanggitmopabapalagiangpangalanko?""Hindina.""Maymgapinagkakaabalahankanaba?""Oo,marami.""Bagaysayobangsmopatihighlightsmo.""Eh?!"nabiglaako...hindikasitanongyunatsakanapansinnyangnagpagupitakoatnagpahighlightsdati?
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"PasensyanadatiahnungdapatkablinddatemosiJames,nagkasakitkasisyanunehkayaipinasakanalangnyasakin,hindikonamanalamnaikawpalayuneh,ibakasipangalannaginamitmoeh.""TekaAllen,bakitmosinasabimgabagayna'to?Tsakadibasabimomagtatanongkalanghindikanamannagtatanongeh.""AlammobagaykayoniTrey,masayaakoatnililigawankanya.""Allen---!""MahalkaniTrey,magtiwalakasakin.Hindikasasaktannun.""TekalangAllen,"gustokongsumingitsapagsasalitanya,hindikokasimagetsbakitsinasabinya'tongmgabagayna'to.Hindiakonasaktansamgasinasabinyaperonagtatakalangtalagaako,bakitoutofthebluetumawagsyaatkunganuanosinasabinya?"Masayaakongmakitangmasayakangkasamasya.Masayaakoparasainyo.WagkanaulitiiyakSena,ha?""Allen!Tekangalang,anobapinagsasabimo?Nanggugulokobaorwhat?"medyonaiinisnakasiakokasisalitasyangsalitahindimanlangnageexplainkunganonggustonyangiparatingsamgasinasabinya."Sena...mahalmosiTreydiba?"Hindiakonakaimikagad.
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"PakiramdamanmoSenakungmahalmonasya.Ipikitmomgamatamo,"ewankoperosinunodkosinabinya,pinikitkoangmgamatako,"Pakingganmoangpusomo,itanongmosapusomokungmahalmosiTrey."mahalkobasiTrey?Dug.Dug.Dug."Pagmalakasangtibokngpusomo,mahalmonasya."Hindiakoumimikmuli,narinigkoangpusoko...
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"Hulingtanong,mahalmopabaako?"nabiglaakosatanongnyaperohindiakoumimikkundiumilinglangako,"Ikawnabahalamagchecksabox,sanamalinawnasayoangnararamdamanmo.WagkangmalilitoSenaatwagkaringkakapitsanakaraanmo.Palayainmoangsarilimosasakit...""TekaAllen!Paanomonalamanyungtungkolsabox!"angtinutukoykoehyungcheckboxunderthelettersaway#10.Mayboxkasidunehtapossatabinakasulat,"Areyouoverhim?Checktheboxifyes.""Sena,daretofallinloveagain."tumigilyungpusokosapagkabiglako,"yanang11thwaytoforgetme.""Allen---!"perowalanarinigkonalangangpagkaputolnglinya.Sinubukankongidialulitangnumbernyaattawagansyaperohindikonasyamareach,pinataynyaatacellphonenya.Hindikonagets...anongnangyari?Anoyungmgasinabinya?"Sena,daretofallinloveagain.Yanang11thwaytoforgetme.""Sena,daretofallinloveagain.Yanang11thwaytoforgetme.""Sena,daretofallinloveagain.Yanang11thwaytoforgetme."
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"Asus!Nagselossiboyfriend!Osige,makiyakapkanarinkahitalamkongsiSenalanggustomongyakapin!"pangaasarnasabiniKatesaboyfriendko."Ahaha!Sigena,grouphuuuuuuuuuuug!"lumapitsamingdalwaniKateangboyfriendkoatniyakapkamingdalwangsobranghigpit."Senayungboyfriendmo!Ugh!Balakatatayongpatayinsasuperhugnya!Nakakasuffocate!""Ahaha!Babe,tamana!Hindinakamimakahinga!ahaha!""Ayoko!Ihuhugkokayongdalwaforever!"mashinigpitanpanyaanghugnyasamin."HoyTrey!Kunggustomongmaypatayinsayakapwagako!YannalangsiSena,yanggirlfriendmonalang!Tantananmoako!"pagbibironiKate."Ahaha!Sigenanga!Ayawkopakayongmamataylalonaangbabeko."binitawannyanakamiatumakbaysyasakin.
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"AAAAH!WAGKAYONGSWEET,NABIBITTERANGSINGLENATULADKO!"tawalangkamingtawasasinabiniKate.Ah,oongapala.KaminaniTrey,sinagotkosyanungsummer,mago-onemonthnakami.SiAllen?Walanaakongbalitasakanyaafterthatcall,sabinilanagtransfernadawsyasamalayongschool.Bastanawalannatalagaakongbalitasakanya.Sayangnaman,gustokosanasyangpasalamatan...Nungunahindikonagetsperonungtumagal,napagtantokongsyaangtumutulongsakinmakalimotsaex-boyfriendkonasyarinnaman.HindikonagetsyungsenseatpurposenunperokungmagkikitaulitkaminiAllen,gustokongtanunginsyakungparasaananglahatngyunatparanarinmapasalamatansya.WalanaakongnararamdamanparakayAllenperokungbibigyanpakamingikalawangpagkakataon,gustokosyangmagingkaibigan.Dahilsakanya,nakilalakosiTrey...atnagingsobrangsayako.-----
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TheSender'sPOV.Ilangminutesnalangdadatingnayungeroplanongsasakyanko.Kaninakopangpinagmamasdanangscreensaverngcellphoneko...SiSena.Alamko,akoangnakipagbreaksakanya.Sinabikosakanyangmayibanaakongmahalperohinditotooyun.WalaakongminahalkundisiSenalang.Perowalaakongchoicekundihiwalayansyaatsaktansya...bakit?
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BecauseifI'llletherfeelingsformetogrowdeeper,maslalolangsyangmasasaktandahilsoonerorlater,mawawalanadinako.IhaveaverysevereheartdiseasethatanytimeIgetanattack,itmightleadmetodeath.PupuntaakongayonsaAmericaparamagpahearttransplantperosabisakinngcardiologistko,20%langdawangchancenapedengmagsurviveako.Nungmalamankoyundati,siSenaagadnaisipko...ayawkongumiyaksyapagnalamannya'to,ayokongmalamannyanganytimepedenaakongmamataysagantongedad.Ayokongmaramdamannyanginiwankosyahabambuhaykayanamannagdecideagadakongsaktansyasaibangparaan,yunayhiwalayansya.Gustokomainissyasakinatmagmoveonnasyasakin,gustokomakalimutannyanaakoparahindinasyaumiyaksakalingmamatayako.Gustokokalimutannyanapagmamahalnyasakin,gustoko...magmahalsyangibanatatagalsatabinya.Peronagkamaliako..."Ehanonaman?ButingayonngmarinigngmgataoditosacanteennawalangkwentaangpangalangAllen!"nasacanteenkaminunnungmarinigkongmaybumanggitngpangalanko,nakitakosiKate--angbestfriendniSena.Nakatinginsyasakinnggalitnagalit.Maybiglangsumabat,"Hoy!Allenangpangalanko,magingatkasamgasinasabimomiss!"
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"Ehano?!Bakit?!Ikawbapinatatamaankoha?Ikawbaex-boyfriendngbestfriendko?Ikawbaha?!"alamko,akoangAllennatinutukoynyanungmgapanahongiyon."Uytol,tinitirakangexmooh.Bitterparinsayo?Lakasmotalaga!"nabiglaakongsinikoakongisangkaibigankonakasamakosatablesacanteen,alamnilangex-girlfriendkosiSena."I'mgoingbacktomyclass."kinuhanyayunggamitnyaattumayonasiSena,tumakbosyapalabasngcanteen.AnglungkotngmukhaniSena,parabangiiyaknasyanun.Yungpangyayaringyun,halosmagfa-fivemonthsnakaminghiwalayniSenanun.Akohindipamoveonnunatkahitkelan,hindimakakmoveonperoangakalakonoon,nakalimutannaakoniSena.Perosobrangnagambalaakongmakitaatmasaksihankoangpangyayaringyunsacanteen,lalonangmakitakoangsobranglungkotnamukhaniSena.NaisipkongnasasaktanparinsiSenananahihirapanparinsyangmakalimutanakonoon,gustokosyangtulunganperosabikonoon,"Paano?"Pinagisipankoyunngmabutisaklaseathindinagtagal,nakaisipakongplano.HabangnasaComputerClassakonun,hindiakonakikinigatnaghanapakosagoogleng"WaystoforgetyourEx".Maraminglumabas,binasakohalos20saresultsnalumabas.Maramisilaperonapagdesisyunankong11langangkunin.
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"Yourex-boyfriendisnotworthit.Iknowit'snoteasyforyoutoforgethimsothat'swhyI'mheretohelpyou.Fromnowon,I'llbesendinglettersinyourlocker.11letterswhichwilltellyouwaystoforgetyourex-boyfriend.Ipromiseyouthatitwillonlytake11waystoforgetyourex-boyfriend."Ayanangunangsinulatkosakanyanapatagongipinasokkosabutasnglockernyahabangwalapasya.Bagokasimataposangklase,lagiakongnagvovolounteersalastteacherkosaafternoonperiodnaakonayungmagdadalanggamitnyasinceangpapuntasafacultyroomaymadadaanananghallwaykungasanangmgalockers.Everytimenanagdadalaakonggamitsafacultyroom,naglalaglagakonglettersdun.1.Putawayalltheremnantsthatremindyouofyourex.-alamkougaliniSenanapahalagahanlahatngbagaynaibinigaysakanyangmgaimportantengtao.Nungkamipa,lahatngpedengibigaykosakanyabinibigayko.Sinusulatankosyangmadalasdahilsabinamindati,masmagandaparinyungolddaysnausopaangloveletterskesasatext.Binibigyankorinsyangkwintas,singsing,teddybear,rosesatkunganuanopatuwingmayoccassionsokahitwala.Keepinganythingthatremindsyouofyourexoutofsightwillhelpyoutothinkabouthimless,yanyungnabasakosainternetatnaniniwalaakongtotooyan.
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2.Makehisnameabadword.-nungnasacanteen,napagtantoko,laginyabangsinasambitoiniisipangpangalanko?Kungoo,hinditamayun.Kunglaginyangiisipinpangalanko,paanonyaakomakakalimutandiba?From:Trey'tol,maynaghahanapsayongmagandangchix.Senadawname.kakilalamo?YunyungtextsakinniTreydatinungpauwinaako.Inignorekolangyungtextnyaperoangtotoo,nagtatakaakokungbakitakohinahanapniSena?Akalakonganabukingnyanaakoyungnaglalagayngletterssalockernya.KinabukasanpagdatingkosaclassroomatnakausapkosiTrey,lagisyangnagtatanongsakinkungkaanuanokodawsiSena.Angkulitkulitnya,hinihinginyapatisakinnumberniSenaperohindikobinibigay."Andamotmonamanpre,bakitayawmoibigaysakinnumberniSena?Hindimonamangirlfriendsiguroyundiba?"TinamaanakosasinabiniTrey,kayapagkasabinyanunnapagdesisyunankongibigaynalangsakanyaangnumberniSena.
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3.Donewthingstokeepyoubusy.AlamkokasisiSenamaypagkatamadsyakungkayamaramisyangfreetime.Perothemorenamaramikangfreetime,themorenamaramikangorassapagiisip.Atayawkongmagisipsyangmagisipdahilintheend,alamkonginiisipnyalangyungmgamemoriesnanaiwansamin.4.Indulgeyourself.NungsinamahankosiLalapapuntasalockerroomnya,nabiglanalangakongsahindikalayuannarinigkongnagsalitasiSena."Kunganditokamansapaligid,salamatah."NapatinginakosakanyaperoyumukokaagadakokasinalaglagyungmgagamitniLala.Andunakosapaligidnungmgaorasnayunatnagpasalamatsyasakin,ibigsabihinbanatutulungankotalagasya?SiLala,syayunggirlfrienkonuntimenayun.HindikonamantalagamahalsiLala,ginawakolangsyanggirlfriendparapanakipbutassasakitnanararamdamankosatuwingnaaalalakosiSenaatkungpapaanonghindikonapedesyangmakasama.AlamkomasamayungginawakongpaggamitkayLalaperopinagbigyankolangdinnamansiLalaeh,nagconfesskasisyasakinatumiiyaksyanun...sabiniLalamahalnamahalnyadawakokayanamanpinagbigyankosyakahitalamkongmasasaktankolangsya.Malungkotnamalungkottala