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10,000 Things Everyone Should Know

1. My eyes are GREEN2. The sun does not rotate around the EARTH, its the other way around

3. 2+2 does NOT equal fish

4. The DANNY PHANTOM theme song5. Elevators are SLOW, but still faster (and lazier) than stairs

6. Please, for everyones health, do not jump off the Empire State Building just to see

how big of a SPLAT you make. You wont live to see the results.7. The book is ALWAYS better than the movie

8. At this rate, CELL PHONES are going to be the cause of the apocalypse

9. A four-leaf clover is rare, but there is still no need to spend all your money on

LOTTERY tickets after you find one.10. My cat SUCKS at hunting mice.

11. Just because YOU are insecure doesnt mean you should take it out on others.

12. The original Disney movies were WAY better than the newer ones.

13. Homestuck is AMAZING14. SHREK scared me as a kid

15. Yes, most of these are opinions, but they are mine, so they are RIGHT16. 3 Doors Down is a GREAT band

17. The original Barney was a PEDOPHILE

18. There is no reason to know MLA Format, your COMPUTER does for you19. Whales are MAMMALS

20. Google Chrome is faster than INTERNET EXPLORER

21. Your asshole is much smaller before prison than after it. DONT do drugs

22. Harry Potter blew my mind BEFORE I saw the movies23. Stop TRASHING Twilightyou dont like it, dont read it

24. Stop ranting about the AWESOMENESS of Twilight. We know your opinion, noneed to shove it down our throats25. If you havent, you need to go watch the original Star Trek. Like, NOW.

26. My Pia Colada lip balm is the SHIT

27. Tigers do NOT make good pets28. I have not watched, nor do I plan to watch, any sort of POKEMON

29. I called dibs on hiding under the table of the nerds playing NERD POKER. (Thank

Butch Hartman for the quote behind that one)

30. Jamaicans have funny ACCENTS31. Unless youre a trained chef, just follow the frikkin RECIPE

32. The Minotaur has nothing on PERCY JACKSON

33. Wasnt one of the amendments Thou shall not kill? STOP the wars over religion34. Children are DIABOLICAL

35. BBCs Merlin made learning FUNeven if its not completely accurate

36. Cheesy movies are fun to MAKE fun of37. Slamming a revolving door is IMPOSSIBLE

38. When life gives you lemons, just make some damn LEMONADE

39. DONT name your kid John Smith. Its just cruel.

40. Women, as a gender, are very DUMB. But were still smarted than men.

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41. Its fun to browse Facebook and seeing all the TYPOS and just dumb wording