10 things you should know before dating a girl from a crap British town

1. FIRST THINGS FIRST: ONLY WE CAN DISS OUR HOMETOWN

2. WE WON'T BE ABLE TO RELATE TO YOUR FUN TALES OF GROWING UP IN

A BIG CITY, OR YOUR IDYLLIC COUNTRY UPBRINGING

3. WHEN WE TAKE YOU TO MEET OUR HOMETOWN, DON'T EXPECT MUCH

4. WE CAN DEFINITELY DRIVE - OTHERWISE WE WOULD HAVE HAD NO

LIFE FROM THE AGE OF 17.

5. WE LIKE TO REGALE YOU OF HOW BAD OUR SCHOOL WAS

6. WE'RE REALLY GOOD AT ENTERTAINING OURSELVES

7. OUR TEENAGE HABITAT WAS THE PARK

8. OUR WARDROBE AND STYLE WAS SERIOUSLY LIMITED

9. WE KNOW HOW TO THROW A GOOD HOUSE PARTY

10. DON'T VISIT EXPECTING GRAND ARCHITECTURE

Credit MissBella