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October 2000
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Hope Co l lege • Ho l land , M ich igan • A s tuden t - r un nonp ro f i t pub l i ca t i on • Se rv ing the Hope Co l lege C o m m u n i t y for 114 years
Students affected by violence in Mid East Some have family there, students studying in Jerusa-lem take refuge in Cyprus Megan Krigbaum STAFF REPORTER N
T w o w e e k s ago , six s igns with smal l piles
oI rocks in f ront of t hem appea red in the Pine
Grove apparen t ly in r e sponse to the recent
erupt ion of violence in Israel. T h e rocks s tood
for the a m o u n t of Israelis. Pales t in ians , and
Amer i cans that have died so far in the con-
flict.
Al though the person or g r o u p respons ib le
for the signs is u n k n o w n , there are o ther stu-
dents who have very s trong v iews on the con-
flict. as ihey are s tudy ing this s emes t e r in
Jerusa lem and o the r s have fami ly w h o live
very c lose to the violence.
T h r e e Hope s tuden t s are cur ren t ly s tudy-
ing in J e rusa l em this semes te r th rough a pro-
g ram that is in c o n j u n c t i o n wi th three o ther
co l leges . T h e s e s tudents are taught by both
Palest inian a n d Israel p ro fe s so r s in a neutral
p lace so as to learn about bo th cu l tu res and
ga in an unb iased perspec t ive .
" W h e n this cr is is b l ew up. they we re all in
d i f f e ren t places on their k ibbu tz s tay," said
Neal Sobania , d i rec tor of internat ional edu -
ca t ion .
A kibbutz is an Israeli c o m m u n i t y where
all m o n e y ea rned is shared among the p e o p l e
w h o e a c h have a spec i f i c ro le wi th in that
c o m m u n i t y . At the start of the v io lence , the
decision was made to ex tend the k ibbutz stay.
"They needed to stay where they were be-
cause we k n e w it was s a fe , " S o b a n i a said.
Later , they had to m o v e even fa r ther away.
On O c t o b e r 14th, the s tudents we re evacu-
ated to C y p r u s in order to ensure their safe ty
a n d a l so so that they c o u l d c o n t i n u e their
course work .
" W h e n w e received n e w s abou t the first
m o r e CONFL ICT o n 2
S T h JMsr/cf?
ANCHOR PHOTO BY A N D R E W L O T Z
WAR PROTEST: Two signs that appeared in the Pine Grove last week, protesting the violence in Israel and Palestine.The person or persons who placed the signs remains unidentified.
ANCHOR PHOTO BY ARIANNA B A K E R
HAIL TO THE (EX) CHIEF7-. George Bush addresses the crowd at the Republican rally in the Dow Center, Monday. He urged those in attendance to vote for his son George W. Bush, Jr. in the upcoming presidential election.
Ex-Pres speaks at GOP rally George Bush Sr. brought to campus by Hope Republicans Andrew Lotz EDITOR IN C H I E F
O n M o n d a y . O c t o b e r 23 . ihe
F o r m e r Pres iden t of the Un i t ed
States George Bush visi ted H o p e
Col lege to c a m p a i g n for his son ,
G e o r g e W. B u s h ' s p r e s i d e n t i a l
campa ign .
T h e visit was ihe cu lmina t i on
of act ion be tween the Hope Co l -
lege R e p u b l i c a n s a n d the n e a r b y
c o u n t y R e p u b l i c a n p a r l i e s . T w o
Hope s tudents , Beth Ki lgore ("02)
and Louis Can f i e ld ( ' 0 1 ) , wro te a
letter to the George W. Bush c a m -
p a i g n a s k i n g f o r the p res iden t i a l
n o m i n e e to pay a visit to Hope Col-
lege. A l though Bush was unab le to
v i s i t , the H o p e R e p u b l i c a n s a n d
t h e i r a d v i s o r , P r o f e s s o r J a c k
Ho lmes , we re able to get F o r m e r
President Bush to visit the c a m p u s .
" A l t h o u g h I ' m not sure they [our
letters] are ent i re ly respons ib le for
br inging h im here today, I ' m cer-
tain that w e ' r e all thril led that he
is g o i n g to b e s p e a k i n g , " s a i d
Canf i e ld . " T h i s is a great day for
Hope Col lege . We have hundreds
of s tudents and hundreds of c o m -
muni ty m e m b e r s all add ing u p to
t h o u s a n d s of s u p p o r t e r s f o r
G e o r g e W. Bush . "
The rally, in support of the Bush/
Cheney t icket , began with the in-
t r o d u c t i o n s o f n u m e r o u s l oca l
pol i t ic ians and poli t ical issues,
m o r e GEORGE o n 2
Administration examines website Knowhope.org still up, new policy sought
Matt Cook C A M P U S B E A T EDITOR
W h e n Jos iah Dyks t ra ( 4 02) set up
his websi te , k n o w h o p e . o r g , at the
beg inn ing of th is year, s o m e m e m -
bers of the adminis t ra t ion expressed
r e s e r v a t i o n a b o u t it . D y k s t r a re-
c e n t l y m e t w i t h s o m e o f t h e s e
peop le to d iscuss the p r o b l e m s and
to e x a m i n e the issues involved with
his websi te .
K n o w h o p e . o r g is webs i te o w n e d
a n d o p e r a t e d by D y k s t r a w h i c h
houses several s tudent organizat ion
si tes, such as O p u s and Fe l lowsh ip
of Chr i s t i an S tuden t s , a s well as
s i tes for non-of f ic ia l s tudent orga-
nizat ions , such as Vanderprov and
Inkl ings .
H o p e Co l l ege pol icy is for every
s tudent o rganiza t ion to have their
websi te on a H o p e server. Currently,
all o rgan iza t ions are on one server
ma in t a ined by CIT.
A c c o r d i n g to Dyks t ra , the mee t -
ing, a t t ended by h imse l f , Richard
Fros t , d e a n of s tuden ts , and Carl
H e i d e m a n , d i rec tor of comput ing ,
m o r e W E B S I T E o n 2
Clothesline Project returns to campus T-shirts by women victims of violence Matt Cook C A M P U S B E A T EDITOR
A disp lay c o m m e m o r a t i n g vic-
t ims of v io lence will return to Hope
this week .
T h e Clo thes l ine Pro jec t will b e
s h o w n on Monday , Oc t . 30 f r o m 11
a .m. to 8 p.m. in the M a a s C o n f e r -
ence R o o m .
The Clo thes l ine Project is a d is -
play of t-shirts des igned by, or in
m e m o r y of , w o m e n w h o have been
vic t ims of direct personal v iolence.
It is s p o n s o r e d by W o m e n in
Trans i t ion , a Hol land area d o m e s -
tic v i o l e n c e g r o u p , a n d C a m p u s
Assaul t Awareness , R e s p o n s e and
Educa t ion ( C A A R E ) .
T h e shirts are co lor coded for d i f -
ferent k inds of v io lence : whi te for
murder , ye l low or be ige for bat tery
or assaul t , red , pink, or o range for
rape or sexual assault , blue o r green
for incest or child sexual assaul t ,
a n d purp le or l avender for w o m e n
a t tacked because they are, or were
pe rce ived to be, lesbian.
" M a k i n g the t -shir ts is sort of an
e m p o w e r i n g , healing process ," said
L indsey Woodal l COO), a C A A R E
educator .
T h e Clo thes l ine Project was m o r e PROJECT o n 2
Inside
A n c h o r @ H o p e . E d u (616) 395-7877
w Aerial Dance Theater Arts, Page 3.
* Check out our Halloween trick and treat: our very first Ranchor, fall edition. The Ranchor, Pages 5-8.
Football de-feats Alma Sports, Page 12.
Campus Beat Anchor October 25, 2000
Dance Marathon to hold Halloween party T h e r e w i l l b e p r i z e s
fo r t h e b e s t c o s t u m e s
Julie Green SPOTLIGHT EOITOR
Dance M a r a t h o n is o p e n i n g its
firsi big fund- ra i se r with the co lors
o r a n g e a n d b l a c k : a H a l l o w e e n
parly will be held on Sal . Oc i . 28
for all co l lege s ludenls .
" W e w a r n e d lo p r o v i d e s o m e -
thing ihe whole c a m p u s could c o m e
lo on Ha l loween w e e k e n d , and i t ' s
a good l ime to get d re s sed up . " sa id
Diana Breclaw, d i rec tor of s tudent
act ivi t ies.
CONFLICT from 1
C o s t u m e s will be required at the
par ty- w h i c h will be he ld in the
DePree pa rk ing lot- even if it is jus t
a little m a s k . Brec l aw said.
Fo r t he b e s t c o s -
t u m e s . there will be
pr izes , inc lud ing a
D V D player. T h e
j u d g i n g will be at
11:00 p .m. In the
ca tegor ies of indi-
v i d u a l s , c o u p l e s ,
a n d g r o u p s up to ten
peop le . P u m p k i n ca rv ing
will be another contes t .
" O n T h u r s d a y [Oct. 261 s tuden t s
can g o to the S tudent U n i o n Desk
and pick u p a p u m p k i n and carve it
or paint i t ," Brec law said.
T h e s e p u m p k i n s c a n t h e n b e
b r o u g h t to t h e p a r t y to b e
j u d g e d .
D a n c e M a r a -
thon. which raises
money for DeVos
C h i l d r e n ' s H o s p i -
tal . is in i ts s e c o n d
year at H o p e and p lans
to d o bet ter than last year,
w h i c h r a i s e d m o r e t h a n
$23 ,000 .
" W e want to have over 200 danc -
e r s . " B r e c l a w said. " W e still need
m o r e v o l u n t e e r s , bu t t he o v e r a l l
c o m m i t t e e is se lec ted ."
Brec law urges all res idence hal ls ,
c o t t a g e s , a p a r t m e n t s , s t u d e n t
g roups , facul ty and staff m e m b e r s
to get involved.
" S o m e g r o u p s h a v e a l r e a d y
s ta r ted r a i s i n g m o n e y , " B r e c l a w
said. S tuden t C o n g r e s s , w h o will be
p rov id ing the dee jay f o r the Ha l -
loween party, has j u s t c o m m i t t e d ,
bu t h a s n ' t s tar ted fund- ra i s ing yet.
" W e ' r e going to h a v e at least o n e
dancer , m a y b e m o r e , " sa id S tuden t
C o n g r e s s pres ident L o u i s C a n f i e l d
( ' 0 1 ) . " W e th ink the [ H a l l o w e e n
party] is a good oppor tuni ty to bring
a lot of d i f f e ren t g r o u p s on c a m p u s
toge ther . "
Facu l ty and staff will also be in-
volved. D a n c e M a r a t h o n is g iv ing
p ins to those facul ty and staff w h o
have d o n a t e d $32 for the year to
wear on Fr idays . A l o n g with this,
they will dress casual ly on Fridays.
T h e Hal loween party will be 9:00
p .m. to 1:00 a .m. and is sponsored
by C r e a t i v e Din ing Serv ices , Stu-
den t C o n g r e s s , S A C , G r e e k Li fe
and f r i ends of the col lege .
T i cke t s c a n be p icked u p at the
S tudent U n i o n D e s k or at the door.
S t u d e n t s are a sked to b r ing a $1
dona t ion .
o u t b r e a k of v i o l e n c e at A l - A q s a
mosque , many of us were shocked . "
said Kristy T r u a x (*02), o n e of the
s ludenls in Je rusa lem. " P e o p l e h a d
been ta lking abou t peace , a n d sud-
d e n l y s c o r e s o f p e o p l e w e r e
w o u n d e d . "
T r u a x has f o u n d the p e o p l e of
J e r u s a l e m to b e v e r y c o u r t e o u s ,
w a r m and f r iendly.
"This is not a w a r be tween name-
less. face less masses . Each incident
is made up of peop le and the nar ra-
tives that they b r ing to the s i tua-
t ion." Truax said.
Recent ly , there has b e e n talk of a
new peace a g r e e m e n t b e t w e e n ihe
Pa l e s t in i ans a n d the Is rae l i s , but
Truax bel ieves that it will be unsuc-
cess fu l , as the peop le are not r eady
for it.
" T h e peace that they are t ry ing
to f o r m is a p e a c e b e t w e e n t w o
eli tes. If there is to b e a fu l l , c o m -
prehens ive peace . I be l ieve that it
has to c o m e f r o m the b o t t o m up , "
Truax said.
Nora Slaal ( ' 02) , w h o s e fami ly is
WEBSITE from 1
current ly l iv ing in Eas t J e rusa l em
w h e r e he r fa ther w o r k s for U S A I D
in internat ional a f fa i r s a n d on for-
e ign aid projects , also has little fai th
in the new a g r e e m e n t .
"Ii might keep the f igh t ing d o w n
for a little whi le , but bo th s ides will
be look ing to a c c u s e one ano the r
of b reak ing it. [The s i tua t ion] will
ge l w o r s e b e f o r e it g e t s b e t t e r , "
Staal said.
H e r f a m i l y w a s e v a c u a t e d lo
West J e rusa l em f o r a short per iod
of t i m e , bu t h a v e s ince r e tu rned
h o m e and will r emain there un less
the re is a m a n d a t o r y e v a c u a t i o n ,
because they feel re lat ively sa fe .
"I a m wor r i ed for m y Pales t in-
ian f r i ends in Rama l l ah a n d scared
f o r m y Israeli f r i ends w h o are sol-
d i e r s . M y p a r e n t s h a v e b e e n
th rough c r i ses be fo re and will be
o k a y " Slaal said.
T h e f a m i l y of G h a d e e r Y a s e r
( ' 0 1 ) l ives in Israel. H e r f ami ly is
Pa les t in ian .
" T h e r e is no peace a g r e e m e n t .
I t ' s an i l lus ion. T h e r e is n o t h i n g
posi t ive go ing on. Israel is exp lod-
ing in v io lence , " Yaser said.
Las t week , as her sister was on
her w a y h o m e f r o m universi ty , she
was caugh t in an air raid f o r over
two hours , unab le to get home . H e r
o ther sister n o longer s leeps in her
bed near the window, and the area
near he r h igh school was b o m b e d .
"I t is not fair that I get lo go to
school and g o to chu rch and feel
safe , whi le my sister is s tuck in an
a i r ra id ," Yaser said.
H e r b i g g e s t f r u s t r a t i o n c o m e s
f r o m the med ia .
" I ' m angry with the media and the
t e rminology they use. The cove rage
of the con f l i c t is te r r ib le a n d the
media is cont r ibu t ing lo mak ing the
conf l i c t wor se , " Yaser said.
Y a s e r h a s i n f o r m a t i o n f r o m
f r i ends and journa l i s t s in Israel tell-
ing her about wha t is actual ly hap-
pen ing in Je rusa lem. A c c o r d i n g lo
he r s o u r c e s , the re are o v e r 4 0 0 0
peop le w o u n d e d and over 200 w h o
have died. T h e s e n u m b e r s are m u c h
larger than those the Amer ican press
Klh/P ISRHBU?
ANCHOR PHOTOS BY A N D R E W LOTZ
MEMORIAL: Signs in the Pine Grove represent how many people have been killed in the Middle East.
has been repor t ing . <4[My fami ly] keeps receiving this
m e s s a g e : leave, leave, leave. But
they are wonder ing , w h e r e d o we
go? Do we need to g o ? " Yaser said.
" H o w can w e leave our h o m e w h e n
th is is w h e r e we we re b o m , a n d
w h e r e our he r i t age and c o m m u n i t y
a re?" Yaser be l i eves that it is l ime for
the A m e r i c a n peop le to v i ew for -
e ign pol icy as an impor tan t th ing
and to d o s o m e t h i n g to c h a n g e it by
be ing ac t ive .
was to relay i n fo rma t ion f r o m an
ear l ier mee t ing a t t ended by Fros t .
He idcman , T o m Renner , d i rec tor of
p u b l i c r e l a t i o n s . Bill R e y n o l d s ,
dean for the ar ts and human i t i e s ,
and the co l l ege ' s aWorney.
T h e m a i n i s s u e tha t w a s a d -
dressed was that Hope Col lege poli-
cies are not p repared for a s i tuat ion
such as a s tudent c r ea t ing his o w n
websi te for s tudent o rgan iza t ions .
"II ii was n e v e r b rough t up . it
w o u l d n e v e r h a v e b e e n t h o u g h t
G E O R G E from 1
a b o u t , " D y k s t r a said.
D y k s t r a is n o w i n v o l v e d wi th
helping the adminis t ra t ion c o m e up
wi th a n e w policy.
"I e n c o u r a g e d them to let m e be
in on it ," Dyks t ra said.
O n e of D y k s t r a ' s goa l s is to al-
low informat ion abou t Hope and ils
o rgan iza t ions lo be ou t in the pub-
lic. Current ly , m a n y Hope webs i tes
can only be v i e w e d o n - c a m p u s .
His o the r goal is to have m o r e
s iudent i n v o l v e m e n t wi th H o p e ' s
w e b presence .
" W e ' v e got a lot of smart s tudents
a n d a lot of t hem have great ideas ,"
Dyks t ra said.
D y k s t r a sugges ted that the co l -
lege set up a server, still on a C1T
compu te r , that would b e access ib le
o f f - c a m p u s , and be u p g r a d a b l e by
s ludenls themselves , instead of CIT.
Current ly , these ideas are still in
the discussion phase. Talks will con-
t inue.
As far as his o w n websi te , accord-
ing to Dyks t ra , the admin is t ra t ion
ag ree s tha t s tuden t o r g a n i z a t i o n s
should have their o w n webs i t e a n d
be able to control it, but they have
s o m e p r o b l e m s wi th his site, such
as what will h a p p e n to it w h e n he
g radua tes .
In the week be fo re his m e e t i n g /
D y k s t r a took his webs i t e of f - l ine .
"I did it to k ind of ease s o m e of
the bu rden on m e , " D y k s t r a said.
H o w e v e r , a f t e r t he m e e t i n g ,
K n o w h o p e . o r g b e c a m e ful ly f u n c -
tional again , w h e n Dyks t ra realized
it w a s n ' t c a u s i n g a p rob lem.
D y k s t r a i sn ' t sure wha t will hap-
p e n to h i s o t h e r w e b s i t e ,
W T H S . o r g , a site for H o p e ' s stu-
den t radio s ta t ion. A radio s t a t ion ' s
cal l let ters , by law. be long to w h o -
eve r o w n s the stat ion. Accord ing to
D y k s t r a , the a d m i n i s t r a t i o n sug-
ges ted that they mirror the site on
s choo l c o m p u t e r s .
D y k s t r a is a l so wil l ing to sell the
d o m a i n n a m e to Hope .
i n c l u d i n g c a l l s f o r s u p p o r t i n g
Propos i t ion O n e and a ban on par-
tial bir th abor t ions . Bush ar r ived
with lots of thank yous for the H o p e
Repub l i cans and Jack H o l m e s , and
c o m m e n t s about h o w m u c h h e en-
j o y s visi t ing Hol land .
"My wi fe once par t ic ipa ted in the
tu l ip f e s t i v a l , " sa id B u s h in h i s
speech . "She r e m e m b e r s the great
hospi ta l i ty of this side of the s ta le . "
B u s h s u p p o r t e d t he M i c h i g a n
Repub l i can parly, especia l ly candi -
dates Representa t ive Peter Hoeks t ra
and Sena tor Spence A b r a h a m w h o
are up for ree lec t ion. He a l so ex-
pressed his fee l ings about the presi-
dent ia l e lec t ion .
" B a r b a r a and I have m a d e a de-
c i s i o n . W e ' r e g o i n g to v o l e f o r
G e o r g e W. B u s h , " B u s h sa id to
laughter in the aud ience .
Bush s t ressed the impor t ance of
Mich igan in the u p c o m i n g e lect ion,
and his des i re to re turn the label of
" n o b l e ca l l ing" to poli t ics .
W h e n asked how he l iked H o p e
Col lege. Bush responded favorably.
" T h e r e ' s w o n d e r f u l en thus i a sm
here , and I ' m very p roud to b e he re
and very pleased thai they [Hope]
pe rmi t this k ind of e v e n t , " Bush
sa id . " A lot of c o l l e g e s get very
PROJECT from 1
cynica l and they d o n ' t let a n y b o d y
express their poli t ical v i e w s . "
S tudents w h o a t t ended the rally
w e l c o m e d the c h a n c e to l is ten to a
f o r m e r pres ident , and to hea r w h a t
he had to say abou t the u p c o m i n g
elect ion.
"I was really exc i ted about it, and
it was real ly coo l to see h i m , " said
M e r e d i t h D e A v i l a ( 4 0 4 ) . " I ' m
s l ight ly undec ided , bu t de f in i t e ly
l ean ing toward [George W.] Bush . "
H o p e Repub l i cans felt that stu-
den t s we re an especia l ly impor tan t
par t of the 2 0 0 0 elect ion, and that a
s ingle s tudent vote can af fec t the
e lec t ion . " T h e r e ' s a lot of apa thy , e s p e -
cial ly a m o n g s tuden t s , " said Mal t
S c o g i n ( 4 02) . " S o m e o n e like the
f o r m e r p res iden t might gel some of
those peop le involved ."
Listen to:
The Show Without a Home
12-2 p .m. Fr i . W T H S 89.9
started in Massachuse t t s in 1990,
a n d by 1995 it w a s a d o p t e d in
Wash ing ton D.C. by the w o m e n ' s
g r o u p N O W . T h e C e n t e r f o r
W o m e n in Trans i t ion began their
o w n Clothes l ine Project a few years
ago, and they put up c lothes l ines at
several sites in the area. C A A R E in-
vited them to display at Hope .
Accord ing to Wooda l l , the past
Clothesl ine Projects have been very
ef fec t ive .
" W h e n you are su r rounded by a
mi l l ion t -sh i r t s a n d they all ta lk
abou t domes t i c v io lence a n d rape,
i t 's really p o w e r f u l , " Wooda l l said.
"It really speaks to y o u r hear t . "
Mos t of the t-shirts that will be
d i sp layed we re c rea ted by w o m e n
f r o m the a rea , including Hope stu-
dents . A few, l ike ones in m e m o r y
of a murde red w o m a n , were m a d e
by men.
A n y o n e w h o is interested in mak-
i n g a l - s h i r t s h o u l d c o n t a c t a
C A A R E educa to r or a W o m e n in
Trans i t ion e m p l o y e e at the event .
Wooda l l fee l s that the shirts can
m e a n d i f fe ren t th ings to v iewers .
" M e a n i n g is created in a viewer.
It all depends on h o w o n e views it,"
Wooda l l said. "I t can be eye open-
ing and p o w e r f u l , or it c a n be very
s ad . " C o u n s e l o r s will be avai lable for
a n y o n e w h o needs to talk.
October 25, 2000 Th Anchor Arts
Aerial dance soars high Emily
Moe
Emily Moe l lman ARTS EDITOR
Aerial Dance Theater , an affi l i-
ale of Hope College, will present
iis Annual Fall Concer t this week-
end ai the Knickerbocker Thea t re
on Friday and Saturday, Oc tobe r
27-28, at 8 p.m.
Regular patrons and o ther audi-
ence m e m b e r s of Aerial will have
the unique opportuni ty to see two
modern companies in one venue
as Aer ia l wi l l be s h a r i n g the
e v e n i n g w i t h s p e c i a l g u e s t
E i s e n h o w e r D a n c e E n s e m b l e .
A l t h o u g h t h e y wi l l s h a r e t h e
stage, each c o m p a n y will sepa-
rately present mul t ip le works .
Unde r the d i rec t ion of L inda
G r a h a m and S t e v e n l a n n a c o n e .
Aerial Dance Theater will be per-
f o r m i n g l a n n a c o n e ' s n e w w o r k
titled "Bolero", a revival piece cho-
reographed by Linda Graham titled
"Just Dus t ( W h e n Hell D o e s n ' t
Want You and H e a v e n is Ful l )" ,
and a piece choreographed by com-
pany m e m b e r and Hope s tudent
Jodi Kurtze ( 401) titled "Beyond
Exsis tence".
l a n n a c o n e ' s p r e m i e r i n g w o r k
"Bole ro" is set to the mus ic of the
same title by Ravel . Subti t led "in
the grip of an obsession", this piece
explores the evolut ion of a s imple
o b s e s s i o n i n t o a f o r c e t h a t
crushes the senses. l annacone
believes that obsessive behav-
ior is a fact of h u m a n nature
a n d s o m e t h i n g tha t b e -
comes a ritual inside all of
us. The choreography re-
flects ritualistic behav-
ior.
" T h e m u s i c [of
Rave l ] is h y p n o t i c
and obssess ive ," said lannacone. "
I c h o r e o g r a p h e d a dance with a
limited vocabulary and it is hyp-
notic in its pat terns ."
l a n n a c o n e ' s c h o r e o g r a p h y of
"Bo le ro" began with what he re-
ferred to as a "slight germ of an
idea" and grew over a span of t ime
through working and reworking the
p iece with the help of c o m p a n y
dancers . Dancing in this piece with
lannacone ^re company m e m b e r s
B r i a n n e F r y ( 4 0 1 ) , J o d i
K u r t z e C O l ) , C h r i s t i n e
Lutz(401), Dan Patterson,
E m i l y P o e l ( 4 0 1 ) a n d
Amy VertalkaCOl) .
G r a h a m ' s p i e c e
"Just Dus t" is a three-
part work set to the mu-
sic of T o m Waits that
combines a bare theatre,
a broken down Harley,
r e p e l l i n g h a r n e s s e s
h a n g i n g f r o m
a b o v e t h e
s t a g e , a n d
o t h e r
LET'S KICK 7 7 7 : Aerial dancers in "Jus t Dust" .
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f o r m s of theatrical technology to
tell a dark story of loss and griev-
ing.
"[I t ' s ] inspired by a deeply per-
sonal incident ," said Graham. "But
it universal in its mean ing . "
Graham recently received a state-
w i d e c h o r e o g r a p h y a w a r d f o r
Aerial piece "Red W o l f . Graham
was awarded the Maggie Al lesee
Award for N e w Choreography on
Sat. Oct. 14 in Lansing. Inspired by
her dog , Phoebe, "Red W o l f ex-
plores the wild within. Graham is
honored by the recent award.
" [ I a m ] s p e e c h l e s s , o v e r -
whelmed, and grateful especially to
my dancers for doing a super j ob , "
G r a h a m said.
" B e y o n d Exs i s t ence" , cho reo -
graphed by Jodi Kurtze, will be per-
formed by Amy Vertalka. Accord-
i n g to l a n n a c o n e , " B e y o n d
Exsis tence" , is a lyrical work set to
the music of Andrea Boccell i that
explores the inner struggle of all
people to break free f rom a monoto-
nous exsis tence and reach a level
of pass ionate living.
G u e s t
E i s e n h o w e r
Dance En-
semble , a
p r o f e s -
sional rep-
e r t o r y
company based
in metropol i tan De-
t ro i t , w i l l be pe r -
fo rming three pieces
in t h e c o n c e r t as
well: "Swee t Ella
S u i t e " , " C a -
tharsis",
n d
" M o -
saic ."
A c -
c o r d i n g to
G r a h a m and l a n n a c o n e , each of
these w o r k s d i sp lay bo th of the
c o m p a n y ' s strengths, innate musi-
cality and ensemble clarity.
" E i s e n h o w e r D a n c e E n s e m b l e
does clean work and has beaut i fu l
dancers , " Graham said.
In addit ion to the evening perfor-
mances, Aerial will also be present-
ing a "Family Af fa i r " matinee on
S a t u r d a y , O c t . 2 8 , at 2 p . m .
G r a h a m ' s a w a r d - w i n n i n g w o r k
" R e d W o l f will be pe r fo rmed at
this t ime as well as some excerpts
f r o m "Just Dust" . During the mati-
nee there will be a short commen-
tary on her work by Graham and a
t ime for ch i ld ren ' s i nvo lvemen t ,
questions and answers .
l a n n a c o n e e n c o u r a g e s all s tu-
dents lo attend the pe r fo rmance to
exper ience the arts first hand and
to support their peers and faculty.
Audience opinions and reactions to
the pe r fo rmance are we lcomed as
audience are invited to fill out a re-
sponse card after the per formance
to drop off in the lobby on their way
out .
T icke t s for the 8 p .m. pe r fo r -
mances are $6 for adults and $4 for
students and seniors. Tickets for the
Saturday matinee are $3. Children
under 12 attend f ree to all perfor-
mances. All per formances are at
the Knickerbocker Theatre.
" W h y wou ld a H o p e s tuden t
want to attend this concer t?" Gra-
h a m said. "To stretch their under-
standing of what dance can be ."
BY ERIK ALBERG
of p a c e , j J ^ X ^ n a n n e
hange of pace
Arts editor
Sports & Arts? You' re probably reading this
article right now because you saw
the title and thought to yourself .
Wha t? A sports co lumn in the
Arts sec t ion?"
Well, it is finally here. Be ing on
the cusp of a new century, the
)oundaries be tween ideas and
thoughts are a lways being pushed,
the lines are blurred between
politics and pop culture, technol-
ogy and everyday l ife. It was
inevitable. Sports and arts had lo
Dlend at s o m e t ime.
And . of course , the Anchor will
be the first one to bring it to you.
I am going to at tempt to write
the very first sports-arts c o m b o
co lumn ever, if you wou ldn ' t mind
me cal l ing it that. 1 say at tempt
because you just never know how
well some things go together. Not
every combina t ion ends up tast ing
as good as peanut butter and jelly.
Example: peanut but ter and hot
tuna.
At first glance, it would s eem
that a marr iage of sports and the
arts might be a successful one. It
would seem that the arts would
enhance sports and vice versa.
For instance, wou ldn ' t it be
interesting to see orchestra playing
along with a footbal l game, with
crescendos when the home team
gains a first down, and a full
s fo rzando when someone gets a
touchdown. Likewise, it might be
cool to see a football team up on
stage pe r fo rming play format ions
in tap shoes.
Then again, maybe not. It might
be a f u n n y joke , but defini tely not
someth ing to keep for good .
Peanut butter and hot tuna.
Fur thermore , artists and athletes
have gone down in history as the
two most opposi te types of people .
T h e arts appeal to a c rowd that is
more feminine , more sensi t ive,
and more in tune with their
feel ings.
Athletics, on the other hand ,
have a lways appealed to the
mascul ine c rowd, those compet i -
tive spirits, and more energet ic
personas.
But there are those f ew types of
people w h o are artistic and
athletic, all in one. but those are a
rare breed, and for the purposes of
this article, I will ignore this small
percentage of the populat ion.
Athletes and artists would not
get a long well with each other if
sports and the arts were blended,
even if they tried. Because of this
deep seeded resentment towards
each other, and the s imple fact that
the artistic mind and the athletic
mind are dissimilar. They would
bicker, they would fight, and most
of all. they would spend most of
their t ime making fun of each
other. Examples : meathead. f reak.
pansy . jock. . .
Still. 1 think there are a f ew
of you out there w h o might
think that all of these d i f fer -
ences could be resolved and
arts and sports could be
blended in s o m e way.
For you silly idealists, all I
have to say is: peanut butter
and hot tuna.
I have one final reason why
sports and arts do not blend. It
is a real- l i fe example , taken
f r o m m y life. Also, and most
importantly, it is a sign f r o m
G o d .
I cons ider myself an artist. I
dance . I sing, I write, and 1 can
m a k e s o m e really cool col lages
f r o m magaz ine articles. I k n o w
1 am not an athlete, but I
thought that I could occas ion-
ally cross the invisible border
be tween arts and sports every
once in a while . I learned my
lesson.
1 p layed intramural sports
this fall. At first, I played
football . And I w a s decent. I
caught the footbal l a couple of
t imes , and even had a intercep-
tion at one point . I had fun in
footbal l until I j a m m e d my
finger one night as I was
ca tch ing a ball. It swel led up
purple and blue and the next
day I had to go and get an x-ray
on m y finger. It took m y about
2 weeks to recover.
So I decided I would try to
play basketbal l . I was doing
well at that too, until I had a
break away and I twisted my
knee. It was very painful . It
swel led up and I had to use
crutches. I just got off my
crutches last week . I will not be
able to dance for about two to
three weeks .
And no. I am not a natural-
b o m klutz. T h e s e are actually
the first injuries that I have
since I was five and fractured
my a rm.This phenomenon of
being injured easily is some-
thing that is brand n e w to me.
Get t ing back to the argument
since I am a dancer and dance
is m y special i ty in the arts, the
deve lopment of my art form
has been hindered by sports.
I am absolutely convinced
that the success ive injuries
caused by intramural sports is a
sign f r o m God that sports and
arts just do not mix and also
that I should never play sports
again.
The re are a lot of things that
can and should be explored in
combina t ions . But there are
some other things that just
shouldn ' t , like arts and sports.
Take my word for it, it tastes
like peanut butter and hot tuna.
We've got this thing we call Radar Love.
O p i n i o n "Anchor October 25, 2000
Our voice
Between two validities O n c e again , the M i d d l e East is a p lace of unrest . Just a yea r ago t
m a n y poli t ical ana lys i s t s felt that the region was as c lose to peace
as it has been s ince the f o u n d i n g of the nat ion of Israel. Ba rak was
in p o w e r in Israel, Pa les t in ians s e e m e d to be mov ing toward the
dec la ra t ion o f s t a t ehood , and th ings in ne ighbor ing nat ions l ike
Syria and L e b a n n o n we re far f r o m crisis points . S o wha t wen t so
w r o n g ?
O n e person , o n e sol i tary person , s tar ted the cha in of even ts that
s tarted the mos t recent v io lence . A v e h e m e n t l y an t i -Pa les t in ian
Israeli of f ic ia l visi ted a con tes ted re l ig ious site, one that has ho ly
s ign i f i cance to both the J e w s and the M u s l i m s . T h i s s a m e off ic ia l
o w n s a h o u s e jus t ou t s ide of the Pa les t in ian-cont ro l led area of
J e rusa l em, and f l ies a mass ive Israeli f lag a b o v e the ci ty as a direct
insult to the Pales t in ian peop le .
No w o n d e r v io lence began . N o w o n d e r Pales t in ians , w h o have
been opressed in va ry ing d e g r e e s for years , began to protest a n d
throw rocks . T h e rocks they are t h rowing are ou t of despara t ion .
They live a m o n g r e f u g e e s , d i sp laced by Israelis a n d y o u n g ch i ld ren
killed in c rossf i re . They cry for f r e e d o m and the right to s imp ly live
in the land w h e r e they be long .
On the o ther side of the table , the Isreal is f a c e v io lence and
unrest in their h o m e l a n d , and r e spond with fo rce to quel l the riots.
They are w o r k i n g to p rese rve a h o m e l a n d that they be l ieve is g iven
to t hem by God." T h e y are t ry ing to l ive as a na t ion in a region f i l led
with e n e m i e s and bi t ter ha t red .
Both g r o u p s have abso lu te ly val id r easons for their ac t ions , but ,
unfor tuna te ly , t hose r e a s o n s conf l i c t . T h e r e are no easy answer s to
this p rob lem, but an impor tan t th ing to cons ide r is h o w this mos t
recent ou tburs t began: wi th o n e pe rson .
Right now, three H o p e s tuden t s are d i sp laced f r o m their s tud ies
within Israel by the crisis . T h e r e are peop le on H o p e ' s c a m p u s w h o
are direct ly a f f ec ted by the even t s there . And you , the reader , are
involved too. You l ive in a na t ion that is a lmos t en t i re ly on the s ide
of the Israeli peop le . T h e Uni ted Sta tes is p lay ing a huge ro le in the
Midd le East , and that m e a n s that you are p lay ing a huge ro le in
what is go ing on. If n o t h i n g e lse , get involved , and beg in p ress ing
for peace . It d o e s n ' t ma t t e r if you side wi th the Pales t in ians , the
Israelis , or any o ther interest g r o u p . W h a t mat ters is that you speak
and act in a way that lets o thers k n o w that this part of the wor ld is
impor tan t , and that an end to the b loodshed is s o m e t h i n g that
mat ters . You may be jus t a sol i tary pe r son , but y o u ' l l have m o r e
e f fec t than you c a n eve r imag ine .
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Your voice
V f H / r L'iiicj
Student calls for action against racial slurs. ing in l ine. 1 a lone s tepped f o r w a r d n ize the impl i ca t ions of ou r words To the Editor ,
F .C .S . , G r e e k L i f e , R . I . S . E . ,
Varsity sports, and residential life.
Would y o u r op in ion of one of the
above organiza t ions , or any o ther
c a m p u s o rgan iza t ion , c h a n g e if
you wi tnessed one of its m e m b e r s
using racial slurs? H o w might you
react? Would you turn the o ther
way, wait for s o m e o n e else to act,
or personal ly step forward to con-
f ron t the s i tua t ion?
I actually was presented with
th is s i tuat ion a c o u p l e of w e e k s
a g o w h e n a m e m b e r of G r e e k
Li fe , iden t i f i ed by the p e r s o n ' s
shirt, m a d e open racial slurs about
t he P h e l p s d i n i n g s taf f to t w o
f r i ends and o ther s t rangers wai t -
to conf ron t the individual . T h i s was
not an easy act, but one I felt obl i -
gated to m a k e a s a m e m b e r of this
c a m p u s c o m m u n i t y . To m y sur -
pr ise , no o n e else j o i n e d me. D i d
they agree wi th the racial s lurs or
we re they a f ra id to s tep f o r w a r d ? It
w o u l d b e easy to j u d g e those indi-
v idua ls , bu t I k n o w that 1 a m n o
saint . 1 a l so have o f t en turned the
o ther way until I real ized that si^
lence in the f a c e of racism is equally
as des t ruct ive . I wri te this as a cha l -
lenge, that the next t i m e in jus t ice is
done , we as a co l l ege will s tep for -
ward .
1 would a l so l ike to m a k e an ad-
di t ional cha l lenge . A s m e m b e r s of
this c o m m u n i t y w e need to recog-
on the g r o u p s w e represent . A s a
senior , 1 k n o w that Greek l i fe is a
b e n e f i c i a l p i e c e of t he f a b r i c of
H o p e Co l l ege . W h a t w o u l d I th ink,
t hough , if I was a f r e s h m a n cons id -
e r i n g p l e d g i n g in the s p r i n g ? By
m a k i n g racial r e m a r k s , 1 feel l ike
this individual s h a m e d Greek life,
H o p e s t u d e n t s , a n d C a u c a s i a n s .
Equa l ly true, I w o u l d have poor ly
represen ted those g r o u p s I a m as-
soc ia ted wi th if I had not s tepped
fo rward . If w e a s s tuden t s expect
to b e treated as adul ts , w e mus t ac-
c e p t t h e f a c t t h a t w e r e p r e s e n t
g r o u p s , no t j u s t o u r s e l v e s , w h e n
c h o o s i n g our words and act ions .
Brad C h a s s e e ( 4 0 1 )
Football game gives student new opinions. To the Editor,
As I sit he re I beg in to th ink
abou t the things I have said in the
past abou t Greeks . W h e n I c a m e
to H o p e Col lege , as a f r e s h m a n , 1
d id no t l ike the Greek sys tem. I
m a d e f u n of m a n y of t hem and I
was very open abou t m y dis l ike.
I heard all of the r u m o r s and I ac-
cep ted all of the s te reo types that
were fed to m e by upperc lassmen.
W h e n a f e w o f m y f r i e n d s de-
cided to p ledge I w a s upse t a n d
angry and I said a lot of th ings
that r e f l ec t ed m y f ee l ings . But
s ince then I have been at H o p e f o r
a yea r a n d a half and th ings have
changed . T h i s was e x e m p l i f i e d on
W e d n e s d a y n ight at the IM C o e d
F lag Foo tba l l semi f ina l s . M y t eam.
T h e G o s p e l Gangs t az , was p l ay ing
a g a i n s t t h e E m m y / S i b o r t h e
" S i b e r s o n i a n s " . T h e g a m e w a s
great . M a n y people , i nc lud ing m y -
se l f , fe l t the g a m e w o u l d get ex-
t remely rough a n d ou t of hand . B u t
the c o m p l e t e o p p o s i t e h a p p e n e d .
T h r o u g h o u t the g a m e the re was a
little push ing a n d a c o u p l e of exple -
t ives f r o m both t eams , but in gen -
eral the g a m e was c lean . A f t e r e v -
ery t o u c h d o w n the oppos ing t eam
c o n g r a t u l a t e d the o ther . It was a
wonde r fu l display of spor t smanship
f o r b o t h t e a m s . A f t e r t h e g a m e ,
smi les w e r e e x c h a n g e d a n d laughs ,
we re shared .
I a m not at all c o n d o n i n g all the
behav io r of the G r e e k s or any o the r
s tudents on c a m p u s . B u t I a m say-
ing, especia l ly to the f r e s h m e n , g ive
the Greeks a chance . D o n ' t fall prey
to all of the s t e reo types y o u have
hea rd o r will hea r t h roughou t the
year. G e t to k n o w t h e m . D o n ' t fo l -
l o w m y s t u p i d e x a m p l e . G e t lo
k n o w t h e m ind iv idua l l y a n d you
migh t b e p leasant ly surpr ised .
R o b B r a d f o r d ( ' 0 2 )
Bush, Gore both unable to compromise, says student.
A n c H o r
To the Editor ,
I read t w o let ters to the ed i tor
in the 10/4 Anchor , wri t ten by the
R e p u b l i c a n s a n d D e m o c r a t s ,
which bas ica l ly told all of u s to
vote a n d also to be sure to vole
f o r t h e i r c a n d i d a t e , n a t u r a l l y .
First, the re was the R e p u b l i c a n
ar t icle . T h e keys tone of their ar-
g u m e n t was that Bush w o u l d let
us take 2 % of ou r m o n e y and put
it in the m a r k e t . T h i s w a s fo l -
lowed by the s ta tement , "du r ing
no twenty year period have inves-
tors in the s tock marke t fai led lo
m a k e 7 % a year ." Rea l ly? Ever?
T h e Grea t Depress ion , you ask?
At any rate, wha t will happen in
t he nex t t w e n t y y e a r s ? I d o n ' t
suppose you have a pamph le t for
that one. In fact , m a y b e I should
v o t e f o r G o r e s i n c e D u b b y a ' s
d a d d y a n d R e a g a n h a d s o m e
p r o b l e m s at Wal l S t r ee t w h i l e
Clinton (a democra t , thus the con-
n e c t i o n ) s a w W a l l S t r e e t g o
th rough the cei l ing du r ing his last
e ight years . T h e marke t is a vola-
tile th ing and is no t a h igh interest
bear ing b a n k accoun t . To th ink that
it is cou ld b e seen as na ive .
So a f t e r r e ad ing a b o u t B u s h , I
d r o p p e d d o w n to t he D e m o c r a t ' s
ar t icle all about ou r green f r i end , A1
G o r e . Peop le love p e o p l e w h o love
the env i ronmen t , and Gore , to his
credit , has a lways had a s trong s tand
in th is area . U n f o r t u n a t e l y , G o r e
s e e m s to have fo rgo t ten w h a t all
these env i ronmen ta l laws do. S i m -
ply put , they ra i se cos t s all over.
Fuel prices, e lec t ronics ; near ly ev-
ery f o r m of c o n s u m e r p roduc t cos t
goes up when a pol i t ic ian puts his
signiture on a new law. My big gripe
wi th Gore , however , is his g lobal
w a r m i n g stand. Just as w e hea r ev-
e ryday abou t the increase in g lobal
t empera tu re due lo cars and fac to -
ries f r o m Gore , there are also m a n y
scientists w h o will tell you that glo-
bal w a r m i n g is s imnply caused by
an increasae in solar act ivi ty or be-
c a u s e of inc reased wor ld p o p u l a -
t ion , or, or, or. T h e fac t he re is that
g lobal w a r m i n g , w h i l e it m a y b e
solid pol i t ical ly ( w h i c h is all G o r e
c a r e s a b o u t a n y w a y ) , is ( p u n in-
t ended) r isky scient i f ical ly .
Wash ing ton warned us about par-
t ies and the co r rup t ion they would
bring, a n d n o w they have . W h a t this
count ry needs is a t rue poli t ic ian. A
t r u e p o l i t i c i a n i s s o m e o n e w i t h
s t r o n g c o n v i c t i o n s ( l i k e G o r e /
Bush) , but is also s o m e o n e w h o can
r e a c h c o m p r o m i s e s . B u s h a n d
Gore , l ike Cl in ton , will both be dis-
g r a c e s to the o f f i c e of the pres i -
dency b e c a u s e they will not c o o p -
erate with the oppos ing party, which
in turn will c ause lack of ac t ion in
C o n g r e s s a n d g o v e r n m e n t s h u t -
d o w n s . All I can say is to conc lude
that w e all have to pick the lesser
of the fou r or five (not two) evi ls
out there. G o o d luck.
S tephen A d a i r ( ' 0 4 )
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WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?- New chaplain staff Hambuglar, Grimace, Birdy, and McDonald jam out with Moa Drukker ('01) and the rest of the chapel band.
New chaplains announced Adam Less E D I T O R - I N - C H E A T
Dope Co l l ege ' s H o r d e of Trus t -
ees re leased iheir decis ion to h i re
an entirely new Chap la in ' s s taff on
T u e s d a y a f t e r n o o n . D u e to past
cont rovers ies , the H o r d e chose a
new staff that was comple te ly non-
c o n i r o v e r s i a l : t he M c D o i t a l d ' s
Happy Meal charac ters .
N e w l y a p p o i n t e d D e a n o f
C h a p e l R o n a l d M c D o n a l d e x -
pressed his happiness at being cho-
sen for the posi t ion , as well as his
des i r e to be a pos i t i ve f o r c e on
D o p e ' s c ampus .
"I hope the s tudents are ready
to l ake a se r ious look at their o w n
failhs, and ihe role that w e mus t
play as Chr i s t i ans in the w o r l d / '
said McDona ld . "Also , I hope they
are ready for del icious f rench fries,
cool choco la te shakes , and a f ree
loy with eve ry c o n v e r s i o n . "
M c D o n a l d b r i n g s wi th h im a
number of Funland personali t ies to
e n h a n c e D o p e ' s re l ig ious l ife. T h e
purple shake crea ture G r i m a c e will
be g i v i n g a n u m b e r of m o r n i n g
messages , the Fry G u y s will f o r m
the chape l band . Birdie will direct
t h e G o s p e l C h o i r , a n d t h e
Hamburg la f will g ive tes t imonia ls
abou t his decis ion to leave his life
of c r ime and fo l low G o d .
"I was to ta l ly cont ro l led by m y
d e s i r e to sn i t ch t h o s e d e l i c i o u s
h a m b u r g e r s , " sa id H a m b u r g l a r .
"Bu t the g lo ry of G o d turned my
lus t fu l e y e s f r o m m y p r o c e s s e d -
meat obsess ion to the l ight of the
L o r d . "
T h e new staff have a n u m b e r of
p ro jec t s that they are p l ann ing to
improve the re l igious a t m o s p h e r e
at Dope . Already, D imwi t t Chape l
has been renovated to al low quicker
and m o r e e f f i c ien t serv ices fas ter
than ever.
" W e ' r e p u t t i n g G o d i n t o a
s t y r o f o a m con ta ine r and h a n d i n g
h im right out the dr ive- thru win-
d o w , " said M c D o n a l d . "Re l ig ion
has never been as qu ick or conve-
n i en t wi th t o d a y ' s b u s y sched- .
u les . "
D i m w i t t C h a p e l h a s a l s o re-
ce ived the addi t ion of a tall sign
bear ing the chapel p r o g r a m ' s new
s logan " O v e r T w o Bill ion Saved . "
However , s o m e more traditional
f acu l ty m e m b e r s h a v e cr i t ic ized
t he d e c i s i o n o f h i r i n g t h e
M c D o n a l d ' s staff .
"I j u s t d o n ' t t h ink that t h e i r
d r ive- th ru-Jesus menta l i ty is ap-
propr ia te to a co l lege that s t resses
s e r ious e d u c a t i o n , " sa id Robe r t
D o d e n e s , a r e l i g i o n p r o f e s s o r .
"P lus , those C h i c k e n M c N u g g e t s
m a k e me so gassy ."
To prevent any fu r the r s ch i sms
be tween the chap l a in ' s s taff and
the facul ty , bo th g r o u p s will b e
p laced in a special two-compar t -
men t s t y ro foam container , to keep
the hot and cold parts of c a m p u s
separate .
Straight film series postponed
June Vast O U T - O F - F O C U S EDITOR
A f i lm ser ies exp lor ing he te ro-
sexual relat ionships has been called
to a hall by D o p e Co l l ege Provos t
Jake Niner.
The series, ca l led the M e n are
f r o m M a r s / W o m e n are f r o m Venus
Fi lm Ser ies was or iginal ly sched-
uled to run during the season of A d -
vent and inc luded f ive f i lms that
c o v e r e d a
r a n g e o f h e t -
e rosexua l top-
ics, i n c l u d i n g
k i s s i n g , m a r -
riage, and rais-
ing chi ldren.
P r o v o s t
N i n e r c i t e d
" b a d t i m i n g "
a m o n g s t h i s
reasons for de-
lay ing the se-
ries.
"The re are a
m i l l i o n r e a -
sons why th is
series was ill-
t imed , " Nine r
s a i d . 4 4 Fi r s t ,
i t 's dur ing Advent . C o m e O N ! Ev-
e rybody knows that the best Christ-
m a s specia ls are on dur ing Adven t .
L i k e s t u d e n t s a r e g o n n a m i s s
" R u d o l p h the R e d N o s e d R e i n -
d e e r " to watch s o m e c rappy f i lm
se r ies . "
Nine r insis ted that his dec i s ion
h a d in no way to d o with the Horde
of Trustees .
"I total ly m a d e this decis ion in
the best interests of the s tuden t s , "
Nine r said. "It d o e s n ' t ma t t e r that
the H o r d e th rea tened m e at kni fe-
point to cance l it. T h a t had abso-
lu te ly n o e f f e c t on m y d e c i s i o n
wha tsoever . "
O p p o n e n t s of the series said the
f i l m s we re c h o s e n spec i f ica l ly to
raise c a m p u s - w i d e controversy.
" W e c a n ' t ta lk abou t S - E - X in
f ron t of the co l lege C - H - I - L - D - R -
E - N ! " said m a j o r D o p e C o l l e g e
donor Max A. Mill ion. "They might
start ask ing ques t ions that we d o n ' t
k n o w h o w to a n s w e r . "
Mos t der is ive a m o n g s t the f i l m s
w a s t h e r o m a n t i c d r a m a
" S h a d o w l a n d s . " T h e f i lm , w h i c h
tells the story
o f t h e r e l a -
t i o n s h i p b e -
t w e e n C . S .
Lewis and his
w i f e Joy, has
c a u s e d great
c o n c e r n
a m o n g s t the
Horde .
" T h e r e ' s
an actual line
in that mov ie
w h e r e C . S .
L e w i s t e l l s
the little boy
that i t ' s O K
if h e doesn ' t
b e l i e v e in
h e a v e n , "
s a i d H o r d e
of Trustees m e m b e r Don Alotacash-
"C .S . L e w i s is second only to the
Bible in author i ty on Christ ianity.
S tuden t s ' ent i re belief sys t ems may
be c ru shed if they see this m o v i e . "
Othe r f i lms in the ser ies inc luded
the sa lac ious "Fa the r of the Br ide , "
the po rnog raph i c Disney film " T h e
Li t t le M e r m a i d , " the g ra tu i tous ly
violent " H o m e Alone , " a n d a f i lm
on d ivorce , " T h e Parent T r a p . "
" A n d s o m e of these f i lms a ren ' t
even rated G , " added Alo tacash . "I
jus t d o n ' t th ink they represent the
type of l ives D o p e s tudents should
be l iv ing ."
Film marathon's prime directive is charity Fatt Baker C A M P U S FEET EDITOR
D o p e C o l l e g e is p l a n n i n g on
h o l d i n g a t w e n t y - f o u r h o u r S ta r
Trek v i ewing m a r a t h o n this Spr ing
in o r d e r to r a i s e m o n e y for the
Starfleet Make-a -Wish Foundat ion ,
which a l lows terminal ly ill chi ldren
to meet the i r f a v o r i t e S ta r T r e k
c rew member .
" W e think this is a great oppor -
tunity to a l l o w y o u n g t r ekk ie s a
c h a n c e they might not o therwise
h a v e , " said Diane Burkle , Direc-
tor of S tudent Act iv i t ies . " W h e n I
was a girl. I a lways wan ted to meet
Lt . U h u r a . "
The 24 hours will be divided into
two sect ions. Half will c o v e r the
o r i g i n a l " C a p t . K i r k " e p i s o d e s ,
wh i l e the second half will cover
"S ta r Trek : the Nex t Gene ra t i on . "
"I think it 's only fa i r that we get
bo th points of v iew," Burk le said.
"You may personal ly th ink Jean-
Luc P i c a r d is a w i m p , bu t tha t
doesn ' t m e a n s o m e o n e e l se ' s opin-
ion is inval id ."
S tudent o rgan iza t ions will band
toge ther to sponsor a v iewer w h o
will watch the show. Mora l e will
be p rov ided by s tudents d ressed as
Kl ingons , R o m u l a n s and Vulcans .
Geek Li fe is mak ing a large ef-
fort to support the pro jec t .
" T h i s is an oppor tun i ty for us
G e e k s to be involved in s o m e t h i n g
p o s i t i v e , " s a i d G e o r g e F r a t s m a
(*02), pres ident of the Irkadian fra-
terni ty . " E v e r y b o d y ' s g e t t i n g to-
ge ther for a good cause . Like w h e n
t he F e d e r a t i o n h e l p e d o u t t h e
Kl ingons in Star Trek VI: the U n -
d i scovered Coun t ry . "
Burkle is not conce rned that stu-
dents will get bo red with Star Trek .
"I d o n ' t k n o w how you cou ld get
bo red with Star T r e k , " Burkle said.
" B u t if they do , w e have a l i t t le
s o m e t h i n g up our s leeve: the origi-
nal black and wh i t e pilot episode ,
wi th Capt . P ike"
H o w e v e r , not all s t u d e n t s a p -
prove o f the mara thon .
"I th ink w h e n we f o c u s on Star
Trek, we forget all the o ther great
sc ience f ic t ion shows of our t ime,"
sa id Br ian Jones ( ' 0 3 ) . "S ta r Trek
w a s a grea t show, but what about
T h e O u t e r L imi t s , ' or 'Dr. W h o ? " '
Hinds i
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Fiish and Game ^Ranchor October 25, 2000
Dutch classic rock band to perform in GPS Fatt Baker CAMPUS FEET EDITOR
As pari of ihc Great Pe r fo rmance
Series (GPS), Soap Col lege will be
p resen l ing ihe Du tch a r e n a - r o c k
band Golden Earring next Friday in
the Knickerbocker Theater .
"We have a long history of high-
quality acts to Soap in every area-
dance. theater, and music ," said Eric
Immerson , G P S coordinator . " A n d
we thought it was a good t ime to
e x p e r i m e n t w i t h s o m e t h i n g w e
hadn ' t really tried before : a lbum-
oriented classic rock."
G o l d e n E a r r i n g f o r m e d in the
Ne the r l ands in 1964, and is bes t
k n o w n fo r the 1974 hi t , " R a d a r
Love ."
However, Immerson stressed that
Golden Earr ing was not a one-hit
wonder.
" M o s t peop le d o n ' t r e m e m b e r
their first hit, ' D o n g - D o n g - D i - K i -
Di-Gi-Dong, ' but they do when they
hear it," Immerson said. "Plus , they
had a top ten s ingle in 1984 with
T w i l i g h t Z o n e . ' "
G o l d e n E a r r i n g ' s D u t c h back -
g round also had a lot to d o with
bringing the g roup to Soap.
"Because of Holland 's Dutch cul-
tural tradit ion, we really wanted to
bring in an authent ic mus ic g roup
that wou ld d e m o n s t r a t e that the
Dutch are about more than tulips
and w i n d m i l l s , " I m m e r s o n said.
"They are also about rocking hard."
Hope s tudents are exci ted about
the upcoming per formance , which
features the b a n d ' s original l ineup:
guitarist George Kooymans , bass-
ist Rinus Gerr i tsen, vocalist Barry
H a y , a n d d r u m m e r C e s a r
Zuiderwi jk .
"These guys are like best f r iends
to me. I own all their records, f r o m
•Just E a r r i n g , ' to ' M o o n t a n , ' to
' L o n g Blond Animal . ' I c a n ' t wait
to see them in p e r s o n , " said Joe
V a n W o o r s t ( ' 0 2 ) . " S o m e t i m e s I
think Cesa r and Rinus unders tand
m e better than my parents do ."
J imbo Bul tmanis , Soap Col lege
president and long t ime "Earr ing-
H e a d " is a lso looking forward to
seeing the band.
" I t ' s r e a l l y a g r e a t c a t c h f o r
RANCHOR PHOTO COURTESY PRIVATE RELATIONS
RADAR LOVEi Golden Earring member Rinus Gerritsen perfroms with a friend at a recent concert. The popular Dutch band wil l be performing next week as part of the Great Performance Series. S o a p , " B u l t m a n i s sa id . " G o l d e n Amer i cans in the 70s. They had a O p e n i n g for Golden Earr ing will
Earr ing really spoke truth to a gen- thing they called Radar Love , and be the late 60s underground British
e r a t i o n of d i s e n c h a n t e d D u t c h we wanted it." psychedel ic band . S o f t Machine .
Fraternity's quest continued, good triumphs Fizban's cloak finally
found. Adam Less EDITOR-IN-CHEAT
With the eas ing of Dope Col lege
alcohol policies, good has f inally
t r i m u m p h e d o v e r the evil h o r d e
amassed by Warmas te r G a n d o l p h
and his undead liche army.
In April of 2000, the Minervian
Fraternity was busted in the midst
of an alcohol-fueled session of Dun-
g e o n s and D r a g o n s . S ix cans of
Coors and a whole pile of mult i -
sided dice were apprehended , and
the fraterni ty faced ser ious disci-
pl inary action over their quest for
F i z b a n ' s C l o a k of
Feather Fall .
"It was really serious,"
s a id T e d d y P i n k e r t o n
( 4 0 l ) . p r e s iden t of the
Minervian Fraternity. "I
d idn ' t think that even my
Helm of +2 Water Ward-
ing could save us f rom a
revoked charter ."
B u t u p o n r e t u r n i n g
this fall, the Minervians found a dif-
ferent a tmosphere .
" W e saw all sorts of girls walk-
T. Pinkerton
ing to part ies late at night wear ing
those light black pants ," said Lewis
Honeycut t Jr. ( 400), fra-
ternity member and dun-
geon master. "It looked
like the admin i s t ra t ion
was turning a blind eye
to u n d e r a g e d r i n k i n g
again, and w e fell it was
t ime to renew the quest
for F izban ' s C loak . "
In t w o c o n s e c u t i v e
nights of heavy gaming ,
the fraternity managed to defeat the
entirety of Gandolph 's army, as well
as the gr i f fon riders of Ta l l ' badon .
Their characters secured the sought-
a f t e r c loak , and good f ina l ly tri-
umphed over evil.
" M y h a l f l i n g t h i e f ,
Gubbins the Grand, is in-
v i n c i b l e ! " e x c l a i m e d
P i n k e r t o n . " T h e p o i -
s o n e d a r r o w s o f t h e
l i z a r d m e n a r c h e r s
c o u l d n ' t s top h im, and
neither could Dope ' s j u -
dicial board ."
Co l l ege o f f i c i a l s de -
clined to c o m m e n t on their role in
a i d i n g the d e m i g o r o n ho rde and
their plot to obtain the scroll con-
r o w .
L. Honeycutt
ta ining the spell , M e l f ' s Acid Ar-
D o p e P r e s i d e n t J i m b o
B u l t m a n i s a l so den ied
ever wielding the Sword
of Kazz.
"We were complete ly
u n a w a r e of t h e
[Minervian] f ra terni ty ' s
r e n e w a l of last y e a r ' s
a c t i v i t i e s , " B u l t m a n i s
said. " W e were also un-
a w a r e t h a t t h e B o n e
C l u b o f + 3 B u g b e a r
s lay ing was hidden in the dungeon .
If only m y psionicist hadn ' t missed
his w i sdom check . "
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Provost to work for no money Will now be called
amateurvost Fatt Baker CAMPUS FEET EDITOR
Jake Niner, Dope College provost
will no longer receive a paycheck .
Start ing next month , his n e w title
will be amateurvos t .
" I ' v e dec ided I ' v e been on the
pro-tour long enough ," Niner said.
"I want to get back to my roots ,
where the game is still pure. '
Niner will a lso be giving up mos t
of h i s e n d o r s e m e n t s , i n c l u d i n g
Pepsi , W e n d y ' s , and G l a d - L o c k .
However , he will cont inue to m a k e
f ree-of -charge appearances for the
Arbor Day Foundat ion .
"Even though I 'm going amateur,
I hope m y in f luence will still be
s t rong enough to encourage people
to plant a tree for their t omor row,"
Niner said.
Niner ' s responsibi l i t ies will re-
main the same.
"I greatly respect J ake for giving
up the f lashy life and the parl ies of
be ing a p r o f e s s i o n a l v o s t , " said
J i m b o Bul tmann i s , Dope Col lege
p r e s i d e n t . " I ' v e o f t e n w i s h e d I
could do the s a m e . "
D e s p i t e r u m o r s , A l f o n s o
Gonzaga , assis tant provost , will re-
main in the pro-tour.
"A l though I admire Jake ' s deci-
sion, I still think the highest caliber
of p l a y is s t i l l w i t h the p r o s , "
Gonzaga said.
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So fresh they're still alive
z ever say Clieetos ^ A r n c h o r October 25, 2000
There's no place called home for Dope students Bob Mantra S T A F F H O B O
Wilh a record f reshman class and seniors
on campus , s o m e Dope sludenls are fel l ing a
housing crunch.
Several hundred sludenls are being forced
lo live like bums along 8lh Street, s leeping
wherever they lie. Dope Co l l ege ' s high en-
rollment exceeds the capabil i t ies of the fa-
cilities. "Il was a j oke , " said Rumen Van Boerd,
head of Admiss ions . "We d i d n ' t expect them
all to al lend." As il lurns out, Ihe Admiss ions staff jus t
got lazy and slarled to accept every one thai
came along.
"It was late in the s u m m e r and w e were
tired of the same routine every day," said Van
Boerd. "You know how boring those essays
are? Try reading them all day long ."
Van Boerd denied the accusat ion that the
Admiss ions slaff al legedly read comic books
and played Mari^ Karl for the last half of the
summer. W h e t h e r those ex t ra s tudents were sup-
p o s e d to c o m e or not, t h e y ' r e he re . And
they ' re mak ing do with what they have.
Some students returned to their h o m e s and
brought back tents to sleep in. Set up in the
P i n e C o p s e , i h e y h a v e n a m e d t h e i r
shan ly lown a f l e r the Pres ident ; 'Ye Olde
Char lered Towne-sh ip of Bul lmanisvi l le . '
" W e ' r e not happy ," c o m m e n t e d Dulchy
Freid ( '04) , s tudent and Elected Lord Sover-
eign King of Bullmanisvi l le . He went on lo
say that they might be "ang ry" as well .
Cit izens of Bullmanisvi l le thought about
organizing a sleep-out in the Pine Copse in
protest , bul the idea fell through when they
realized that they were already sleeping there.
" I t ' s not my fault . G o talk to Rumen Van
Boerd ," President Bul lmanis retorted. The
Rancor already did.
Sludenls w h o are forced lo live outdoors
have voiced concern over the fact that they
are not adequately protected against the black
squirrels.
"Wha t are w e supposed to do? Those ob-
noxious rodents crawl into our tents at night
and nibble on our toes ," said Sovereign King
Freid.
Presidenl Bul lmanis dispatched a phalanx
of a rmed Public Safe ty of f icers to patrol the
area at all t imes, mainly in reaction to stu-
dents who have decided to use the Bullmanis '
back yard as a public rest room.
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Agnostic Dope student dies, goes to hell . — . • t t i • . i. ; DurWoni^ol friAnHc Fnllnwinp Vande.roosen s s en t
Adam Kleck-Zeck S T A F F W H I N E R
D o p e C o l l e g e s t u d e n t . M a t t
Russell ( ' 02 ) died at approximate ly
8:35 p.m. last Thursday night as a
result of mass ive cardiac arrest. He
was 20 years old.
Those that knew him descr ibed
R u s s e l l as a " n i c e g u y , " a n d a
"fr iendly outgoing s tudent ." Some
went on to say he w a s one of the
most peaceful , caring individuals on
campus . In his ihree years at Dope ,
Russell w a s involved in Habitat for
Humanity, Alcohol Issues Mailer,
and C A S A .
"He was one of the best guys I ' ve
eve r k n o w n , " sa id Brad V a n d e r
Moore (02), his roommate .
Yesterday, at a special chapel -
memor ia l service held in honor of
Russel l , John Vanderoosen, chap-
lain, ment ioned ihe lessons that can
be learned f rom Russe l l ' s life.
"Mal l Russell was a f ine young
m a n , " said Vanderoosen. " H e was
a h u m a n i t a r i a n , a role m o d e l to
younger kids, a nice guy, and a lov-
ing friend. Bul friends, brothers and
sisters in Christ , be ing a good per-
son doesn ' l mean anything if you
d o n ' t h a v e G o d , and w e k n o w
Russell was agnost ic ."
N o n e of Russe l l ' s f r i ends that
w e r e i n l e r v i e w e d e x a c t l y k n e w
what he bel ieved.
"You see. Mal l Russell never at-
tended Chape l , " said Vanderoosen
in a booming voice. " I ' v e seen his
picture and I know, in his three years
he never spent a short , but insight-
ful twenty minute chapel session in
this building, and if I d o n ' t k n o w
h im, the Almigh ty d o e s n ' l k n o w
h im."
V a n d e r o o s e n , o v e r c o m e w i l h
emot ion, s lopped, took a sip of wa-
ter and cont inued.
" H e may have never lied, he may
have never drank, and he may have
never messed around wilh w o m e n , "
said V a n d e r o o s e n . " B u t you see
fr iends, that doesn ' t mean anything,
wi thou t G o d . Even Mal t Russe l l
knows that as he burns in hell"wilh
all of his other agnostic , atheist, Is-
l amic , Ca tho l i c , non-Ca lv in i s t i c ,
non-Puri tanical f r iends .
Vanderoosen then quoted several
biblical r e fe rences to suppor t his
belief that Russell w a s in hell, as
well as C.S. Lewis ' " M e r c Chris-
t iani ty". Al the end of the L e w i s
quole the crowed laughed and many
m e m b e r s of the audience could be
seen mou th ing the words .
"Friends, God loves you," said an
impass ioned Vande roosen . " A n d
he ' s used Mal l Russe l l ' s death to
s h o w you jus t h o w imporlanl il is
thai you attend chapel . "
La te r , V a n d e r o o s e n wou ld de -
scribe Russe l l ' s elernal h o m e as , "a
p lace of weep ing and gnashing of
leelh," "a dark Godless p lace ," and
"hel l . "
Fol lowing Vanderoosen 's sermon
the chapel pra ise team played rol-
l i c k i n g r e n d i t i o n s of " In m y
Father ' s House" . "I Know A Place",
and "Jesus loves m e . But Not You".
Af le r the service, many students
had s imilar reac t ions to the mes-
sage.
" L e t ' s jus t say I ' m darn glad I
c o m e to chapel " said John Greene
(01). "I mean , crap, I dr ink, smoke
weed and s leep a round, bul since
I ' m here every Monday , Wednes-
day, and Friday al 10:30 a.m. plus
al 8 p .m. on Sunday, I k n o w my
bul l ' s saved. Also, it 's a great place
to meet w o m e n . "
Vanderoosen refused lo comment
on the matter.
Adjectives to be banned Butch Cassidy C O M P U T E R G E N I U S
Presidenl J imbo Bul lmanis today
announced lhal ad jec t ives will no
longer be a l lowed al Hope Col lege .
" U n f o r t u n a t e l y a d j e c t i v e s j u s l
c a u s e l o o m a n y p r o b l e m s , "
Bullmanis said. "We thought per-
haps w e c o u l d stil l h a v e s e m i -
unoffensive adjecl ives such as ' red '
and ' round ' bul in ihe end we jus l
decided lo cul ihe cord clean.
We are going to slick lo nice his-
torically Chrisl ian parts of Engl ish
like ihe preseni participle. In fact, 1
like lo pronounce il 'parl ici- pai'
Because who ' s your f r iend? Tha i ' s
righl, the preseni pa r l i c i ^ f l / . "
Today ' s announcement c o m e s al
ihe end of three mon ths of commi t -
tee invest igat ion inlo wha t s o m e
would call a simple mis taken menu
board.
A Whelps manager described ihe
iradilional Tuesday lunch beef turn-
o v e r s as b e i n g c o v e r e d w i l h
" h o m e s l y l e g r a v y . " T h e m e n u
board prompted immedia te conlro-
v e r s y a m o n g f a c u l t y m e m b e r s ,
s o m e of w h o m bel ieved that the
term "homes ly le" was o f fens ive to
those sludenls w h o were raised in
apar tments or duplexes .
D e f e n d e r s of Ihe m e n u b o a r d
pointed lo Webs le r ' s defini t ion of
homes ly le as " food prepared in a
manner consislenl wilh that of food
prepared in homes . "
T h o s e of fended by the term ar-
gued lha l c o m m o n usage of ihe
word conlained a negat ive conno-
tation.
"I was raised in a duplex on ihe
norlh side of Hol land," said a fac-
ully m e m b e r w h o did not wish lo
be idenlif ied. "Every lime some-
one in f rom of m e al Arby ' s orders
homeslyle fries my ears jus l burn ."
T h e c o n t r o v e r s y c o n t i n u e d lo
" g r o w over ihe campus e-mai l sys-
tem, unlil in ihe interesl of main-
taining an open discussion il was
placed on SholPul . ihe Dope Col-
lege discussion board and access
was limited lo left handed faculty
m e m b e r s with bir thdays in March .
As the dispute entered into its sec-
ond m o n t h it a p p e a r e d to be no
closer to resolution. Bullmanis then
decided lo lake action.
"I have decided to take an unor-
thodox approach to the problem and
fo rm a c o m m i t t e e to add re s s the
c o n c e r n s of t h e f a c u l t y , " s a i d
Bullmanis .
Bul lmanis acknowledged the fi-
nal decision of the commil le , which
suggested that there will be a tran-
sition per iod while ad jec t ives are
p h a s e d ou t of Ihe H o p e
communi ty ' s vocabulary.
He maintained that there are still
ways lo for students to express what
they want lo say.
"For instance, instead of cal l ing
il the fantast ic new Science Center,
il will now be described as the Cen-
ter of Science of the Future that is
Fantast ic ," said Bullmanis .
To aid wilh f r e s h m a n wilh the
transition, the administrat ion is de-
veloping a mandatory class, which
will stress the impor tance of a vo-
cabulary free f rom adjecl ives for
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D o p e C o l l e g e b i d s f a r e w e l l 10
o n e of iis s iuden i s al ter finding h i m
f r o z e n ai t he b a c k e n t r a n c e of
S l u r p e e Hal l .
" W e will a l w a y s m i s s h i m | t h e
s u i d e i u | . " sa id t he m o r t i f i e d C o l -
lege P r c s i d e n i J i m b o B u h m a n i s .
w h i l e f i n i s h i n g h i s F r o z e n C o k e
f r o m 7 - 1 1 . He h a d such a h u g e
impac t o n our l ives. N o w the re is
j u s t an e m p t y s p a c e w h e r e he used
to be ... I ' l l n eve r fo rge t the t i m e s
w h e n w e H e y w h o w a s he any -
w a y ? "
T h e b o d y of t he yet u n i d e n t i f i e d
s tuden t w a s f o u n d ea r ly o n Fr iday
m o r n i n g by a f e m a l e v is i tor w h o
w a s t ry ing to l eave S l u r p e e hal l .
'I w a s w a l k i n g ou t of m y b o y -
f r i e n d s d o r m on F r i d a y in a hu r ry
b e c a u s e 1 w a s g o i n g to be late f o r
c h a p e l , w h e n 1 no t i ced s o m e b l u e
guy s t a n d i n g ou t s ide the d o o r . " s a id
J e n n y V a n D y k e . " M y f irs t t h o u g h t
w a s w h a t ' s this b l u e g u y d o i n g ou t
t h e r e ? D o e s h e go" h e r e , b e c a u s e
I 've neve r seen h i m in c h a p e l ? A f -
ter d e c i d i n g he m u s t sit in t he b a c k
1 tr ied to o p e n the doo r , but the b lue
g u y w a s b l o c k i n g it so I had to g o
a r o u n d to the f ron t . It look so m u c h
t ime that 1 m i s s e d the f i r s t s o n g a n d
c o u l d n ' t f i nd a seat in t he f i rs t t en
r o w s .
A f t e r r e c e i v i n g c a l l s a b o u t t he
s i tua t ion p r iva t e s a f e l y r e s p o n d e d
i m m e d i a t e l y f i v e h o u r s later.
" W e h a d three p e o p l e c o m p l a i n
a b o u t b e i n g la te f o r c h a p e l b e c a u s e
s o m e b l u e g u y w a s b l o c k i n g the
d o o r lo S lu rpee , " sa id a r a n d o m pri-
vate sa fe ty of f icer . " A f t e r d i n n e r w e
r u s h e d o v e r to S l u r p e e a n d f o u n d
the f r o z e n b o d y of s o m e k id h o l d -
ing on to t he b a c k d o o r It took us
t w o h o u r s p ry h i s f i nge r s f r o m the
d o o r h a n d l e wi th a c r o w b a r a n d t w o
of t h e m b r o k e of f . "
T h e Publ ic S a f e t y repor t s ays that
t he s t u d e n t h a d f o r g o t t e n his a c c e s s
c a r d a n d w a s t ry ing to get in that
b a c k d o o r a f t e r 7 :00 . A s it grevC
c o l d e r he t r ied to d ia l 8911 as he
h a d r e a d in t he R a n c h o r .
" T h e t e m p e r a t u r e s t h a t n i g h t
r e a c h e d a low thir teen degrees . " sa id
a n o t h e r r a n d o m pr iva te s a f e ty o f -
f icer , " H e w a s p r o b a b l y ou t there
b a n g i n g on the d o o r f o r a c o u p l e of
hour s . I c a n jus t i m a g i n e h i m cur l -
ing u p in to a little fe ta l bal l as it
g o t c o l d e r * s n i f f * , c l u t c h i n g the
c o l d d o o r h a n d l e w i t h his f r o z e n
l i t t le h a n d s ... h e y w h y a re t h o s e
k ids c a r r y i n g t h o s e c a n d l e s ? "
" T h e c o l l e g e will be r e s p o n d i n g
to t h i s i m m e d i a t e l y , " s a id D e a n
S n o w , t a k i n g a b i t e f r o m h i s
p o p s i c l e . " W e h a v e a l r e a d y p o s t e d
a r e m i n d e r to a l l s t u d e n t s a b o u t
c a r r y i n g t h e i r a c c e s s c a r d s , o n
N o H o p e . W e have also hi red a t e a m
of St . B e r n a r d r e s c u e d o g s t o ca r ry
l i t t le c o n t a i n e r s of h o t c h o c o l a t e
a r o u n d the c o l l e g e . "
" T h i s is a d a y that wi l l no t b e
soon forgot ten . . . . S L I D E . S L I D E , "
s a id B u h m a n i s w h i l e c o a c h i n g a
b a s e b a l l g a m e . " W h a t ' s h i s n a m e
will a l w a y s be r e m e m b e r e d . "
W h e n a s k e d w h a t a f f e c t t h e
dea th w o u l d h a v e o n the co l l ege ,
t he c h a p l a i n ' s s ta f f r e f u s e d to c o m -
m e n t a s they s n a c k e d o n E s k i m o
Pies .
Are You Dope College M a t e r i a l ?
Circle the Answer that Best Describes You;
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Y/N Do y o u en joy p lay ing I r i sbee golf at r i d i cu l ous l y la te hou rs
of n ight , l i ke at fou r in the morn ing , bang ing those d a m n e d
d i scs aga ins t d o r m w indows , wak ing o ther s tuden ts f r o m
the i r m u c h needed heauty res t?
Y/N Does a 6 / 1 ra t io of w o m e n t o m e n sound OK to youP
Y/N Do y o u th i nk that there 's no th ing be t te r to do on weekends
t h a n d r i nk and look up In te rne t p o r n i n t he Durfee c o m
p u t e r l a b ( M m m . . . S i l i con)?
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t h e n head ing back to Dykstra to w a t c h a Julia Roberts movie
w i t h the ga ls?
answer Kev: Mostly Y's
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latest f ash ions f r o m Aberc rombie , or danc ing to the Chapel CD w i th your c lus te r mates, you be long
nere. Sure, maybe you look exact ly l i ke everyone else, bu t con fo rm i t y has it 's benef i ts .
Mostly N's Remember that o ld Sesame Street song -one of these th ings is not l ike the other, one of these th ings
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D o p e C o l l e g e d r o p p e d a n o t h e r
g a m e in its l o n g t i m e r i va l ry w i t h
C a l v i n last W e d n e s d a y as C a l v i n ,
wi th the a id of his bes t f r i e n d s tu f fed
t iger H o b b e s , d e f e a t e d S o a p 1 b i l -
l i o n t o q in a h e a t e d g a m e of
C a l v i n b a l l .
T h e p ivo ta l m o m e n t o c c u r r e d to-
w a r d s t h e e n d of t he
g a m e w h e n S o a p
s t e p p e d i n t o a b l i n d -
f o l d e d p o e t r y z o n e .
W h e n S o a p r e f u s e d to
r e c i t e t h e 2 1 v e r s e
r h y m i n g p o e m about ti-
ge r s . a f i gh t b r o k e ou t
b e t w e e n D o p e a n d
C a l v i n .
" I k n o w the re a r e n o
ru l e s in C a l v i n b a l l . bu t
th is is r i d i c u l o u s , " sa id
L e n n y V a n W a r r e n , D o p e ' s
C a l v i n b a l l c o a c h .
T h e f ight , a n d the g a m e , w a s soon
ha l t ed b y the ar r ival of n e x t d o o r
n e i g h b o r a n d s u s p e c t e d gir l , S u z i e
D e r k i n s . B o t h s ides a g r e e d to se t
a s ide the i r d i f f e r e n c e s in o r d e r to
p o o l t h e i r r e s o u r c e s a g a i n s t
De rk in s .
" I t ' s g o o d to s e e that , d e s p i t e o u r
r ivalry. S o a p a n d C a l v i n , a s w e l l as
Calvin
H o b b e s . c a n w o r k t o g e t h e r on w h a t
is r e a l l y i m p o r t a n t , " s a i d J i m b o
B u l t m a n i s . D o p e C o l l e g e p res iden t .
" W e m u s t ge t r id of s l i m y gi r l s . "
T h i s is no t t he f i rs t t ime D o p e a n d
C a l v i n haVe w o r k e d toge ther .
" L e t ' s n o t f o r g e t t he i n f a m o u s
n o o d l e i nc iden t " H o b b e s sa id .
D o p e . C a l v i n a n d H o b b e s p ro -
c e e d e d to d r o p w a t e r b a l l o o n s on
D e r k i n s f r o m C a l v i n ' s
t ree h o u s e h i d e o u t . T h e
a t t ack w a s ha l t ed w h e n
it w a s d i s c o v e r e d tha t
H o b b e s p r e f e r r e d
s m o o c h i n g D e r k i n s a n d
d i d n o t t h i n k s h e w a s
that s l imy .
" A sad d a y it w a s f o r
a l l o f u s , a n d o u r c o l -
l e a g u e s C a l v i n a n d
H o b b e s , " B u l t m a n i s
sa id .
H o w e v e r . H o b b e s w a s a b l e t o
ob ta in D e r k i n ' s b e l o v e d s t u f f ed rab-
bit , Mr . Bun . Repor t ed ly , a m i sch i e -
v o u s g r in c r o s s e d C a l v i n ' s f ace .
" T h i s m i g h t b e o n e of C a l v i n ' s
be s t i dea s s i nce t he t r a n s m o g r i f i e r , "
Van W a r r e n said .
P r o m o t i o n s w e r e g i v e n a l l
a r o u n d , w i t h C a l v i n r e t a i n i n g the
g rea te s t t i t le of s u p r e m e d ic ta to r f o r
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W h i l e t he ch i l d r en of m i s s i o n a r -
i es a r e A m e r i c a n c i t i z e n s , m a n y
have spenl ihe ma jo r i ty of their l ives
ou t s ide the U.S .
C u r r e n t l y , o v e r t w e n t y H o p e s tu-
d e n t s a r e m i s s i o n a r i e s ' k ids , c o m -
m o n l y r e f e r r e d t o a s M K ' s , a n d
h a v e c o m e to c o l l e g e f r o m c o u n -
t r i e s a s f a r a w a y as P a p u a N e w
G u i n e a . T h e t y p e s of m i s s i o n fields
w h e r e M K ' s l ive a n d w o r k a r e a s
var ied as t he c o u n t r i e s t h e y c o m e
f r o m .
Dan ie l A t t a l a h ( 4 0 2 ) is o r ig ina l ly
f r o m C y p r u s , an i s land loca ted in
the M e d i t e r r a n e a n Sea . H i s f a the r ,
Victor At ta lah , r ecords Chr i s t i an ra-
d i o b r o a d c a s t s i n A r a b i c , w h i c h a r e
b r o a d c a s t a c r o s s t he M i d d l e E a s t
and N o r t h A f r i c a . I t ' s a j o b tha t is
no t w i thou t d a n g e r . In o r d e r t o p ro -
tec t h i s i d e n t i t y , A t t a l a h ' s f a t h e r
u s e s an a l i a s .
" I n s o m e c o u n t r i e s w h e r e t h e
b r o a d c a s t s a r e h e a r d , t he g o v e r n -
m e n t s a r e d e f i n i t e l y o p p o s e d t o
C h r i s t i a n b r o a d c a s t i n g a n d t h e y
w o u l d t a k e m e a s u r e s t o s t o p h i m , "
A t t a l ah sa id .
E v e n t h o u g h h i s f a t h e r ' s j o b in-
vo lves an e l e m e n t o f r i sk , A t t a l a h
h a s n e v e r f e l t w o r r i e d f o r h i s
f a m i l y ' s sa fe ty .
" I t ' s p r e t t y s a f e in C y p r u s , "
A t t a l a h sa id .
D e s p i t e l i v ing t h e m a j o r i t y of h i s
l i f e in a f o r e i g n c o u n t r y , A t t a l a h
f e e l s t h a t t h e a d j u s t m e n t f r o m
C y p r u s to t he U . S . h a s b e e n fa i r ly
ea sy .
" S o m e t i m e s s o m e o n e wi l l m a k e
a r e f e r e n c e t o a T V s h o w a n d I
w o n ' t c a t c h i t ," A t t a l a h s a i d . " B u t
w e h a v e m o s t l y A m e r i c a n T V
s h o w s in C y p r u s . I ' m A m e r i c a n . 1
feel A m e r i c a n . "
N o t all m i s s i o n a r i e s a r e s p e c i f i -
cal ly c o n n e c t e d to j o b fields in the
c h u r c h . S o m e , l i k e D a n i e l
B r u g g e r s ' ( ' 0 3 ) p a r e n t s , w o r k in
s e c u l a r j o b fields w h i l e u s i n g the i r
f r e e t i m e f o r m i s s i o n w o r k .
" | M y p a r e n t s ] a r e t e n t - m a k e r s , "
B r u g g e r s sa id . " T h e e t y m o l o g y of
t he w o r d c o m e s f r o m P a u l , w h o
w o u l d m a k e t en t s a n d sell t h e m to
pay for h i s t r a v e l s . "
B r u g g e r s ' pa ren t s , w h o t each in
L i m a , Pe ru , a r e a l so c h u r c h p lan t -
ers .
. " T h e y try to ge t a c h u r c h to t he
s t age w h e r e it will be s e l f - s u p p o r t -
i n g , w i t h a P e r u v i a n p a s t o r , "
B r u g g e r s sa id .
A f t e r g r o w i n g u p in P e r u ,
B r u g g e r s is b i l ingua l in Span i sh and
E n g l i s h , w h i c h he says is o n e of t he
b e n e f i t s of b e i n g an M K in a for -
e i g n c o u n t r y .
" L i v i n g in a f o r e i g n c o u n t r y
b r o a d e n s y o u r h o r i z o n s t o s o m e
d e g r e e , " B r u g g e r s sa id . " I go t a re-
ally g o o d e d u c a t i o n . "
D e s p i t e t he b e n e f i t s , b e i n g a M K
a l s o b r i n g s t o u g h c h a l l e n g e s . S i n c e
B r u g g e r s ' f a m i l y l ives so f a r a w a y ,
he r a re ly s e e s t h e m . H e p l a n s on
r e t u r n i n g t o P e r u f o r C h r i s t m a s ,
w h i c h wi l l b e h i s first t ime v i s i t i ng
h o m e s ince c o m i n g to H o p e o n e a n d
a h a l f y e a r s ago .
" I d o n ' t g e t to s e e m y pa ren t s o r
m y little b ro the r s as m u c h as I ' d l ike
t o , " B r u g g e r s s a i d . " M y l i t t l e
b r o t h e r P e t e r is s e v e n , a n d h e ' s g o -
ing to g r o w u p a w a y f r o m m e . "
S ix of t h e M K ' s at H o p e c o m e
f r o m the s a m e h i g h s c h o o l in t he
P h i l i p p i n e s , Fa i th A c a d e m y . P e t e r
B e c k ( 4 0 3 ) is o n e of t h o s e s t u d e n t s .
H i s d a d t e a c h e s P h y s i c a l E d u c a t i o n
at the A c a d e m y , w h i c h h a s o v e r 6 5 0
s t u d e n t s .
A l t h o u g h B e c k has no t been back
to t he P h i l i p p i n e s s i nce a r r i v ing at
H o p e , he is a m a z e d at the smal l s ize
of t he w o r l d .
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WHERE IN THE WORLD?'. The twelve miss ionary k ids at Hope come f rom eight countr ies around the wor ld.
" W e d o n ' t h a v e an u n d e r s t a n d -
ing o r a p p r e c i a t i o n that the w o r l d
is m o r e in o u r b a c k y a r d than w e
r e a l i z e , " B e c k sa id .
Par t of t he s m a l l n e s s c o m e s f r o m
an o v e r d o m i n a n c e of W e s t e r n , a n d
s p e c i f i c a l l y A m e r i c a n , c u l t u r e in
th i rd w o r l d c o u n t r i e s .
" I t ' s a m a z i n g h o w m u c h o u r cu l -
t u r e s t ry to b e l i ke e a c h o t h e r . "
B e c k sa id . " E v e r y F i l i p i n o k n o w s
w h o M i c h a e l J o r d a n is a n d w h a t
M c D o n a l d s is. T h e y k n o w the con -
s u m e r cu l tu re . I th ink the b e a u t y of
t he Ph i l ipp ines is in b e i n g w h o they
a r e . "
B e c k a p p r e c i a t e s h i s c h i l d h o o d
e x p o s u r e to t w o d i f f e r e n t c u l t u r e s .
H o w e v e r , a f t e r l iv ing a w a y f r o m
A m e r i c a f o r so l o n g , t he c h a n g e
f r o m the Ph i l i pp ines c a n be s ign i f i -
can t .
" W h e n y o u g r o w u p in t he Ph i l -
ipp ines , y o u l ea rn a b o u t A m e r i c a n
cu l tu re f r o m the m o v i e s , " B e c k said .
" T h e r e ' s a lot of p re s su re in A m e r i c a
to be s o m e t h i n g - that t h e r e ' s s o m e -
t h i n g tha t y o u n e e d to be d o i n g that
y o u ' r e not . D o w e all h a v e to b e r e -
al ly c o o l , o r a r e w e s u p p o s e d t o be
i n d e p e n d e n t ? In t he P h i l i p p i n e s you
c o u l d b e w h o e v e r y o u w a n ' c d to
b e . "
B e s i d e s m i s s i n g h i s f ami ly . B e c k
a l s o m i s s e s t he s e n s e of g r a t i t u d e
tha t l i v ing in a d e v e l o p i n g c o u n t r y
c a n g ive .
" Y o u f o r g e t h o w b le s sed y o u a r e
w h e n y o u l i ve in A m e r i c a , " he sa id .
" In t he P h i l i p p i n e s , I w o u l d p a s s
c h i l d r e n l i v ing in t he s t ree t o n m y
w a y to school . In A m e r i c a , y o u m i s s
y o u r con tac t wi th reali ty a n d the rea l
w o r l d . "
N o t all M K ' s at H o p e a r e s t u d e n t s
e i ther . S o m e facu l ty a n d s t a f f m e m -
b e r s a l s o g r e w u p a b r o a d . O n e is
F r e n c h p r o f e s s o r A n n e L a r s e n , w h o
w a s b o r n in L a h o r e , P a k i s t a n . L ike
B r u g g e r s , L a r s e n ' s p a r e n t s h a d
s e c u l a r j o b s , but cr .mc to Pakis tan
wi th a s e n s e of m i s s i o n .
" M y f a t h e r w o r k e d as a c h e m i s -
t ry t e a c h e r at H a b i b i a H i g h S c h o o l ,
the o n l y h i g h schoo l in t he c o u n t r y
at t he t i m e , " L a r s e n sa id . " H e then
b e c a m e t h e p r i n c i p a l a n d h i r e d
m a n y A m e r i c a n t e a c h e r s w h o m he
k n e w w e r e C h r i s t i a n s . "
L a r s e n ' s f a t h e r la ter j o i n e d the
U n i t e d N a t i o n s E d u c a t i o n a l a n d
S c i e n t i f i c C u l t u r a l O r g a n i z a t i o n
( U N E S C O ) a n d the f a m i l y l a t e r
m o v e d to Par i s . L a r s e n ' s c h i l d h o o d
a b r o a d had a l a s t ing impac t , la ter
i n f l u e n c i n g her c a r e e r c h o i c e .
" I g r e w u p in an i n t e r n a t i o n a l
c o m m u n i t y w h i c h s t r e n g t h e n e d m y
love f o r o the r c u l t u r e s a n d o the r lan-
g u a g e s , " L a r s e n s a i d . " T h a t e x -
p l a i n s in pa r t w h y I c h o s e to d o
g r a d u a t e w o r k in F r e n c h . "
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GET THE MUSIC ON: John Erskine, who teaches recording techniques classes, gets the next CD ready for his special ty show on WTHS Friday mornings, 8 a.m. to noon.
Julie Green Spot l ight Editor
O n e y e a r a f t e r J o h n E r s k i n e
m o v e d to Hol land a p lane c rashed
into his house.
" T h a t w a s j u s t b i z a r r e , " sa id
Erskine , the Record ing Arts Man-
ager at Hope.
Despi te the bizarre event. Erskine
decided to slay and today he teaches
c o u r s e s in r e c o r d i n g t e c h n i q u e s ,
r ecords recitals and runs a fo rmat -
f ree radio p rog ram at W T H S Fri-
day m o r n i n g s .
Erskine , w h o had been work ing
for the Woos te r theater c o m p a n y in
N e w York, m o v e d back to Michi -
gan a f t e r a near ly fatal car crash.
"I t took me about a year to re-
c o v e r e n o u g h to wa lk a n d t a lk , "
Erskine said. "I c o u l d n ' t return [to
W o o s t e r ] . It i n v o l v e d too m u c h
t rave l ing ."
Trave l ing had been a big part of
Julie Green
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Ersk ine ' s l ife.
As well as work ing with Wooster ,
Erskine w o u l d go on tour wi th mu-
sic g roups l ike Sonic Youth.
"I ended up go ing on tour with
Jul io Iglesias. It was all in Spain , in
Bull r ings, and in Scand inav ia . "
T h e m o s t d i f f i c u l t pa r t of the
sound equ ipment whi le tour ing was
the set up.
"I t w o u l d a l w a y s be d i f fe ren t ev-
ery n ight ," Erskine said.
A m o n g o ther p laces , Er sk ine has
spent t ime in H o n g - K o n g , Glasgow,
England , and Indones ia .
"I wen t a c o u p l e of t imes to In-
d ia to c o n d u c t w o r k s h o p s w i t h
Doordashan the Indian B B C . Try ing
to t ake my skills and adapt t hem to
w h a t t h e y h a v e [ w a s t o u g h ] , "
Ersk ine said. " I t ' s a nat ion wi th so
m a n y p e o p l e and we d o n ' t real ize
that. T h e r e ' s a cer ta in integri ty to
all these d i f f e ren t cu l tu res that is
incredibly s t imu la t ing . "
L iv ing in N e w York City was an
exper i ence in itself, t hough .
" I t ' s l ike l iving in a big toy box "
Ersk ine said. "You h a v e to m a k e
certain connec t ions and once you
do, the re ' s so m a n y th ings y o u can
do. You just have to m a k e e n o u g h
m o n e y to su rv ive . "
None the less , h e e n c o u r a g e s stu-
dents to g o there. In c o m i n g here,
Erskine has found s tudents of his
o w n to leach.
"I like the intensi ty s tudents can
br ing to th ings ," he said. "Peop le
are pretty open and they have an
energy to try d i f fe ren t th ings . "
A s for his W T H S show, 8 a .m. to
noon on Fr idays , Erskine takes his
f ree fo rma t as far as it will go .
"I call it a rude a w a k e n i n g be-
cause I usual ly play someth ing-you
can call it unusua l or you can call it
annoy ing - in the morn ing . I h a d a
n u m b e r of cal ls this m o r n i n g . "
Ersk ine has been involved with
s o m e f o r m of aud io for at least the
past twenty years , starl ing in co l -
lege.
"I spent a long l ime at Mich igan
S t a t e . It w a s a lo t of f u n , " sa id
Erskine , w h o went par t - t ime whi le
pay ing his o w n way.
" T h e d e v e l o p m e n t of pe r sona l
f lexibi l i ty real ly helps; be ing open
for whatever exper ience is available
a n d n o t b e i n g a f r a i d to t a k e a
chance , " he said.
Spot l ight editor Celery " W h a t c h a read in"?"
Not m u c h is ha rde r lo unders tand lhan
a fou r year old with a m o u t h full of ice
c r e a m .
I s h o w e d h i m the poet ry b o o k I had
b rough t to Cen tenn ia l Park to read, then
realized 1 had no idea w h e r e h e had c o m e
f rom: I was in the midd le of a park and h e
was jus t a little boy.
The ice c r e a m s m u d g e d on to his nose ,
then his ch in . I saw his f a the r on a nearby
bench.
The little boy s m a s h e d a bug for me
and the ice c r eam, vani l la , a t tacked his
flannel sh in and d ropped on to his b lack
j eans . It wasn ' t long be fo re w e were
f r i ends : h im silting on my b lanke t , and
the ice c r e a m dr ips mak ing nice h o m e s
there too. He had me looking up in t rees
for squirrels that w e r e n ' t there , wonder -
ing why 1 d idn ' t eat ice c r e a m for d inner ,
and th rowing leaves in the air just to
watch them fly again .
All this f r o m a little boy I had never
met . A n d . though I had never met h im, h e
was a w o n d e r f u l vaca t ion .
Col lege , a f te r all, is jus t par t of life.
Yes, it c o n s u m e s l i fe now, but it is not
l ife. L i fe is not the s u m of the tests , the
papers , the r ead ings a n d the lec tures that
keep us in s t ruc ture .
Even in the s t rongest of s t ructures ,
there is so m u c h m o r e lo it.
A week ago , 1 f o u n d a pile of leaves to
j u m p in. then lay in. look ing at the
speckled bel l ies of the go lden leaves
against the dark sky to think of no th ing
but the f r i ends that we re silling next to
me . A few days ago , it was ra ining, so I
wen t walk ing . I wa lked wi th a f r iend to a
park where we sat on wet swings and
soaked ou r se lves go ing d o w n the slide.
O n the w a y back , w e j u m p e d in eve ry
pudd le w e cou ld f ind , to feel the cold
greasy water sp lash u p and d o w n our legs
and even hit us in the face.
Not even the best of c lasses , the
c lasses in w h i c h w e learn more than just
the cou r se mater ia l , or the mos t f u n
ex t ra -cur r icu la r act ivi ty can c o m p a r e .
T h e y ' r e g o o d for us and they ' l l get us
s o m e w h e r e , but in the end , t hey ' r e
s t ructure .
S o I will do the things that m a k e me
h a p p y as well .
L i fe is m o r e lhan c lasses .
I a le ce lery w h e n 1 was eight because it
was good for me , and I a m sure that
twe lve yea r s later, it has done m e s o m e
good in s o m e f o r m .
But I a l so j u m p e d in leaves w h e n I was
e ight , and 1 k n o w that has done m e all
the good in the wor ld .
B e f o r e I lef t , the little boy in Cen ten -
nial Park fo lded my b lanket for m e and
he lped me pick up m y books . I was sorry
I had to go. I was go ing lo miss the
invis ible squirrels in the trees. And he
was sorry too, ask ing me when I could
c o m e back and play.
He thought I was a w o n d e r f u l play-
mate . W h a t he doesn ' t k n o w was that , f o r
fo r ty - f ive minutes , he m a d e l i fe real.
Fernando Ortega Home Tour with Michelle TumeS
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your actions. A l l life is an experiment. *
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Sports T h Anchor October 25r 2000
Scots sunk in final quarter, Hope leads MIAA Andrew Kleczek S T A F F REPORTER
Nick C o n r a d ('OB) c o u l d h a v e
been one of A l m a ' s lop rece ivers in
S a t u r d a y ' s g a m e , e x c e p t f o r the
little detail abou t be ing a H o p e de-
fensive back. Conrad , the Mich igan
Intercollegiate Athle t ic Assoc ia t ion
( M I A A ) d e f e n s i v e p l a y e r o f t he
week , f in i shed wi th two intercep-
tions. a pass break up, and six tack-
les.
Conrad and the rest of the t eam
helped Hope to a 35-25 victory ove r
the A l m a Scots . It was the t e a m ' s
f o u r t h q u a r t e r p e r f o r m a n c e tha t
he lped seal the g a m e .
Enter ing the four th quar te r H o p e
t ra i led 19-14. T h e y w o u l d , h o w -
ever , score three t o u c h d o w n s in the
f inal quar ter , and (he d e f e n s e ad-
ju s t ed to dea l wi th A l m a ' s w i d e -
open pas s ing at tack.
T h e y | H o p e | put s o m e p ressure
on us with their l inebackers and we
j u s t d i d n ' t r e s p o n d . " J i m C o l e ,
A l m a head coach said. " T h e y did
s o m e w o n d e r f u l t h i n g s out the re
taking the ball out of the air, and it
caught up with us.>:
T h e F ly ing D u t c h m e n d e f e n s e
brought the bli tz in the four th quar-
ter, a t t a ck ing A l m a q u a r t e r b a c k s
S t eve S l o w k e ( ' 0 3 ) a n d B r a n d o n
Wrobel ("01). T w o of H o p e ' s three
s a c k s , a l o n g w i t h f o u r h u r r i e s /
k n o c k d o w n s , c a m e in the last 13
m i n u t e s of t h e g a m e . S l o w k e ,
A l m a ' s s tar t ing quar t e rback , even -
tually left the g a m e in the f o u r t h
quarter.
O f f e n s i v e l y , H o p e q u a r t e r b a c k
J .D. G r a v e s ( ' 0 1 ) and r u n n i n g back
A d a m M a g e r s ( ' 0 1 ) bo th lead the
team with a s t rong at tack. G r a v e s
went 14-29 for 185 ya rds pas s ing ,
and rushed for 7 4 ya rds a n d t w o
t o u c h d o w n s . M a g e r s r u s h e d 2 8
t i m e s f o r 118 y a r d s , a n d t h r e e
touchdowns .
" J .D . G r a v e s - wha t a compe t i -
tor, runn ing d o w n here at the goal
l ine , h e j u s t sa id , ' no t g o n n a let
t hem s top m e ' and m a k e s the big
play," D e a n Kreps , h e a d foo tba l l
coach said. " H e ' s j u s t gutsy, h e ' s
g o n n a f ind a way to get it d o n e . "
T h e F ly ing D u t c h m e n a l so ran
the opt ion , m u c h to the del ight of
G r a v e s . Hope h a d held back on the
op t ion so far this season.
"J .D. would love to run it eve ry
play if he c o u l d , " Kreps said. " H e
loves the opt ion. If I d o n ' t want h im
to audib le , all I have to do is cal l an
opt ion , because I gua ran t ee you he
w o n ' t check ou t of an op t ion . "
The g a m e was pe rhaps the mos t
c o m p l e t e one of the season so far ,
a cco rd ing to Kreps .
" W e need to be tough for 6 0 min-
utes and I thought we were , " Kreps
said.
H o p e rushed for 222 ya rds , and
passed for 185, f o r a total of 407
yards . P rev ious ly , A l m a had held
o p p o n e n t s to an a v e r a g e of 9 4 . 2
ya rds rushing per g a m e .
T h e v ic tory leaves H o p e as the
on ly t e a m in the M I A A wi thout a
l eague loss. T h i s m e a n s they can
win the l eague c h a m p i o n s h i p with-
out need ing ano the r t eam to lose,
as they did last season. Desp i t e the
fac t they control their o w n dest iny,
Kreps is wary. 44It's not gonna get any easier , if
we think Adr i an and Ol ivet are j u s t
g o n n a lay d o w n so w e c a n p lay
Alb ion for the c h a m p i o n s h i p w e ' r e
d r e a m i n g , " K r e p s s a i d . " T h e s e
g a m e s are gonna be t o u g h . "
Br ian A d l o f f ( ' 0 1 ) f i n i s h e d as
H o p e ' s leading rece iver wi th 7 re-
cep t ions for 75 yards . Kevin K u d e j
( ' 01 ) f in ished the g a m e with 7 tack-
les and 2 sacks . Pat War ren ( ' 0 2 )
also had a sack.
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RUNNING MAN: Hope Quarterback J.D. Graves ('01) eludes Alma defenders on a passing play last Saturday. Graves would finish the day with 185 yards passing, and 74 yards rushing. He helped lead the Flying Dutchmen to a 35-25 MIAA win.
Women's Lacrosse underway Danielle Koski S T A F F REPORTER
T h e C h i p p e w a Indians used la-
c rosse to surpr ise a t tack the Bri t ish
at For t Mich i l imack inac in 1763.
In 1974 the H o p e Co l l ege M e n ' s
Lacrosse t eam was founded .
In the year 2 0 0 0 the H o p e Co l -
lege W o m e n ' s Lacrosse t eam has
been s tar ted.
"Righ t n o w we have 32 gir ls on
t he t e a m , " sa id A m a n d a K i n n e y
( ' 0 4 ) , pres ident of the team.
Lacrosse is k n o w n to b e a h igh
contac t sport . In K i n n e y ' s op in ion ,
a w o m e n ' s l a c r o s s e t e a m w a s
n e e d e d at H o p e , so that all g i r l s
could have a chance to play, not just
the ones that cou ld s tand on their
o w n agains t the m e n ' s team.
" W e c o n c e n t r a t e m o r e on t he
technique and skill then on the brute
s t r eng th , " K i n n e y sa id . " M o s t of
the gir ls are j u s t too smal l to p lay
[with the guys ] . "
M o s t of the gir ls on the t eam are
f r e s h m e n wi th a c o u p l e of s o p h o -
mores .
"I e n j o y k n o w i n g that I ' m a part
of s o m e t h i n g new on H o p e ' s c a m -
pus " sa id H a n n a h Redd ick ( ' 0 4 ) .
L a c r o s s e is a n o t h e r g r o u p f o r
w o m e n on H o p e ' s c a m p u s to b e a
par t of .
"I feel coo l w h e n I ca r ry my la-
c r o s s e s t i c k a r o u n d , " L i n d s a y
Bosak (*04) said. " P e o p l e a sk me
if I p lay lacrosse and I ' m like, yeah .
I do . "
Accord ing to Kinney, the guys on
the m e n ' s t eam have b e e n very sup-
por t ive .
" T h e y have o f f e r e d to sha re e v -
e ry th ing , " said Kinney. " T h e y are
he lp ing u s to get s t a r t ed . "
T h e w o m e n ' s t eam h a s n ' t s tarted
a n y o f f i c ia l p rac t i ces yet because
mos t of the gir ls d o n ' t h a v e st icks,
but g i r l s w h o h a v e s t icks are prac-
t ic ing now. T h i s yea r is m o r e of a
l ea rn ing e x p e r i e n c e for the t eam,
acco rd ing to Kinney , and next year
the t eam will f ocus on actual games .
" W e a r e t e a c h i n g p e o p l e [ the
g a m e ] a n d t h e r e m a y b e s c r i m -
m a g e s in the sp r ing , " Kinney said.
" I ' m glad to get this th ing s ta r ted ."
Volleyball: Wednesday at 6:30 PM, vs. St. Mary's
Men and Women's Cross Country: Sat-urday at 11 AM, MIAA Finals @ Albion
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Football: Saturday at 1:00 PM, @ Adrian
1 * J Women's Soccer: Saturday at 4:00 PM CDT, @ St. Mary's
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