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From Sing A Song Of Sixpence (Mother Goose rhyme):
The king was in his counting-house, Counting out his money; The queen was in the parlor, Eating bread and honey.
From "A Terre" by Wilfred Owen:
Well, that's what I learnt, -- that, and making money. Your fifty years ahead seem none too many?
From "Wild with all Regrets" by Wilfred Owen:
-- Well, that's what I learnt. That, and making money. Your fifty years in store seem none too many;
From "Goblin Market" by Christina Georgina Rossetti:
Longed but had no money: The whisk-tailed merchant bade her taste In tones as smooth as honey, The cat-faced purr'd,
From "DRIFTIN' TOO FAR FROM SHORE" by Bob Dylan:
I send you all my money Just like I did before. I tried to reach you honey, But you're driftin' too far from shore.
From "HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU, BABY" by Bob Dylan:
Spent my money on you honey
From "HANDY DANDY" by Bob Dylan:
Handy Dandy, he got a stick in his hand and a pocket full of money He says, "Darling, tell me the truth, how much time I got?" She says, "You got all the time in the world, honey." Handy Dandy,Handy Dandy
From "ALL OVER YOU" by Bob Dylan:
Well, I don't need no money, I just need a day that's sunny,
From "LAST THOUGHTS ON WOODY GUTHRIE" by Bob Dylan:
Ranting and raving and taking yer money And you thinks it's funny
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From "I SHALL BE FREE NO. 10" by Bob Dylan:
She's funny, wants my money, calls me "honey."
From "Rich and Happy" from "Merrily We Roll Along":
Working hard for lots of money, Filled with people smart and funny,
From "New York Interlude/Nice Work If You Can Get it" from "Crazy For You":
The man who only live for making money Lives a life that isn't necessarily sunny;
From "Baby Dream Your Dream" from "Sweet Charity":
Ev'ry Saturday, We'll spend all our money. Join the P.T.A.;
They will love you, honey.
From "Rhymes Have I" from "Kismet":
Happy rhymes like money makes you sunny
From "Sennett Song" from "Chaplin":
Chaplin help me, time is money, Won't you show me something funny?
From "Just You Wait" from "My Fair Lady":
You'll be broke, and I'll have money; Will I help you? Don't be funny!
From "Don Juan" from "Smokey Joe's Cafe":
Don Juan, when you had money Don Juan, I was your honey
From "Great Writer" from "Snoopy":
Smells like money dipped in honey
From "Opportunity Knocking" from "The Thing About Men":
Tom: He needs a roommate, hes out of money I need a room ..hahaha.. isnt that funny
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From "Caitlyn and Haley" from "Edges":
Caitlyn is stealing mom`s money Caitlyn won`t laugh at my jokes anymore Caitlyn says I am not funny And Caitlyn is dressing like a whore
From "All for the Best" from "Godspell":
Best at making mountains of money They can't take it with them, but what do they care? They get the center of the meat, cushions on the seat Houses on the street where it's sunny..
From "We're in the Money" from "42nd Street":
We're in the money, The sky is sunny;
From "We're in the Money" from "42nd Street":
We're in the money Come on, my honey
From "Because, Because" from "Of Thee I Sing":
Because you're in the money With a smile that's sweet and sunny,
From "Respect" from "The Marvelous Wonderettes":
I'm about to give you all of my money And all I'm askin' in return, honey
From "Ain't We Got Fun" from "A Day in Hollywood / A Night in the Ukraine":
Not much money, Oh, but honey
From "Money, Money, Money" from "Mamma Mia":
Money, money, money Must be funny
From "Money, Money, Money" from "Mamma Mia":
Money, money, money Always sunny
From "Tain't Nobody's Biz-ness If I Do" from "Bullets Over Broadway":
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If my friend ain't got no money And I say, "take all mine, honey"
From "Crazy 'Bout Ya' Baby" from "Forever Plaid":
I'm gonna spend a lot of money House built for two A cottage in the country For just me and you
From "Great Balls of Fire" from "Million Dollar Quartet":
I learned to love all of Hollywood money You came along and you moved me honey
From "Long Distance" from "Caroline, or Change":
Indifferent to money, the kid?s a little funny,
From "Live In Living Color" from "Catch Me If You Can":
I've got a story about fame and money And it's got more curves than a Playboy bunny
From "No Money In This Deal" by George Jones:
Than to see me spend her money When I ain't never called her honey
From "Friends Forever" by Disney:
(Verse 2) So if we get the big jobs, and we make the big money, When we look back now, will our jokes still be funny?
From "Mustang Mix" by Prince:
I just wanna make money so I can give it all 2 U, honey
From "I Wanna Be Your Lover" by Prince:
I ain't got no money
I ain't like those other guys you hang around It's kinda funny But they always seem to let you down
From "Ain't It Funny" by Loretta Lynn:
A dime is a lot of candy money Oh, ain't it funny, now, ain't it funny?
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From "Star" by DAVID BOWIE:
I could do with the money I'm so wiped out with things as they are I'd send my photograph to my honey And I'd c'mon like a regular superstar
From "Ain't Nobody's Bizness if I Do" by Diana Ross:
If my man ain't got no money and I say take all mine, honey
From "Way You Do The Things You Do" by Diana Ross:
You know could've been some money And, baby, you're so sweet You know could've been some honey
From "If I Had... (Radio Edit)" by Eminem:
What is money?
Money is what makes a man act funny
From "Rap Superstar" by Eminem:
Lookin in the mirror dreamin about blowin up To rock crowds make money Chill wit the honies Sign autographs and whatever the people want from me
From "As the World Turns" by Eminem:
So gimme all your money And don't try nothin' funny
From "Dedication 3" by Lil Wayne:
yeahh same hustle new money im just hiphop been like two bunnies
From "Lovely" by Lil Wayne:
You will love to jack my money
I love to clap-clap and black-black get back here honey
From "AIN'T NOBODY'S BUSINESS IF I DO" by Eric Clapton:
And if my friend ain't got no money And I say, "All right, take all of mine honey,"
From "In the Jailhouse Now" by Johnny Cash:
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Well she started in to spend my money She started in to call me honey
From "Higher" by Gloria Estefan:
And everyplace he'd go, he'd take your money Think it was funny
From "Lick It Up" by Kiss:
There's something sweet you can't buy with money Lick it up, woo, lick it up It's all you need, so believe me honey It ain't a crime to be good to yourself
From "Blue Money" by Van Morrison:
Juice money, loose money Juice money, loose money, honey
From "Ball & Chain" by Van Morrison:
Baby, I don't want you for your money I don't want you 'cos I love you, honey
From "Electric Music And The Summer People (version 02)" by Beck:
Handin' out money, The flies makin' honey
From "Electric Music And The Summer People" by Beck:
Handin' out money, the flies makin' honey
From "Back to the Family" by Jethro Tull:
Master's in the counting house Counting all his money. Sister's sitting by the mirror She thinks her hair looks funny.
From "Strap It On" by AC/DC:
I want more honey For my money Turn your head So you don't look funny Lay on your back
From "Can't Make You Love Me" by Britney Spears:
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Don't care about money It doesn't give me half the thrill To the thought of you, honey So tell me that you want me still
From "Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do" by Billie Holiday:
If my man ain't got no money and I say, "Take all of mine, honey"
From "Sugar (that Sugar Baby O' Mine)" by Billie Holiday:
Funny, he never asks for my money All i give him is honey
From "Can U Get Wit It" by Usher:
'Cause I don't have much money I can't buy a diamond ring I ain't tryin' to be funny It's only a sexual thing
From "Street Dreams" by NaS:
Ain't that funny? Gettin' put on to crack money With all the gunplay, paintin' the kettle black hungry
From "Johnny Ryall" by Beastie Boys:
Living on borrowed time and borrowed money Sleepin' in the street there ain't a damn thing funny
From "Abba Undeleted" by ABBA:
To make such a lot of money Would be funny
From "The Sounds of Science" by Beastie Boys:
Time and money for girls covered with honey
From "Danny's Song" by Anne Murray:
And even though we ain't got money I'm so in love with you honey
From "Love, Life and Money" by Marianne Faithfull:
I've had my share of love, life and money I lost it all three ways and I'm here to tell ya, it sure ain't funny
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From "Give What You Got" by Alanis Morissette:
When you are beggin' me for money Just got to tell me what you need But if you want my lovin' buddy You've got to get down on your knees
From "Money" by KMFDM:
and I'm gonna spend money, on a bottle of booze, to bring home for my honey
From "Easy Money" by Billy Joel:
Easy money I could get lucky
From "One More Road To Cross" by DMX:
You play with my life, when you play with my money
Playin' around but this'll be the last time you think somethin's funny
From "Comin' For Ya" by DMX:
I want house money, jag money so I gots to bag money I ain't laughin' but yo it's mad funny
From "Do The Damn Thing" by Fabolous:
I keep a pocket fulla, do the damn thang money I keep it comin' with bottles of champagne dunny
From "Don't Stop Won't Stop" by Fabolous:
See I'm 'bout stackin' money but when they start actin' funny
From "Back On The Chain" by Motorhead:
'Cause you're holding all the money And now we're outlaws, running scared And I don't think it's funny
From "Hydro" by Twiztid:
No need in holding back, gonna spend the extra money Split the philly up the middle, go on and lace it with that honey
From "The Slap" by E-40:
If my money ever got funny
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From "Whoa" by Esham:
A key to a "G", still adding up money Lovely, keep ya water on bubbly
From "Devilshit" by Esham:
Drugs, thugs wit' money turn ya rainy day sunny
From "Walkin On Da Flatline" by Esham:
Blood money, cocaine got my nose runny
From "Everyone" by Esham:
It was all about some money, it was funny
From "Makin' Whoopee" by Ella Fitzgerald:
He doesn't make much money Only five thousand per Some judge who thinks he's funny Says, "You'll pay six to her"
From "Can't Get You off My Mind" by Mary J. Blige:
Always on my mind like money You my honey
From "A Hard Nut To Crack" by Aaron Neville:
Know the guy you're giving my money And you come home and call me honey
From "All Falls Down" by Kanye West:
That major that she majored in don't make no money But she won't drop out, her parents will look at her funny
From "Turn My Swag On Freestyle" by Chamillionaire:
Rollin wit a chick magnet I call Arab money Could wake up in your mommas bed like Im your stepdad, dummy
From "Billionaire" by Twista:
And I'll make the people love me while they hug me with they money And I'm always in a hurry just to come and cook it curry
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From "Billionaire" by Twista:
Never let it make you, make that money G's on the Louie 13 gettin scummy
From "Center Stage" by Indigo Girls:
(Counting all his money) Look yourself in the eye before you drown (The queen is in her parlor) (Eating bread and honey)
From "Money" by Girls Aloud:
Ooh, money, money Your money, honey
From "Wild Mountain Honey" by Steve Miller Band:
You run for the money
You don't even know about wild mountain honey
From "My Love" by Whitney Houston:
My love, some girl just wanna spend guys money Live their lives chasing the milk and honey
From "Chamber Music" by Xzibit:
So now Xzibit got a little money; I think its funny
From "ATL Tales / Ride Wit Me" by Lloyd:
In this game if you're clean you can get all the money When you start gettin' dirty they look at you funny
From "Blue Monday" by Bobby Darin:
Got my money and my honey
From "Am I Losin'" by Lynyrd Skynyrd:
When you get just a little money It's so strange, your so called friends Want to act just a little funny Yes they'll blame you
From "Take Your Time" by Lynyrd Skynyrd:
Take your time my blue eyed son
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Well you may never have his money But you wont miss no rich mans fun I can never give you money honey
From "The Way You Do The Things You Do" by UB 40:
you know you could of been some money and baby your so sweet you know you could of been some honey
From "Walking Barefoot" by Ash:
Don't need money when it's sunny
From "Stars and Planets" by Liz Phair:
Spend their money, chase their honey
From "Apologize" by Luther Vandross:
This should be about love, not money Don't let him try to take you from me
From "Catch Me In The Hood" by 50 Cent:
And I ain't stoppin 'til my click poppin, swimmin in barrels of money Ma can walk around with her head up cause her child ain't a dummy
From "P.I.M.P. (Remix)'(feat. Snoop Dogg" by 50 CENT:
Its green for tha money
Gold for tha honey
From "Looking for the Next Best Thing" by Warren Zevon:
I worked hard, but not for the money I did my best to please I used to think it was funny 'Til I realized it was all a tease
From "Chatper 13 (Rich Man Vs. Poor Man)" by Common:
Cause without the money "Ain't a damn thing funny"
From "Big Plans (Feat) Method Man" by Ginuwine:
Ain't life funny? Don't nothin' move but that money Oh boy' honies looking like Playboy bunnies
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From "Hell Yeah (Remix)" by Ginuwine:
So now where my car keys at? And where my money at? I'm gonna follow y'all to the, ah, where the honeys at
From "Big Plans" by Ginuwine:
Ain't life funny, don't nothin' move but that money Oh boy, honies, lookin' like playboy bunnies
From "Cradle to the Grave" by Mobb Deep:
Get that money I wants, some brothers want to act funny
From "Corner Man" by Three 6 Mafia:
And I get my money like a bee get honey
From "Made of Money" by Adam Ant:
You think that I'm made of money You've got something coming honey
From "Vanity" by Adam Ant:
Money's money, my little honey
From "Miami Kid" by Pitbull:
They say more money and women are funny,
From "Taxloss" by Mansun:
Sign on the line and we'll give you the money And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny
From "Rocker (Feat Michael Monroe)" by Backyard Babies:
But I aint got the money I got the city sound rockin Dont you think its funny I got the city sound rockin
From "Can't Find The Door" by Backyard Babies:
I need a little more money Just a drink to score But I can tell you honey I need a hundred more
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From "Hippie" by Blues Traveler:
And I could use your money And if you ain't got a dime We'll sell tickets, honey
From "Wonderful" by Ja Rule:
Hell yeah, I splurge money, hell yeah, I act funny
From "Wonderful" by Ja Rule:
I wonder why love is about money And why wou wanna take it all from me
From "Wonderful" by Ja Rule:
I wonder why love is about money And why wou wanna take it all from me Honey, my life is dark but it's lovely Crimes, cars, cribs ain't that right Kelly?
From "Love Or Money" by Debbie Gibson:
Wouldn't leave you for money Wouldn't leave you for anything In this world, honey
From "Steppin' It Up" by A Tribe Called Quest:
Whoo-whoo! Funk Doc gets the money And best believe I went through more trees than Sonny
From "3:30 in the Morning" by Timbaland:
Even if the guys try to tip me with their money I'ma let 'em know I'm dedicated to my honey
From "Girls & Boys" by Good Charlotte:
With money He's well dressed Not funny
And not much to say in
From "My Name Is Money" by Andre Nickatina:
"Yo, I know that Money. He's in my pocket and I dare you try to take him from me"
From "Picasso Moon" by Grateful Dead:
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They got 'em packaged up for love and money Tattooed tots and chrome spike bunnies
From "Picasso Moon" by Grateful Dead:
I see your face printed on my money Your blazin' ways really move me, honey
From "Money" by Suede:
You thought you'd come on and amaze me with your money You thought you'd come and amaze me honey
From "Caught in a Verse" by Andre Nickatina:
We had dreams of doin things with money Its funny how situations get ugly
From "Dirt Room (acoustic)" by Blue October:
I really think that this is fun for the money I'll make it comfy for the time wasted making you rich I want to cover you in ants, bees and honey Then take a picture for the cover of our album!
From "Dead Wrong" by Notorious B.I.G.:
Funny wit the money Oh you got me mistakin honey
From "Gangsta" by Trick Daddy:
Hey yo I got the llello, you got the money Try nothin' funny and I don't buy dummies
From "Get This Money" by Trina:
It's enough for all of us to get this money Ain't no need for player haters acting funny
From "Higher Level" by KRS-One:
Yo mad heads be needin' money So listen very close as I conduct this little study
From "Zoo" by Victims Family:
anythinf goes if you've got a lot of money everyone's a comic but nothing very funny
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From "R Ska Song" by MEST:
i had no money i lost it all on a bet i don't think that it's too funny now i can't buy minor threat
From "Five-O (Remix)" by Elephant Man:
Once you hear the police hatin (Hatin) Cause we makin money WOO!!! WOO!!! Hatin (Hatin) Tryin to take it from me
From "Feel It Boy" by Beenie Man:
Whenever I got no money She is still my honey
From "American Dream" by Switchfoot:
If your time had been nothing but money
I start to feel really bad for you honey
From "C U When You Get There" by Coolio:
The other homie shot the other homie and ran away with his money And when the other homies heard about it they thought it was funny
From "C U When U Get There [Bill and Humberto's Orchestra Mix]" by Coolio:
The other homie shot the other homie and ran off with his money And when the other homies heard about it they thought that it was funny
From "County Line" by Coolio:
coz it's all about money, ain't a damn thing funny
From "Next 2 You" by Buckcherry:
Spent my money, teasing me honey
From "Whatcha Like" by Keith Sweat:
Nah, I'm not used to spendin' money Just to get some honey
From "Biomechanic Man" by Lordi:
You need to be on a roll and make a show of money You need to get the healer here You gotta know when it's bad, it's gonna be funny
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You gotta get in the cyber-feel
From "Can't Stop" by Ace Hood:
And whatever it takes, Ace Hood 'bout money How much for the chain? I spend 'bout a hundred See you can dim the lights, but my wrist still sunny They know I'm on the block and my fitted in the glock
From "Can't Stop" by Ace Hood:
And when it comes to money, They know it ain't nothing, Throw a 100 on jewels, Make it back up on a Monday.
From "Honey Bee (Single)" by Blake Shelton:
was right on the money And I got you smilin honey
From "I Can't Walk Away" by Blake Shelton:
Hey, I dont do this for the money I dont do it for the fame Its cause he threw me to the ground all bloody Thats the reason I cant walk away.
From "Nasty Girl" by Plies:
One thing about her she get her own money Gave it to her yesterday while she was doin' laundry
Favorite toy of mine is my lil bunny Bow legged and glasses, such a real woman
From "Won't Be Long" by Keri Hilson:
Some do for money Some wanna party Some way to hungry Tired of waiting
From "Buyou" by Keri Hilson:
It's my money, boy my money, Bet'chya never ever get another dime from me
From "At the Céili [DVD]" by Celtic Woman:
One fair with lots of money I dont know which one to choose The flower of the honey
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From "Low Budget" by Kinks:
ART TAKES TIME, TIME IS MONEY MONEY'S SCACE AND THAT AIN'T FUNNY
From "UK Visa Versa" by MC Lars:
The superbowl, shopping, S.U.V.'s and money Santa Claus, hygiene and the Easter Bunny
From "Balla" by Flo Rida:
Flo rida be the landlaord i need tht rent money Imma poor boy eryday i get cake honey
From "The Game" by MC Lars:
Hes a startup CEO about to make mad money Wants to take you to his penthouse, make you his honey
From "Outta Control" by Baby Bash:
Everybody say, fellas, what do ladies like? Money, money, money Ladies, what do fellas like? They monkey, monkey, monkey
From "What You're Afraid Of" by Bis:
Living in this nightclub in the gray city, I live here for the money Not the company of strangers, stranger than me on a Monday
From "Taking Forever" by Tyrese:
All you tryna do is get this money A crib for your mommy, a sample from your honey
From "Chicago" by Bis:
Where'd you get that money? Not so sure it's funny
From "Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny" by Bloodhound Gang:
I'll give you the gift that keeps on givin' it won't cost you any money Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny
From "Cheatin'" by Sara Evans:
After she spent all your money Did she leave you just like you left me
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Sometimes life is funny Yes I'll be glad to take you back
From "Camera" by B.o.B:
Just to make her some daycare money And to pay for the rent bill monthly
From "Simple As That" by Huey Lewis And The News:
And the money goes so fast it ain't funny
From "Pin the Tail [Explicit]" by Jim Jones:
We out trying to get this money We take trips in the winter in jet planes To climates where it's sunny
From "Welcome" by 311:
Life in pursuit of only money we think it's funny
From "Before I Die" by Axel Rudi Pell:
All of your life you worked hard for your money But when you got old you realized it wasn't funny
From "That was a Crazy Game of Poker" by O.A.R. (Of A Revolution):
Because I took his money last night, it's kinda funny
From "Essays On Bdp-Ism" by Boogie Down Productions:
You see I like to study, I like money I like eatin' wheat bread with honey
From "I Am The Mob" by Catatonia:
Two for the money, three for the money Am I your Easter bunny?
From "One For The Road" by Little River Band:
We all say that we don't care for money Money takes a second place Now I don't care, but it seems kind of funny Me and the boys in a race
From "Man Or Animal" by Audioslave:
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From "Parental Discretion" by BIG PUNISHER:
Drugs and money, this ain't no Bugs Bunny
From "Get Bucked Get Crunked" by C-Murder:
Now give it to me, I want the jewels and the money And ectasy for the thugs and the bunnies
From "Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear" by Muppets, The:
Oh who needs money Fozzie: When we're funny!
From "X-Files" by House Of Pain:
It's all bright and sunny when you're holdin' big money My Sonics got youth, first my mud got honey
From "The Gentle Kind" by Aztec Camera:
'Cos in a hard world, with fastness and an eye on the money I heard a soft voice, saying "Never worry, hold on honey"
From "I Never Had It So Good" by Lobo:
I never had much money I never won a race My jokes don't end up funny And I've had doors slammed in my face
From "Sitting On the Curb" by Pepper:
I remember those days [Incomprehensible] money Never checked the price, it just all came to me But now in days I'll be pinchin' every penny star dining at my local Denny's
From "CRUSHED BY THE WHEELS OF INDUSTRY" by Heaven 17:
They can do it but it's going to take some money Have what you desire if and when you see the fact
They will lead us to the land of milk and honey
From "Like My Dog" by Billy Currington:
He never says 'I wish you made more money' He always thinks pull my finger is funny
From "Shame for You" by Lily Allen:
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â~Cause you waste my time and waste my money And you're not too cool and you're not so funny
From "Something In 4-4 Time" by Daryl Hall:
Sooner or later it's a matter of money And then it's just a matter of time You can say you don't care and you think it's funny But baby it's your life on the line
From "Doobie Ashtray" by Devin The Dude:
You probably don't have a lot of money But if you did would you find it funny
From "Money Honey" by Ry Cooder:
He said, "money honey, money honey, money honey
From "Overriding Volunteer" by Finley Quaye:
They don't want your money (Overriding volunteer) They don't think you're funny (Overriding volunteer)
From "Addle Brains" by Augie March:
What does a bird want with money? Was he made this way? Do you have to earn the right to find all of this funny?
Nothing's funny today
From "Pictures" by Galaxie 500:
Baby, I spend all my money Baby, don't think that it's funny
From "Sunshine" by Fantasia Barrino:
And make it rain money, all for my honey
From "Nothing to do With Love" by Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band:
You say you want my money You wanna buy you a brand new car You say you love me honey I ain't seen no proof so far
From "Cheesy Rat Blues" by LL Cool J:
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Sucker for his money, it's so funny