09. The one where Ross got high.English.txt

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100:00:02,573 --> 00:00:04,484Okay, great. Bye.

200:00:05,573 --> 00:00:07,291Guess who's comingto Thanksgiving dinner?

300:00:07,493 --> 00:00:09,085Sidney Poitier?

400:00:10,173 --> 00:00:11,686l miss Rachel.

500:00:12,533 --> 00:00:13,329My parents.

600:00:13,573 --> 00:00:15,848Great, they haven't seen the place

since l moved in.

700:00:16,093 --> 00:00:19,290lf you could not mention thatwe live together, that'd be great.

800:00:19,493 --> 00:00:21,688l was thinking we'd eat around 4.

900:00:22,253 --> 00:00:24,084

Why can't l tell themwe live together?

1000:00:24,333 --> 00:00:27,086They don't know we're dating.Should we eat in the kitchen?

1100:00:27,773 --> 00:00:29,092Why haven't you told them?

12

00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,927Well, l was going to. l really was.

1300:00:32,173 --> 00:00:35,210But then somewhere,just out of nowhere, l didn't.

1400:00:36,493 --> 00:00:38,484


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Why not? Wouldn't they be happy?

1500:00:38,733 --> 00:00:41,884So, dinner in the kitchen around 4.l'll see you then.

1600:00:42,093 --> 00:00:43,572Why wouldn't they be happy?

1700:00:43,773 --> 00:00:45,286Well, because. . .

1800:00:46,053 --> 00:00:47,281. . .mainly. . .

1900:00:48,573 --> 00:00:50,291. . .they don't like you.

20

00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,842-l'm sorry.-What? Why? Why?

2100:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,409Maybe because you used to be aloof. . .

2200:00:55,613 --> 00:00:58,525. . .or that you're sarcasticor that you joke around. . .

2300:00:58,773 --> 00:01:01,412. . .or that you throw your clotheson the couch.

2400:01:01,613 --> 00:01:04,002ls this why they don't like meor you don't like me?

2500:01:05,333 --> 00:01:08,530l know l should have told them.

l shouldn't care what they think.

2600:01:08,693 --> 00:01:09,648l'm sorry.

2700:01:11,373 --> 00:01:14,729lt'll be okay because whenthey come over, l will be charming.


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2800:01:14,973 --> 00:01:17,441l will make them love me,then we'll tell them.

2900:01:17,653 --> 00:01:18,688Will that work?

3000:01:18,933 --> 00:01:22,164l can be pretty charming, babe.l won you over, didn't l?

3100:01:23,373 --> 00:01:25,887l don't think you'll ever getmy parents that drunk.

3200:01:27,533 --> 00:01:29,410The One Where Ross Got High

3300:01:31,893 --> 00:01:32,882English Subtitles byGelula/SDl

3400:02:06,373 --> 00:02:09,206Hey. Oh, good, Ross.Your parents like me, right?

3500:02:09,453 --> 00:02:11,284Yes, of course they like you.

3600:02:11,533 --> 00:02:12,932Monica told me they don't.

3700:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,725Yeah, they don't like you.

3800:02:15,853 --> 00:02:16,922Do you know why?

3900:02:17,173 --> 00:02:21,007Maybe it's because you're sarcasticor maybe it's because you--

4000:02:21,213 --> 00:02:23,886lf people don't know,they shouldn't just guess!


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4100:02:24,893 --> 00:02:27,532Another Thanksgivingwith nothing to give thanks for.

4200:02:27,733 --> 00:02:30,486Maybe l give thanksfor you shutting up, huh?

4300:02:31,893 --> 00:02:34,726Maybe l give thanks by takingmy PlayStation to my place.

4400:02:34,933 --> 00:02:36,685Maybe l love you.

4500:02:39,533 --> 00:02:40,886Hey, guys.

46

00:02:41,093 --> 00:02:44,483No, l don't wantto play video games, Joey!

4700:02:46,773 --> 00:02:49,333Are you guys goingto Chandler's for Thanksgiving?

4800:02:49,533 --> 00:02:50,522Yeah, why?

4900:02:50,733 --> 00:02:53,122Me and my friends aredoing Thanksgiving uptown.

5000:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,045l thought you might like to come.

5100:02:55,373 --> 00:02:56,886For real?

5200:02:57,933 --> 00:03:00,527You should go to Chandler's.None of us can cook.

5300:03:00,773 --> 00:03:02,126We'll just drink all day.

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00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:04,085We go to yours!

5500:03:05,493 --> 00:03:09,406We have to stop across the hallbecause it's my sister.

5600:03:09,653 --> 00:03:12,725But, you know, actually,growing up with a sister was nice. . .

5700:03:12,973 --> 00:03:15,123. . .because it helped meunderstand women.

5800:03:15,373 --> 00:03:17,887Yeah, you should tellyour friends that.

59

00:03:19,053 --> 00:03:20,088Okay.

6000:03:24,533 --> 00:03:27,889How you got three women to marry you,l'll never know.

6100:03:34,173 --> 00:03:36,209Pheebs, check it out!For my dessert. . .

6200:03:36,413 --> 00:03:38,881. . .l'm making a traditionalEnglish trifle.

6300:03:39,093 --> 00:03:42,688Wow. That sounds great!And what are you making, Monica?

6400:03:42,893 --> 00:03:46,010ln case Rachel's dessert is

so good that l eat all of it. . .

6500:03:47,973 --> 00:03:50,282. . .and there's none leftfor anybody else!

6600:03:51,613 --> 00:03:52,443Nothing.


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6700:03:52,853 --> 00:03:53,922Nothing?

6800:03:54,453 --> 00:03:56,409No, sweetie. l trust you.

6900:03:57,093 --> 00:03:59,846lf l mess this up,there's nothing else for dessert?

7000:04:00,773 --> 00:04:02,206You won't mess it up.

7100:04:02,533 --> 00:04:06,082l love that. You reallyhave faith in me. Thank you.

72

00:04:06,293 --> 00:04:09,126Question: How do you knowwhen the butter is done?

7300:04:09,373 --> 00:04:12,490lt's done about two minutesbefore it looks like that.

7400:04:17,133 --> 00:04:20,682-The food smells great, Mon.-And the place looks so nice.

7500:04:20,933 --> 00:04:24,130-Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody!-Happy Thanksgiving!

7600:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,927-Well, this has been great.-See you.

7700:04:29,133 --> 00:04:30,122

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

7800:04:31,533 --> 00:04:33,091Where you going?

7900:04:33,293 --> 00:04:37,206We did say we'd stop by this littlething Joey's roommate is having.


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8000:04:37,413 --> 00:04:39,722Oh, Janine,the really hot dancer girl?

8100:04:40,293 --> 00:04:43,490Some would say she's attractive, yes.

8200:04:43,893 --> 00:04:45,690Who else is going to be there?

8300:04:45,893 --> 00:04:46,882Her friends.

8400:04:47,133 --> 00:04:48,122Her dancer friends?

8500:04:48,373 --> 00:04:49,886

Yes! All right?

8600:04:50,133 --> 00:04:53,205All of her hot dancer friendsare gonna be there. . .

8700:04:53,453 --> 00:04:56,684. . .and they'll be drinking and dancingand we really want to go!

88

00:04:59,053 --> 00:05:00,930Dude, we were good.

8900:05:01,773 --> 00:05:04,890You're not going. You saidyou'd eat here and you'll eat here.

9000:05:05,093 --> 00:05:07,926Yeah, and leaving usto go see hot dancer girls. . .

9100:05:08,133 --> 00:05:10,010. . .is not very Thanksgiving-y.

9200:05:10,213 --> 00:05:11,692Oh, but it is.

9300:05:11,893 --> 00:05:16,125


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lt's like the first Thanksgiving whenthe lndians and Pilgrims sat down.

9400:05:16,333 --> 00:05:18,688Then the lndians taughtthe Pilgrims. . .

9500:05:18,893 --> 00:05:21,168. . .what it meant to be hotin the New World!

9600:05:22,893 --> 00:05:24,565-Hello, everybody!-Hi!

9700:05:26,373 --> 00:05:28,523Hi, Dad. Mom.

9800:05:28,893 --> 00:05:31,691

Look! Look who it is!lt's Chandler!

9900:05:33,053 --> 00:05:35,567Oh, yes, of course.Hello, Chandler.

10000:05:36,173 --> 00:05:38,129Mr. and Mrs. Geller,you look wonderful.

10100:05:38,373 --> 00:05:41,171lt is great to have you here.Let us take your coats.

10200:05:41,533 --> 00:05:43,888Whoa, it snowing out there?

10300:05:44,893 --> 00:05:45,882No.

10400:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,889Monica, all this food looks wonderful.

10500:05:55,133 --> 00:05:56,885You should do this for a living.

10600:05:59,853 --> 00:06:04,085


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Okay, l have dandruff.There's no need to laugh and point.

10700:06:05,773 --> 00:06:07,684Chandler was laughing at your joke.

10800:06:07,893 --> 00:06:09,451My joke wasn't funny.

10900:06:11,853 --> 00:06:13,889Rach, l just remembered.

11000:06:14,093 --> 00:06:16,129l had a dreamabout Mr. Geller last night.

11100:06:16,333 --> 00:06:17,129Really?

11200:06:17,373 --> 00:06:20,126l dreamt that he saved mefrom a burning building. . .

11300:06:20,373 --> 00:06:22,284. . .and he was so brave and so strong.

11400:06:22,533 --> 00:06:25,491And it's making me look at himtotally differently.

11500:06:27,333 --> 00:06:30,689He used to be just"Jack Geller, Monica and Ross' dad. "

11600:06:30,933 --> 00:06:34,084Now he's " Jack Geller, dream hunk. "

11700:06:37,333 --> 00:06:40,131l don't know. To me,

he'll always be " Jack Geller. . .

11800:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,483. . .walks in while you're changing. "

11900:06:45,853 --> 00:06:49,084You know, Dad, Chandler is oneof Ross' very best friends.


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12000:06:49,333 --> 00:06:51,005Ross sure is a great guy.

12100:06:51,253 --> 00:06:54,131l've always felt thathow a man turns out. . .

12200:06:54,373 --> 00:06:56,045. . .is a reflection on his father.

12300:06:56,253 --> 00:06:59,768l always thought that too.Tell me, what does your father do?

12400:07:02,333 --> 00:07:04,289He's a headliner of a. . .

125

00:07:04,493 --> 00:07:06,290. . .gay burlesque show.

12600:07:08,893 --> 00:07:11,407You're killing us.Will you serve the dessert already?

12700:07:11,613 --> 00:07:14,081There's drunken dancers a-waiting!

128

00:07:14,653 --> 00:07:16,325Look at it. lsn't it beautiful?

12900:07:16,573 --> 00:07:17,801Yeah. What is it?

13000:07:18,053 --> 00:07:20,203lt's a trifle.lt's got all these layers.

131

00:07:20,453 --> 00:07:23,490First there's a layerof ladyfingers, then jam. . .

13200:07:23,733 --> 00:07:27,442. . .then custard,which l made from scratch. . .

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00:07:27,653 --> 00:07:29,405. . .then raspberries,more ladyfingers. . .

13400:07:29,653 --> 00:07:31,723. . .then beef sautedwith peas and onions. . .

13500:07:32,173 --> 00:07:34,482. . .then a little bit more custard. . .

13600:07:35,333 --> 00:07:38,006. . .then bananas and thenl put whipped cream on top.

13700:07:42,133 --> 00:07:44,806What was the one right before bananas?

13800:07:47,333 --> 00:07:50,086

The beef.Yeah, that was weird to me too.

13900:07:50,333 --> 00:07:53,405But then l thought,"Well, there's minced meat pie. "

14000:07:53,653 --> 00:07:55,132That's an English dessert.

141

00:07:55,333 --> 00:07:58,484These people just putstrange things in their food.

14200:07:58,693 --> 00:08:00,490Can l borrow rum from your place?

14300:08:00,733 --> 00:08:01,802Yeah, sure.

144

00:08:02,013 --> 00:08:04,083While l'm gone,don't you sneak a taste.

14500:08:08,693 --> 00:08:10,888Beef in a dessert?

14600:08:11,373 --> 00:08:13,284


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No, no, no. There is no way.

14700:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,485l know. And only one layer of jam?

14800:08:19,573 --> 00:08:21,848What is up with that?

14900:08:23,133 --> 00:08:24,691Oh, my God.

15000:08:24,893 --> 00:08:26,770The pages are stuck together.

15100:08:26,973 --> 00:08:27,803Chandler!

15200:08:34,493 --> 00:08:38,884

Oh, my God. She madehalf an English trifle and. . .

15300:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,772. . .half a shepherd's pie!

15400:08:44,093 --> 00:08:46,129Man, now she's gonna start all over.

15500:08:46,373 --> 00:08:49,888

We're never gonna get to introducethe hot girls to the New World.

15600:08:50,333 --> 00:08:53,291No, no, we will.We just won't tell her she messed up.

15700:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,410Just let her servethe beef-custard thing?

15800:08:56,453 --> 00:08:59,365Yeah. lt'll be likea funny Thanksgiving story.

15900:08:59,573 --> 00:09:02,292Vomiting stories are funny, l guess.

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00:09:03,373 --> 00:09:06,365Joey. God, your apartmentis like a hundred degrees.

16100:09:06,573 --> 00:09:09,087Did it make you wantto walk around in your underwear?

16200:09:10,093 --> 00:09:10,889No.

16300:09:11,573 --> 00:09:13,689Still not hot enough!

16400:09:16,373 --> 00:09:18,762Rachel. Okay, look at him.

16500:09:18,973 --> 00:09:21,203Look at those strong hands.

16600:09:21,453 --> 00:09:25,082Oh, what l wouldn't giveto be that can of condensed milk.

16700:09:29,773 --> 00:09:32,333Chandler was just sayinghow beautiful your sweater is.

16800:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,165

Thank you. l just bought it.

16900:09:34,373 --> 00:09:38,764Yes, well, it's very beautiful andit's cream-colored and tight and. . . .

17000:09:41,133 --> 00:09:44,682l don't mean tight. lt's not tight.Not that l was looking at. . . .

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00:09:45,493 --> 00:09:47,529What's the matter with him?

17200:09:47,733 --> 00:09:50,008l think he's stoned again.

17300:09:51,173 --> 00:09:52,367What?


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17400:09:52,573 --> 00:09:54,006l need to talk to you.

17500:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,966l think l might know whymy parents don't like you.

17600:10:03,173 --> 00:10:04,003Why?

17700:10:04,213 --> 00:10:06,681Okay, remember we were young.

17800:10:07,053 --> 00:10:10,602Spring break, sophomore year,l got high in my bedroom. . .

179

00:10:10,853 --> 00:10:12,923. . .and my parents walked inand smelled it. . .

18000:10:13,173 --> 00:10:17,132. . .so l told them that you had gottenstoned and jumped out the window.

18100:10:18,413 --> 00:10:19,846Why did you do that?

18200:10:20,053 --> 00:10:23,728l don't know. Yours was the firstname that popped into my head.

18300:10:23,933 --> 00:10:25,889l didn't think it'd matter.

18400:10:26,093 --> 00:10:27,082How could it not matter?

18500:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,722How was l to knowwe'd be friends after college. . .

18600:10:29,973 --> 00:10:31,884. . .and you'd be living with my sister?

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00:10:32,133 --> 00:10:33,851What about all that"friends forever" stuff?

18800:10:34,373 --> 00:10:36,648l don't know. l was all high.

18900:10:43,733 --> 00:10:47,726Mom and Dad sent me to find outif you were trying to get Ross stoned.

19000:10:49,773 --> 00:10:53,732Your parents caught Ross smoking potin college, and he blamed it on me!

19100:10:53,933 --> 00:10:55,286l can't believe you!

19200:10:55,533 --> 00:10:59,845

We haven't told them we're togetherbecause they hate me, so fix this.

19300:11:00,053 --> 00:11:03,887Okay, okay, l'll tell themit wasn't Chandler who got high.

19400:11:04,093 --> 00:11:06,482Now, who should l say it was?

195

00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:11,729You! lt's not like it's a big deal.You don't still do it or anything.

19600:11:11,933 --> 00:11:16,085All right. Now, who should l saytricked me into doing it?

19700:11:22,373 --> 00:11:24,841Dad, please don't pickyour teeth out here.

19800:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,884And if you're gonna put your feet up--

19900:11:27,133 --> 00:11:28,566Leave him alone!

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00:11:30,893 --> 00:11:32,087Will you hurry up?

20100:11:32,333 --> 00:11:36,087Did you not hear me when l told youthat Janine's friends are dancers?

20200:11:36,333 --> 00:11:39,086And that they're gonnabe drinking a lot?

20300:11:39,653 --> 00:11:43,532No, l did. But tell me againbecause it's so romantic.

20400:11:44,053 --> 00:11:46,203You're whipping so slow.Do it faster!

205

00:11:46,453 --> 00:11:48,489l don't want to make any mistakes!

20600:11:48,693 --> 00:11:51,491lf l screw it up,everybody's gonna be like:

20700:11:51,733 --> 00:11:55,692" Oh, remember that Thanksgivingwhen Rachel screwed up the trifle?"

20800:11:57,653 --> 00:12:01,282Just let me worry about making it,and you just worry about eating it.

20900:12:01,533 --> 00:12:02,886Oh, l am.

21000:12:04,493 --> 00:12:08,281-lf you don't tell them, then l will.-Okay. Fine.

21100:12:08,973 --> 00:12:11,487Ross, can l talk to you for a second?

21200:12:11,933 --> 00:12:14,401Can it wait? l haveto tell my parents something.


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21300:12:14,613 --> 00:12:16,092No, it can't? Okay.

21400:12:21,253 --> 00:12:24,006We have to tell Rachelshe messed up her dessert.

21500:12:24,213 --> 00:12:26,329What? What is with everybody?

21600:12:26,573 --> 00:12:28,131lt's Thanksgiving, not. . .

21700:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,284. . .Truth Day!

21800:12:30,813 --> 00:12:34,442Look, when everyone eats

that banana-meat thing. . .

21900:12:34,653 --> 00:12:37,121. . .they'll all make fun of her.Do you want that?

22000:12:37,333 --> 00:12:40,609We'll just get everyoneto act like they like it.

221

00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:42,730That way, no one makes fun of her. . .

22200:12:42,933 --> 00:12:46,084. . .and we still get to goto sweet potato pie.

22300:12:47,173 --> 00:12:49,004Dude, they're not objects.

224

00:12:51,013 --> 00:12:53,481Just kidding. l'll talk to them.You distract her.

22500:12:54,893 --> 00:12:58,283Hey, Rach, can l talk to yououtside for a sec?

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00:13:00,053 --> 00:13:01,281Okay.

22700:13:07,533 --> 00:13:09,091What's up, Ross?

22800:13:09,773 --> 00:13:10,922So. . . .

22900:13:11,973 --> 00:13:13,691Thanksgiving.

23000:13:15,373 --> 00:13:18,809The holiday season is upon us.

23100:13:21,933 --> 00:13:23,286And. . .

232

00:13:24,573 --> 00:13:26,529. . .you look nice today.

23300:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,965-Oh, no. No, Ross, don't do this.-What?

23400:13:30,213 --> 00:13:34,331l don't think us getting backtogether is a good idea.

23500:13:37,733 --> 00:13:39,564l thought this might happen today.

23600:13:39,773 --> 00:13:41,889l know the holidays can be rough. . .

23700:13:42,133 --> 00:13:45,125. . .and it's probably hardfor you to be alone right now.

23800:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,402You're alone.

23900:13:47,613 --> 00:13:49,490No, l live with Phoebe.

24000:13:49,693 --> 00:13:52,526


19/27

l mean, you're alone-alone.

24100:13:53,413 --> 00:13:57,292And it's just not the timefor us. l'm sorry.

24200:13:58,053 --> 00:14:00,692Oh, well.Can't blame a guy for trying.

24300:14:05,173 --> 00:14:07,607And if anyone needs helppretending to like it. . .

24400:14:07,853 --> 00:14:11,687. . .l learned some things in actingclass. Try rubbing your stomach.

24500:14:13,213 --> 00:14:15,681

Or saying " Mmm. "

24600:14:16,093 --> 00:14:18,084Smiling.

24700:14:19,853 --> 00:14:22,890l'm not gonna payfor those acting classes anymore.

24800:14:24,933 --> 00:14:27,891

Rachel, there you are.Let's serve that dessert already!

24900:14:28,133 --> 00:14:32,092Joey, you have to stop rushing me.You don't get any dessert.

25000:14:32,333 --> 00:14:33,322Really?

251

00:14:34,693 --> 00:14:37,685No, just kidding.l would never do that to you.

25200:14:37,933 --> 00:14:40,606Okay, everybody, it's trifle time.

25300:14:40,853 --> 00:14:44,323


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So, Rach, this is a traditionalEnglish trifle, isn't it?

25400:14:44,533 --> 00:14:45,761-lt sure is.-Wow.

25500:14:45,973 --> 00:14:48,009So did you make itwith beef or eggplant?

25600:14:48,333 --> 00:14:51,643-Beef.-l can't have any. l don't eat meat.

25700:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,166Monica, l want youto have the first taste.

258

00:14:58,773 --> 00:14:59,922Really?

25900:15:03,293 --> 00:15:04,885Wait, you only got whipped cream.

26000:15:05,133 --> 00:15:07,203You gotta take a bitewith all the layers.

261

00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:12,608You dropped a pea.

26200:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,088Well?

26300:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,766lt's good.

26400:15:34,493 --> 00:15:35,812

Really? How good?

26500:15:36,013 --> 00:15:37,924lt's so good that l feel selfish. . .

26600:15:38,133 --> 00:15:40,283. . .about being the only onewho's eating it.


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26700:15:40,493 --> 00:15:43,883l think we should have everyonetaste how good it is.

26800:15:44,133 --> 00:15:46,089Especially Ross.

26900:15:52,653 --> 00:15:56,123This is so good that l'm gonnago enjoy it on the balcony.

27000:15:58,133 --> 00:16:02,012So that l can enjoy the viewwhilst l enjoy my dessert.

27100:16:03,573 --> 00:16:05,131l've gotta call my friend. . .

27200:16:05,333 --> 00:16:07,893. . .and tell her how goodthis is from Monica's room.

27300:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,327l'll help dial.

27400:16:11,973 --> 00:16:13,725l'm gonna go into the bathroom. . .

27500:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,806. . .so l can look at itin the mirror as l eat it.

27600:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,527What was that all about?Does it not taste good?

27700:16:21,733 --> 00:16:23,883-Let me try it.

-No, no!

27800:16:28,773 --> 00:16:30,286All gone!

27900:16:32,253 --> 00:16:33,891So good.


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28000:16:34,373 --> 00:16:37,092Maybe Chandler has some left.

28100:16:39,733 --> 00:16:41,689lt tastes like feet.

28200:16:43,973 --> 00:16:45,292l like it!

28300:16:48,733 --> 00:16:49,722Are you kidding?

28400:16:50,173 --> 00:16:52,403What's not to like? Custard, good.

28500:16:52,653 --> 00:16:55,690Jam, good. Meat, good.

28600:16:57,973 --> 00:17:01,283So a bird just grabbed it. . .

28700:17:03,493 --> 00:17:06,485. . .and then triedto fly away with it. . .

28800:17:06,973 --> 00:17:09,203. . .and then just dropped iton the street?

28900:17:11,133 --> 00:17:13,727lf it's any consolation,before the bird dropped it. . .

29000:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,924. . .he seemed to enjoy it.

29100:17:17,573 --> 00:17:18,562Rachel, come here.

29200:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,963l was taking my Thanksgiving napand l had another dream.

29300:17:24,173 --> 00:17:27,085-Do l want to hear this?-l don't know, let's see.


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29400:17:28,453 --> 00:17:30,330l dreamt we were getting married. . .

29500:17:30,533 --> 00:17:33,286. . .and he left becausehe had to go fight a fire.

29600:17:33,493 --> 00:17:36,883So l went to a nightcluband l saw him making out with a girl.

29700:17:37,133 --> 00:17:39,852Oh, my God, he dream-cheated on you!

29800:17:40,373 --> 00:17:42,091But then Jacques Cousteau came. . .

299

00:17:42,293 --> 00:17:44,523. . .and he kicked his assfor betraying me.

30000:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,331So cool!

30100:17:46,533 --> 00:17:49,730Then he took me divingand introduced me to his sea horse. . .

30200:17:49,973 --> 00:17:54,171. . .who was coming on to me.Please, that is not gonna happen.

30300:17:56,733 --> 00:17:59,850Boy, l'm glad l worethe big belt today.

30400:18:01,773 --> 00:18:05,083Five minutes ago, a line like that

would have floored me.

30500:18:05,573 --> 00:18:09,122But now, nothing. Well, not nothing.l am still a woman.

30600:18:12,373 --> 00:18:14,250Ross? Let's go.


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30700:18:14,693 --> 00:18:16,888Oh, yeah.About telling Mom and Dad. . .

30800:18:17,093 --> 00:18:19,812. . .l was thinking aboutmaybe writing a letter.

30900:18:20,013 --> 00:18:22,129That's it. You've had your chance.

31000:18:23,773 --> 00:18:27,368Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college.

31100:18:29,373 --> 00:18:31,682You are such a tattletale!

312

00:18:34,253 --> 00:18:35,891Mom, Dad. . .

31300:18:36,853 --> 00:18:39,686. . .you remember that timeyou walked in my room. . .

31400:18:39,933 --> 00:18:41,605. . .and smelled marijuana?

315

00:18:41,813 --> 00:18:42,723Yes.

31600:18:47,133 --> 00:18:48,885l told you it was Chandler. . .

31700:18:49,133 --> 00:18:52,330. . .who was smoking the pot but. . .

31800:18:54,093 --> 00:18:56,482

. . .it was me. l'm sorry.

31900:18:56,973 --> 00:18:57,962lt was you?

32000:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,728Dad, you know that mailmanthat you got fired?


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32100:19:00,973 --> 00:19:04,488He didn't steal your Playboys.Ross did.

32200:19:09,173 --> 00:19:12,882Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't breakthe porch swing. Monica did!

32300:19:15,493 --> 00:19:17,961Ross hasn't workedat the museum for a year!

32400:19:19,373 --> 00:19:22,126Monica and Chandlerare living together!

32500:19:24,973 --> 00:19:28,852Ross married Rachel in Vegas!

And got divorced! Again!

32600:19:30,653 --> 00:19:32,530l love Jacques Cousteau!

32700:19:35,173 --> 00:19:39,086l wasn't supposedto put beef in the trifle!

32800:19:39,573 --> 00:19:41,882

l want to go!

32900:19:44,533 --> 00:19:48,731That's a lot of informationto get in 30 seconds.

33000:19:49,773 --> 00:19:52,970All right. Joey, if you wantto leave, just leave.

331

00:19:54,653 --> 00:19:58,726Rachel, no, you weren't supposedto put beef in the trifle.

33200:19:58,973 --> 00:20:00,850lt did not taste good.

33300:20:03,373 --> 00:20:05,329


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Phoebe, l'm sorry. . .

33400:20:05,533 --> 00:20:08,684. . .but l thinkJacques Cousteau is dead.

33500:20:09,853 --> 00:20:12,925Monica, why you feltyou had to hide the fact. . .

33600:20:13,133 --> 00:20:15,886. . .that you're in an importantrelationship is beyond me.

33700:20:16,133 --> 00:20:18,886And we kind of figuredabout the porch swing.

33800:20:20,773 --> 00:20:21,842

Ross.

33900:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,122Drugs?

34000:20:23,373 --> 00:20:25,250Divorced again?

34100:20:26,853 --> 00:20:28,127What happened, son?

34200:20:29,533 --> 00:20:33,082l got tricked into all those things.

34300:20:34,493 --> 00:20:39,089Chandler, you've beenRoss' best friend all these years. . .

34400:20:39,293 --> 00:20:42,012. . .stuck by him

during the drug problems. . .

34500:20:44,213 --> 00:20:46,932. . .and now you've taken onMonica as well.

34600:20:47,173 --> 00:20:50,245Well, l don't know what to say.


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34700:20:50,453 --> 00:20:52,284You're a wonderful human being.

34800:20:54,933 --> 00:20:56,685-Thank you!-No.

34900:20:56,933 --> 00:20:58,651Thank you!

35000:21:00,173 --> 00:21:04,689Monica and Ross, l don't know whatl'm gonna do about the two of you.

35100:21:05,453 --> 00:21:07,489l'll talk to them.

352

00:21:13,533 --> 00:21:15,410You guys, it was bananas. . .

35300:21:15,653 --> 00:21:17,883. . .cream and beef!

35400:21:18,693 --> 00:21:22,402l just cannot believe that you atethat so that l wouldn't feel bad.

355

00:21:22,613 --> 00:21:25,730Well, actually, l didn't eat mine.lt's still in the bathroom.

35600:21:25,933 --> 00:21:26,888No, l ate that.

35700:21:29,533 --> 00:21:31,524And we left ours in Monica's bedroom.

358

00:21:31,733 --> 00:21:33,928Nope, got it and got yours too.

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09. The one where Ross got high.English.txt