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"Pig" Needs Work by Alister L. Majestik Hope College has a boat. Sort of. The "Hope 1". nicknamed the

"Blue P ig" by students who have been on the boat, is regularly us-ed by the geology depar tment . Both the oceanography and sedimentology classes run labs on L a k e M a c a t a w a ( a n d s o m e t i m e s L a k e M i c h i g a n several t imes during the year . )

On one such lab last year, one engine went out while the other would only go in reverse, leaving the " P i g " going in circles backwards.

When asked about the engines, Geology Depar tment Chairman Cotter Tharin stated "They still work more or less ."

"The engines need a ma jo r overhaul ," stated one employee at Bay Haven where the " P i g " is kept.

The two 300 h o r s e p o w e r engines haven't been replaced in the boat 's entire history. Tharin, who is main operator of the boat, estimated the age of the boat at 20 to 25 years.

"Admittedly it needs a lot of work." stated John Bartley, a colleague of Thar in ' s in the geology depar tment .

Another Bay Haven employee, stating that he "didn' t want my name in the Hope paper" , said, "If you want, we can put it in the water and watch it sink. The engine drives are shot. They need to be rebuilt. . . Mechanical-ly she needs a lot of work. . . (The) whole hull needs to be redone . . . That boat won't run.

"The boat just needs renova-tion," stated Tharin. "This boat is old enough that there are things to be dope with it to make it first r a t e . "

Why all the problems with maintaining the boat?

According to Tharin, last year was the first year the geology depar tment ever got any money specifically for maintenance in the budget. Before that, the

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The 44Blue Pig" waits to be redeployed, (photo: A. Majestik)

" P i g " had to be supported by-funds squeezed out of the geology depar tment ' s operating budget. "Therein lies the problem," said Tharin.

To cut down on maintenance costs, students have used lab periods to give the boat a new paint job.

But the " P i g " needs more than paint. Besides what has been stated, the steel hull needs some work, ("I just wish we had a fiberglass hull. It'd be so much bet ter ," stated Tharin) and the radar is not working due to stolen parts.

Other items have been stolen in years past and, upon inspection of the boat, it was found that security was not too tight (See in-terior picture) .

Tharin, though, is optimistic about the future of the boat. " I ' m pleased with the direction that the college is taking (toward its funding)", he stated.

Bill Anderson, vice-president of finance, said, "I think we may have budgeted around $1500 (for

the boat 's maintenance) this year . "

But Thanrin does not feel this is quite enough. "What we need is j u s t a l i t t l e bit m o r e maintenance money to bring it up to snuff. A lot of stuff that has to be done can be done inexpen-sively, but it's not cheap."

"There ' s only so much you can do with an old boat ," stated Bartley. "(But) if you were going to buy a new version of that boat you're talking about a lot of money."

"The school should just sell it and get a new boat ," added a Bay Haven employee.

"F rom a maintenance point of view, we could certainly use a new boat with a fiberglass hull ," Tharin remarked.

But, until money can be found, the "Hope 1" will continue to be used. "We wouldn't use it if we didn't think it was sa fe , " Bartley stated.

A Hope student had other feel-ings: "Sure it looks like fun. I can swim. I'm not worried.M

by Jennifer TenHave What? Alcohol? On Hope's

C a m p u s ? Not qu i te . F r o m September 17-21, Hope is spon-soring an Alcohol Awareness week, featuring, among other things, a keynote s p e a k e r , Cathleen Brooks.

She will be presenting 3 lec-tures during the week, the first of which will be on Monday September 17 at 7:30 in Wichers Auditorium, entitled "The Secret Everyone Knows." Her second speech, " I t ' s O.K. to Say No," will be given at 11:00 a.m. on Tuesday, Sept. 18. It will address the problem of dealing with peer pressure and alcohol. Her final speech, to be given on Tuesday, September 18 at 7:30 in Wichers Auditorium, entitled "Some of My Best Friends Are Alcoholics" will deal with what to do when friends or family have an alcohol problem.

Throughout the week, there will be other activities going on that concern the topic of alcohol. For example, Cathleen Brooks will be having small group meetings with Head Residents,

Resident Assis tants , Student Leaders and members of Greek Organizations, and, on Tuesday, September 18, at 1:30 - 3:00 p.m. she will be available in the Guest House on College Avenue for any student, faculty or staff person who wants to drop-in and talk. Morniog Chapel services on W e d n e s d a y and F r i d a y of Alcohol Awareness Week will focus on alcohol issues, our faith and spiritual values.

In addition to all of these ac-tivities, there will also be a film series on Thursday, September 20 from 2:00 - 4:00 p.m. in the Kletz's Pit. Also on Thursday from 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. will be a workshop including films and discussion given by Ottagon Alcohol Rehabilitation in Dow Rooms 202 and 203.

But that ' s not all! To top off the week, there will be a Happy Hour on Friday, September 21 from 3:30-5:30 on the Patio of DeWitt Center. "Doesn't that defeat the purpose of the week?" you may ask. Don't worry, the free drinks will be non-alcoholic.

Election Day in Progress

by Bethany Van Duyne The Student Congress elections

being held today in Phelps pro-mise to hold some interesting results as more than 40 people ran for some 30 positions.

In recent years not enough students have expressed interest in running for a representat ive position on Student Congress. This year though, response has been encouraging throughout campus.

The largest turnouts were from Kollen with 11 people running, Phelps with five running and Dykstra with seven people runn-ing. Out of this group the five representat ives f rom Kollen, the two from Phelps and the four from Dvkstra will be determin-ed.

Once elected to the Student Congress the 30 new members will be responsible for holding positions on various governing boards and committees. These boards are also comprised of not only students but a correspon-ding number of faculty members and administrat ive personnel. One of the biggest committees is the Appropriations Committee with an $80,000 budget to be distributed to various organiza-tions and groups around the cam-pus and community.

The elcetions for the three dorms, Kollen, Phelps, and Dykstra will be during all meals today and at bDth entrances to the cafeteria. Please vote!

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Anchor Editorial... Elections:

A Continuing Story by Gregory S. Olgers Voting for the eleven disputed seats on the Student Congress-those of Dykstra.

Kollen, and Phelps Halls-continucs throughout lunch and dinner today. Of the thirty available seats, only eleven are in dispute. The other nineteen, by

virtue of the number of petitions submitted, will be filled automatically. This means that sixty-three percent of the Student Congress (not counting its

three officers) will consist of students who were not elected by their peers. This is not to criticize those persons who displayed enough interest to file a peti-

tion; they are to be commended. This is not to find fault with the 2,500 students who failed to file petitions-we might decry their apathy, but the time for that is past. This is simply to remind the residents of Dykstra, Kollen, and Phelps Halls that they alone of the members of the student body will have the opportunity to select their representalives--and they are encouraged to do so.

The voting process is quite simple: each student need only approach one of the voting tables (which are standing adjacent to each of the two entrances to the cafeteria) and identify which of the three residence halls concerned they live in. They will then be asked to present their student ID (which will be stamped to mark them as having voted) and make their selections. The time required by this pro-cess is about two minutes-three if there is a line.

Although it is often difficult to see the bearing that the Student Congress and its members has on our lives, that bearing does exist. They are active in the ad-ministrative boards of the college; they make decisions that effect us all; they determine-for us-some of the directions Hope College will be taking in both this coming year and future years.

The students living in Dykstra, Kollen, and Phelps Halls will have the opportuni-ty at lunch and dinner today to select the persons that shall be making those deci-sions for the entire Hope community. ' v

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Send Your Cod fish to Cambodia by Bob Clifford

. Pardon me for asking, but doesn't anyone care about anything more consequential than whether to wear Argyle socks with their Penny Loafers or if the cafeteria has devis-ed some new and wicked way to serve the cod fish that's sometimes gone but never forgotten? Apathy and provincialism are taking over the campus. I don't mean to say con-cern for the fish is without warrant. Heaven forbid! Even the most preoc-cupied student with a head cold knows ten minutes before they leave their dorm that some curious varia-tion on the cod casserole theme awaits them at Phelps Hall. As you well know, that overwhelming urge to hold your nose and run (not walk) ti the nearest Burger King is an all

too frequent occurence. 1 myself sub-sribe to the theory that some budget oriented person in the food service department was made an incredible offer from a crupulous traveling fish saleman. He was suave and charm-ing. In less time than it takes to fillet a flopping flounder, Hope College was the proud owner of sic hundred and fifty five thousand pounds of Pre-Civil Warcod fish.

While some are concerned with matters of digestion, Muffy and Biff are busy keeping up with the Jones (or is it Calvin Klein?). Fashion is one way we show our individuality (or lack of it). Far be it from me to suggest that our appearance is unim-portant. I just think there might be other topics of concern after we've selected the perfect ensemble for fal

Views Extremism in the

Defense of Moderation

by Richard A. Viguerie DALLAS -- They call themselves

moderates, but most of them are l ibe ra l s . They say they a rc mainstream; in fact, they are a tiny trickle where once a mighty river flowed.

At the Republican convention, the Jacob Javits-John Lindsay wing of the party struggled to find its identi-ty. Congressman Jim Leach of Iowa, chairman of the so-called Republican Mainstream Committee, announced that the RMC will hold a national con-vention in 1986 to prepare an agenda for the 1988 campaign, when the direction of the pst-Reagan GOP will be decided. Unless a lot more people join Leach's organization between now and then, he'll have little trouble finding a hall big enough for the con-vention.

So far, the RMC includes Con-gresswoman Claudine Schneider of Rhode Island, former GOP Chair-man Mary Louise Smith, and former GOP Co-Chairman Mary Crisp.

Gergory S. Olgers , in the Smith was fired by President Reagan September 6th issue of the Anchor, from the Civil Rights Commission for says more than a mouthful about the level of student apathy on campus. He said that so few students filed petitions to run for a seat in the Stu-dent Congress last year, the election was canceled, and all those who had s u b m i t t e d p e t i t i o n s w e r e automatically appointed to Congress. What's the problem? Is there a curse on the Student Congress? Have all the students who previously served

her support of affirmative action schemes, and Crisp supported John Anderson in 1980 and has endorsed Walter Mondale this year.

Another RMC member is former Congressman John Buchanan of Alabama. Buchanan, a Baptist preacher who was elected in 1964 with the help of the John Birch Socie-ty, now works with TV mogul Nor-man Lear to try and keep conser-

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died from some grizzly, unspeakable vative Christians out of politics. He horror? Let me reassure you that complained recently that "What we none of t t tSe things are true. In fact, used to regard as the John Birch most Student Congressmen even graduate. What separates them from the rest of the flock is a concern for what is going on around them. Some of them may have run for office for the sole purpose of trying to get the cafeteria to donate their supply of cod figh to a worthy charity. The fact that they were concerned enough to get involved is the important thing. >

Obviously the stories of Muffy. 'Biff, and cod fish casserole are slightly exaggerated. Hopefully they made you think about other concerns you might have. Perhaps you think the library Should be open 24 hours a day during mid-terms atid finals. Or if you live in a residence hall that also houses a fraternity, you feel the five dollar activity fee that goes to the Head Residents, should be turned over to the fraternity so they can use it for special activities. These are my ideas. Pm sure you'll have others.

Running for the Student Congress is only one way to get such opinions heard. Join a club on campus; write a letter to the editor; send your con-gressman a note; or send yesterday^ turkey surprise to Cambodia. Don't be a vegetable! Until we get involv-ed, Hope is Just the college we attend, and America is Just the placeAve live.

: Don't be satisfied with that. Make it your college and your country.

lunatic fringe has become a driving force in the Republican Party."

When the RMC put on a stage show in Dallas, using well-known TV ac-tors Richard Masur ("One Day at a Time") and Barbara Bosson ("Hill Street Blues") only two or three alternate delegates were present. The audience consisted mostly of reporters eager to see a satirical put-down of Ronald Reagn. and that's what they got.

The play depicts the President as a senile old fool. He brings the earth to the verge of nuclear destruction because he won't talk to Chernenko without insulting him. As the war ap-proaches, "Reagan" says, "We've spent trillions on these (bombs). The only way to get our money's worth is to use them." A nuclear holocaust, he says, "will wipe out the national debt", "encourage prayer", and "add billions and billions of acres to our national wilderness lands."

Zimmerman, the author of the play, said, "Conservatives have been claiming that there aren'y enough moderate Republicans to fill an elevator. We proved them wrong. We filled two."

And a lack of troops is not the RMC's only problem in its battle for the future of the GOP. As Con-gressman Leach admitted, "The far-ther right wing has been the idea-g e n e r a t i n g e l e m e n t of t h e Republican Party in the last few decades. We've let our philosophical house get out of order." He said "moderates" have practiced "a knee-jerk in-betweenism."

The in-betweeners' problem is this: If the Republican Party is to become the majority parly, it must include in its ranks millions of blue-co l la r w o r k e r s . S o u t h e r n e r s , "ethnic" Americans, and others to whom the so-called moderates have little* appeal. Because most of the Democratic and independent groups outside the GOP believe strongly in traditional American values, any ef-fort to bring them into the party will be labelled "right-wing" by the na-tional news media. The RMC types can win only if the Republican Party loses.

Say 'Yes' to Sprinklers by Mort Ellis doesn't like to pay overtime, and It seems as if an unknown per- so those sprinklers will probably

son is not pleased with the irriga- never be turned on during the tion systems on campus. Getting wee hours. What the unhappy wet while walking around cam- columnist should complain about pus is annoying, however any in- is the absence of an automated dividual who is capable of seeing system in those areas, and walking at the same time Finally, the matter of daytime should also be capable of stepp- sprinkling around. Dow, and ing around a sprinkler if. it is is Kollen, both of those buildings his path. To set the record underwent reseeding over the straight, there are some reasons summer, and hence must be why the sprinklers are being run watered several times a day. the way they are. Grin it and bear it, because it

First, the Van Raalte-Chapel now looks better than it did. Also, area is very large, and in order to the bushes are supposed to be w a t e r it e f f i c i e n t l y , l a r g e getting we t . . . a s . far as the sprinkers must be used. It would buildings, who cares? be too costly to maintain a When considering the ap-system of small brass sprinkers pearance of our fine campus, a in that area. Furthermore, those point worth complaining about is sprinklers are intended to spray the fact that everyone and their over (and, inevitably, on to) the roommate finds loy in driving sidewalks in order to allow that along the sidewalks which run system's maximum efficiency, through campus. This results in a

Secondly, the sys tems in the 12 inch margin of dirt and broken P i n e G r o v e , G r a v e s , a n d sprinklers. The funding ot these V o o r h e e s a r e a s a r e n o t unnecessary repairs ultimately automatic, and therefore must comes from the student's pocket, b e t u r n e d o n m a n u a l l y . Well, this gives us all something Everyone k n o w s « t h a t Hope to think about

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Community Day by Debi Haefner Do you have plans for this

Saturday? Here 's an idea! Satur-day, September 15, is the date of the 19th annual Community Day (formerly known as the Ox Roast).

This event, held every year, g i v e s H o p e s t u d e n t s a n d members oi the community a chance to get to know each other while enjoying a football game, food, and entertainment.

The festivities begin with the toot bal l g a m e at Ho l l and Municipal Stadium and continue at Smallenberg Park (with the opportunity to visit Windmill

Island). A picnic dinner will be served at the park from 2:30-6:00. Phelps Cafeteria will be closed. •

A new addition this year is special enter ta inment which will begin around 3:00 p.m. Acts in-clude the Tulip Town Tuners, American Legion Band, Dutch Masters Barbershop Quartet, and the Hope Jazz Band. There will also be a magic per formance at 4:30 for children by Joseph Beyer.

This will be the first home game of the season for the Hope football team. The game will begin at 1:30 p.m. Show your spirit and support by showing up.

Holland Wednesday to go on Air

by Darlene Hiemstra Holland Wednesday on cable

channel 6 is a student run com-munity service which is broad-cast live on Wednesday nights from 9:30 to 10:00 p.m. starting next month.

The producer of this year ' s Holland Wednesday is Mark Ver-duin. and the executive producer is Ted Nielson Last year was the first year it was produced with eight programs broadcast . The topics ranged from the Lions Club, Weight Watchers, MADD ( M o t h e r s A g a i n s t D r u n k Drivers), the Holland Communi-ty Theatre, and the Right to Life

organization. The Cable Ad-visory Commission of Holland was so pleased with the produc-tion of it that it has agreed to help fund the advertising for this year.

Cable Channel 6 is an access channel of the Continental Cable vision. It is done in the television studio in Lubbers Hall. The whole production is all student run so if anyone is interested in being a host-hostess on any of the programs or working on the crew contact Mark Verduin. Holland Wednesday is a great learning experience not just for Com-munica t ion m a j o r s but for anvone interested.

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Leaders Meet Earlham Professor Visiting by James TeKerk The leaders of twenty of Hope's

student organizations met for dinner at Point West last Friday evening for the start of a multi-part leadership seminar.

According to Sue Langejans, Director of Student Activities and organizer of the seminar, the evening was designed "to be motivational for student leaders...to give them a base of experience; to make them feel bet-ter prepared for the year...(and) to develop relationships with other stu-dent leaders."

Following the dinner, the activities began with a discussion of methods of "Creative Leadership" by Bob Stoll, Director of Student Activities for Grand Valley State College. Stoll presented some Important motiva-tional factors highlighting as essen-tial growth, recognition, achieve-ment. participationrand enjoyment.

Later, the leaders of the organiza-tions present; which included SAC. Black Coalition, most of Hope's fraternities and sororities. Student

Congress, and Women's Issues; divided into discussion groups and worked on solving four hypothetical problems.

Included among the situations which they were, faced with were a leader-group conflict, a group-individual conflict, a noise com-plaint, and a press slander case. Each problem possessed certain con-ditions which made it unique, and demanded a different approach in its solution.

Finally, the leaders of three of Hope's student organizations - the Anchor, the Milestone, and WTHS -discussed ways in which their own organizations are overcoming recent adversity - adversity ranging from a local failure of student interest to legal problems beyond the Hope com-munity.

On the success of the evening. Langejans commented, "1 thought that the student leaders came away with a little more knowledge (and) did build new relationships. It was a good start for the year."

GAO In Formation Are you interested in more

than campus af fa i rs? Are you concerned about what is going on in the world but don't know w h e r e or how to b e c o m e knowledgeable? In response to this concern, a new student organization is being formed called GAO (Global Awareness Organization».

Did you know one student at Hope College believed a foreign student when he c la imed 8 million people in Pak i s t an had died of a nuclear bomb at tack by Iran. This student was obviously not aquainted with the Impact of such an even t - t ha t everyone would know if it had happened. The news coverage would have been enormous. This student needs to join GAO. -

GAO goals are to respond to and genera te interest in global affa i rs and become a w a r e of the directions the world is taking to-day. Tentatively, this yea r ' s theme for GAO is South Africa and its apartheid sys tem.

An organizational meet ing is s c h e d u l e d f o r T h u r s d a y , September 13 in the Ha worth Room. Please bring your dinner tray at 5:30 p.m. The meet ing will last an hour or less. P lease come, evervone is welcome!

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For mos t people, the t e rm vacation means a break f rom busy, routine schedules by relax-ing along the seashore beneath the sunny sky. To other folks, a recess is a tour through the Grand Canyon. However, Dr. Gerald Bakker is spending his vacation grading tests, giving l e c t u r e s , w o r k i n g on ex-periments , and enjoying his t ime teaching at Hope.

Actually, Dr. Bakker is on a year-long sabbat ical leave f rom his duties as a chemis t ry pro-

fessor at E a r l h a m College in Richmond, Indiana, where he has taught since 1959.

Ent iced by the reputat ion of Hope's chemis t ry depa r tmen t , Dr. Bakker is spending this semes te r instruct ing Chemis t ry 105 (non-major) , Chemis t ry 221, and Chemistry 255 classes.

During the second semes te r . Dr. Bakker , who g radua t ed f rom Calvin College in 1955 and ea rned his Ph.D. at the Universi ty of Il-linois in 1959, is going to devote his t ime and effort to work on

several chemica l exper iments . Aside form his duties as a pro-

fessor, Dr. Bakker enjoys spen-ding his spare - t ime windsurfing, running, and is also interested in philosophy.

H a v i n g e n j o y e d the pas t several weeks of his assignment at Hope, Dr. Bakker is looking forward to the remain ing period with his s tudents .

" T h e r e a re a couple of good classes of fine s tudents ," stated Dr. Bakker .

Ohostbusters Storm Hope by Jazz VanKlompen The ad was not a hoax. The

Hope Ghostbusters a re in action. In the pas t week they have in-

vestigated everything from the possession of "Boo Boo Teddy" to burping carpets , using their "ghost o f f " and top secret fumigation device to ward off the spiritual phenomenon. "They should be locked u p , " stated one observer. But most comments about the superna tu ra l f ighters are favorable. "I t makes for a good study b r e a k , " said one f reshman.

" I t ' s the best thing tha t ' s ever happened to Van Vleck Hall ." proclaimed an e la ted ghost-victim, saved by the dauntless group

But what do they do? This reporter decided to find out In-following the ghost busters , at a distance.

A call, one of over 30 this week, comes in on their 24-hour hotline (not answered "be tween two and seven in the morn ing" ) . And they ' re off. The cal ler . Amy f rom Van Vleck. reported a ghost at-tempting to eat her b i r thday cake. What the ghos tbus te rs found w a s some th ing unex-pected: the ghost of Ted Ken-nedy's ca r . After quickly dispos-ing of the t roublesome spirit , they sang a quick "Happy Birth-d a y " to Amy and were off.

"1 think they ' re s t r a n g e . " But who are they? The two founders are professors Scott and Kick The rest of the group var ies on each mission. Member s have in-cluded psychic noses, and pro-fessors Tim. Tim. Dan. and Mike.

Why a r e they doing this? "We feel that the only good ghost is a busted ghost. We basical lv have

no love for the slime spraying lit tie bugge r s , " s ta te the two founders.

At tempt ing to discover the s e c r e t s of t h e i r " h i g h l y technica l" devices, this reporter followed them to Melissa and Beth 's room in Dyks t ra . In the process of r idding the room ot the ghost, they used "ghost of t" , the "ghost s w a t t e r " , the "M-18 ghost sl ime re t r ieval uni t" , and the " i n t e r n a l l y a c t i v a t e d an t i spir i tual infi l trat ion devices" which a re cleverly disguised as candy corn. This repor ter con eluded that the devices were too complex to descr ibe here.

Stated one observer ; • 'They're bet ter in person than in print Everyone should get a chance lo encounter t h e m . "

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Night Special can only be described as a true Hollywood classic, complete with Frank Capra's best script and a handful of Hollywood's greatest stars.

44 M r . S m i t h G o e s t o Washington,'* winner of seven A c a d e m y A w a r d s , is a n idealistic look at the Amer ican government m a d e r ight at the t ime when Hitler was at his peak. Previewed before an audience of Washington notables in 1939, it was highly disliked by the Con-gressman and Senators who thought it m a d e politicians look bad. It . was, however , very popular with the public, which didn't mind the thought of there b e i n g , an h o n e s t p o l i t i c i a n somewhere in this world.

44 M r . S m i t h G o e s t o Washington" is the story of young Jef fe rson Smith, an inno-cent and optimist ic pa rk ranger ra ther unrealist ically chosen to serve as the rep lacement for a US Senator who had recently died (the idea being, of course, that someone so naive could be easily controlled by the powerful p o l i t i c a l m a c h i n e ) . J i m m y Stewart quite believably play's the- idealistic new Senator , who ra ther quickly discovers that his

heroes a re not as Godlike as he would have liked to believe. Claude Rains, who really looks as if he should have been Presi-dent, plays Senator Paine , the fallen hero looking towards the White House, and E d w a r d Ar-nold, as always, p lays the arch-villain to perfection. J e a n Arthur por t rays Saunders , the hard-bitten skeptic won over by Smith ' s innocence.

Movie director F r a n k Capra made his ca ree r making aple pie, hokey all-American f i lms that were widely loved and highly ac-claimed, and this one is typical of his style. Using phrases like 4 'lost causes a re the only ones worth fighting fo r " , Capra wraps the audience in a Will Rogers cocoon of patr io t ism, but one which goes far enough to keep you watching but not quite far enough to be too much. For those who r e m e m b e r last yea r ' s 4,You can ' t take it with you", another Capra pro-duction, this is along s imilar lines, though the ending swings f rom one ex t r eme to the other much too quickly (about five seconds). "Mr . Smi th" is about as believable as " R a i d e r s of the Lost Ark" , but it is just as en-joyable. This tale really couldn't happen, but wouldn't it be great if it did. On a scale of one to ten, "Mr . Smi th" is a nine.

The Lean, Mean,

Gene Machine by E. Trembley Plants a re able to change the

s t ructure of some chemicals so that they become carcinogens, harming people through the food c h a i n a n d w a t e r . s u p p l y . D i s c o v e r i n g ' h o w p l a n t s metabolize chemicals , and iden-tifying exact ly which chemicals plants t r ans fo rm a re the tasks of Dr. J a m e s Gentile, Associate Professor of Biology, and his staff of technicians and students, known as " the lean m e a n gene mach ine . "

Gentile believes that there is great cause for concern regar -ding such metabol izat ion of c h e m i c a l s by p l a n t s . Such t r a n s f o r m a t i o n e n l a r g e s the number of carcinogens, cancer causing agents, that all people contact. Gentile said that he hopes his research will lead to some kind of government restric-tion of the use of such chemicals . He admi t s that these studies raise many uncomfor tab le ques-tions: if the most efficient chemical (example : pesticide) is toxic, should another, less effec-tive chemical be used that is non-toxic? Who will m a k e such deci-sions?

Funding for Genti le 's research comes in the fo rm of a National Insti tute of Heal th r e sea rch grant , originally awarded 1980-83 for over $214,000, and renewed for 1983-87 for $433,635. This money is used to purchase l abora to ry . equ ipment and pay technicians hired by Gentile.

Many of Gentile's experiments

with environmental ly sensit ive p l a n t s a n d h i g h l y t o x i c chemicals will be conducted in the greenhouse former ly located behind Lubbers Hall and soon to be r econs t ruc t ed outs ide of Peale .

A res t r ic ted a r ea is required for his use so that his chemica ls don't interfere with other scien-t i s t s ' p lan t s , and so o the r chemicals do not affect his plants.

Working with Gentile are two full-time technicians and several Hope students. The technicians are Steve Townsend and Glenda Gehtile, Gentile 's wife. Hope s tuden ts actual ly conduct ing research for Gentile a re Dave P l u y m e r s , Deb H y d e n b e r g , M e l i n d a B r a d y a n d J a y n e Courts. Lab aides a re Tim Shafer , J a n e Ekleber ry , Mac Lippert, Teresa McPherson and Jean ine Davison. Several of these students worked for Gen-tile over the s u m m e r and were paid an houly wage, but work during the academic yea r is not paid, done either for credit , or for the "love of sc ience."

Gentile hopes to take some of his research ass is tants to na-tional meet ings where they must present pape r s on their work. Such meet ings a r e typically for g radua te students. Hope is the only institution that sponsors undergrads.

Genti le t eaches a course related to his research.4 'Genetic Toxicology" is offered every other year her at Hope.

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Former Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin is hospitalized in Jerusalem whith a urinary tract problem. A hospital official says Begin's condition isn't serious - but doctors don't know exactly what's wrong with him, how long he'll be in the hospital, or whether he'll need surgery. The 71-year old former leader is described as being in "high spirits."

Teachers' strikes around the nation continue to affect school children - more than 7800 teachers in seven states. There has been progress in some areas -- about 17-hundred teachers in Grand Rapids, Michigan, agreed to a new pact yeaterday, ending a five-day walkout. And more than 600 teachers voted to return to work in New Jersey Illinois.

I s rae l ' s mi l i tary command says Israeli Air Force planes attacked a Palestinian Guerilla base in Central Lebanon early Monday. The I s rae l i pilots reported accurate hits. It was the 15th Israeli air raid attack on Palestinian ta rge t s in Lebanon this year. And it came just hours after a Moslem leader said that 50 young Lebanese had been readied for suicide a t t a c k s aga ins t I s r a e l ' s occupa t ion forces.

Nobel-Prize winning physicist William Shockley is set to take the stand in Atalanta today is his Bibel suit against a Black reporter. Shockley is seeking one-and-a-quarter million dollars for what he claims was a libelous story the reporter wrote-and " T h e At l an ta Cons t i t u t i on" published four years ago. The a r t i c l e - w h i c h disucssed the scientist 's proposal to have "Genetically d isadvantaged" in-dividuals voluntarily steri l ized-referred to Shockley as "An American Hit ler ."

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The deadline is getting closer as the United Auto Workers and General Motors continue efforts to agree on a new contract. The current pact will expire Firday at Midnight. Though the union has not set a formal strike deadline, its chief negotiator says as far as he ' s concerned, midnight Fr iday is the end of the agreement . The U-A-W has already singled out G-M as a strike target.

T h e * Soc ia l S e c u r i t y Ad-e, ministration says its credibility

before the federal courts is at an all-time low. The agency says one reason for the problem is its policv of defending any benefit cutoff of denial regardless of the facts. The agency says it will take a series of steps to alleviate what it calls " the major cris is" confronting it in the courts.

D e m o c r a t i c P r e s i d e n t i a l nominee Walter Mondale says President Reagan should lay his cards on the table. Mondale has disclosed his 177 billion dollar deficit reduction plan that calls for 85 billion dollars in tax in-creases . And Mondale says Reagan should now reveal his ideas about dealing with the deficit. Reagan is dismissing Mondale 's plan as ' 'nothing new."

Pope John Paul paid tr ibute to Canada 's ethnic diversity during an outdoor mass Sunday in the capital of Quebec province. Mon-day thousands of Canadians --representing eskimos and nine Indian tr ibes - gather on the banks of the St. Lawrence River for a meeting with the pontiff. Church officials say the Pope specifically asked to meet with native groups.

Timothy Baldwin had said he wasn' t afraid to die, because he was curious about what happen-ed after death. The 46-year old man died in Louisiana's electric

1 chair Monday morning for his conviction for killing an 85-year old blind woman in 1978.

Baldwin is the 24th U.S^ death row inmate to be executed since t h e U . S . S u p r e m e C o u r t reinstated the death penalty in 1976.

Rival political factions in Israel have agreed to form a Joint government. At a stormy meeting in Tel Aviv, the labor p a r t y of P r i m e M i n i s t e r -Designate Shimon Peres agreed to form a bipartisan ruling body with rival Likud Bloc, l ed by outgoing Pr ime Minister Yitzhak Shamir. Labor 's approval was the ma jo r obstacle threatening .the new g o v e r n m e n t - w h i c h could now be installed as soon as Wednesday. '

The soviet union says it 's con-cerned that there 's been no pro-gress at a joint 35-nation disar-m a m e n t c o n f e r e n c e i n Stockholm. Sweden so far . And the soviets accuse the U.S. and "NATO" of introducing pro-posals that amount to sneak at-tempts at getting classified in-formation. the idea behind the conference, which reconvenes to-day, is to reduce the risk of ac-cidentally starting a war. The U.S. says it's ready to move toward an agreement as soon as possible.

A group of former astronauts and cosmonauts from the U.S., the Soviet Union and France say they 're forming an organization of former space travelers. The part icipants say they want to use their experiences to promote "constructive uses" of space.

More bodies were found in t h r e e s e g r e g a t e d b l a c k townships of South Africa where r io ters d a s h e d with police. Authorities now say 22 blacks . were killed and more than 200 in-jured in the rioting which broke out during a protest of rent in-creases.

President Reagan may have won over the leader of the na-tion's largest Black religious organization. Last week, the leader of the national Baptist convention criticized the ad-m i n i s t r a t i o n for f a i l i ng to understand the needs of Blacks. But af ter a meet ing the Reagan Monday, the Reverend T . J . Jemison emerged to say he believed the President would do some things that had been asked of h i m - a n d R e a g a n would release a s ta tement later . But W'hite House officials say no statement will be coming out and no new p rog rams had been pro-mised.

Airline officials have reached an agreement to ease the conges-tion at busy airporls--in Atlanta, and at New York 's Kennedy and Laguardia . The agreement was worked out in hours of discus-sions among officials for various airlines. It calls for shifting flights from peak travel periods. But no final agreement has been reached on cutting congestion at three other key a i rpor t s -Newark International in New Jersey, Denver 's Stapleton International and Chicago's O'Hare Interna-tional.

Ten years a f te r Richard Nixon resigned the Presidency because of the Watergate-scandal , a new s u r v e y i n d i c a t e s m o s t Americans feel he was right to resign ra ther than fight. The media general-associated press survey of 14-hundred people showed 81 percent thought it was a good thing nixon resigned in-stead of fight impeachment . The survey also said 57 percent a re against Nixon holding an active role in government, such as a roving ambassador or Presiden-tial advisor. And 44 percent say they have an unfavorable opinion of Nixon today.

There will be something new from the President within the next week, according to ad-ministration and congressional sources. They say he'll be issuing a tough new report on alleged Soviet violations of a r m s control agreements over the last 25 years. The sources say the State Department is concerned about the posible impact the report will have on relat ions with the Soviets.

The Air Force is defending the construction of a new shuttle launch site at Vandenberg Air Force Base in California. At a Senate subcommit tee Monday, the undersecretary of the Air Force said none of the construc-tion problems found so fa r could prevent a launce from the site next year. N-B-C has been repor-ting that problems at the site could pose danger for the shuttle.

Filipino officials have ordered some 15-thousand residents to evacuate the slopes of the May on (My-ohn') volcano. Mayonbegan erupting Monday, Spewing red-

- hot lava and f laming boulders said to be as big as a jeep. Scien-tists say the explosion indicates the volcano could grow more violent. No casualt ies have been reported.

East will be meeting West in Washington late this month. Ad-ministration sources say Presi-dent Reagan ' will meet with Soviet Foreign Minister Andrei Gromyko (Groh-Mee'-Koh) on September 28th-- a f te r the soviet leader meets with secre tary of State Schultz at the United Na-tions. One U.S. official says the meet ing - t h e f irst between Reagan and a Senior Kremlin Leader - i s certain to be seen as reflecting a slight thaw is U.S.-Soviet relations.

A researcher says the real pro-blem in American education is that students don't have enough s e l f - d i s c i p l i n e . S o c i o l o g i s t A m i t a i E t z i o n i s a y s in a government - sponsored repor t that millions of high school students lack commitment and don't apply themselves. Etzioni says the situation is made worse because kids don't have enough homework.

Geraldine Ferraro says she 's going to continue to speak about abortion despite criticism from her bishop. F e r r a r o - campaign-ing in Indianapolis - says she has never misrepresented the Roman Catholic Church's posi-tion on Abortion. And Fer ra ro says she told New York Ar-chbishop John O'Connor he was wrong yes terday when he said she had misstated the church policy. O'Connor says the two had an amiable ta lk-but he's still c o n v i n c e d F e r r a r o h a s m i s r e p r e s e n t e d c h u r c h teachings.

The Environmental Protection Agency says it 's making an addi-tion to its listings of hazardous s u b s t a n c e s : emiss ions from Coke ovens. The agency says that ' s because the emissions ca r ry a s ignif icant risk ol cancer. The agency says it'll establish emissions s tandards for coke ovens, which are used in the production of steel.

Oklahoma officials say they'll be seeking Federal disaster aid to help a f i re-scarred county rise from the cinders. Range tires blackened 300,000 acres in the county and killed hundreds ot ca t t l e . L i eu tenan t Governor Spencer Bernard says damage is in the millions - with destroyed fences alone probably aecoun ting for a million ot that.

The House has passed and srni to the Senate a new hill to strengthen health warnings on cigaret te packs. It requires that the current warning on cigarette packs be replaced with four war nings on the dangers ol smoking The new, s tronger warnings would be rotated among the packs. The measure also calls for all manufac tu re r s to list the m gredients in their products

Scientists at a California lirm say they may have an ex-perimental vaccine against the deadly disease "AIDS" within eight 'months. The doctors at the Chiron Corporation say the big break came when they suc-cessfully cloned the genes of the virus believed to cause the disease, which usually strikes homosexual males.

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Greenhouse Dismantled

by E. Trembley

Hope College has received ap-prova l f r o m the B o a r d of Trustees to proceed with the con-struction of an underground chemical s torage unit to be located on the north end of the P e a l e S c i e n c e C e n t e r . T h e greenhouse recent ly removed from behind Lubber ' s Hall will be reconstructed on the roof of the b a s e m e n t - l e v e l s t o r a g e facility, providing a limited-access facility in which ex-per iments involving plants and toxic chemica l s can be con-ducted more safely.

The underground facility will be used for the s torage of volatile c h e m i c a l s , s u b s t a n c e s t h a t e v a p o r a t e qu i ck ly or h a v e

uns table or explosive proper t ies . According to Dr . J a m e s Gentile of the Biology Depar tmen t , such a "h igher secu r i ty" s torage a r ea for toxic chemica l s would great-ly reduce the risk of accidents . The new facility would be away f rom the heavy t ra f f ic flow of s tudents , and would provide a spot in which to ga the r all dangerous substances . Gentile s ta ted that no exotic chemica l s would be stored in the new facili-ty, and pointed out that even something as common a s paint is highly explosive and best stored in one place.

T h e r e l o c a t i o n of t h e greenhouse former ly si tuated behind Lubber ' s Hall has been prompted by Hope's scient is ts ' needs for usable greenhouse space. The greenhouse was con-s t ructed when Lubbers was the science facility. Since the con-struction of Peale , use of the greenhouse has been imprac-tical. A tropical plant could not

suitably be t ranspor ted to the laborator ies dur ing the cold M i c h i g a n w i n t e r s . O n c e relocated, the greenhouse will be used pr imar i ly by Gentile in his r e s e a r c h c o n c e r n i n g p l a n t s ' react ions to toxic chemica ls .

In response to questions regar-ding environmenta l risk, Dr. Paul Van Faasen , Cha i rman of the Biology D e p a r t m e n t , insured that the building of any chemical s torage facility would be rigidly governed by rules designed by the EPA and other s ta te and federal organizat ions to protect the environment . The plans for the underground unit, which have not yet been finalized, a re so f a r within all s t a te codes.

Vice-Pres ident for F inance William Anderson es t imated the total cost for the construction of the s torage unit and the reloca-tion of the greenhouse at approx-imately $100,000. It is possible that digging m a y begin this fall for the new facili ty.

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A jury has been selected for the trial of two m e m b e r s of a faith healing religious sect in Indiana. David and Kathleen Be rgman has been charged with reckless homicide and child neglect in the death of their daughter . The two a r e m e m b e r s of the f a i t h a s s e m b l y , w h i c h t e a c h e r s followers to rely on faith healing.

The new Miss America will be chosen Sa turday night. And a Bellevue, Washington, m a n says the judges will pick Miss Ken-tucky. George Miller, a re t i red Business professor , has been making compute r predict ions on the pageant winners for the past five y e a r s - h e ' s been right twice. But Miss Kentucky, Kelly Lin Brumagen says the forecas t suits her just fine.

Huntsville, Alabama, National Guard officials say t h e r e ' s no sign that weapons or equipment were stolen f rom the local ar-mory. There was specualat ion af ter it was learned tha t a member of a local pa r ami l i t a ry group who aided r ebe l s in Nicaragua was a m e m b e r of the National Guard . The m a n died during a recent rebel ra id in Nicaragua.

Folks who live around Twin Falls, Idaho, m a r k e d an unusual anniversay Sunday. I t ' s been ten years since motorcycle daredevi l Evel Knievel a t t e m p t e d his S n a k e R i v e r C a n y o n l e a p . Kneivel 's feat ended in fai lure. But the Ext ravanageinza con-tinues to pay off for the town, as Tourists still come to the snake river canyon. As for Knievel, he now lives in Cleveland and pa ins t - an activity he took up after f r ac tu r ing his pelvis and hands in a 1976 j u m p a t t empt .

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Housing Looked Info by Louis Valantasis What does one think of when

the word , 4college" comes to mind? There are visions of study- •

"squat te r ' s r ights" , or entering a with more frequently v The rules lottery in which new rooms are a re not meant to totally restrict chosen once the upper classmen students, however, but to provide pay a deposit sometime during a healthy environment conducive the spring semester . Those who to study and enjoyable for all have the most credits, seniors, concerned. Whether a student is

ing at midnight, sporting events. a r e given first priority to choose attending Hope or any other in-the room and location which they stitution, alcohol, parietals, and prefer; then juniors have a quiet hours would most likely be chance, then finally sophomores, the most important issues raised Freshmen are placed in the re- and confronted. Ground rules maining rooms and are matched must be set in order to effectively with roommates with help from d e a l w i t h t h e n u m e r o u s

Homecoming parades, and, of course, dorm living.

Hope College has done ex-t r emely well in organiz ing students with prospective dor-mitory residences, especially this year where the f reshman class swelled in numbers to be recognized as Hope's largest. Even so, the college's housing directors aptly handled the placement of students for on-

the cards which list their in-terests, preferences, etc. There is an innumerable amount of time that the housing advisors expend at tempting to match up

backgrounds and value systems which comprise a college cam-pus.

Donna Kocher, who is handling the fall s emes te r ' s housing.

Hi-tech equipment was brought into play during last

Thursday's water war. (photo: Todd VerBeek)

near perfect roommates judging remarks that despite this year 's campus housing. There a re quite the personalities of hundreds of large f reshman and t ransfer a few aspects involved with hous-ing that must be considered seriously, or severe problems arise between students and facul-ty-

Many freshman and others might be wondering how they

students by information cards only.

Once students have been given a room, paid dorm fees, and set-tled in, there is the natural suc-cession of the specific campus

group, which definitely put pressure on the housing situa-tion. operat ions went fairly s m o o t h l y . H o u s i n g a d-min i s t r a to r s feel that their foremost concern is providing evervone who is to reside on-

Bruin's Named

to Dean's Post

by Ann Lootens When someone mentions "The

D e a n " do y o u r t h o u g h t s automaticallv flash to Dean

rules and regulations to abide by. were put into Dykstra, Phelps, or The three ma jo r rules which app- campus a place to live, this year e v e n a • f r a t e r n i t y h o u s e . iy to all living quar ters on cam- there were a few empty spaces Foremost, those who plan on pus are policies on alcohol, l e f t o v e r o n c e h o u s i n g returning after a year to Hope parietals and quiet hours within assignments were dispatched. h ^ c I T ' i T c a mavho von should have the option of either staying residence halls and cottages, however, any problems that have L M r K s e -in the room that they occupied These are the major problems or might arise will undoubtedly during the previous semester , and rules that both students and . be handled adequately by hous-which is s o m e t h i n g ca l led administration come into contact ing authorities.

Design Room Gets Class bv Amy Raffety eliminate the danger of students The problem of finding a space and faculty climbing a

for the theatre design classes is f 0 0 1 ladder to reach the -an old one. In past years the cond-level of costume y<*c • classes have been held in the pro- Props have been rnoyed to ^ jection booth above the theatre, in a small room across from the

know there 's a new Dean on cam-pus this year .

Re l ig ion p r o f e s s o r E l t o n Bruins has been named Dean tor the Arts and Humanities here at Hope. Unfortunately, many of us don't know what a Dean of the Arts and Humanities is or does. Well, for the benefit of the viding tor the students' needs."

Of the changes that have taken „ . n r R r n i n < tnnk tiino ^ ^ place in the theatre, Ms. Carder ^ P r : n e v v position and eager to attack

r e s p o n s i b l e for a p p o i n t i n g chairpersons, problem solving, hiring and budget approval within his depar tment .

If all those responsibilities aren't enough to keep a Dean hopping. Dr. Bruins is also still teaching religion and serving as Chairman of the Library Plann-ing Committee. He feels teaching keeps professors in touch with the students, enabling him to see where a department is lacking or how things could be changed for our benefit.

Dr. Bruins is excited about his

present location of the College Relations office, in room L14 of DeWitt basement; and for one semester the art and theatre design classes shared space in DePree Art Center, according to Richard Smith, Associate Pro-fessor of Theatre.

However, all of these alter-natives failed to meet the special needs of the design classes.

former wrestling room in the basement of Kollen Hall. The smallest of these rooms, which used to be the costume shop an-nex, is now being used lor addi-tional costume storage.

The design room is now located in what used to be the costume shop. It is roomy, well-lit, well-ventilated and meets all the needs of the design students.

Lois Carder, Acting Chair of the Theatre Department , praised

Ideally, this classroom needs to ^ "cooperation and generosity be large enough for fifteen ^ administration) m pr students to work long hours in, including space for fifteen draf-ting tables and stools; it needs to be well-ventilated and well-lit; it needs a source of water; and it needs to be near the theatre department for the accessibility of students to faculty.

Because of these complica-tions, theatre students were put-ting off taking the design classes they needed in hopes that the pro-blem would be resolved.

The administration and the theatre department worked out a plan for what was needed to pro-vide the s tudents with the f a c i l i t i e s f o r a p o s i t i v e , beneficial learning experience. A compromise was reached to renovate the existing theat re space in the basement of DeWitt.

Last year the three rooms in the DeWitt basement were used for the costume shop and for small prop and costume storage. The prop room, the largest of the three rooms, now houses the cos tume shop and cos tume storage. A second floor was add-ed over part of the room to in-crease space for storage and to

says, "We'll be able to train students better in the classroom and in the costume shop and therefore we'll be able to serve the audience better. All of us, the Theatre Depar tment , theatre students and the administration, can now go on. A burden has been lifted with the resolution of the problem."

The theatre department is hop-ing to have an open house on the opening night of the first Hope Thea t r e product ion so that everyone will have a chance to see the changes that have taken place.

to explain a few things. At the request of the President

and the Provost Dr. Bruins is ser-ving a three year term as a Dean. The function of a Dean is to help make this College run efficiently. The Deans of each department meet weekly with the Provost in an a t t empt ' to stay informed of both his wishes and concerns those of the President. By stay-

his duties. He is looking forward to the upcoming Arts and Humanities Fair and the Arts and Human i t i e s Colloquium Series, and hopes too that we'll attend these events.

Now we all know what a Dean does. We also know who Dean of Arts and Humanities is. If you see Dr. Bruins on campus con-

• . 4u *u o ~ ^ .u„ gratulate him. He has a verv im-mg in touch w i t h t h e P r o v o ' portant job that effects all of us. Dean is able to act as a lias n W e , r e a l l ^ f o r w a r d t 0 t h c

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Freshmen Break Out -Things Start Popping

by Todd VerBeek As I walked out of the DeWitt

Center on Thursday evening, 6 September, 1984 something was in the air.

I had just finished processing a series of pictures and was "look-ing forward to" solving some Physics problems, but something alerted my senses. Could it be--?--There h a d been r u m o r s - - ! surveyed the clearing between DeWitt and Nykerk and Kollen and the Delphi House. On both sides of 12th Street were crowds of water-balloon-toting students. This was it: The annual War of the Water!

I sprinted across the clearing to get my camera . Despite the spo rad ic lobbing of w a t e r -balloons by slingshot, I made it to my room in the Fra t Complex and back safely. Most of the forces on the north side of the clearing were crowded around the entryway"of Nykerk. I tried to get myself into a safe, elevated position on the porch of DeWitt for a better viewpoint but with no1

success. Realizing my only chance at any good pictures was on the lower ground. 1 left my position of safety and leapt in among the a rmed students.

I found myself face to face with men and women armed with water-balloons and buckets of water , and wearing je r seys which read "87 PULL". I quickly snapped several pictures of the balloon-launcher in action while students eyed me suspiciously. Suddenly, a number of f reshmen charged out of Nykerk. at trac-ting the fire of the assembled crowd. About midway through this initial barrage, this reporter received a direct hit to the groin from a water-balloon. Since my attention (as well as my c a m e r a ) was focused on the pr imary targets of this volley, I did not see it coming.

I withdrew to the relative.safe-ty of DeWitt porch and was able to focus on the door to Nykerk. Inside were more f reshmen, held hostage. 1 snapped some shots of them through the glass doors of the building. I could see that some of them were going to at-tempt an escape. In twos and

threes, they made a break for the only place of safety in reach: the far side of the clearing. It was then that I saw the sophomores ' special weapon. A number of elite, highly-trained specialists were wielding shaving-cream cans. Their comrades-in-arms would catch and res t ra in an in-dividual while the specialists sprayed them with the c ream.

All the while, the crowd was getting more disarrayed. I found myself constantly avoiding the deadly (to my camera ) splatter of balloons and buckets. (The shaving cream was rarely a threat to bystanders such as myself.) As the light faded, the disturbance spread to fill the clearing. Hydra ted f reshmen r e t u r n e d , f u l l y a r m e d , to retaliate against those who had soaked them. What had started as a simple hostage situation had degenerated to pandemonium. Recovering from my earlier wound, it was all that I could do to stay out of the way of water-carrying warriors. Then things got nasty.

Both s ides-though it was no longer a simple two-sided ba t t l e -had begun to mix mud with their buckets of water. Tha t ' s right: mud-water, an easily made, but highly dangerous weapon. 1 held out as long as I could against these clear and present dangers. 1 was running out of film and the light was fading fast. Further-more, 1 was in a war zone, where not all people place much value on the life of a $350 camera outfit. 1 was forced to re t reat to my room, alive but not unscathed.

My clothes were well-soaked and specked with mud, and my hair was simply a mess. A change of clothes and good comb-ing helped put me on the road to recovery. I 'm not sure I'll ever fully recover from this ex-perience, but heck, that ' s the job of a war correspondent. I must end this report now to go on ot my next assignment: chapter 2, pro-blems 2-78, even.

This is an account of the recent fighting on 12th Street from the perspective of a photographer actually caught in the midst of hostilities.

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Patlcipants and victims of the water fight need some cleaning, (photo: Todd VerBeek)

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Soccer '84. Dutchmen Aim High by Scott Ellingson The Hope College soccer team is

coming off their best season ever. Needless to say, they are expecting big things in *84. •

Last year the Dutchmen took the MIAA title with an impressive 10-1-1 record (13-4-2 overall) and were rewarded with a post-season bid to the NCAA Division III National Soc-cer Tournament. As number one seed in the Mideast region, Hope ad-vanced, to the-final twelve before bowing out to Ohio Weslayan for the second year in a row. .

Coach Gregg Afman, who gained post-season accolades as Mideast region Coach of the Year, believes that the competitiveness of the league is plenty to worry about. He prefers to let 'nationals take care of themselves,' adding that 'it will be tougher this year to make it.'

Last year's team graduated four All-League players including All-Mideast goalkeeper A1 Crothers. Another All-Mideast player and tri-captain. Junior sweeper Kevin Denham, will anchor a solid defense along with tri-captains Mike Brown and Judd Efinger. Benham is Hope's most easily recognizable player as he sports his black goatee, which is feared around the league.

Up front, Hope whould be more ex-plosive with the switch of sophomore Paul Roe to forward from midfield. He will team with last year's other freshman standout Magnus Ojert and senior Dayna Beal, the team's leading scorer.

At midfield, junior Dan Fead heads a talented but inexperienced group which could include freshmen Ron Girardi and Jason Tilroe. Overall, Afman feels that despite some inex-perience in depth, this is the most

skilled and deepest team he has seen. Skill and depth will be important as

Afman maintains that the MIAA will be 'the toughest it has ever been.' He points not only to perennial rival Calvin, recent winner of the Wooster tournament, and always tough Kalamazoo, but to Albion who returns all eleven starters, and an improved Adrian.

The non-league schedule looks even tougher with MacMurray, Il-linois, Michigan State, Division III powerhouse Wheaton (September 12), and Goshen in this Saturday's home opener.

The Dutchmen are looking forward to a great and exciting season! Come out and support them this Saturday and next Tuesday night as they begin their drive for a second straight MIAA title against Alda at Holland Municipal Stadium

Hope Takes Opener by William De Binder

Martin J. Hill The Hope College Flying Dutchmen

opened their football season in Illinois against Olivet Nazarene on Saturday.

It was a day for firsts as the Olivet team wore their new uniforms for the first time (wheih means Hope got them dirty for the first time), and a new Hope football record was set by junior Mike Sturm who scored five touchdowns, breaking The previous record of four. For this achieve-ment, Sturm was neame the MlAA's of-fensive player of the week.

Hope's offense got off to a slow start in the first quarter, but by the second, things had warmed up enough to score two touchdowns. The first came off a Greg Heeres pass to Bill Vanderbilt, which set up the first of Sturm's five touchdowns. The second came later in the second quarter when Sturm again rose to the oc-casion with a 12 yard run into the end zone.

At the two minute mark Hope apparent-ly thought the half had ended, as they ap-peared to be asleep on the field. Olivet took .advantage of numerous mental miscues to score their only touchdowns of the game.

With renewed determination, the Dut-

chmen took the field in the third quarter and took advantage of several Olivet tur-novers, including four interceptions-two by senior Scott Jecmen (of The Ghetto), one fumble caused by Dirk VerMeulen and recovered by Dave Morren. Sturm continued his record-setting pace, and scored three touchdowns in that stanza.

In the fourth quarter, sophomore Quarterback Chris Mendels of Ottawa Hills combined with classmate and Hamilton grad Barry Immink on a fifty yard scoring strike to cap the game.

All 48 team members who travelled to Olivet were able to play, much to the pleasure of Coach Ray Smith.

Hope's next game will be this Saturday, September 15, when they open at home against DePauw.

Coach Smith is looking forward to the game, 'For us it's always a big game against a worthy opponent. . Last year they humbled us on their field, so this year it should be a good game. The rivalry between these two teams (Hope and DePauw) has grown really in-teresting and 'e kids look forward to it every year.'

Go out Saturday afternoon to Holland Municipal Stadium at 1:30 and root the Dutch to another victory.

Run-Bike-Swim Scheduled ' byLesRehak

Whether doing it for the trophy, or just for the heck of it, the seventh an-nual Run-Bike-Swim is back again for all the interested folks out there.

ODL, Inc. of Zeeland, Michigan, is sponsoring this almost traditional event (give it a few more years before it goes on the tradition list) in cooperation with the Hope College physical education department. It will be held on Saturday, October 20, conveniently - or not so conveniently - coinciding with Hope's homecom-ing celebration.

According to Glenn Van Wieren, this year's coordinator, several dif-ferent events. Including a triathalon, will take place with age group divi-sions for,both, antf women In all

events. If competition's your style, a 5,000

or 10,000 metre run are being offered with a 16,000 metre bike race. Swim-ming events include a 400 metre race for the 12 and under age bracket atid an 800 metre race for the 13 and older crowd.

For those only interested in the ex-ercise, there are the events listed above as well as a one mile run-walk. The swimming events will take place in the Kresge Natatorlum in the Dow Center. The runners will start at the Dow and proceed on a course that follows the streets of Holland.

For those brave of heart, with a well trained physique, and a weird penchant for rising at almost obscene hours on Saturday morning, the triathlon is being offered. It consists

of the 300m swim, the 16,000m bike, and the 10,000m run. Starting time will be at 5:30 a.m. in the Kresge pool with the run and bike following.

Pre-registration for the events is encouraged although it may be done on October 20 at 7:30 a.m. For the triathletes, pre-registration may be a wise move - only 120 people will be allowed to participate.

Events will start at varying times between 8:30 and 10:00 a.m. except for the triathlon which will be well under way. At 11:30 an awards ceremony will be held at the Dow Center. Registration fee for the com-petitive events is $5 and $7 for the triathlon. Recreational activities are open to all free of charge. Forms are available at the physical education department office In the Dow. /

Quality Key in CC Performance

by Steve Underwood Coach Bill Vanderbilt has said that

the real strength of his Hope men's cross country tem lies in its depth. But the question may be just how-strong is this "strength"?

In this past Tuesday's Hope Invita-tional, it was evident that depth was responsible for enabling the Dutch to do as well as they did. By placing six of their seven varsity runners in spots 10-19 -- in the space of less than a minute -- Hope took second in the nine team, 55 runner field.

But their 71 point total, nearly twice that of the winning Siena Heights team (36 points), pales in comparison to recent years. And it was the first time in at least the last five years, if not ever, that the Dutch failed to place a runner in the top nine.

But it was difficult to be too negative on a warm, breezy after-

noon at the Holland Country Club. After all, it wasn't a bad showing by the Dutchmen.

Soph Llndsey Dood was the top Hope finisher with his 10th place time of 26:54 for five miles. Dood appears to be ready, in only his second year, to lead the Dutch. He is the best of a strong sophomore class, which presently makes up four of the top six runners on the squad. They are the depth of the team. But they must eventually be able to move up a bit higher in the opposing ranks if Hope is to repeat its MIAA championship of last year.

"We're basically a young team," says Vanderbilt. It's also a team with-tremendous talent and potential: a team with depth in a fast group of sophomores; and sometimes un-predictable but potentially outstan-ding upperclassmen leadership and performance.

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Record Review A Flock of Seagulls A Flock of Seagulls The Story of a Young Heart Jive-Artista JL8-8250 Overall Grade c A Flock of Seagulls is on thc

top of the English music charts . They are a progressive group that blends today 's top 40 fashion pop with 80's technopop. A Flock of Seagulls sounds like a cross between the Fixx and Ultravox.

Their new album The Story of a Young Heart is no exception to the aforement ioned formula . Each of the a lbum's nine cuts is structured around a catchy, but repetitive rhythm track. This is followed by layered synthesizers entwined with polyphonic vocals. Occasionally there is a- little light, poppish, rhythm guitar but nothing to get excited about.

The a lbum's high point, t 4Heart of Steel," is centered around an eerie, wailing voice crying out "Hear t of Steel. . ." at the beginn-ing of nearly every line. This s o n g is p u n c t u a t e d by a heartbeat-like-beat.

This album isn't a master-piece, but I 've heard worse. Shelve it with the Fixx and

Duran Duran. You can expect more music like this, from this band and others, in the future, with this sound jus't beginning to catch on here in the States.

Prince Prince and the Revolution "Purp le Ra in" Warner Bros. .Overall Grade C 4-

Prince 's latest album is an adventurous album in today's cluttered music scene. It is a mixture of everything from soul to rhythm and Blues, rock and roll to funky black dance music. The two singles, "When Doves Cry" and "Le t ' s Go Crazy" , set the pace for this dance-oriented album. This record is dance music from beginning to end, but does more than hint at some cat-chy guitar licks. The guitar solos in the beginning of "When Doves Cry" and the end of "Lets Go Crazy" do much to broaden this album's appeal. In conclusion, this record isn't destined to be a classic, but it 's the best dance music I 've heard vet.

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by John Hensler Tightrope Rated R A Clint Eastwood film about a

cop begins . ,Before you can sit back, e ight . people a r e blown away. A diner is reduced to dust. A gritty, hardened face stares at the people he has just killed.

Yes, this is an actual scene, Many saw it last winter is the Eastwood film Sudden Impact, another installment in the highly popular "Dirty H a r r y " series. The film featured lots of action, b u t o t h e r e l e m e n t s l i k e characterization and plot a r e practically nonexistent.

Now comes another Eastwood film, also about a cop. Here we go again. As the film begins, you grip the seat in anticipation of the gore to come. It doesn't hap-pen.

In Tightrope, Eastwood plays a homicide detective investigating a series of sexually oriented murders in New Orleans ' red-light district. Eastwood does his investigative work by interview-ing (and then bedding) the women who knew thc murdered woman. The tension increases when we find out that women he has interviewed begin to be murdered, one af ter the other. All that is known of the murdere r is that he uses a police uniform as his cover while strolling the French Quarter . We never see his face except in sillouette; it looks eerily like Eastwood's . The women are all raped before they are murdered.

Unlike most of his other per-f o r m a n c e s , in T i g h t r o p e , Eastwood is more subtle and reserved. His charac te r is the real heart of this movie. He does have h e a r t - h e is a divorced

father with two daughters and an ex-wife, who thinks that money is more important than anything else. She implies that she wants the girls back (she left them along with Eastwood) which only adds to his troubles. The play be tween E a s t w o o d and his daughters is very well done, perhaps because the eldest is played by E a s t w o o d ' s own daughter, Amanda. The girls mean a lot to him, and the ten-sion produced by the love for his daughters (and the risk of losing them) and his own sexual problems-vvhen he finally meets a nice woman, he cannot iove her at f i rs t -a l l these make Tightrope an aptly named film. You wonder if he will be able to make it through the film without crack-ing. This guy has problems besides trying to get his morals straightened ou t -he has to find this m u r d e r e r , which he does through a nice variety of very suspenseful scenes-some involv-ing the girls--as well as a very ef-fective dream sequence-s tand out. E a s t w o o d ' s s t r u g g l i n g

, character is far more realistic that the comic book-like "Dirtjt Harry ," and it 's a refreshing change. It 's also nice that his gun doesn't look like a hand-held can non.

1 was sort of surprised to enjoy this movie this much, and abou three out of every four people have talked to don't like this film It is sexually explicit and so be forewarned. However, for those

. who choose to see Tightrope they can watch Clint Eastwood move beyond action into acting.

Faculty Activities. Dr. Charles Huttar of the English Depart-ment will be conducting a three-part series entitled "What Crea-tionism Is All About."

The series, according to Hut-tar, will point out <4why the evolu-tion controversy is really a red herr ing." Huttar will also relate his a rguments to the First Arti-cle of the Creed, which according to Anglican beliefs, asserts the importance of unders tanding creation.

The series will take p lace ' the next three Sundays at 11:25 a.m. at the Grace Episcopal Church.

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SAC presents guitarist James Lee

Stanley in concert this Friday at

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Don't forget...'GAG MEETING Thursday, September 13. Yes! That 's tonight in the Haworth Room beside the north cafeter ia entrance. 5:30-6:30. Feel f ree to bring your t ray. Come find out about future plans and give some input into this organization in for-mation.

FOH SALE: Olympia Electric XL-12 Pica Correcting Typewriter. Good condition. $150 with case. Call Steve at 392-5439 if interested.

Women of B-6: only 15 days until the gala " V " par ty .

SAC needs a projectionist Fr iday nights. If interested, please call 6577. ^ l/z D-squared. . .Thanks for the en-couragement and best wishes. Same to you... Hope 4? S and B

B-3, Noxi Is ready and willing whenever you a re able to find the t ime and energy. -His Mom P.S. - There 's another gallon in the deal. ^

Bill - . thanks for helpin' out! Maybe next t ime we could change the n a m e s to protect the guilty. -Marth 1 _

Bill for pres. • Opus for V P.

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Send contributions to the R.S.A.-J.F. to College East B-5. Checks and money orders accepted.

Good luck Annie (and the rest of Hope Women's V-Ball team) -Have a great season! Love, your roomie

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Alice, Have to cancel appoint-ment. I 've been called away to settle a dispute between two Chaps called Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum. Something about a rattle and a crow. Sorry.

-Paul, Tom, Jeff and Greg still want mail. All letters should be sent care of Beck Cottage. Use no discretion.

This week's trivia question-Can you supply the missing lines? Goodnight, sleep tight Pleasant d reams to you, * Here's a wish and a p rayer That everydream comes true, • • • • v

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Peep shows 25 cents, Columbia Apt. 5, Ask for Bob. t , Dear Creative: We're waiting to hear from you again. And again. And Again. And again.. .-Paul, Tom, Jeff, and Greg.

«. D. - So many men, so few wor-thwhile.

CLASSIFIEDS Maintenance - Don't b lame Bill. It wasn' t Craig who left the " scu lp tu re" in the Paint ing Studio

Meet me in the Kletz- Fri . , Sept. 14 at 7:30 p • m^- Love^ J. L. S.

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A.P L. A majo r skirmish has oc-cur red . I m u s t r e scue the oysters. They ' re being unfairly treated. More later . S.H.

Hey Murray! How's it going? -Cotton Mouth

Scotty. Beam me up! -J.T.K.

To the new Hoosler - F a l l Break is only a fortnight and ^ away!

See ya this weekend all members of the ul t imate cool groovy dude exluslve drinking club members , yeah Woo!! We'll have to get Innitiated AGAIN -JV,Klf ,•

Jose Benwabe, You've got my vote for president! Keep up the good work! We love ya.

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BVA ( D o m i n o e Q u e e n ) - o k , you've played long enough! Mellow out and get back in the water! But don't forget TPJVA!--Basklng In the Sun

Deb & J a n e - Did you have fun surfing? Try a bigger board next time! C & D •

Stanley - Do you always take your showers with 3 other girls? DP

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WANTED: KRISES AND LISAS - DEAD OR ALIVE! Please send them to Kafka, BRD. Thanks.

^ Cotton Mouth - Kollen, Kegs, and Klosets. Where do the weekends go? -Buzz Man

Hey Mr. Kletz, Moms make 'em better and they serve 'em with a smile. -The "Chowhounds'*

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NAME THE GOLDFISH! Thc two goldfish in this week 's masthead a r e going through an identity crisis. Submit your ideas to the Anchor office. Best names win a lotto ticket for the clever devil. .

Still Needed to Rent : 1 anteater . Call 6297 or write the German House, 145 E . 14th Holland, MI 49423 .

One handsome Sophomore, now happily united, wishes lo thank all the cute f reshmen women who called

ATTENTION! The Anchor will have an in-fo rmat ion m e e t i n g , Monday , September 17 at 9:30 p.m. In the Anchor office. Get in on the fun! Be There.

HEY! Send the Anchor your propagan-da. We want to let everyone know what's going on!

Felicitations Are still available for $3.50. Call Dawn West X6286 ,

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