03. The one with Ross's Denial.English - Copy.txt

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100:00:05,092 --> 00:00:07,048Check it out, this is unbelievable!

200:00:07,252 --> 00:00:10,289Joey's been holding his breathfor almost four minutes.

300:00:15,732 --> 00:00:17,324You trying to kill me?

400:00:18,972 --> 00:00:20,610l want to ask you something.

500:00:21,292 --> 00:00:24,682Since l'm moving out,and you're so beautiful. . .

600:00:25,572 --> 00:00:26,891

. . .how about l move in with you?

700:00:27,132 --> 00:00:30,169That would be great,but what do we do about Denise?

800:00:31,492 --> 00:00:33,210-Who's Denise?-My roommate.

9

00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:34,367Your roommate?

1000:00:34,572 --> 00:00:36,563Yes, Denise. Denise!

1100:00:38,212 --> 00:00:40,442What is with the secrecy, Phoebe?

1200:00:40,732 --> 00:00:42,643

What about Denise? She cute?

1300:00:44,452 --> 00:00:46,443How can you have a roommatethat we don't know about?

1400:00:46,692 --> 00:00:48,922Because you never listen



to what l say.

1500:00:49,132 --> 00:00:51,043l talk about her all the time.Denise!

1600:00:53,292 --> 00:00:56,284l'm gonna have an extra roomover at my place.

1700:00:56,492 --> 00:00:57,288That's true.

1800:00:57,492 --> 00:01:01,929Move in with me. We can stay uplate talking, and watch movies.

1900:01:02,132 --> 00:01:04,123You know about

naked Thursdays, right?

2000:01:06,132 --> 00:01:09,010Yeah, yeah. l thinkl'll find my own place.

2100:01:09,332 --> 00:01:12,927Hey! l thought naked Thursdayswas just our thing, man.

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00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:17,089The One With Ross' Denial

2300:01:17,252 --> 00:01:18,241English Subtitles byGelula/SDl

2400:01:54,412 --> 00:01:57,085What did Rachel say when you told heryou were still married to her?

2500:01:57,332 --> 00:01:58,401Oh, that.

2600:01:59,092 --> 00:02:00,650She took it really well.

2700:02:01,292 --> 00:02:03,487



-You didn't tell her, did you?-No.

2800:02:04,012 --> 00:02:05,843Because you're in love with her.

2900:02:06,052 --> 00:02:10,091l am not in love with her. She wasupset about having to move out.

3000:02:10,292 --> 00:02:13,090lf she knew we were still married,she'd have been more upset.

3100:02:13,332 --> 00:02:15,482So l comforted her.As a friend.

3200:02:15,772 --> 00:02:17,125

You " comforted her" ?

3300:02:17,372 --> 00:02:19,010Nothing.l just gave her a hug.

3400:02:19,652 --> 00:02:21,847A classic sign of love,the hug.

35

00:02:22,572 --> 00:02:24,449lt's also a sign of friendship.

3600:02:24,692 --> 00:02:26,569Not in your case, " Lovey Loverson. "

3700:02:27,852 --> 00:02:29,171lt was a hug.

3800:02:29,412 --> 00:02:32,210

Did you, or did you not,smell her hair?

3900:02:32,812 --> 00:02:34,370Smell her hair?

4000:02:35,212 --> 00:02:36,406What if l did?



4100:02:36,652 --> 00:02:40,440Ninety percent of a woman'spheromones come out of her head.

4200:02:40,652 --> 00:02:42,290That's why women are shorter.

4300:02:43,172 --> 00:02:46,050So that men will fall in lovewhen they hug them.

4400:02:46,692 --> 00:02:49,047Come on, Ross,you're a scientist.

4500:02:50,492 --> 00:02:52,483l was hugging her as a friend.

4600:02:52,812 --> 00:02:54,962lt's not my faulther hair got in my face.

4700:02:55,212 --> 00:02:57,965She's got a lot of it,and it smells all. . .all. . .

4800:02:59,052 --> 00:03:00,405. . .coconutty.

4900:03:02,292 --> 00:03:05,364What? lt doesn't meanl have feelings for Rachel.

5000:03:05,572 --> 00:03:08,086Maybe it meansl have feelings for coconuts.

5100:03:09,212 --> 00:03:13,205

Okay, but be careful. Rachel's notin the same place you are.

5200:03:13,532 --> 00:03:16,205lf the place you'rereferring to is being in love. . .

5300:03:16,492 --> 00:03:20,883



. . .she is in the same place as me,because l am not in that place.

5400:03:22,172 --> 00:03:23,685l didn't understand that.

5500:03:25,132 --> 00:03:28,602Maybe that's because you werespeaking the secret language of love.

5600:03:34,092 --> 00:03:36,367-A guy just called for you.-Who was it?

5700:03:36,612 --> 00:03:39,649l don't know. How about"Thanks for taking the message" ?

5800:03:43,132 --> 00:03:44,087

When you move in. . .

5900:03:44,292 --> 00:03:47,682. . .Rachel's room will be empty.Let's talk about what to do with it.

6000:03:48,092 --> 00:03:50,686l think we should havea beautiful guest room. . .

61

00:03:50,932 --> 00:03:54,971. . .with a mahogany sleigh bed andbedside tables with fresh flowers.

6200:03:55,292 --> 00:03:59,365And comment cards so people couldtell us how great their stay was.

6300:04:01,572 --> 00:04:03,528l really haven'tthought about it that much.

6400:04:04,572 --> 00:04:07,086Well, l like that idea. . .obviously.

6500:04:07,932 --> 00:04:10,924l was thinking maybe. . .maybe it could be a game room.



6600:04:11,292 --> 00:04:15,410You can buy old arcade games, likeSpace lnvaders and Asteroids. . .

6700:04:15,612 --> 00:04:18,445. . .for $200. The real ones.The big, big, big ones!

6800:04:20,412 --> 00:04:21,367No.

6900:04:23,572 --> 00:04:25,449You mean " No" as in:

7000:04:25,852 --> 00:04:29,606" What an interesting idea. Let'sdiscuss it before we reject it. "

71

00:04:30,372 --> 00:04:31,885l'm sorry.

7200:04:33,532 --> 00:04:36,285lnteresting idea. But no.

7300:04:37,492 --> 00:04:38,971So that's it?

7400:04:39,212 --> 00:04:42,761

l just don't think arcade gamesgo in a beautiful guest room. . .

7500:04:43,012 --> 00:04:45,048. . .filled with antiques.

7600:04:45,332 --> 00:04:48,642Which is why Asteroids isperfect. lt's the oldest game.

77

00:04:50,292 --> 00:04:52,328What's wrong witha beautiful guest room?

7800:04:52,532 --> 00:04:54,443l'm not against it.

7900:04:54,652 --> 00:04:58,281



Especially since everybody we knowlives about 30 seconds away.

8000:04:59,452 --> 00:05:00,680Are you mocking me?

8100:05:00,892 --> 00:05:03,281No, l'm not mocking youor your beautiful guest room.

8200:05:10,332 --> 00:05:12,323Monica and lhad a stupid fight.

8300:05:12,572 --> 00:05:15,803You're still moving in together,right? My ad came out today.

8400:05:16,812 --> 00:05:20,122

" Wanted: Female roommate,nonsmoker, nonugly. "

8500:05:23,052 --> 00:05:24,280Nice.

8600:05:24,532 --> 00:05:28,889l figured it'd be more interestingto have a female roommate.

87

00:05:29,092 --> 00:05:32,607Someone l could learn from.Someone who's different than me.

8800:05:32,812 --> 00:05:36,248And what's more different than me, aguy who's not 1 9. . .

8900:05:36,452 --> 00:05:38,841. . .than a girl who is 1 9?

9000:05:41,092 --> 00:05:42,730Not just a hatrack, my friend.

9100:05:44,812 --> 00:05:46,530Pheebs, l have to ask you--

9200:05:46,772 --> 00:05:48,251



l'm swamped right now.

9300:05:49,532 --> 00:05:51,682You're just staring into space.

9400:05:51,932 --> 00:05:54,526l'm trying to move that pencil.

9500:05:55,692 --> 00:05:57,444-This one?-lt worked!

9600:05:59,492 --> 00:06:02,723Pheebs, this whole apartment thingis a nightmare.

9700:06:02,932 --> 00:06:06,527Anything l can afford comes witha roommate who is a freak. Look.

9800:06:07,532 --> 00:06:12,003" Wanted: Female roommate,nonsmoker, nonugly. "

9900:06:14,732 --> 00:06:17,041There's nothing. This city is full.

10000:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,321Wait! Look at this!

10100:06:18,532 --> 00:06:22,525" Two bedroom, two bath. Must benonsmoker. Satan worshipers okay. "

10200:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,731Yeah, but it's on theground floor.

10300:06:29,892 --> 00:06:33,202

-Rach, you still looking for a place?-Yeah, why?

10400:06:33,772 --> 00:06:37,731This guy, Warren, from the museumis going on a dig for two years.

10500:06:38,372 --> 00:06:42,126



He's got this great place he needsto sublet. You interested?

10600:06:42,332 --> 00:06:45,642Great! l'd love to live at Warren's.l love Warren!

10700:06:46,212 --> 00:06:48,203-Thank you!-Don't thank me.

10800:06:48,412 --> 00:06:51,848Thank the volcano that eruptedthousands of years ago. . .

10900:06:52,092 --> 00:06:55,641. . .killing, but perfectly preserving,an entire civilization.

110

00:06:57,332 --> 00:06:58,651Here's Warren's number.

11100:07:00,172 --> 00:07:03,926This is great. l'm gonnacall him right now! Thank you!

11200:07:07,372 --> 00:07:08,964Okay, you go call him.

113

00:07:10,252 --> 00:07:11,321l saw it.

11400:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,963What are you talking about?

11500:07:15,252 --> 00:07:18,130l'm talking about what you alreadyknow but won't admit.

116

00:07:18,332 --> 00:07:20,641You love her again. You re-love her.

11700:07:21,292 --> 00:07:23,328l do not re-love her.

11800:07:23,572 --> 00:07:26,132l can't believe



you won't just admit it.

11900:07:27,092 --> 00:07:29,731Promise meyou won't do anything stupid.

12000:07:29,932 --> 00:07:33,766We're just friends now.Why would l do anything stupid?

12100:07:34,652 --> 00:07:36,882The apartmentis already subletted.

12200:07:37,092 --> 00:07:40,004lt's hopeless.l'll never find anything.

12300:07:40,612 --> 00:07:41,647

Live with me.

12400:07:42,092 --> 00:07:43,047-What?-What?!

12500:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,051What?

12600:07:50,212 --> 00:07:51,531

Are you serious?

12700:07:54,172 --> 00:07:57,164l would love to live with you.That's great. Thank you.

12800:07:57,452 --> 00:07:59,647l'm just glad l could help you out.

12900:08:01,372 --> 00:08:05,729

Wow, l'm so happy for you guys.This is so, so, not stupid.

13000:08:08,452 --> 00:08:10,841Ross, you have no ideawhat this means to me.

13100:08:11,052 --> 00:08:14,965



l was gonna be homeless.You just saved me. You're my hero.

13200:08:15,972 --> 00:08:18,884Hero? l don't know.Well, all right.

13300:08:20,492 --> 00:08:24,007l have to go tell Monicawhat a wonderful brother she has.

13400:08:24,372 --> 00:08:26,169Oh, please.

13500:08:32,932 --> 00:08:35,492You're gonna say things now,aren't you?

13600:08:36,092 --> 00:08:37,844

No. No, l won't.

13700:08:38,372 --> 00:08:40,249But l should tell you this.

13800:08:40,652 --> 00:08:43,371The same thing happened to myroommate, Denise.

13900:08:43,652 --> 00:08:45,802

She moved in with a guywho was secretly married to her.

14000:08:46,052 --> 00:08:49,647He said he didn't love her, but hereally did. And it just blew up.

14100:08:49,852 --> 00:08:52,446And that's how she ended upliving with me.

14200:08:55,412 --> 00:08:56,925Okay, that's a lie.

14300:09:01,932 --> 00:09:05,322Listen, l'm sorry about before.l don't need a game room.

144



00:09:05,652 --> 00:09:09,440l only played those games because lcouldn't get girls. Now l can get--

14500:09:11,372 --> 00:09:12,487Now l have you.

14600:09:14,092 --> 00:09:16,162No, not that l think l have you. . .

14700:09:16,452 --> 00:09:20,525. . .or think of you as propertyin any sort of way. l see women. . . .

14800:09:20,732 --> 00:09:22,211Stop it, Chandler.

14900:09:23,612 --> 00:09:24,727l'm sorry too.

15000:09:25,292 --> 00:09:27,931-Really?-Yeah. Oh, yes.

15100:09:29,732 --> 00:09:32,963We can think of somethingto do with the room together.

15200:09:33,212 --> 00:09:36,841

Great idea. We can easily think ofa way for us both to enjoy the room.

15300:09:37,172 --> 00:09:38,400Totally.

15400:09:43,532 --> 00:09:45,841-We don't have to decide now.-Good.

155

00:09:46,612 --> 00:09:49,365Let's think about changeswe can make in the living room.

15600:09:49,972 --> 00:09:50,802Changes?

15700:09:52,012 --> 00:09:55,368



We'll have to move somefurniture to make room for my chair.

15800:09:57,732 --> 00:09:59,882You're bringing the Barcaloungerover here?

15900:10:00,492 --> 00:10:01,481ls that a problem?

16000:10:03,412 --> 00:10:06,370lt's just that they're a setand should stay together.

16100:10:06,612 --> 00:10:08,682That's cool.l'll bring them both over.

16200:10:09,332 --> 00:10:12,210

You're taking them awayfrom their home.

16300:10:13,252 --> 00:10:16,801l get it. l get nothing. Nothinghere is mine. Everything is yours.

16400:10:17,052 --> 00:10:20,328l'll get up in the morning, put onyour clothes and go off to work!

16500:10:20,772 --> 00:10:25,050Yeah, that's it. Everythingwill be mine. Nothing will be yours.

16600:10:25,612 --> 00:10:27,284l'm talking about the Barcalounger.

16700:10:27,532 --> 00:10:29,648lt doesn't match.Where will it go?

16800:10:29,892 --> 00:10:31,450ln the game room!

16900:10:31,652 --> 00:10:34,803lt is not my fault yourchairs are incredibly ugly.



17000:10:35,012 --> 00:10:36,411That's fine.

17100:10:36,612 --> 00:10:38,807l won't bring the chairs.l won't bring anything!

17200:10:39,012 --> 00:10:42,288l wouldn't want to ruin the ambianceover here at grandma's place!

17300:10:43,972 --> 00:10:46,645Everything on your applicationlooks really good.

17400:10:46,852 --> 00:10:48,524Just one last question.

175

00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,849Will your friends be over here,partying and hanging out?

17600:10:52,092 --> 00:10:53,923Don't worry.l'm not a party girl.

17700:10:56,892 --> 00:10:59,167Don't just be blurting stuff out.

17800:10:59,372 --> 00:11:02,170l want you to really thinkabout your answers.

17900:11:03,652 --> 00:11:07,201Call off the roommate search.Hi. l'll be living here.

18000:11:07,812 --> 00:11:10,724lgnore him. He's just some

guy who wants the apartment.

18100:11:10,932 --> 00:11:13,002But he's not going to get it.

18200:11:14,052 --> 00:11:15,849You took down the shower curtain?



18300:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,724That thing was a hazard!

18400:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,411l'm very safety conscious.

18500:11:29,852 --> 00:11:32,844l was just clearing some spacefor your stuff.

18600:11:33,132 --> 00:11:34,042Thanks.

18700:11:34,252 --> 00:11:38,928But listen, Monica and Chandler had abig fight and they're not moving in.

18800:11:39,132 --> 00:11:42,966

What do you mean, not moving in?They're still moving in, right?

18900:11:44,052 --> 00:11:47,522No, they just had a big blowoutover what to do with my room.

19000:11:47,732 --> 00:11:50,087Over a stupid room?

191

00:11:50,452 --> 00:11:54,684l feel kind of bad for them, but nowl don't have to move in here!

19200:11:55,012 --> 00:11:57,480Oh, no. Yeah,that part's great.

19300:11:59,692 --> 00:12:02,081What's all thisabout you guys fighting?

19400:12:03,092 --> 00:12:05,606ls this really over a room?

19500:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,087That is so silly.

196



00:12:09,452 --> 00:12:10,601We can handle this.

19700:12:10,812 --> 00:12:12,404Apparently not.

19800:12:12,612 --> 00:12:17,481And l can't stand by and watchtwo people l care about so much. . .

19900:12:17,732 --> 00:12:20,804. . .be hurt by somethingthat is so silly.

20000:12:23,052 --> 00:12:25,850Enough of the silliness.

20100:12:26,052 --> 00:12:27,610Tell her to stop being silly.

20200:12:33,292 --> 00:12:35,328Two very good points.

20300:12:36,932 --> 00:12:39,890l've known you both a long time.

20400:12:40,172 --> 00:12:43,608And l've never seen either of youone-millionth as happy. . .

20500:12:43,852 --> 00:12:45,968. . .as you've beensince you got together.

20600:12:46,972 --> 00:12:50,442Do you really wantto throw that all away over a room?

20700:12:50,772 --> 00:12:52,763

That is so silly.

20800:12:53,452 --> 00:12:56,091What's more important, love. . .

20900:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,324. . .or silliness?



21000:12:59,732 --> 00:13:02,041Well, we are fond of the silliness.

21100:13:02,732 --> 00:13:05,041But we also have a soft spotfor the love.

21200:13:05,852 --> 00:13:08,320-Love is the best medicine.-That's " laughter. "

21300:13:08,532 --> 00:13:09,760-Why do you do it?-l don't know.

21400:13:14,772 --> 00:13:19,004Now, Chandler, you wantto live with Monica, right?

21500:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,360Yeah, l do.

21600:13:21,612 --> 00:13:23,887And, Mon, you wantto live with Chandler?

21700:13:24,332 --> 00:13:25,128Yes.

21800:13:25,332 --> 00:13:28,369A verbal contract is bindingin the state of New York!

21900:13:37,572 --> 00:13:40,723So l understand you'relooking for a place?

22000:13:42,292 --> 00:13:44,248No, l'm staying put.

22100:13:47,012 --> 00:13:50,163l was going to offer youmy apartment.

22200:13:51,172 --> 00:13:52,730Why? Where you going?



22300:13:54,012 --> 00:13:55,286l don't know.

22400:13:59,932 --> 00:14:01,604You won't believe it.

22500:14:01,812 --> 00:14:03,723Monica and Chandler aremoving in again.

22600:14:03,932 --> 00:14:06,730That's great news, right?l mean, for them, right?

22700:14:08,892 --> 00:14:11,247But on the bright side,we get to be roommates again.

228

00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,450Yeah. You know, about that. . . .

22900:14:17,332 --> 00:14:21,007l really appreciate your offerto let me move in and everything. . .

23000:14:21,252 --> 00:14:23,766. . .but don't you thinkit'll be weird?

23100:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,969Why? Why would it. . . .Why would it be weird?

23200:14:29,732 --> 00:14:32,292Well, you know,because of us.

23300:14:32,932 --> 00:14:34,331Because of our history.

23400:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,281No!

23500:14:36,772 --> 00:14:38,490No, no!

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00:14:38,692 --> 00:14:42,002lt would only be weirdif we were still in " that place. "

23700:14:42,252 --> 00:14:45,289Are you still in that place?

23800:14:45,852 --> 00:14:46,841No, not at all.

23900:14:47,172 --> 00:14:48,002Good. Me neither.

24000:14:48,932 --> 00:14:50,809So it's not a problem.

24100:14:51,012 --> 00:14:54,004We're just two friendswho happen to be roommates.

24200:14:54,292 --> 00:14:57,489Okay, but eventuallyyou and l will be dating.

24300:15:00,332 --> 00:15:02,243Really? We are?

24400:15:02,492 --> 00:15:05,768Yeah. l'll have a boyfriend

and you'll have a girlfriend.

24500:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,210That'd be great.

24600:15:11,052 --> 00:15:14,362But if you think it'll be okay,we'll just work out a system.

24700:15:14,572 --> 00:15:18,008

lt'll be like in college.l'll hang a sign on the door:

24800:15:18,212 --> 00:15:20,851" Come back later.l'm getting lucky. "

24900:15:26,012 --> 00:15:28,321



Yeah, l didn't think of that.

25000:15:30,692 --> 00:15:34,128So are you sure aboutthis whole moving-in thing?

25100:15:34,852 --> 00:15:38,811lt's a really big step.And what's the rush?

25200:15:42,892 --> 00:15:44,166That's very funny.

25300:15:44,452 --> 00:15:47,091He's being silly becausehe knows we enjoy the silliness.

25400:15:49,212 --> 00:15:53,205No, l'm serious.

Think about it. You move in.

25500:15:53,532 --> 00:15:58,208You start fighting over game rooms.Next thing you know, you break up.

25600:15:58,572 --> 00:16:01,370lt was just a stupid fightabout a room.

257

00:16:01,652 --> 00:16:03,290There are no stupid fights!

25800:16:04,652 --> 00:16:06,688This isn't about the room.

25900:16:06,892 --> 00:16:10,123This is aboutwhat the room represents.

260

00:16:10,652 --> 00:16:14,247And unfortunately,this room could destroy you!

26100:16:15,652 --> 00:16:18,041-l'm not so worried.-Me neither.

262



00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:20,044Fine. lt's your life!

26300:16:21,372 --> 00:16:23,283l just don't wantto see you break up.

26400:16:23,492 --> 00:16:27,041Which you will doif you move in together.

26500:16:29,452 --> 00:16:32,250But if that's what you want,there's nothing l can do.

26600:16:32,452 --> 00:16:33,885Don't do it!

26700:16:39,052 --> 00:16:41,361

-You still want to move in together?-Of course.

26800:16:41,772 --> 00:16:42,887Ross didn't scare you?

26900:16:43,092 --> 00:16:45,208Scared me out of wantingto live with him.

270

00:16:46,892 --> 00:16:49,042-l gotta show you something.-Okay.

27100:16:52,332 --> 00:16:54,846Oh, my God!Someone's killed Square Man!

27200:16:56,852 --> 00:16:58,604The Barcalounger can go here.

27300:16:58,812 --> 00:17:02,361You can see the TV, and it's stillwalking distance to the kitchen.

27400:17:02,612 --> 00:17:04,284Oh, that's so sweet.

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00:17:05,332 --> 00:17:06,481l want to show yousomething too.

27600:17:06,772 --> 00:17:10,082You know those big road signsthat say " merge" ?

27700:17:11,132 --> 00:17:15,125l thought we could get one of thosesigns and hang it over our bed.

27800:17:17,292 --> 00:17:19,442Because that's you and l together.

27900:17:20,052 --> 00:17:21,167" Merge! "

28000:17:23,052 --> 00:17:24,770

-l love that!-Really?

28100:17:24,972 --> 00:17:25,848" No! "

28200:17:29,572 --> 00:17:31,927I found you in my bed

28300:17:32,812 --> 00:17:35,326

How'd you wind up there?

28400:17:35,732 --> 00:17:38,200You are a mystery

28500:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,846Little black curly hair

28600:17:44,212 --> 00:17:46,726Little black, little black,

little black

28700:17:46,932 --> 00:17:49,685Little black curly hair

28800:17:56,932 --> 00:17:59,765lf you want to receive e-mailsabout my upcoming shows. . .



28900:18:00,012 --> 00:18:02,845. . .please give me moneyso l can buy a computer.

29000:18:08,492 --> 00:18:09,971Where are the other guys?

29100:18:10,252 --> 00:18:12,607Well, Monica and Chandlerare occupied.

29200:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,366-Fighting?-The other thing.

29300:18:16,172 --> 00:18:18,003lt's great they worked things out.

29400:18:18,212 --> 00:18:20,885There's no breaking them up,is there?

29500:18:21,892 --> 00:18:25,009Can l borrow the key to your houseso l can go make a copy?

29600:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,771-Here.

-Thank you.

29700:18:27,652 --> 00:18:31,930Are you sure? Once l makea copy, there's no turning back.

29800:18:32,572 --> 00:18:36,884Yeah, l'm sure. Now get outof here before l change my mind.

299

00:18:43,492 --> 00:18:46,131You think moving inwith Rachel is a good idea?

30000:18:46,372 --> 00:18:48,647l've been back and forth.

30100:18:49,172 --> 00:18:51,481



Well, maybe you should go back.

30200:18:52,252 --> 00:18:54,083She moves in,and before you know it. . .

30300:18:54,292 --> 00:18:56,362. . .you're right where you don'twant to be, back together.

30400:18:56,652 --> 00:19:00,611l don't think so. She's alreadytalking about dating other guys.

30500:19:00,812 --> 00:19:04,691That's not going to work out.She'll come home all weepy. . .

30600:19:04,932 --> 00:19:08,163

. . .and you'll be telling her, " Oh,that's okay. You'll find someone. "

30700:19:08,372 --> 00:19:10,647And then, bam! She finds you!

30800:19:14,212 --> 00:19:15,327Maybe you're right.

30900:19:15,612 --> 00:19:18,968

Ross, she is definitelygonna fall in love with you again.

31000:19:19,212 --> 00:19:20,281ls that what you want?

31100:19:20,972 --> 00:19:22,325ls that what l want?

31200:19:22,532 --> 00:19:23,681

Yes.

31300:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,041Here she comes. l'm gonnamake your life much easier.

31400:19:29,372 --> 00:19:32,091The place was closed,



so l'll copy it later.

31500:19:32,292 --> 00:19:33,441Or not.

31600:19:34,412 --> 00:19:36,050Why don't you move in with me?

31700:19:37,652 --> 00:19:38,926Whoa, Joey!

31800:19:40,612 --> 00:19:45,083Look, l know l scared you withthat whole naked-Thursdays thing. . .

31900:19:47,092 --> 00:19:48,923. . .but we don't have to do that.

320

00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:52,322lt would be easierto move across the hall.

32100:19:54,292 --> 00:19:57,648Unless you're thinking aboutnaked Wednesdays.

32200:19:58,732 --> 00:20:01,485Thursday's clearly not good for you.Pick a day!

32300:20:08,252 --> 00:20:10,402Come on in.Thanks for coming back.

32400:20:11,092 --> 00:20:13,481There's a lot of peopleinterested in the room.

32500:20:13,692 --> 00:20:16,764

But l've narrowed it down,and you're one of the finalists.

32600:20:17,172 --> 00:20:22,041Before l decide, l want to besure our personalities match.

32700:20:22,372 --> 00:20:23,885



So l made up a little test.

32800:20:24,092 --> 00:20:27,641l'll say a word, and you saythe first thing that comes to mind.

32900:20:27,852 --> 00:20:30,207-l can do that.-Okay, here we go.

33000:20:30,572 --> 00:20:31,971-Pillow.-Fight.

33100:20:32,172 --> 00:20:33,924Very good.

33200:20:35,812 --> 00:20:36,767" G. "

33300:20:36,972 --> 00:20:39,167-String?-Excellent!

33400:20:43,332 --> 00:20:44,811Doggy.

33500:20:46,372 --> 00:20:47,521Kitten?

33600:20:47,812 --> 00:20:48,881Sorry!

33700:20:51,452 --> 00:20:53,682So close, though. Bye-bye!

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