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Pickase
From Horrible Case Logic™
A true innovation.
The Pickase offers maximum (And by maximum, we mean the least possible) protection for your phone. Made with only the finest materials, the Pickase is the best protection on the market.
Materials
Like said, only the finest, most efficient, cheapest materials were used in the production of this moderately dangerous product. And by that, I mean toothpicks, hot glue, and loads of frustration.
I’m a doctor, by the way.
Pricing
This product was cheap and easy to make, meaning it won’t bust your wallet. $99.99, people. But hey, it’s $99.98 on sale! WOAH! MAN! WHAT A DEAL!
My God, we are pitiful.
Testing
We tested the Pickase. It broke. So did the phone. Not our fault. Keep buying it though. Seriously. We’re bankrupt.
Overview
The Pickase is WAY too big for your phone
Offers minimum protection Splintery We really just threw this together to
save our company. It failed.
Horrible Case Logic™
5331 Bankruptcy Lane 18009635 Please don’t sue us.