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When the moon is When the moon is directly overhead, directly overhead, you weigh slightly you weigh slightly

less. Oh by the way, less. Oh by the way, that’s not tonight.that’s not tonight.

When the moon is When the moon is directly overhead, directly overhead, you weigh slightly you weigh slightly

less. Oh by the way, less. Oh by the way, that’s not tonight.that’s not tonight.

“ “ Ladies, if you don't want to Ladies, if you don't want to date a drunk, don't go date a drunk, don't go

shopping at the drunk store ’’shopping at the drunk store ’’

Drew CareyDrew Carey on women picking up men in  on women picking up men in

bar.bar.

“ “ Ladies, if you don't want to Ladies, if you don't want to date a drunk, don't go date a drunk, don't go

shopping at the drunk store ’’shopping at the drunk store ’’

Drew CareyDrew Carey on women picking up men in  on women picking up men in

bar.bar.

The sole purpose of a The sole purpose of a child's middle namechild's middle name

is so he can tell when he'sis so he can tell when he's

really in trouble.really in trouble.

The sole purpose of a The sole purpose of a child's middle namechild's middle name

is so he can tell when he'sis so he can tell when he's

really in trouble.really in trouble.

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says,

"Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six granting you six

months to go  back to earth and be anyone you wish to be months to go  back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, "I want to be Brad Pitt;" The first nun says, "I want to be Brad Pitt;"

And *poof* she's gone. And *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be George Clooney and *poof* The second says, "I want to be George Clooney and *poof*

she's gone. she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun. "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name St Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't Ring a bell." just doesn't Ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He

hands it back to her and Says. hands it back to her and Says. "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was

laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." If you laugh, you are going straight to hell! If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says,

"Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six granting you six

months to go  back to earth and be anyone you wish to be months to go  back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, "I want to be Brad Pitt;" The first nun says, "I want to be Brad Pitt;"

And *poof* she's gone. And *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be George Clooney and *poof* The second says, "I want to be George Clooney and *poof*

she's gone. she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.." The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he ask "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun. "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.

St Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name St Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't Ring a bell." just doesn't Ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He to St. Peter. St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He

hands it back to her and Says. hands it back to her and Says. "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was

laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." If you laugh, you are going straight to hell! If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!

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