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Strawberries are the only fruit whose
seeds grow on the outside.
Strawberries are the only fruit whose
seeds grow on the outside.
“Sharks are as tough as
those football fans who take their shirts off during
games in Chicago in January, only more
intelligent” Dave Barry
“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who
take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more
intelligent” Dave Barry
The Evening News is
where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and
then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
The Evening News is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and
then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
There was a bit of confusion at Walmart this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier rather
strongly said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and laughing finally subsided, I
realized that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little more clear!
There was a bit of confusion at Walmart this morning.
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier rather strongly said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about
Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and laughing finally subsided, I realized that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little more
clear!
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