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Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Halley's

Comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Halley's Comet was in view again.

 

Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Halley's

Comet came into view. When he died in 1910, Halley's Comet was in view again.

 

“Alimony is like

buying hay for a dead horse.”

Louis Grizzard

“Alimony is like buying hay for a

dead horse.” Louis Grizzard

 

 

You grow up the day you have your first

real laugh - at yourself.

You grow up the day you have your first

real laugh - at yourself.

   

  

  

One afternoon a very miserable looking Boudreaux enters the doctors office." Boudreaux, you don't look so good " the doctor says.

" Doc I hurt all over - I'm in bad shape - I tink I'm gonna die " Boudreaux replies." Where exactly does it hurt " the doctor ask.

" Here " Boudreaux says and touches his stomach with his finger, " Ohhh, dat hurts ", he cries.

" Hmmm, the doctor says." And here Boudreaux says and touches his chest with his finger.

" Ohhh, dat hurts " he cries." Anywhere else ? " the doctor ask ?

" Yeah here " Boudreaux says and touches his neck with his finger." I see " the doctor says and examines Boudreaux's finger, stomach, chest and neck.

" " Hmmm ", he adds." Doc, I know I'm in bad shape - I know I'm gonna die - tell me how long I got "

Boudreaux says." Boudreaux, for a man your age, you're in pretty good shape, except "

the doctor begins." Cept what " Boudreaux cuts him off.

" Except your finger is broke in three places " the doctor say.

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