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Electric Christmas tree Electric Christmas tree lights were first used lights were first used

in 1895. in 1895.

Electric Christmas tree Electric Christmas tree lights were first used lights were first used

in 1895. in 1895.

‘‘ ‘‘ The Supreme Court has ruled that The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in they cannot have a nativity scene in

Washington, D.C. This wasn't for Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.’’find three wise men and a virgin.’’

Jay Leno Jay Leno

‘‘ ‘‘ The Supreme Court has ruled that The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in they cannot have a nativity scene in

Washington, D.C. This wasn't for Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.’’find three wise men and a virgin.’’

Jay Leno Jay Leno

A flashlight is a case A flashlight is a case for holding dead for holding dead

batteries.batteries.

A flashlight is a case A flashlight is a case for holding dead for holding dead

batteries.batteries.

A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the trip is between Limerick conductor how long the trip is between Limerick

to Cork. to Cork.

"About two hours," says the conductor. "About two hours," says the conductor.

"Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the "Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the trip between Cork to Limerick?" trip between Cork to Limerick?"

The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about two hours, laddie. Why'd ya think there'd about two hours, laddie. Why'd ya think there'd

be a difference?" be a difference?"

"Well," says the drunk, "it's only a week between "Well," says the drunk, "it's only a week between Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long

time between New Year's and Christmas!time between New Year's and Christmas!

A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the trip is between Limerick conductor how long the trip is between Limerick

to Cork. to Cork.

"About two hours," says the conductor. "About two hours," says the conductor.

"Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the "Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the trip between Cork to Limerick?" trip between Cork to Limerick?"

The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about two hours, laddie. Why'd ya think there'd about two hours, laddie. Why'd ya think there'd

be a difference?" be a difference?"

"Well," says the drunk, "it's only a week between "Well," says the drunk, "it's only a week between Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long

time between New Year's and Christmas!time between New Year's and Christmas!

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