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This is NOT my resume details a brief history of my life and likes, and outlines where I want to go in the future. Feel free to share / like / reply with whomever or whatever you wish. Thanks!

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what the Web knows about me check me out here: http://about.me/jordan.mcdonnell

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what my parents would say

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what my parents would say

“Jordan is a hard-

working, intelligent

and ambitious go-

getter. If only he

could also be as

good a golfer as

his old man”

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what my parents would say

“Jordan is a hard-

working, intelligent

and ambitious go-

getter. If only he

could also be as

good a golfer as

his old man”

“Indeed, and Jordan cares intensely

about doing the right thing and

helping others. I hope he uses his skills

and creativity to fulfill his dreams. He

could do with visiting us more often

though”

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what my parents would say

“Jordan is a hard-

working, intelligent

and ambitious go-

getter. If only he

could also be as

good a golfer as

his old man”

“Indeed, and Jordan cares intensely

about doing the right thing and

helping others. I hope he uses his skills

and creativity to fulfill his dreams. He

could do with visiting us more often

though”

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Sir Anthony Quayle

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Full Name:

Current Location:

Age: Nationality:

Languages:

Jordan McDonnell 26

Dublin, Ireland English, Spanish, Portuguese

Irish

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…the heavens and the

Earth were created.

And then, many

years later…

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I was born in Spain...

…where I lived until the

age of 11.

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I studied International Commerce

at University College Dublin…

…and I graduated top of

my class.

…where I received several

scholarships during my studies…

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After graduation, I began my

career at Ernst & Young.

I worked on a range of operational risk

and process improvement projects…

…across Europe and

the Middle East.

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I took 6 months off to do some

soul searching in Nepal…

…where I taught English at a

local school in Kathmandu.

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I decided I could do with

some more education…

…so I enrolled onto the prestigious CEMS

Master’s in International Management.

I studied in both Dublin and the

amazing city of Barcelona.

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Upon completion, I took up a Capital

Reporting position at AEGON…

…so I packed my bags again and

set off for the Netherlands.

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After one year, I

returned to Ireland…

I now work as an Account

Manager at Twitter Dublin.

… where I landed a

job at Twitter!

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I am very excited about the opportunities

that this role will provide me …

… and in seeing where

it takes me in the future.

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what I’m not looking for “I am well able to twiddle my thumbs in my own time, so I’m looking to

go beyond the snore inducing and meaningless in pursuit of my dream job”

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where I want to go “beyond the Moon! I would like to explore exciting opportunities in

social media and digital marketing, challenging myself and

encouraging others to deliver true value”

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solving problems

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solving problems “seeing how things fit together, in order to make sense of the universe”

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learning quickly

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learning quickly “give me a new task and I will do my utmost to master it”

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thinking creatively

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thinking creatively “outside the box… what box? I thrive on doing things unconventionally

and using my imagination in designing solutions”

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making beautiful designs

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making beautiful designs “bringing colour and vibrancy to an otherwise dull existence. We live

in a beautiful world… why not work in one too?”

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If you’re interested in working together,

or just want to talk further, find me on:

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Twitter:

http://about.me/jordan.mcdonnell

@jordanmcd

Website:

Email:

[email protected]

If you’re interested in working together,

or just want to talk further, find me on:

CV:

Thanks!

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The media attention

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More than 123,400

visitors to Slideshare

The media attention

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Almost 100,000 views

on Business Insider

The media attention

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More than 58,000 views on

thejournal.ie and joe.ie

The media attention

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Countless conversations

on blogs and Twitter.

The media attention

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And even more attention

when I got the job!

The media attention

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Credit where credit is due

PHOTOGRAPHS:

1. BLOGSPOT.COM / MUM AND DAD / LUNCH LADY JAN

2. BLOG.GRUBMAN.COM / ELEPHANT FACE FINAL / STEVE GRUBMAN

3. WORDPRESS.COM / MEMORIES / MY CURSED KINGDOM

4. COMMONS.WIKIMEDIA.COM / A PROFESSIONAL JOB OF “THUMBING” / RONDAL PARTRIDGE

5. WORDPRESS.COM / LIGHTHOUSE ON BRIER ISLAND / TAHINI TOO

6. WALLPAPERWEB.ORG / SUN SUMMIT / UNKNOWN

7. FLICKR.COM / PENCIL BALANCING / EI KATSUMATA

8. WALLPAPERS.BROTHERSOFT.COM / LIFTOFF KENNEDY SPACE CENTER FLORIDA / STERNBERG

9. WALLPAPER4ME.COM / LAYING IN THE GRASS / UNKNOWN

10.PATUXENT HOMESTEAD / UNICYCLING ON THE TIGHTROPE / BRIAN KRISTA

11.FLICKR.COM / MY DAD THE SCIENTIST / ID10T

12.NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC / HOLI FESTIVAL INDIA / KALPANA CHATTERJEE

13.PICTUREJOURNALS.COM / BIRDS ON WIRES / DESI BAYTAN

14.FLICKR.COM/ PHOTO CAMERA ROLLEI / ASTROTURTLE

15.VINTAGECAMERASTYLE.TUMBLR.COM / PHOTOGRAPHERS AWAIT LA DOLCE VITA STARS 1960 / WILLIAM KLEIN

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