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(This press release is fake, but all the errors are real ones that we received in resumes and communications from job seekers in the past year.)

Brand new technology brings billboards to life

Chicago, Illinios – Imagine driving down the highway on a sunny day while giant cups of soda seem to leap out at you, ready to quench your thirst. A new Chicago-based division of 3M, MMM&O, has an innovative way for companies to figuratively put their products in consumers hands.

Using special inks and printing materials, advertisers embed a three-dimensional component into the billboard’s graphics. Thanx to this brand new proprietary technology, drivers can see the 3D part of the ad just by wearing their regular sunglasses. Without sunglasses, the billboard looks like a standard two-dimensional sign.

“I have always kept my eyes pealed for new opporunities to promote the mutal interests of printers and advertisers. With this technology, our customers stand out from the monotness ads that no one really notices anymore,” says Minnie Sota, vice president of operations for 3M and president of the new division. Early adopters of the technology include the Chicago Board Operations Exchange, and Le Leche League. A more through list of customers can be found on the firm’s website.

“The ad business is strongly effected by trends, and Minnie has a real nact for keeping up with all fascists of our industry. I trust her advise completely. 3D outdoor will play a big roll in our marketing plan this year,” says John Q. Client, marketing manger at Morton’s The Streakhous.

“Our first 3D billboard was a huge success. We saw better results from one billboard than from our ad in last years Super Bowel,” says Ken Dahl, director of advertising at Barnes & Noble’s.

“I was weary of opening a new division in this economy, but this new technology really peaked my interest. We knew we needed to be headquartered in Chicago to be taken seriously by the V.I.P.’s in the advertising industry, and moral among the staff here is high,” says Sota.

Minnie has a background in jornalism, beginning with an intership at the Chicago Tribune, where she quickly moved up the latter to copoywriter. As an editor, she has

writren and currated content for numerous publications. She joined the Commercial Graphics division of 3M in 2006. Minnie grew up in Asppen, Colorado, and graduated cum lade from Northwestern University. In her free time, she enjoys riding her rode bike in Licoln Park, and any where in the world with a view of a lake.

MMM&O’s new offices are at Michicgan & Randolf, with in walking distance of the loop. If you would like more information about MMM&O, please fill out the questioner on our website, and our staff will get ahold of you.

2012 marks the 13th year of Lynn Hazan & Associates, a Chicago recruiting firm specializing in marketing and communications searches. We place candidates in

full-time, part-time and temporary positions with agencies, corporations and non-profits. LH&A also offers services for candidates, including Resume Review and

Interviewing Tips sessions, workshops, and the one-on-one Empowered Job Seeker program.

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