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This is my visual version of my complaint letter to Avis.
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by Paul Schreiber
to rent a carNOTHow
Starring
StarringThe San Diego Airport Avis
StarringThe San Diego Airport Avis
StarringThe San Diego Airport Avis
At Avis, they try harderThey just don’t try hard enough.
At Avis, they try harderThey just don’t try hard enough.
July 22, 2007I was hoping for sun, but the marine layer had settled in.
Here’s the Avis
I waited in lineAgents mulled around in the back room.
Finally, it was my turnRoberto (13414) grudgingly helped me.
Avis said I had two reservationsI only had one. I swear.
Mid-size orsmall car? Economy,
please.
Finally, my carChevy Cobalt LT (space E23). It’ll do.
This nice note was insideThanks, Luis!
Wait a minuteThis car’s a mess.
Nobody washed the mirrors
Nobody washed the mirrors
The ceiling’s dirty, too
The ceiling’s dirty, too
The ceiling’s dirty, tooReally dirty.
The armrest is dirty
Did I get Christina Aguliera’s car?Dirty, dirty, dirty.
Check out the controls
Check out the controls
Check out the controlsMissing paint and they come apart.A two-for-one deal.
Same on the other doorPaint flakes. Sale on aisle E.
Oh well!Better luck next time.
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