Tinseltown Gobbed-Up Movie Production Companies Part Four

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December 1, 2007

Do you want to know the realtragedy? No, of course you don't, you want to wallow in ignorance and petty self-aggrandizement, but I'll tell you anyway. Money, that's what. Nobody can know anything they don't pay for and what you pay for rots your brain. It's a vicious circle. There is no God but Money and Oprah Winfrey is His Messenger.

Here's how it works. There are theserich guys, see. They're from all over the world and they entertain themselves and derive pride and joy from accumulating wealth by starving, subjugating, enslaving and torturing billions of poor people. How fun. Rich guys use the all-pervasive, unassailable media and entertainment industries as their own privatepropaganda apparatus to keep you so stupid you buy the boatloads of the useless crap they need to sell in order to accumulate wealth. It's not just things, either. You morons buy the absurd notions they sell you, too...things like "democracy" and "free speech" and a "free press." Ha! Stalin in his wildest dreams never came up with a gulag like the gulag you're living in.

Nothing you can read or hear or seeor learn in school isn't a lie. The only function you have your whole life is to buy more and more worthless junk. You've got the minds of sheep; you're conditioned from birth to believe what your shepherds get paid to tell you and what they get paid to tell you is vile, money grubbing balderdash. Root, root, root for the home team. Vote. Eat at McDonald's. Hate who and what your owners want you to hate; love who and what your owners want you to love. Keep your nose to the grindstone. Mind your manners. Covet everything anyone else has. Do unto others before they do unto you. Spend more money than you make. Live for tomorrow. Ack. It's stupid to tell you how stupid you are.

If you want to see an example ofsomething that's not a lie, something that won't rot your brain and won'tkeep you stupid, something you can't

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buy for all the money in the world, go read the new version of Ginny Good I just stuck up. It's free. Like me. You won't do that, of course. You'd rather wallow in the ignorance and petty self-aggrandizement your owners keep you wallowing in for their own vile, money grubbing reasons. Anything free can't be of any value, can it? No. If it were of value it would be for sale. Lord, what fools these mortals be! G.

Gerard Joneseveryone@everyonewhosanyone.com

Time Warner75 Rockefeller PlazaNew York, NY 10019(212) 484-8000

(Warner Bros. Entertainment, New Line Cinema, HBO, Turner Broadcasting)

http://www.timewarner.com

Richard D. ParsonsChairman, CEO, Time Warner

richard.parsons@timewarner.com

Warner Bros. Entertainment4000 Warner Blvd.Burbank, CA 91522(818) 954-6000

1041 N. FormosaHollywood, CA 90046(213) 850-2500

http://www.warnerbros.com

Barry M. Meyer, Chairman, CEObarry.meyer@warnerbros.com

Alan F. Horn, COOalan.horn@warnerbros.com

Gary CredleExecutive Vice President, Administration and Studio Operations

gary.credle@warnerbros.com

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Richard J. FoxExecutive Vice President, International

richard.fox@warnerbros.com

Bruce RosenblumExecutive Vice President, Warner Bros. Television Group

bruce.rosenblum@warnerbros.com

John A. SchulmanExecutive Vice President and General Counsel

john.schulman@warnerbros.com

Kevin TsujiharaBusiness Development and Strategy

kevin.tsujihara@warnerbros.com

***Redacted***

Hey, Jill, aren't you aware how weird thatpolicy is? Have you ever heard of the Emperor's new clothes? If you had "taken notice" of the contents of my e-mail you would've realized its intent was simply to turn Mr. Tsujihara on to a book that you or he or anyone else around there can go down to the bookstore and buy. If any of you were to do that I have every confidence that you would appreciate how good a book it is and would want to acquire the film rights from the publisher and make a movie out of it. You guys are obviously in desperate need of decent writers and stories worth telling. I'm one of the best writers who's ever lived and Ginny Good is one of the best stories ever published. You can't "steal" it any more than you could steal Catch-22 or Lolita or One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest or The Godfather. What you CAN do is read the thing and, toward that end, if you or Kevin or anyone else wants a free, signed copy, let me know and I'll send you or him or them one by priority mail. How simple is that? Sheesh. Are you really so scared of the remote possibility that you might lose a nickel or two in an intellectual property lawsuit that you refuse to consider good, new, fresh material? That used to be called cutting off your nose to spite your face. Here's an audio version of the whole fiften hour extravaganza you can listen to for free. Thanks again. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn.html

Garth AncierChairman, The WB Networkgarth.ancier@warnerbros.com

Jon GilbertPresident, Warner Bros. Studio Facilities

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jon.gilbert@warnerbros.com

David JanollariPresident, Entertainment, The WB Network

david.janollari@warnerbros.com

Sue KrollPresident, Marketing, Warner Bros. Pictures International

sue.kroll@warnerbros.com

Veronika Kwan-RubinekPresident, Distribution, Warner Bros. Pictures International

veronika.kwan-rubinek@warnerbros.com

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Subject: Your list of movie executives

This was sentto me by Veronika Kwan-Rubinek; unfortunately, it's full of really significant errors, but I don't have time to correct them. Please either research your contents more fully or do not include us in your book. Stacy Ivers, Warner Bros.Pictures

Hey, Stacy, Ijust did the best I could with the 12,000 people on my little list. I'm aware that there are inaccuracies and would appreciate any corrections you may be able to make. Thanks. G.

As I said, I don't have time to do this. You need to do better research - not even our head of production is correct.

Well, I'll justkeep winging it until it corrects itself, I guess. Thanks. G.

Have you considered research?

I did plenty of

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research; none of the e-mail addresses that are clickable on my little website bounced and the ones that did bounce I either got rid of or signified by an asterisk that they bounced. I also say at the bottom of every page that it's a work in progress and that I'm relying on other people to straighten me out about what I got wrong. Some have. Thanks. G.

Steve PapazianPresident, Physical Production, Warner Bros. Pictures

steve.papazian@warnerbros.com

Jeff RobinovPresident, Production, Warner Bros. Pictures

jeff.robinov@warnerbros.com

Frank J. Urioste, SVPfrank.urioste@warnerbros.com

Judith Zaylor, EVPjudith.zaylor@warnerbros.com

Dan Cranedan.crane@warnerbros.com

Peter RothPresident, Warner Bros. Television Production

peter.roth@warnerbros.com

Sander SchwartzPresident, Warner Bros. Animationsander.schwartz@warnerbros.com

Polly CohenPresident, Warner Independent Pictures

polly.cohen@warnerbros.com

Susan FleishmanEVP, Corporate Communicationssusan.fleishman@warnerbros.com

Dawn Taubin

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President, Domestic Marketing, Warner Bros. Picturesdawn.taubin@warnerbros.com

Barbara S. Brogliatti, EVPbarbara.brogliatti@warnerbros.com

Kevin McCormick, EVPkevin.mccormick@warnerbros.com

Dan Fellmandan.fellman@warnerbros.com

Doug Frankdoug.frank@warnerbros.com

Gary Meiselgary.meisel@warnerbros.com

Zazi Popezazi.pope@warnerbros.com

Alan Raphaelalan.raphael@warnerbros.com

Lisa Rawlinslisa.rawlins@warnerbros.com

Laura Valanlaura.valan@warnerbros.com

Lora Kennedylora.kennedy@warnerbros.com

Marc Solomonmarc.solomon@warnerbros.com

Courtenay Valenticourtenay.valenti@warnerbros.com

Lionel Wigramlionel.wigram@warnerbros.com

Kevin Nicklauskevin.nicklaus@warnerbros.com

Murad Hussainmurad.hussain@warnerbros.com

Mark Scoonmark.scoon@warnerbros.com

Susie Alexandersusan.alexander@warnerbros.com

Jessica Goodmanjessica.goodman@warnerbros.com

Jeff Naglerjeff.nagler@warnerbros.com

Emily Oshiroemily.oshiro@warnerbros.com

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Bill Dalybill.daly@warnerbros.com

Warner Independent Productions4000 WarnerBlvd., Bldg. 76Burbank, CA91522(818)954-6000

Mark Gill, Presidentmark.gill@warnerbros.com

Laura Kim, EVPlaura.kim@warnerbros.com

Paul Federbush, SVPpaul.federbush@warnerbros.com

1492 Pictures4000Warner Blvd., Bldg. 139, Rm. 118Burbank,CA 91522(818)954-4924

Chris Columbus, Partnerchris.columbus@warnerbros.com*

c/o Rowena Arguelles (Agent)rarguelles@caa.com

Michael Barnathan, Partnermichael.barnathan@warnerbros.com

Michelle Millermichelle.miller@warnerbros.com

Karen Swallowkaren.swallow@warnerbros.com

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John Wells Productions4000 WarnerBlvd., Bldg. 1Burbank,California 91522(818)954-1687

John Wellsjohn.wells@warnerbros.com

Kristin Harmskristin.harms@warnerbros.com

Laura Holsteinlaura.holstein@warnerbros.com

Reeva Mandelbaumreeva.mandelbaum@warnerbros.com

Lisa Moraleslisa.morales@warnerbros.com

Ned Haspelned.haspel@warnerbros.com

Andrew Stearnandrew.stearn@warnerbros.com

Castle Rock Entertainment335 North Maple Drive, Suite 135Beverly Hills, California 90210(310) 285-2300

(Reiner/Greisman, Lobell Productions, Face Productions, Simian Films, Spring Creek Productions...)

http://www.castle-rock.warnerbros.com

Martin Shafer, Presidentmartin.shafer@warnerbros.com*

Brady Thomasbrady.thomas@warnerbros.com*

David Goodmandavid.goodman@warnerbros.com

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Reiner/Greisman335 N. MapleDrive, Suite 135Beverly Hills, CA90210(310) 285-2300

Rob Reinerrob.reiner@warnerbros.com*

Alan Greismanalan.greisman@warnerbros.com

Lobell Productions1424 N.Crescent Heights Blvd., Ste. 21Los Angeles,CA 90046(323)822-2910

Mike Lobellmike.lobell@warnerbros.com

Face Productions335 N.Maple Dr., Ste. 135Beverly Hills,CA 90210(310)285-2300

Billy Crystal, Producerbill@faceproductions.com*

Samantha Sprechersamantha@faceproductions.com

Carol Sidlowcarol@faceproductions.com

Spring Creek Productions335 N.

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Maple Dr., Ste 209Beverly Hills,CA 90210(310)270-9000

Paula Weinstein, Partnerpaula.weinstein@warnerbros.com*

Len Amato, Presidentlen.amato@warnerbros.com*

Rhonda Bloomrhonda.bloom@warnerbros.com*

Robyn Snyderrobyn.snyder@warnerbros.com*

Jerry Bruckheimer Films1631 Tenth StreetSanta Monica, CA 90403(310) 664-6260

http://www.jbfilms.com

Jerry Bruckheimer, Producerjerry@jbfilms.com

c/o Jacob A. Bloom (Attorney)jab@bhdllp.com

Mike Stenson, Presidentmike@jbfilms.com*

Chad Omanchad@jbfilms.com*

Killer Films, Inc.380 Lafayette Street, Suite302New York, NY 10003(212) 473-3950

http://www.killerfilms.com

Christine Vachon, Producercvachon@killerfilms.com

Pamela Koffler, Producerpkoffler@killerfilms.com

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Katie Roumelkroumel@killerfilms.com

Bradford Simpsonbsimpson@killerfilms.com

Laird Adamsonladamson@killerfilms.com

Jocelyn Hayesjhayes@killerfilms.com

Village Roadshow Pictures Entertainment3400 W. Riverside Dr., Ste. 900Burbank, CA 91505(818) 260-6000

http://www.villageroadshowpictures.com

Village Roadshow, Ltd.206 Bourke St.Melbourne, Victoria 3001+61-3-9667-6699

http://villageroadshow.com.au

Robert G. Kirby (!)robert.kirby@roadshow.com.au

Graham W. Burke, Managing Director (!)graham_burke@roadshow.com.au

Tim Carroll (!)tim_carroll@roadshow.com.au

Peter Cooney (!)peter_cooney@roadshow.com.au

Bruce Berman, Chairman, CEO (!)bberman@vrpe.com

Steven Krone, President, COO (!)skrone@vrpe.com

***Redacted***

Dear Ms.Larios: Neither I nor you nor Joel nor Steve believes that boilerplate "legal and other considerations" nonsense.

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Here's a one-page synopsis:

GG Synopsis

Make a copy ofit and fax it to yourselves or if you want it faxed to you by my agent, who's also a lawyer, let me know. The easiest thing to do would be to have me send whoever reads books around there a signed copy of the thing, but I know you guys have to make things all tricky to give yourselves something to do besides making good movies out of great books. Thanks again. G.

Reid Sullivan, EVP, CFO (!)rsullivan@vrpe.com

Michael Lake, EVP, Feature Production (!)mlake@vrpe.com

Dana Goldberg, EVP, Production (!)dgoldberg@vrpe.com

Kellie Maltagliati (!)kmaltagliati@vrpe.com

Jordanna Fraiberg (!)jfraiberg@vrpe.com

Kevin Berg (!)kberg@vrpe.com

Anna Dergan (!)adergan@vrpe.com

Joel Goldstein, VP, Business & Legal Affairs (!)jgoldstein@vrpe.com

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***Redacted***

Ah, lawyers. What a grandworld it would be if they and their silly, short-sighted, senseless, penny-wise pound-foolish "policies" were all transported far beyond the ocean sea. Like to Australia. Ha! No, no, I like them Aussies okay. Here's what one of 'em had to say about my beautiful book called Ginny Good: "This is a great mind at work. Don't be fooled by this author. He is precisely clever. His cleverness can be missed easily as the word by word cadense is rhythmical, a delightful read." Here are two other books that are gonna make great movies:

Astral Weekend

Esmeralda

Lawyers don't make goodmovies; writers do. Lawyers get in the way. If you wanna steal my books, steal away--I'll even pay the eight bucks it'll cost to go see 'em at the movie show when you've made movies out of them. "No notice was taken of its literary content," pfssh. Lawyers, pfssh. Thanks. G.

***Redacted***

Hey, Joel, if the mountain don't come to Mohammed, Mohammed goes to the mountain, right? Oh, and my offer to send you a free book "remains as described" in my original e-mail. I'll even sign the sucker. You can re-sell it on Amazon; unread, of course. You can call it a collectible and get way more money for it that way. Thanks. G.

***Redacted***

Dear Mr. Goldstein: Consider anything you want to consider. I don't know what kind of gulag you live in but I live in the good old US of A and prefer not to remove my words from my website in accordance

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with the spirit and letter of a bunch of rights set forth in the first ten amendments to the Constitution; free speech, free press, prohibitions against restraint of trade...those sorts of things. That you don't want to hear about a great book that would make a great movie doesn't prevent me from telling you about it. That I don't want to hear you advertise your less than great movies doesn't stop you from advertising them, right? Thanks. G.

***Redacted***

My e-mails of March 3, 2005 were not "unsolicited submissions" but were simply a notification that VRP is included as a film production company on my website which provides contact information for 6,500 entertainment industry executives. It was also an opportunity for each of the VRP executives to whom it was sent to say whatever he or she wanted to say about himself or herself. You might want to read it again and "let me know if you have anything you want me to add to your entry," including but not limited to whatever boilerplate you've come up with to avoid looking at film projects worth looking at. How does one "solicit" an e-mail? I had information to communicate to VRP. I communicated it. Big whoop. Your e-mail address is your e-mail address. Res ipsa loquitur. If and when I have new information to communicate, I'll communicate it. I've never solicited any form of advertising whatsoever, definitely don't welcome it, etc., and yet I get inundated with advertising all the time. Neither I nor the myriad lawyers I've consulted see a distinction. Nor do I consider my e-mails advertising, per se, but merely useful information which I provided to you and VRP out of the kindness of my heart. Thanks. G.

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Gerber Pictures9465Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 318BeverlyHills, CA 90212(310)385-5880

Bill Gerberbill.gerber@warnerbros.com*

Bryan Burkbryan.burk@warnerbros.com

Elizabeth Cantillonelizabeth.cantillon@warnerbros.com

Shannon Guinivenshannon.guiniven@warnerbros.com

Miller/Boyett Productions4000 Warner Blvd.Burbank, CA91522(818) 954-7700

Thomas L. Millerthomas.miller@warnerbros.com*

Robert L. Boyettrobert.boyett@warnerbros.com*

Alcon Entertainment10390 Santa MonicaBlvd., Ste. 250Los Angeles, CA 90025(310) 789-3040

http://www.alconent.com

Broderick Johnsonbjohnson@alconent.com*

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Andrew A. Kosoveakosove@alconent.com

Kira Daviskdavis@alconent.com

Scott Parishsparish@alconent.com

Steven P. Wegnerswegner@alconent.com

Jamie Wagerjwager@alconent.com

Section Eight4000Warner Blvd., Bldg. 15Burbank,CA 91522(818)954-4860

(Maysville Pictures)

George Clooney, Partner ( see more)george.clooney@warnerbros.com*

c/o Bruce M. Ramer (Attorney) ( 666)bmr@gtrb.com

***Redacted***

Hey, Bruce,you're a conduit. The "submissions" aren't meant for you, they're meant for your clients. If you want to keep your clients from hearing about a book that would make a good movie, that's your choice. I want someone to make a

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movie out of my book. Your clients make movies. I'm gonna tell 'em about it. It's your job to pass along vital information. You get to decide what's vital and what's not, sure; but I get to tell you what I think is vital for them to hear about. If the conduit's clogged up, whose fault is that? Not mine. I did my job. In the fullness of time both you and your clients will see that you didn't do yours and the words, "...it will not be accepted, read, considered, copied or forwarded," will come back to haunt you. Fifty years from now they'll be the only thing you're remembered for. Or not. Thanks. Merry Christmas. G.

c/o Ryan Kavanaugh (Manager)ryank@relativitymgnt.com

Steven Soderbergh, Partnersteven.soderbergh@warnerbros.com*

c/o Ryan Kavanaugh (Manager)ryank@relativitymgnt.com

Grant Heslovgrant.heslov@warnerbros.com

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Silver Pictures4000Warner Blvd., Bldg. 90Burbank,CA 91522(818)954-4490

Joel Silver, CEOjoel.silver@warnerbros.com

Steve Richardssteve.richards@warnerbros.com

Pam Martinpam.martin@warnerbros.com

Erik Olsenerik.olsen@warnerbros.com

Butchers Run Films1041 N.Formosa Ave., Santa Monica Bldg. E-200WestHollywood, CA 90046(323)850-2703

Robert Duvall, Producerrobert.duvall@warnerbros.com

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Please remove my e-mail address from your website and your e-mail out going list. thanks.

I prefernot to. Thanks. G.

c/o Cassian Elwes (Agent)celwes@wma.com

Rob Carlinerrob.carliner@warnerbros.com*

Witt-Thomas Films11901 SantaMonica Blvd Ste.596West LosAngeles, CA 90025(310)472-6004

Tony Wittpwittproductions@aol.com

Paul Junger Wittpwittproductions@aol.com

***Redacted***

Hey, Ellen, I'msorry to hear that and I'm also sorry that I can't delete your e-mail address. I'm making a list of

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people who are closed-minded and haven't much imagination...for all posterity to see. Thanks. G.

KINDLY IMMEDIATELY REMOVE THIS EMAIL ADDRESS FROM YOUR DATABASE. Thank You.

Why would Iwant to do something like that? You guys call yourselves a production company, right? I'm gonna call you one, too. It's the least I can do. Thanks. G.

Tony Thomaspwittproductions@aol.com

Kim Rothpwittproductions@aol.com

The Donners' Company9465 Wilshire Blvd., Suite 430BeverlyHills, CA 90212(310)777-4600

Richard Donner, Bossrichard.donner@warnerbros.com*

c/o Jim Wiatt (Agent)jwiatt@wma.com

c/o Barry L. Hirsch (Attorney)bhirsch@hwmfesq.com

Lauren Shuler Donner, Other Boss

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lauren.donner@warnerbros.com*

Kathy Liskakathy.liska@warnerbros.com

Akiva Goldsmanakiva.goldsman@warnerbros.com

David Cervantesdavid.cervantes@warnerbros.com

Angela Hurtangela.hurt@warnerbros.com

Todd Weingertodd.weinger@warnerbros.com

Derek Hoffmanderek.hoffman@warnerbros.com

Adam Schroeder Productions4000 WarnerBlvd.Burbank, CA91522(818)954-5627

Adam Schroeder, Presidentadam.schroeder@warnerbros.com

Mad Chance9021 Melrose Avenue, Ste.202West Hollywood, CA 90069(310) 285-2077

http://www.madchance.com

Andrew Lazar, Presidentandrew@madchance.com

Far Shariatfar@madchance.com

Sean Wickswixpix1@yahoo.com

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Malpaso Productions4000 WarnerBlvd, Bldg. 81Burbank, CA91522(818)954-3367

Clint Eastwood, Mayorclint.eastwood@warnerbros.com*

c/o John Fogelmanjfogelman@wma.com

c/o Bruce M. Ramer (Attorney) ( 666)bmr@gtrb.com

***Redacted***

So solicit it. Sheesh. If you have to get stufffrom agents or lawyers, my agent, Laura Strachan, who's also a lawyer, will fax you a one-page synopsis. Send her at e-mail at:

alacrity@ix.netcom.com

It's a book. Anyone can read it. Click this linkand read the synopsis yourself:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn.html

Then pass this e-mail along to ClintEastwood or any of your other clients who would have any interest whatsoever in making the best movie of the 21st Century out of the best book of the 21st Centry. Thanks. G.

Judie Hoytjudie.hoyt@warnerbros.com

Weed Road Pictures4000Warner Blvd, Bldg. 81, Ste 115Burbank,CA

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91522(818)954-3371

Akiva Goldsman, Presidentakiva.goldsman@warnerbros.com

Varina Bleilvarina.bleil@warnerbros.com

Zack Adlerzack.adler@warnerbros.com

Jerry Weintraub Productions4000 WarnerBlvd., Bungalow 1Burbank,CA, 91522(818)954-2500

Jerry Weintraub, Presidentjerry.weintraub@warnerbros.com*

John Tomkojohn.tomko@warnerbros.com

Susan Ekinssusan.ekins@warnerbros.com

Kimberly Pinkstaffkimberly.pinkstaff@warnerbros.com

Yak Yak Pictures4000Warner Blvd, Bldg 138Burbank,CA 91522(818)954-3861

Mimi Ledermimi.leder@warnerbros.com

Bob Merrick

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bob.merrick@warnerbros.com

David Foster Productions4401Wilshire Blvd., 2nd Flr.Los Angeles,CA 90010(323)965-0902

David Fosterfosterflicks@aol.com

Pierre Weidemannpierre.weidemann@warnerbros.com

Material3000Olympic Blvd., Ste. 2311SantaMonica, CA 90404(310)998-5828

Jorge Saralegui, Presidentjorge.saralegui@warnerbros.com

Maple Shade Films4000Warner Blvd.Burbank,CA 91522

Carolyn Manetticarolyn.manetti@gmail.com

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Shoe Money Productions4000 WarnerBlvd.Burbank, CA91522

Thomas Schlammethomas.schlamme@warnerbros.com

Joel Schumacher Productions4000 WarnerBlvd., Bldg. 81Burbank, CA91522(818)954-6100

Joel Schumacher, Presidentjoel.schumacher@warnerbros.com*

Dylan Sellers Productions4000 WarnerBlvd.Burbank, CA91522(818)954-4929

Dylan Sellersdylan.sellers@warnerbros.com

Legendary Pictures4000 Warner Blvd.Burbank,CA 91522(818)954-6000

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Thomas Tull, CEOthomas.tull@warnerbros.com*

Chris Lee, Presidentchris.lee@warnerbros.com*

Larry Clarklarry.clark@warnerbros.com*

Scott Mednickscott.mednick@warnerbros.com*

William Faywilliam.fay@warnerbros.com*

Jon Jashnijon.jashni@warnerbros.com*

The Jonathan Krane Group8033 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 6750LosAngeles, CA 90046(310)278-0142

Jonathan Kranemiag1972@aol.com

The Tannenbaum Company4000 Warner Blvd.Burbank, CA91522

Eric Tannenbaumeric.tannenbaum@warnerbros.com

Kim Tannenbaumkim.tannenbaum@warnerbros.com

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Pandora/Gaylord FilmsPO Box 1668Burbank, CA 91507(818) 333-5200

4000 Warner Blvd., Bldg. 148Burbank, CA 91522(818) 954-3500

http://www.gaylordfilms.com

Hunt Lowry, Partnerhlowry@gaylordfilms.com*

Grant Tuckergtucker@gaylordfilms.com

Shebnem Askinsaskin@gaylordfilms.com*

Casey La Scalaclascala@gaylordfilms.com*

Darkwoods Productions1041 N. Formosa Ave. SME #108West Hollywood, CA 90046(323) 850-2497

http://www.darkwoodsproductions.com

Frank Darabont, Bossfrank@darkwoodsproductions.com*

Anna Gardunaanna@darkwoodsproductions.com

Denise Huthdenise@darkwoodsproductions.com

Schneider/Feldman Entertainment1041 N. FormosaAve., Writers Bldg., Ste. 315West Hollywood, CA90046(323) 850-2503

Todd Feldman, Partnertf@thefeldmancompany.com

Scott Schneider, Partnerss@thefeldmancompany.com

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Ann Reillyar@thefeldmancompany.com

Di Novi Pictures3110Main St., Ste. 220SantaMonica, CA 90405(310)581-1355

Denise Di Novi, Producerdinovipictures@aol.com

Dreyfuss/James Productions1041 N. Formosa Ave., Pickford Bldg. Rm. 110West Hollywood,CA 90046(323) 850-3140

Richard Dreyfussrichard.dreyfuss@warnerbros.com*

Fortis Films8581 SantaMonica Blvd., Ste. 1WestHollywood, CA 90069(310)659-4533

Sandra Bullock, Producersandra.bullock@warnerbros.com*

Bright,

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Kauffman, Crane Productions300 S. Television Place, Bldg. 136, Rm. 217Burbank, CA91505(818)954-7774

Kevin S. Brightkevin.bright@warnerbros.com

Radiant Productions914 MontanaAve., 2nd Flr.SantaMonica, CA 90403(310)656-1400

merfilms@aol.com

Wolfgang Petersen, Producerwolfgang.petersen@warnerbros.com*

Gail Katz, Producergail.katz@warnerbros.com

Samuel Dickerman, SVPsamuel.dickerman@warnerbros.com

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Heyday Films5 Denmark StreetLondonWC2H 8LP

45Rockefeller Plaza, Ste. 2710New York,NY 10111(212)632-3456

John Heyman, CEOpostmaster@heydayfilms.com

New Line Cinema116 N. Robertson, Ste.200Los Angeles, CA 90048(310) 854-5811

888 7th AvenueNew York, NY 10106(212) 649-4900

44 Great MarlboroughStreetTime Warner HouseLondon W1O 5LT

(Fine Line Features, Picturehouse Films, Anarchists Convention, Benderspink, Sandbox Entertainment, FilmEngine, Amen Ra Films, Chick Flicks, Blue Raven Films...)

http://www.newline.com

Robert K. Shaye, Co-Chairman, Co-CEOscooter@newline.com*

Michael Lynne, Co-Chairman, Co-CEOmichael.lynne@newline.com

Teri Fournier, SVP, Business & Legal Affairsteri.fournier@newline.com

12/3/2007 7:13 PM

*Dear Mr. Jones: Your second email to several New Line Cinema executives regarding your novel "Ginny Good" and your website "Everyone Who's Anyone in Adult Trade Publishing and Tinseltown Too" has been forwarded to me for response. I must reiterate that New Line Cinema has a strict policy prohibiting the acceptance of unsolicited literary, dramatic or other materials for consideration. Submissions of literary, dramatic or other materials are only accepted from franchised literary agencies and motion picture producers with whom New Line regularly conducts business. Accordingly, I must request, once again, that you do not send us any further materials relating to your projects. Teri Fournier, Senior Vice President, Business & Legal Affairs, New Line Cinema

Dear Ms.Fournier: So that's what I should "include in your entry?" Okey-doke. Thanks. G.

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Toby Emmerichtoby.emmerich@newline.com

Camela Galanocamela.galano@newline.com

Rolf Mittwegrolf.mittweg@newline.com

James Rosenthal (Jim)jim.rosenthal@newline.com

Russell Schwartzrussell.schwartz@newline.com

David Tuckermandavid.tuckerman@newline.com

Michael Spattmichael.spatt@newline.com

Judd Funkjudd.funk@newline.com

Paul Prokoppaul.prokop@newline.com

Karen Zimmerkaren.zimmer@newline.com

Jayne Bieberjayne.bieber@newline.com

Paul Broucekpaul.broucek@newline.com

David Eichlerdavid.eichler@newline.com

Erik Ellnererik.ellner@newline.com

***Redacted***

Hey, Sandra,Ginny Good is a book, plain and simple. You can't "steal" it anymore than you could've stolen Tolkien's stuff. It's protected by copyrights up the wazoo. All I did was tell you the name of a good book. What you do with that information is up

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to you, but if anyone around there reads the thing he or she will realize what a magnificent movie the book could be made into and would want to contact the publisher to see about buying the film rights. I don't know how something can be more simple or innocuous or "legal" or considerate than that. So allow me to reiterate the salient portion of my original e-mail: If you want me to send you or Erik or Mark Ordesky or anyone else around there a free, signed copy of the best book published so far this century, let me know. Thanks. G.

cc: Teri Fournier,Erik Ellner, Mark Ordesky

Erik Holmbergerik.holmberg@newline.com

Jody A. Levinjody.levin@newline.com

Erica Beiererica.beier@newline.com

Stokely Chaffinstokely.chaffin@newline.com

Kent Altermankent.alterman@newline.com

Richard Brener, VP, Developmentrichard.brener@newline.com

Leon Dudevoir, VP, Productionleon.dudevoir@newline.com

Emily Glatter, VP, Production

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emily.glatter@newline.com

Lauren A. Ritchielauren.ritchie@newline.com

Nevin I. Shalitnevin.shalit@newline.com

Julie A. Shapirojulie.shapiro@newline.com

Dana M. Belcastrodana.belcastro@newline.com

Carolyn Blackwoodcarolyn.blackwood@newline.com

John Giraldojohn.giraldo@newline.com

Jack Arbuthnottnewline.london@turner.com

Ileen Maisel, SVPileen.maisel@turner.com

Alexandra Rossialexandra.rossi@turner.com

Picturehouse Films597 5th Ave. 7th Flr.New York, NY 10017(212) 303-1700

(Denver and Delilah Films)

http://www.picturehousefilms.com

Bob Berney, Presidentbob.berney@newline.com

Sara Rose, SVP Acquisitionssara.rose@newline.com

Carolyn Blackwood, VP Businesscarolyn.blackwood@newline.com

Nina Baronnina.baron@newline.com

Vicky Eguiavicky.eguia@newline.com

Tom Hassell, VP, Distributiontom.hassell@newline.com

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Benderspink6735 Yucca St.Hollywood, CA 90028(323) 845-1640

http://www.benderspink.com

info@benderspink.com

Chris Bendercbender@benderspink.com*

JC Spink:jspink@benderspink.com

Dave Browndbrown@benderspink.com

Jake Weinerjweiner@benderspink.com

Amber DeFrancisamberdefrancis@benderspink.com

Jon Silkjsilk@benderspink.com

Langley Pererlperer@benderspink.com

Courtney Kivowitzckivowitz@benderspink.com

Christian Donatellicdonatelli@benderspink.com

Julie Plecjplec@benderspink.com

Charlie Gogolakcgogolak@benderspink.com

Jill McElroyjmcelroy@benderspink.com

Brian Spinkbspink@benderspink.com

Vanessa Scottvscott@benderspink.com

Corey Hebenstreitchebenstreit@benderspink.com

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Sandbox Entertainment116 N.Robertson Blvd., Ste. 400Los Angeles,CA 90048(310) 967-6451

Noah Emmerichsandboxentertainment@pobox.com

FilmEngine6735 YuccaStreetHollywood ,CA 90028(323)960-1480

Anthony Rhulenarhulen@filmenginela.com

Tyler Mitchelltmitchell@filmenginela.com

AJ Dixadix@filmenginela.com

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Amen Ra Films9460Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 400BeverlyHills, CA 90212(310)246-6510

100Vandam St., 4th Flr.NewYork, NY 10013(646)638-1000

Wesley Snipes, Producerwesley@amenrafilms.com

Julian Chang Zolkinjulian@amenrafilms.com

Freeman Whitefreeman@amenrafilms.com

Chick Flicks116 N.Robertson Blvd., Ste. 400LosAngeles, CA 90048(310)854-5811

Sara Risher, Presidentsara.risher@newline.com

***Redacted***

Hey, Sara, Iappreciate your

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having taken a look. I admit it's no "Bad Hair Day," but keep in mind the last sentence of my e-mail:

"Oh, and if for some inconceivable reason this project doesn't sound like your cup of tea, please feel free to forward this e-mail to anyone you can think of who might feel differently."

Thanks. G.

Blue Raven Films4924Balboa Blvd, Ste. 172Encino,CA 91316(818)785-1886

Valerie McCaffreycastingdiva@earthlink.com

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Fine Line Features116 N. Robertson Blvd., Ste. 200Los Angeles, CA 90048(310) 854-5811

888 Seventh Avenue, 20th Flr.New York, NY 10016(212) 649-4800

(Indelible Pictures)

http://www.finelinefeatures.com

Mark Ordesky, Presidentmark.ordesky@newline.com

Guy Stodelguy.stodel@newline.com

Indelible Pictures219 RoseAvenueVenice, CA90291310-399-5699

12424Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 1150Los Angeles,CA 90025(310)826-1164

dorsalfilm@aol.com

David Fincher, Directordavid.fincer@newline.com*

Art Linson, Producerart.linson@newline.com*

12/3/2007 7:13 PM

Stone Village Entertainment9200 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 520WestHollywood, CA 90069(310) 402-5171

Scott Steindorff, Presidentscott@stonevillageprods.com

c/o Linda Lichter (Attorney)llichter@lgnag.com

Michael Roban, COOmichael@stonevillageprods.com

Home Box Office, Inc.1100 Avenue of theAmericasNew York, NY 10036(212) 512-1000

(HBO Films)

http://www.hbo.com

Chris Albrecht, CEOchris.albrecht@hbo.com

Bill Nelson, COObill.nelson@hbo.com

Carolyn Strauss, President, HBO Entertainmentcarolyn.strauss@hbo.com

Sam Martin, VPsam.martin@hbo.com

Eric Kessler, President, Sales and Marketingeric.kessler@hbo.com

Sheila Nevins, President, Documentary and Familysheila.nevins@hbo.com

Harold Akselrad, General Counselharold.akselrad@hbo.com

David Baldwin, EVP, Program Planningdavid.baldwin@hbo.com

Henry McGee, President, HBO Videohenry.mcgee@hbo.com

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Richard Plepler, EVPrichard.plepler@hbo.com

Carmi Zlotnik, EVP, New Media Programmingcarmi.zlotnik@hbo.com

HBO Films2049 Century Park East, Ste. 3600Los Angeles, CA 90067(310) 201-9200

(Six Feet Productions, Team Todd, PB Management, Grazka Taylor Productions, Stone Village Entertainment)

http://www.hbo.com/films

Colin Callender, President, HBO Filmscolin.callender@hbo.com

Christopher Grunden, VP, Film Programmingchris.grunden@hbo.com

Glenn Whiteheadglenn.whitehead@hbo.com

Suzanne Youngsuzanne.young@hbo.com

Jay Roewejay.roewe@hbo.com

Molly Wilsonmolly.wilson@hbo.com

Jeff Guthriejeff.guthrie@hbo.com

Maud Nadlermaud.nadler@hbo.com

Kary Antholiskary.antholis@hbo.com

Jenni Sherwoodjenni.sherwood@hbo.com

Carolyn Strausscarolyn.strauss@hbo.com

Team Todd2900 Olympic

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BlvdSantaMonica, CA 90404(310)255-7265

Jennifer Todd, Producerteamtodd@aol.com

Suzanne Todd, Producerteamtodd@aol.com

PB Management6523 W. Sixth StreetLos Angeles,CA 90048(323)653-7284

Paul Bennett, Presidentcapnett@hotmail.com

Michael Plevenercapnett@hotmail.com

12/3/2007 7:13 PM

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(*) = E-mail bounced. Correct informationmuch appreciated. In fact, anyone who knows anything I don't know, let me know...I'm sure I got a million things wrong.

(!) = E-mail blocked (just mine, not yours),probably 'cause the intended recipient and/or the company by which he or she is owned and operated is an extra brainwashed, super chicken, uber-Nazi goon.

(666) = Asked not to be contacted (by me, not by you), very likely because he or she is a happy little slave boy or a happy little slave girl and doesn't want it any other way, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Oh, and you can start giving me a lousy fivebucks or ten bucks or fifty bucks or a hundred bucks for all this free stuff any time now. Plus you get extra free stuff when you do. Here's how:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/money.html

I'm not any kind of nonprofit cause, however.If you're some sleazebag foundation looking for a way to keep your slave-based society intact and get yourself a tax writeoff, too, it ain't me you're looking for. Babe. Thanks. G.

Gerard Joneshttp://www.everyonewhosanyone.comeveryone@everyonewhosanyone.com

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