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A presentation I gave at a 'notworking' event called Glug in London. It was a short 5-10 minute presentation given in a pub to drunk designers and digital folks mainly. It's not the smartest thing I've ever done, but I thought I'd share it nonetheless. It's missing lots of video clips and things which obviously made it much much better than it is now. Honestly.
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Twitter party theory explained in 20 slides*
Iain Tait from Poke
*26 actually. I’ve had to add in a few extras so it makes sense on SlideShare
HOW CAN PEOPLE ‘NOT LIKE’ TWITTER? IT’S LIKE SAYING YOU DON’T LIKE PARTIES.
THERE’S A PARTY OUT THERE FOR EVERYONE
‘PARTY’ IS A VERY LOOSE TERM
LOTS OF PEOPLE WANT TO PARTY WITH ‘CELEBS’
AND ON THE TOPIC OF CELEBS LET’S NOT FORGET THAT TWITTER IN THE UK WAS INVENTED BY ROSS AND FRY**I THINK IN THE US TWITTER WAS INVTENTED BY OPRAH OR ASHTON, RIGHT?
BUT IT ISN’T @WOSSY OR @STEPHENFRY’S PARTY
IT’S YOURSAND IF YOU’RE HAVING A SHIT TIME ON TWITTER IT’S YOUR OWN FAULT. YOU’VE FALLEN IN WITH THE WRONG CROWD.
"WHEN SELECTING GUESTS FOR YOUR EVENT,
YOU’LL WANT TO CHOOSE AN INTERESTING
MIX OF CHARACTERS, BUT MAKE SURE THEY
WILL ALL GET ALONG. IT WOULDN’T DO TO
INVITE PEOPLE WHO ARE KNOWN TO CLASH
WITH OTHER DINNER GUESTS OR CAUSE HEATED DEBATES."EXTRACT FROM PARTY ETIQUETTE GUIDE
ON TWITTER THE TABLE PLAN DOESN’T MATTER - THE GUESTS DON’T KNOW WHO THEY’RE SITTING NEXT TO
"INVITE GUESTS WHO ARE
GOOD CONVERSATIONALISTS,
ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE
KNOWN TO BRING ALONG
THEIR SENSE OF HUMOUR."
EXTRACT FROM PARTY ETIQUETTE GUIDE
AND IF YOU SUDDENLY DECIDE YOU DON’T WANT SOMEONE AROUND, REMOVING THEM IS SIMPLE
AND IF SOMEONE INVITES YOU TO THEIR PARTY YOU DON’T HAVE TO FEEL COMPELLED TO INVITE THEM BACK
THE 5 TYPES OF PEOPLE
THAT NO-ONE WANTS AT
THEIR TWITTER PARTY
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL I JUST SAID SOMETHING COOL
P.S. I DID SAY HOW MUCH I LOVED NATHAN AND HIS BLOG - EVEN IF HIS AUTO-POST MAKES ME NOT WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND ANY MORE...
RUBBISHCORP.COM
YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT SHE SAID!
(IF SHE HEARS ME TELLING YOU WHAT SHE JUST SAID MAYBE
SHE’LL BE MY FRIEND...)
DON’T BE A RETWEET
SLAG
HEY LISTEN TO US.WE’RE TALKING
YES WE ARE TALKING. LOUD.A LOT.
BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHATWE’RE TALKING ABOUT. HA HA.
IT’S PRIVATE. BUT WE’RE TALKINGIN PUBLIC. HA HA HA.
I BET YOU WANT TO KNOWWHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT.
YEAH, I BET THEY DO...
OH. NO ONE CARES.
HAHAHA. REMEMBER THATCONVERSATION WE JUST HAD!!!
HEY LISTEN TO US.WE’RE TALKING
YES WE ARE TALKING. LOUD.A LOT.
BUT YOU DON’T KNOW WHATWE’RE TALKING ABOUT. HA HA.
IT’S PRIVATE. BUT WE’RE TALKINGIN PUBLIC. HA HA HA.
I BET YOU WANT TO KNOWWHAT WE’RE TALKING ABOUT.
YEAH, I BET THEY DO...
OH. NO ONE CARES.
HAHAHA. REMEMBER THATCONVERSATION WE JUST HAD!!!
RESPECT THE @
“I’VE JUST INSTALLED THIS WICKED THING. IT MAGICALLY MAKES EVERYONE WANT TO FOLLOW ME”
“I’VE JUST INSTALLED THIS WICKED THING. IT MAGICALLY MAKES EVERYONE WANT TO FOLLOW ME”
DON’T BE AN IDIOT
DON’T ACT LIKE A GIBBERING COKEHEAD
@IAINTAIT WANTS
TO COME TO YOUR
PARTY - THANK YOU!
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