Good humored messages of god

Please, Do not drink when driving.

Are you still not ready to come visit me. God.

Can you imagine how much would if it were air provided by someone other than

me? God

What should I do to you to give me attention? Put "Attention" in a letter?

God.

Inhabitants of the Earth, not treat me like a Martian.

God.

I wondered how it would make the earth in white

and black. But then I said "Nooooo!"

God.

If you miss the sunrise I did for you today, it does not matter.

I'll make another one tomorrow.

God.

How do you think can be a "self-made man"?

I remember perfectly all, when made you. God.

If you think the Mona Lisa is admirable, ‘you need to see my artwork’.

In the Mirror. God.

Do not forget your umbrella.

Today need to water the plants.

God.

In my opinion, you are the most beautiful creature in the world.

Okay, okay! I'm suspicious…

God.

Pass at home on Sunday, before the match.

God.

Come and bring the children.

God.

What part of "You should not do this ..." do you not understand?

God.

We need have a chat. God.

I enjoy weddings.Invite me to your.

God.

When told to "Love your neighbor ...".

I'm serious. =)

God.

Y love you, y love you, y love you, y love you ...

God.

The path you chose... Want to take me along with you?

God.

Follow me.

God.

Come, will bear his cross with pleasure.

God.

You are not alone, you have me. God.

I want to give the best gift... God.

…Put yourself in my hands and watch. God.

I'm looking for you. Answer me. God.

Do not renounce to me.

God.

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