The Best Halloween Party Ever

Last night I went to the most green Halloween party! The invitation was delivered by bear and told me to go to the deep dark Alaska.

And run all the way to the very top of the spooky Shop N’ Save.

I ran the doorbell daily run! My friend Corey answered the door dressed up as Mrs. Clark and said “flabbergast!”

There were 69 different costumes including brown ghouls and mummified plays. The music was loud and stupid, so I shat until my legs hurt.

There were also delicious treats to shove, like candy corn and chocolate covered seals.

But my favorite part of the party was the pumpkin winning and bobbing for opossum. I can’t wait until next Halloween-it will be even more best!

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