The Bright/Dark Side of Czech Nature

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The Bright/Dark Side of Czech Nature

For dummies: Světlé/Temné stránky české povahy

40 CZK30 CZK~ok, Pilsner costs a bit more

but who cares..

BENEFITS:- You‘ll get drunk comfortably- You‘ll gain some vitamin B- You won‘t be offended that you are GAY- You get a nice round belly

BENEFITS:

Modern art of David Černý

Have you meeeeet…..Miloš?Our 1st directly elected president ever

Czech racism

Americans:Nope, that‘s not Colorado.

Weed? No, never

The Sweet Taste of Absinth

Czechs don‘t smile on the streets

I don‘t know you.

I don‘t like you.

Czechs still wear Jagr-like haircuts

Do we?

‘cause normal haircut is TOO MAINSTREAM.

Acoholics Still wear clothes from 80s/90s Purposely rip holes in blue jeans Sarcasm, ugly jokes Russians Some of the most racist people you will ever meet Lots of pick pocketing there Envy, greedy (=> thx communism)

The best food ever 

What other nations say about Czechs

A random wise American once said:

“Every woman is called Sarka and has such long legs. In general most Czechs are good looking. But why do they have the tendency (especially men) to loose their appearance very soon? Maybe it is because of knedlo-zelo-vepro, beer and smoking.“

That‘s it.Thanks for patience!

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