FUNNY DID YOU KNOW

J U R Y

A GROUP OF PERSONS CHOSEN TO DECIDE WHO HAS THE BETTER LAWYER

C o w a r d

ONE WHO IN IMMINENT DANGER THINKS WITH HIS LEGS

Q U I E T

A STATE OF HOUSEHOLD

SERENITY WHICH OCCURS BEFORE

THE BIRTH OF THE FIRST CHILD

AND OCCURS AGAIN AFTER

THE LAST CHILD HAS LEFT

FOR COLLEGE.

MOTHER – IN - LAW

A WOMAN WHO DESTROYS HER SON-IN-LAW’S PEACE OF

MIND BY GIVING HIM A PIECE OF HERS.

S E C R E T

SOMETHING YOU TELL TO ONE PERSON AT A TIME

T O O T H A C H E

THE PAIN THAT DRIVES YOU TO EXTRACTION

L I P S T I C K

ON YOUR LIPS, A COLOR TO ENHANCE YOUR BEAUTY OF YOUR MOUTH. ON HIS COLLAR, A COLOR ONLY A TRAMP WOULD WEAR.

H O U S E K E E P E R

A LADY THAT KICKS HER HUSBAND OUT AND KEEPS THE HOUSE.

P A C I F I S T

ONE THAT CAN’T ADVOCATE PEACE WITHOUT CLENCHING HIS FIST.

Q U A R T E R B A C K

CHANGE WHEN YOU PAY FOR A 75 CENT ITEM WITH

A DOLLAR BILL.

B A C H E L O R

A MAN WHO MRS. ANYONE.

O B E S I T Y

SURPLUS GONE TO WAIST

D A N D R U F F

CHIPS OFF THE OLD BLOCK

A L I M O N Y

THE HIGH COST OF LEAVING.

MAY YOU BE BLESSED AND KEEP SMILING