Frowning on the inside

Frowning

with a Smile

Remember me?

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The graphic you senselessly misuse.Slap me on the very last slideOr stuff me next to a sad joke

As a result I have developed some problems

~Extreme Disgust Towards Humankind

~Grandiose Delusions

~Memory loss~Depression

~Anxiety

I think you need to know what’s up

I’ve Been Around

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My Repertoire...

All my years in thepresentation industryhave earned me a greatbit of knowledge.

Hades: God of the Underworld

The Cold War

The Shroud of Turin:

A Conspiracy

Child Labor in Benin

The Use of Puns in

Finnegan's Wake

Shakespeareor

MarloweUnderstanding

The

Cerebellum Is Elvis Really Dead?

The Significance of Gilles Deleuze & Ludwig

WittgensteinIn the 21st Century

The Evolution of the Skirt

Physics &Angry Bird

Capgras Delusion

Ask me anything

Where was the Rosetta Stone found?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

What are the dimensions of Sandias by Rufino Tamayo

76cm x 56cm*from Influential Abstract Artists

Who ate ortolan illegally for his last meal?

François Mitterrand, fourth President of France*from The Soul of France

That’s impressive, right?

Between 300 and 400*from What You Really Do In College

Fort Julian, Egypt*learned from the Greatest Discoveries PowerPoint

...no

its nothing special

and i am tired of being

nothing special*

* from Navigating Nihilism with Nietzsche

On Smiling

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people smile when:

They’re Nervous

58%

They’re Lying

12%

They Don’t Know

What To Say

21%

They’re Happy

9%

i smile when:

They Want Me To

97%

They Don’t Want

Me To

3%

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Yellow is Horrid

Why must I be cursed to live with it forever

it makes me look cheap

and loud

Grey is where its at

Its subtle.

charming

and not yellow

yellowneon fuchsia

Moderately

To Be Used...

Almost Never

Frequently

GREY RED Black

Orange

Navy Blue

Green

Brown

I feel pretty

& witty

& bright

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I told myself the self loathing had to stop

Then...

I Was “featured” in a PowerPoint about

Loving oneself.

I usually recoil in terror when I stuff like that

but...

I actually found some truth in it. Like:

1. Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. Lucille ball

2. Don’t worry about pleasing others. David Brown

3. He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. Benjamin Franklin

And I will

The End