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A farcical look at what it takes to be a professional. A quick quiz you can use for entertainment.
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The following short quizconsists of 4 questions andtells whether you arequalified to be a"professional".
The questions are not thatdifficult, so don’t cheat bylooking ahead!.
How do you put a giraffe intoa refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put inthe giraffe andclose the door.
This question tests whetheryou tend to do simple thingsin an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put anelephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open therefrigerator, put in theelephant and close therefrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open therefrigerator, take out thegiraffe, put in the elephantand close the door.
This tests your ability to thinkthrough the repercussions ofyour actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting ananimal conference. All theanimals attend except one.Which animal does notattend?
Correct Answer:The Elephant.
The Elephant is in therefrigerator, remember.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did notanswer the first threequestions correctly, you stillhave one more chance toshow your abilities.
4. There is a river you mustcross. But it is inhabited bycrocodiles.
How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swimacross. Why?All the Crocodiles areattending the AnimalConference.
This tests whether you learnquickly from your mistakes.
According to The TEAMApproach® around 90% ofthe professionals they testedgot all questions wrong. Butmany preschoolers gotseveral correct answers. TheTEAM Approach®says this conclusivelydisproves the theory thatmost professionals have thebrains of a four year old.
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