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At first, some of us were overzealous. Too eager to play that game of ages.
Reluctant to let design trump functionality.
Drunks.
But as the snow thawed and the spring fast approached, the moist fingers of nostalgia did worm their way into our
hearts and souls.
Create a memorial we must, they thought.
And so, children, this special table was brought into the barn to be
decorated with the likeness of its owners.
But this table became much more
than a table to its trusty owners. It was table, floor decoration, bed,
bar, heart.
We have yearned to reclaim this table. To bring it’s steady warmth
back into our lives.
But something horrible has happened….
These interlopers have stolen the very essence of our beings. Our best memories. Our strongest
bond manifested in wood, sweat, and tears.
ROAD TRIP TO HANOVER TO GET OUR FUCKING TABLE BACK?
By Alexbus or by Dartmouth Coach, we will find you. And we will take our table. And we will make you cry. See you on the court, rookies.
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