Scott Huber: I know more about Russell Davies than I do about my boss sitting across from me

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“I know more about Russell Davies than I do about my boss sitting across from

me.”Done in Haiku, of course.

Scott Huber, Agency Aspen

Nineteen ninety eightNineteen ninety eightWe both worked togetherWe both worked together

Microsoft accountMicrosoft account

April the nineteenthI arrived at my office

Just another day

Logged to PlazesI soon found my ex-colleague

1km away

At his hotel gym2.3 kilometers

Say his Nike shoes

He moblogged lunchBacon bagel near Zentraal

Sorta on diet

It’s hard to blog muchBut not for the always

onYet another post

I know via tweetsHe flew and made it home

safeOn to his dinner

Normal dinner fareOne person calls this a fave

Yummy sashimi

Of course he scrobblesI can compare my music taste

Not compatible

Back to the boss manAt day’s end I knew little

Ignorance is bliss?

Is it overshare?Or is it

foreshadowing?He is our future.

We may all opt inSelf identificationIt has its bene’s

Instead of 10 sites,What if it were only

one?Life aggregator.

PCs may well beObsolete interfaces

Judge what you can see

More than open booksIt’s your permanent

recordAvailable now

Instant profilingNever forget a

birthdayWell-qualified friends

Name: Jason HartleyBirthday: May 10, 1970 Status: SingleCompatibility: 90%Voting Record: LiberalPositive Matches: bars, ad stories, language, cultureNegatives: British

Potential downsideData can go in wrong

handsThat is unlikely

Name: Jason HartleyBirthday: May 10, 1970 Terror Suspect: LEVEL 4Health Risk: Social SmokerLife History: Click for personal details.

Where was I May 9?Do I really want to know?Sometimes yes, and no.

Thanks Russell DaviesA glimpse into the

futureWe are a village

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