Unlike milk, spilled wine is okay to cry...

Unlike milk, spilled wine is okay to cry over.

Bubbles Tickle My Nose $19 Zardetto, Prosecco, Italy Bouvet, France

Poema, Cava Rose, Spain

Pet Shop Boys (Go West) $19 Isabel Mondavi, Chardonnay, California J. Christopher, Pinot Noir, Oregon

Martin Ray, Merlot, California

Come On, Shake Your Body Baby,

(Do The Conga) $15 Crios, Rose, Malbec, Argentina Ben Marco, Malbec, Argentina Calcu, Cabernet Franc, Chile

(wines come from the) Land Down Under $18 Craggy Range, Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand

D'Arnberg, The Footbolt, Shiraz, Australia Penley, Phoenix, Cabernet Sauvignon, Australia

Hey Mambo (Mambo Italiano) $14 Pinot Grigio, Bollini, Trentino,

Vermentino, Argiolas, Costamolino, Sardegna Castello di Bossi, Chianti Classico, Toscano

WINES BY THE GLASS

SPARKLING

Zardetto, Prosecco $11 Veneto, Italy NV

Bouvet, Sparkling $12 Loire, France, NV

Poema, Cava, Rose $16 Catalunya, Spain, NV

ROSE

Crios Rose $13 (Malbec) Argentina, 2013

WHITE

Loosen "Dr. L" Riesling $10 Mosel, Germany, 2013

Bollini Pinot Grigio, $9 Trentino, Italy, 2013

Craggy Range Sauv. Blanc $16 Marlborough, New Zealand, 2014

Isabel Mondavi Chardonnay $17

Carneros, California, 2012

Jadot Pouilly-Fuisse $18 (Chardonnay) Burgundy, France 2013

I had a fruit salad for dinner! Well, it was mostly grapes.

All grapes, actually. Okay, so it was fermented grapes.

I just had wine for dinner.

WINES BY THE GLASS

RED

J. Christopher Pinot Noir $18

Willamette, Oregon, 2012

Ben Marco Malbec $13

Mendoza, Argentina, 2013

Martin Ray, Merlot $14 Napa Valley, California, 2013

d'Arnberg “Footbolt” Shiraz $12

Mclaren Vale, Australia, 2011

Castllo di Bossi Chianti Classico $15

Tuscany, Italy 2011

Calcu Cabernet Franc $11

Colchagua Valley ,Chile, 2011

Penley Cab. Sauvignon $17

“Phoenix” Coonawarra, Australia, 2012

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong, and able to take on the world. Oh, wait!

That’s wine. Wine does that.

SIGNATURE SASSY SPIKED SANGRIA

Spiked with Grey Goose Vodka, $14 Quadruple Citrus Infusion,

Pineapple Juice

PREMIUM TROPICALS

Surfrider Mai Tai $14

Old Lahaina Light and Dark Rums,

Amaretto, Cointreau, Fresh Juice

Moana Blue Hawai`i $14

Kai Coconut Pandan Vodka, Blue Curaçao, Pineapple Juice

Piña Colada $14

10 Cane Rum, Amaretto di Sorrono,

Pineapple, Coconut Cream

Mango-Liscious $12

Cruzan Aged Light Rum, Fleur Elderflower Liqueur, Mango,

Passion Fruit, Fresh Orange and Lime Juice

Lavender Chi-Chi $14

Kai Coconut Pandan Vodka,

Lavender Syrup, Pineapple Juice,

Coconut Water

I don’t need an app that tells me how many calories I’ve burned.

I need an app that tells me . how many glasses of wine I’ve earned.

BEERS

Kona Brewing Company, Hawaii $7

Longboard Lager, Fire Rock Pale Ale,

Seasonal Selections

Sierra Nevada, Torpedo, Extra IPA $10

California

Rogue, Dead Guy Ale $10

Oregon

Budweiser & Bud Light, Lager $7

Missouri

Redd’s Apple Ale $9 Wisconsin

Ommegang $13

Three Philosophers, Quadrupel Ale New York

Asahi, Extra Dry, Lager $8 Japan

Corona, Extra, Lager $8

Mexico

Guinness, Draught, Stout $8

Ireland

New Castle Brown Ale $11

United Kingdom

Heineken, Lager $8 Netherlands

Chimay, Rouge, Ale $13

Belgium

Stella Artois $9

Belgium

St. Pauli Girl, Non-Alcoholic $7

Germany

I can’t wait to get home and pour myself some dinner.

INSPIRED SMALL BITES

House Potato Crisps $7

gorgonzola cream dipping sauce

Mushroom Toast $12

hamakua mushroom sauté, shallot herbed

cheese spread

Truffled Potato Tots $11

lemon, boschetto

Hawaiian Poke Cups $14

yellowfin “ahi” tuna

Crab Cakes $9

red pepper aioli, asian guacamole

Charcuterie Chips $13

crisp prosciutto and salami, gorgonzola dip-

ping sauce

Wagyu Beef Tartare “Nachos” $16

okinawan potato crisps

Prosciutto-Crusted Papaya $11

balsamic vinaigrette, mint

Steak Sliders $15

truffle tots

Charcuterie & Cheese Platter $18

chef’s selection of condiments

People who say I’m hard to shop for clearly don’t know where to buy wine.

SWEETS!

Mango Panna Cotta $9

kaffir lime, coconut

Chocolate Peanut Butter Crunch Bar $10

kula strawberries, mint, chocolate croquant

Warm Dark Chocolate Fondant Cake $10

lavender crème anglaise, raspberry hibiscus

Kona Coffee Cheesecake $10

macadamia nut mascarpone cream,

caramel brittle

French Vanilla Gelato $6

tropical macaroon

Sorbet $6 Acai, Green Tea, Or Mango

Chef’s Dessert “Sampler” $16

chocolate peanut butter crunch bar kona coffee cheesecake

mango sorbet and berries

Affogato $9

espresso, vanilla gelato

Cheese & Fresh Fruit $11

seasonal selection

Coffee keeps me busy until it’s acceptable to drink wine.

Seriously? After 11 enthralling pages of wine, food, fun and trivia, you still

yearn for more?