This Chick

AmandaSelzer

I’m going to tell you all about me….. via meme.

You mad Bro?

With as little talking as possible.

And with as little as talking possible.

I know what you’re thinking…

But all I can meme is:

And all you will think is:

Or…

OR…

But…

So let’s move on!

In 1990:

In

(Fallbrook)

Specifically (I know this isn’t a meme but really, it should be.

Have you ever seen such a happy Avocado?)

(Fallbrook)

Ages 1-11 I moved around a lot.

Mom re-married into the…. Ahem.

As a result, I developed a new super power:

Sarcasm

I watched a lot of films when I was younger.

They influenced and fueled my…

At 12 I settled in MD

In the middle of nowhere.

High School Happened.

And happened.

Occupation also happened.

I decided I wanted to be an Artist.

Inspiration still fueled by my impeccable taste in movies.

I soon met Photography

Early influence and concentration was nature.

Declared intent to pursue BFA

Parents Reaction

My reaction

Began School for Photography

Began to focus on the body

Reaction to said school…

Transferred

Also transferred…

Recently investigating portraiture

Clap.