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WOOB EEAES

Tby Are Proofs Tliat MatureStrange to Ue

TJaildss tto live m the country theTrooek play lDt a small part hi our livesW see tkem oaly in the summer holiifovs perhaps not even ilien we become

s strangers to their beauty and forlonger or shorter periods forget to thinkof them And yet aside from all phys¬

ical consequences what a dreary world5t would be were there no forests OurtfeoHght would be parched and restless

ad se to speak without eyelids Thelse3 aad most persstently urban

ong ks would lose an horizon restfulXe the eye curtain of green andpeftcefal recollections

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covert and a snare a place of refugeand l lurking danger The tree thatskelters the small bird conceals theiovenets of his enemv the owl the

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detection the underbrush but I somefevv hours mas whatlies suspended could from

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WTQ carelese of a newpresencethe woods are the tiny warblers andoatekiag live floor

below the and take small note ofeveats the rez-de-chau- ssc and theciickadee who brings in from orchardjn4 pasture a fund of cheerful audacity

be paid out among the shadowsDo net --we ourselves on entering the

wood take a certainTueruiebs

timidtvthe birds no wood fearsThey aaay be and substantial or

vague but that mostof us have felt some quaver of this innate this readiness to alarm5a the forest See breast

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she replied fervently Mine doesThere are degrees of this sensitiveBess according the fineness or culti-vation the imag nation There arepeople suspect every unfamiliarleaf orberry of intent to poison

who will hardly pluck flowerwithout challenge and are more waryof drinking stream than

imbibing the filtered liquid whichasurps the name of water the cityAnd people have more shrink

and small superstitions albeit ofhomelier and more absolvablesort thanthe most urban of excursionists Thechildren on return from

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to therow

sunlight has beenToads and are

able is of snakes Itthe oldest religion is

that we can almost call ituniversal has roots thatis impossible to whether they arefastened instinct tradition

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brought to it awayfangs puny

aversion inspires is theresame ineradicable

it the majority of thesensations which woodApartrfrom Tralgar tangible apprehensioa being bitten stung thereexists intangible fearlete which tease imaginations

snsaspected in ofoar consciousness Alone forest

listen keep lookout isbe shaped

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j the edge swarapv thicketwpcu xne onivthing--visible was brown thrush who

andeed wa skulking caughtthe but knew that onlyusual conscious embarrassed

and refused to suspect him anynection the disturbance No

culprit appeared andyet the even respirations contin-ued my courage like that ofBob Acres oozed awav and fled notfrom apparation but from vibra-tion

More appalling than sound is thesilence and of deepforest One haunted thp anHnnitwwhich is symboled long moss beards

ijcs Tibime an arounu nugodecaying the unburied ancestors

the monarchs who are still standingstrong their girth of rings It sufgests the Palaeozoic era and the

coal see those great trunkshewn down by time and tempest halfsunken the earth and already per-haps many seasons on in the existencewhich is theirs after death Coveredwith mosses and bright fungi theyseem sll sentient and morewrought by age than the coalitself which has forgotten and becomeinorganicso long ago that donot count Among those aged gen-erations the mountain climber an

Is anarchronism well an intruderand confronted at every step byquestion what he doth there hasput oostacies way to anyprogress clamber over logstack around bowlders and avoid im-penetrable places There silence reigns

break now and then whichleaves to settle again deeper thanbefore Even busy and cheerfulsound the woodpeckers hammerdivides intensifies the stillness with

certainIn ancient days superstition the

raven foreboded hapthere were an index

New England birds the jayheavenly plumage would to beplaced in There few bird notesmore weird that high

heard in the autumn across thebrown fields or through the arches ofthe pine grove It rings throughthe aisles making quietude likehush of apprehension

There are moments when on enteringthe woods one seems to have broken in

beneath Pon high festivity of Nature Aio the hfeerritae to on the otherAiniLW unvas

andWood tf irnPtSa1 rfta end to end of the wood pathbreath detect no movement

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flight nymphs early morn-ing interruptions givewhole night revelry and tempt

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of the manifold harmonies and re-pose of forest consciousness ofmany tints and The oaksspread lovingly over Kosalind and theflowers grow about Perdita Theirspeech does not disturb the quiet nornnz iaise among ine nousns anev lcscrying they quaintly anf0ve they were bornin court and

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SopJua in AUaniic Monthly

Practical Benevolence

A lady and her daughter in Berlinchange places with servantsother Sunday doing entire house-work

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themselves giving up thedrawTng room to the servants theirfriends The servants play on thepiano sins read knit sewvriKA fWMinv themselves as thev nlttap

The adre waited upon by the lades preselves as in the open countryficreaasand belfowings of the farm- - I cady as tfaemso wait on ordiTarL familiar as are sound new ary days Lsually the servants haveand umaccosntable when heard at inter companv on these peculiar occasions

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with cheerfulness washing thedishes afterward The literal observat on of the Golden Rule is doubtlesswhat the Berlin ladies intend though ofcourse the rule does not specfy that

two branches of which the one sawed persons neea practise omy on eyery

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HUMOR IN HISTORYThe Introduction Into England of the

Art or Practical ToklngrThe early Saxons had no humor

During the English heptarchy the pet-ty

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Kings were never known to smileexcept when inflicting punishment onan enemy Cutting off a mans headwas regarded as a practical joke butthe victim did not see any mirth in theperformance The Normans were thefirst to carry humor into England Theconqueror was a rare joker that is hisjokes were extremely rare Johnsjokes were expensive On one occasionhe levied a fine of ten thousand markson a wealthy Jew of Bristol The Jewrefused to pay the sum

All rightv said John It is yourbusiness not to pay but it is ray busi-ness

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to see that you do Then call-ing

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an officer the King remarkedTale this man in custody treat him

well but pull one of his teeth eachday until he heartily embraces myproposition

The next morning the oilicer pulledone tooth The rich Hebrew was notedfor his fine teeth They had won anextended reputation for him and nat-urally

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enough he valued them highlyWhen the oilicer reported that he hadpulled one tooth the King asked

How did he stand itHe groaned but said nothingAll right feed him on tough beef

and keep up the performanceThe next morning when the officer

went into Jacob s cell the old mansaid

Why do you persist in pulling mybest teeth

Because my dear sir the King willhave none but the best He arguesthat the best is always the cheapest

It may be for him but not for meThats all right the officer re-

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but the King did not send mehere to argue Open your mouth

Another tooth was drawn a toothwhich had above all others won theaffections of the old man The per-formance

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was repeated every day un-til

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ten teetii were extracted On themorning of the eleventh da- - the off-icer

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upon entering the cell found theold man violcntlyand painfully wor¬

rying with a piece of beefCome old man

The old man put down his beeflooked appealingly at the officer andsaid

Cant you give a man time to eatI am nearly starved

You have had plenty of time andaside from that the Kings motto isDuty before pleasure

I cant afford to give up any moreteeth

Well then give me an order forthe money

The order was given and the Hebrewgentleman accompanied by the rest ofhis teeth was suffered to depart DrKillinghopper in his treatise on the

Rise and Progress of Dentistry saysthat rich Jews teeth were in differentparts of the kingdom hung out mfront of the dentists offices and thatto day one of them may be seen inBristol This tooth the doctor goeson to say is on account of its longroots and the ghastly suggestionswhich it inspires much valued oy den-tists

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The private account book which ac-cording

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to Hume was kept by EdwardIL shows that a crown was paid to afool for making the King laugh Edward after bestowing the piece ofmoney on the clown should have felta warm sympathj for him for he likeEdward was a fool with a crownThis King experienced great trouble inacquiring laughs Sometimes the mostextensive advertising failed even tobring a giggle

MENDING CLOTHES

Suggestions for LudiegLittle About Patchiu

Arkansaw Traveler

IVJio Know Uutand Darning

The people in this world who getbeyond the use of patches on gar-ments

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are few and exceedingly foolishWe formerlv knew the wife now deceased of a millionaire who todying day took great pride inability to patch clothes neatl- -

from parsimonious motives but

herhernotbe--

cause she was a very sensible womanOur esteem for the lady was all thegreater on this account

But not every one is able to neatlyla a patch or darn a rent who maydesire to do so hence we advance afew helpful suggestions In patchingstart by cutting a piece of material ofa size slightly larger than to complete-ly

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cover the worrf place Cut it ac-curately

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by the thread nothing looksmore untidy than a crooked patchwith unshapely corners

Next turn in a narrow fold on thefour sides of the patch lay it in plaeeoutside the worn part and tack fastSew it on all around either like aseam or else fell it If it lies coscand flat the tacking threads may thencome away

2ow the work must go on from thewrong side bj-- first cutting away theworn piece leaving enough margin toturn in as for a hem Cutlittlo nioks atthe corners to allow it to lay i at andfell it all around The comers shouldbe as well shaped as are those of thepatch To have the piece square onthe right side and then an ill sliapedcircle of much smaller dimensions onthe wrong side as one sometimes seesis to spoil the work so far as looks go

To neatly match the stripes or figureof the garment by the new material isone half in doiii- - line patchinir Whena patch is completed lay an old hand-kerchief

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or other thin cloth over it andpress out with a hot iron

Flannel may be mended in the sameway as described only that instead ofthe edges being folded in leave flatand instead of being felled thoy shouldbe herring boned all round

Sheets and similar articles that areworn thin by long use and are tooweak to patch must be darned Forthis real darning cotton not that usedfor stockings but a soft fine articlemade for the purpose should be used

When darning take quite half aninch extra on either side and not justthe very tbin place itself ana that onlyIf so done there is danger of themended part not iretting through tiiefirst wash without breaking out Byrunning several ines of strong sewingcotton round the thin part before doins the darning it will strengthen thefoundation greatly and will not showafterwards

Use a long fine darner for finefabrics a thicker one for coarser clothTake a thread and mis two threadsuniformly going straight acrossLeave a moderate loop at the end toallow for shrinking turn and go backagain getting your stitches on alinewith each other Chicago Ivews

Lehigh University has a Mustardand Cheese Dramatic Club

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HOME AND FARM

AlLroots should be kept a tempera-ture

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but a little above the freezing anilthe same is true of apples Boston Tost

Small sound potatoes fed to horsesin connection with other feed will befound very beneficial and will be thank-fully

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received by them Farm JournalWashing soda is very useful in deo-

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vase3 in which flowers navestood too long cisterns which the heat ofsummer has rendered foul and anyvessel which it is found difficult tosweeten Detroit Tribune

Fall Squash Cut up take out inside pare the pieces and stew in a lit¬

tle water for an hour mash in the ket-tle aud stir over the lire until drjseason with butter cream salt andpepper Set in oven to brown AlbanyJournal

The smaller breeds of sheep beingmore active than the larger breeds canbetter subsist on barren hillsides andgive better returns If given properattention any ol the breeds will thrivewhere the land is not low and marshyWet feet often result in foot rot N YTimes

Scotch short bread made by thisrecpe is recommended Halt a poundof butter and a quarter of a pound ofsugar mixed to a cream and one poundof sifted flour knead and roll it half aninch thck Bake slowly If the cakeis preferred very sweet use six ouncesof sugar The Caterer

When cream is colder than the sur-rounding

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air it takes up moisture andimpurities from the air When the airis colder than the cream it takes upmoisture and whatever escapes from thecream In the former case the creampurifies the surrounding air in the lat-

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case the air helps to purify thecream Cleveland Leader

Earthenware is not suitable to keepfat in as it absorbs the grease andeventually becomes rancid and willtant it3 contents Tin is better butthis must not be allowed to becomerusty which might happen if there wereany remains of water or settlings ofgravy But fortunately for the taintedbowls and plates chemistry comes tothe rescue and restores them to goodcondition by immersing them for somehours in a hot bath of lye and waterChicago Journal

The colt sometimes loses its damand at other times tne hitters milk isinsufficient for its support In suchcases cows milk may be used but as itcontains less sugar than the mares itshould be sweetened by the addition ofsmall quantities of sugar or molassesIt should be fed often five or six timesa day and the quantities given at eachmeal should be small say half a pintfor a colt two or three days old whenthere is no supply from the damWestern Iiural

FOOD FOR THE SICK

Why the Convalescents Eye Should BaPleased an Well as USs Palate

Solid food should never be given to asick person without the doctors specialpermission He will say when in hisjudgment it3 use may be begun safelyand thus the nurse is relieved from allresponsibility A convalescents dietshould be digestible and tempting Thoappette is besrinning to return andmust be encouraged exeppt after ty-

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fever when it has to be sup-pressed

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During extreme illness foodis a disagreeable necessity to be dis-

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of as quickly as possible Thereis no desire for it it is swallowed undercompulson as a necessary but nause-ous

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medicine and to escape from thoimportunities of the nurse In con-valescence

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it is looked forward to witheagerness and the dainty repasts arothe events of the day They should bomade to look as enticing as they can beand all the appointments should bodaintily bright and clean A teaspponful of tea spilled in the saucer from afull cup seems a trilling matter to awell person but it is enough to spo 1

the comfort of an invalids mealsFood that is intended tobe hot must be served very hot on awell warmed plate et over a bowl ofboiling water and covered in its trans tfrom the kitchen A cup of lukewarmeoup would be sent away untastedwhereas if it had been really hot it wouldhave been eaten and enjoyed Thingsthat are ntended to be cold should beleft in the ice box or the cool dairyuntil the last moment before servingTepid blanc manjre is not an invitingarticle of diet and custard which woudbe delicious ice cold loses its attractive-ness

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when it is milk warm Strawber-ries

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and all fruit should be placed on aplate over a bowl filled with choppedice and sliced tomatoes should be laidon ice Attention to these little pointsmakes all the difference between com-fort

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and discomfort between food beingrefused as unpalatable or eaten with rel-ish

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The prettiest china that the houseaffords should be brought out to embel-lish

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the ponvalesceuts tray The eyemust be pleased as well as the palateand a victory is won when the invalidsays Oh how delicious it looksButter should be rolled into tiny bailswith the grooved paddles sold for thopurpose and bread cut in delicate slicesdivided into four Good Jlousckeemna

How to Grease Wheels

Lard should never be used on a wag- -

on for it will penetrate the hub andwork its way out around the tenons ofthe spokes thus spoiling tho wheelTallow is the best lubricant for woodenaxle trees and castor oil for iron hubsbut many of the patent axle greases aroalso excellent and have the merit ofbeing cheaper and more convenient tohandle Just grease enough should beapplied to tho spindle ot a wagon togive it a slight eoatng Thi is betterthau more for the surplus put on wllwork out at the ends and be forced bythe shoulder bands and nut washer intothe hub around the outside of the boxesTo oil an iron axle tree first wipe thespindle clean with a cloth wet with ker-osene

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or benzine and then apply a fewdrops of castor oil near the spindle audend One teaspoonful is sufficient forall the wheels of any light wagon oreven of an iron axled farm wagon butnever allow anv axle to get dry beforeapplying the oil Farm Field andStockman

Most smokers are proud to own areal amber mouthpiece What wouldthey say to a room seventy five or onehundred feet square lined on all sidewith amber clear to the lofty ceilimThat is what some American touristssaw the other day at Tsarskoe Selo animperal summer palace near St Pe-tersburg

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The precious fossil gumwas cut and dove tailed so as to mak abeautiful figures of cupids fruits and

j flowers The whole is in- - the highestI 2tyie of polish Chicago Herald

--Eruit growers gardeners and smallfarmers find the bill for fertil zers quitean item of expense much of whichcould be saved if proper care was usedin composting their manure and availing themselves of all the fertilizingmatter within their reach To properlycompost farmyard manure requires con-siderable

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labor but it is richly repaidEvery farmer should have a compostheap which should be under shelterand so arranged that the excrementscan not dissolve and soak away De-

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Tribune

TTnited States Sexxtok Bulckburx saysBed Star Cough Cure is safe and reliablePrice twenty live cents a Dottle

There are 103 different species ofsharks Tako your choice Detroit FreeJfiress

A Sad Case of Potsoninjri that of any man or woman afflictai withdisease or derangement of the liver result-ing

¬in poisonous accumulations in tho blood

scrofmous affections sick headaches anddiseases of the kidneys lungs or heart

hese troubles can be cured only by goingto the primary cause and putting the liverin a healthy condition To accomplish thisresult speedily and effectually nothing ha3proved itself so efficacious as Dr Pierces14 Golden Medical Discovery which hasnever failed to do the work claimed for itand never will

WnEXtwo pugilists step into the ringwhat kind of a musical composition arethey going to performl inquired one trav-eling

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man of another Give It up Aknock turn was the reply

What can be more disagreeable moredisgusting than to sit in a room with a per-son who is troubled with catarrh and nasto keep coughing and clearing his or herthroat of the mucus which drops into itSuch persons are always to be pitied if theytry to cure themselves and fail But if theyget Dr Sages Catarrh Remedy there needbe no failure

Tovd in few words Boy Gun GladFun

Gun Bust Boy D ust

COUGU3 HOARSESES3 SOHE THROAT etcuickly relieved by Browns Bronchialroches A simple and effectual remedy

superior to all other articles for the samepurpose Sold only in boxes

Cax anybody tell why popular subscrip-tions

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are so very unpopular Boston Tran-script

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Rupture radioally cured alsopile tumors and fistulao Pamphlet of par-ticulars

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10 cents in stamps Worlds Dpensary Medical Association Buffalo N x

A tug is the only thing that has its towsbehind St Taul Herald

Complsxioxal Defects aro eradicated nothidden bv Glenns Sulphur Soap HillsHair and Whisker Dye Black or Brown 50c

TVhex is butter like Irish children Whenit is made into little pats Ar T Telegram

If afflicted with Sore Eyes use Dr IsaacThompsons EyeWaterDruggists sell it 25c

A cat boat is always dangerous when itsqualls Loicell Citizen

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Oxyqex Coke Throat lung nervous dis-eases

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Book free Dr Gepport Cincinnati O

A sioTTO for young lovers So fa and nofather JV T Itidependait

BROxenrns is cured by frequent smalldoses of Pisos Cure for Consumption

A tacht is always for sLLJferehautTraveler

It is whispered about the suburbs of Buf-falo

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that a young girl of that city screamedso when the dentist was pulling her tooththat she turned yeller Rochester Fost-Ez-pre- ss

Cax you use this timidly inquired thepoet as he laid a bundle on the desk Ithink I can said the editor affably Iam just about to start a fire in the officestove Fhiladelphta Call

Wnx Chawley drawled Gus de Flipkins to his chum C Percy Giddibraine

wheres your watch O I couldntstand it he replied the beastly tickingshattered my nerves Tid Bils

Homer Greene is writing a sequel to hisstory What My Lover Said It will beentitled Is the Dog Tied Up Tid Bits

The gout has come to be considered aswell disease and no millionaire is consid-ered

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