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Poor digestion often causes irregular-ity of the heart's action. This irregu-larity may be mistaken for real, organicheart disease. The symptoms are muchthe same. There is however a vastdifference between the two: organicheart disease is often incurable; ap-

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A case in point is quoted from theNew Era, of Qreensburg, Ind. Mrs.Ellen Colsom, Newpoint, Ind., awoman 48 years old, had suffered forfour years with distressing stomachtrouble. The eases generated by tiieindigestion pressed on the heart, andcaused an irregularity of its action.She had much pain in her stomach andheart, and was subject to frequent andsevere choking spells which were mostsevere at night. Doctors were tried iuvain; the patient became worse, de-

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told him all about It myself," said Fol-

ly, smiling."I remember now, that it was the

same with me and the cat," said Joe."I know I wanted to tell you how sorryI was, and it was all I could think ofwhen Jonessy came to see ma"

"I am sorny, too, Joe," said Polly,"and I hope you won't think that Idone It on purpose."

Somehow the summer dusk gatheredaround them, and neither seemed tonotice It, as they talked on and onacross the table between them. Afterawhile, however, Polly rose and wentto the open door, where Joe followedher.

"Say, Polly," he said, taking her un-

resisting hand, "1 have been sorry for"

everything all these years; won't yousay that you forgive me?"

Polly looked up into his face."I have been sorry, too, Joe. Oh I so

sorry."Just then Polly's cat, purring softly,

rubbed herself against Joe's leg, and atthe same moment old Domlnlck crowedlustily on his own side of the fence.- -

Now, In Pinevllle, a good many thingsare dated from the time "when JoePeterhian and Polly May got married."

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"I wouldn't do it if I was you," saidJonessy, earnestly. "Why, there Isn'ta soul in rinevlllo would believe youcould do it"

"Could do what?""Why, carry Joe Peterman In your

arms, of course.""Jim Jonessy, you are a fool!" she

cried, very red In the faco. "It Is Joe'sold Domlnlck rooster I have been talk-lu- g

about.""Why, yes, of course," stammered

Jonessy, in confusion, trying to smile."I was Just teasing you. Polly, know-

ing that you and Joe were such oldfriends."

"But did Jot? say he was going totake me to court?" she asked.

"Not exactly, but I advised him to goand talk the matter over with you. Ray,Polly, you two ought to make up. Youtake my advice," said Jonessy.

Then Jonessy went one way andPolly went the other, each one busywith many thoughts.

That evening Mrs. Jonessy asked herhusband how many fees the new officehad brought him.

"This Is the first day, you know," hesmiled faintly. "I have Just been set-

ting the wheels In motion to-da- andthe fees will come in after uwhllo."

"Yes; when Joe Peterman and PollyMay get married," she said, laughing.

Jonessy had accomplished somethingthat day. He had set Joe and Pollythinking about each other. Joe's long,

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New Propelling Device by Which aVessel May Tow Itself.

A unique propelling device has- justbeen Invented whereby a vessel may Ina measure become its own tugboat. Itresembles an auxiliary propeller morethan anything else, consisting mainlyof a cylinder pointed at both ends andcarrying within a motor mechanismwhich receives Its power ordinarilyfrom the engine of the vessel to whichIt is attached.

At one end of the propelling devicethere Is a screw propeller, and to themiddle Is attached a bar, or tube, con-

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The device may be attached to bothsides, to either end, or to whatever por-tion of the ship may seem desirable.Two of them will propel an oceansteamer with sufficient force to give itheadway, though very little speed. Itis especially designed for the use ofvessels which have suffered accident,either to their propelling, machinery orto the rudder. It will supply admira-bly the place of the steering apparatus,and seems to be Just about what hasbeen needed for some time. Nothingcan be more unmanageable than a shipwithout a rudder, and the Inventorsays it was really this Idea that in-

spired him to conceive what promisesto be a very useful contrivance.

Any vessel can be easily equippedwith tho new propelling device, andthat, too, without complication of anysort. All that Is necessary Is to supplythe avenuo for the power to reach thedevice and to provide for its being se-

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Ordinarily the device would weighone ton, and be of twenty-hors- e powercapacity. Its dimensions would betwenty-thre- e Inches in diameter by seven-

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WHO ARE "DE QUALITY ?"Social IHstinctions of the Old Regime

Still Held by the Free-bor-n Negro.Lilian Bell givs this characteristic

dialogue between two colored womenIn the opening chapter of "Yessum," avivid story of Southern life appearingin the Woman's Home Companion:

"On Saturday afternoon the 'wash'of the Northern delegates to the Bap-tist convention was being bornethrough the streets of Memphis on theheads of two black, pendulous coloredwomen.

" TVhat you gwine do, Slst' Richidy,if dem Northern ladies gibs you fits'bout scorchin' dat skirt?'

" 1 ain't skeered 'bout what demNorthern ladies gwine say to me' boutnuthln', Sist' Golden,' retorted the oth-er. 'Don't you know dey say dat col-

ored folks is jes as good as white folksIs, an' dat up Norf If a colored lady gota sils. dress she gits Invited to de whitefolks' pah ties Jes' like de quality?'

'Git out wid you, Sist' Richidy, Ialn' no sich softy as to b'lieve yo' fooltalk.'

"''Ta.ln't no fool talk, Slst' Golden.Hit's de Gawd's trufo. 'Cordln' to datde ladles won't dare say nuthln' to me'bout dat scorched skirt, 'case it wouldbe lake deir sassin' one anurr. An' ifdey did talk sassy to me,' she added,emboldened by the other's evident ad-

miration, 'I'd Jes up an' sass 'em back.Deed I would. If dey t'ink I'm as good

as dey is, I Jes' gwine show 'em dat 1 is.'" 'For de lan's sako, Sist' Richidy, I

never did see you so uppity befo'. ButI reckou you wouldn't dare talk so IfIt was ole Mis Beauchamp's ruffled pet-

ticoat you done burnt.'" 'Lan d, Sist' Golden, I reckon not,'

cried the woman. 'Mis Beauchamp Isde quality, one of do sho' 'nuff hl&h-steppl- n'

ladies. I don't reckon de timewill ever come when we'll hyer huh

dat niggers Is huh equals.She hoi's dat hold up as high as sheever done when de Beauchamps ownedde whole place. An' when she corneaIn town she llffs huh dress an' pltkshuh way lake she Jes 'splae to touch dodirt with dem H'll foots of huhs. Shegot a look In huh eyes, ole as she Is,much as to say "you niggers, step roun'hyer. You may be as good as de North-ern ladles, but as for me, you has beenmy slaves, an' In min' you Is still." "

How Barnum Won His Wife.Barnum was Mayor of Bridgeport

and a widower, ne was lonesome andhis beautiful homo, Waldemere, on thoshore of Long Island Sound, was notmuch visited except by sightseers. Hebecame Interested In the beautifuldaughter of John Fish, of Southport,England, a retired manufacturer, andsolicited her hand in marriage. Bar-num was well advanced In years andknew his fame as the prince of show-men was not sufficient to win the prize.In fact, the fame might hurt his suitrather than help It, for Miss Fish great-ly disliked the notoriety attached tothe "greatest show on earth," and aftershe had married Its owner, always,managed to hold herself aloof from thepublicity her husband loved so well.

But the old shqwman's knowledge ofthe English leve for celebrity led himto play a winning card- - He had hisphotograph taken, with Waldemere asa backgroun.d. The picture represent-ed hlra seated In a showy landau, har-nessed to four beautiful black horses,his coachman on the box and two foot-men behind- - Under the photographwere the words, "Lord Mayor. 6?Bridgeport." A copy of this picturewas forwarded to Miss Fish, and Bar-num always thought it "did the busi-ness." At all events, it was not longafter Miss Fish received the picturethat she became his wife.

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One of the Philippine Insurgent leaders is abeautiful woman whose life seems to becharmed. She hast often rushed bravely Intothe very teeth of death from Runs and cannon,but has never been wounded. Frequently wosee people in this country who live so Ionsthat their lives seem charmed also, but theonly charm about It is that they keep up theirstrength and vitalize their blood witli thatcelebrated remedy, Hosteller's StomachBitters.

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( ITEN Joe retermrtn andw roily May get married,"tvhs a standing jest In

Plnevlllc.Joe and Polly lived on adjoining

five-acr- e lots, with only a fence be-

tween them. It was not a very highfence nor a strong one either, for it wasalmost rotted down In many places.

It was said that years ago Joe andPolly had been sweethearts, but thatthey had quarreled aboyt some triflingmatter, and that they had not spokento each other since that day.

Jonessy had Just been elected Justiceof Pinevllle, mid was looking aroundto see where the fees of the office wereto come from.

As there was nothing for him to do Inthe office, he thought that It was hisduty to go outside of it and hunt upsomething. In debating the questionwith himself as to what woujd be mostlikely to bring him In a fee, bis mind,of course, turned to marriages.

" hen Joe Peterman and Polly Mayget married," he repeated to himself,smiling. "Well, It Is a duty I owe tothis community to end that quarrel oftheirs the first thing, and It is a dutyI owe to myself to see that they getmarried as soon afterward as possi-ble."

So Jonessy took a walk out to JoePeterman's place, and found the latterat home.

"Joe," he said, after some talk onsubjects in general. "Joe, I came outto see you on official business."

Joe's eyes flew wide open."I haven't been doing anything

wrong, have I?" he asked, with trem-

bling voice.The truth was that Joe had thrown

a brickbat at Polly's cat the night be-

fore, and without really intending to doso. had hit her and knocked her out ofhis favorite peach tree, and had feltrather mean about It ever since,

"Well, I don't know," Jonessy replied,cautiously, for he could see that Joehad something on his mind, andthought to draw him out "You see,Joe, the right and the wrong generallydepends on the circumstances attend-ing the case,"

"That's what I reckoned," said Joe."You see I saw her coming throughthe fence, and tried to make her goback."

"And she wouldn't go?""No.""W hat did you do next' 1

"Soon as I spoke she ran np thatpeach tree, and went to clawing andscratching the bark."

"She did. eh?""She did. Then I got mad, like a

fool," said Joe, hanging his head. "Ipicked up a brickbat and threw It ather. and down she came, kicking herlegs'llke drumsticks."

"Didn't she say anything?" askedJonessy.

"Who?""Why, Tolly May, of course.""You didn't think that It was Polly I

treated that way, did you?" asked Joe,"No, hardly. Put who was It?""It was Polly's cat, J ne sy. I thought

that perhaps Polly had seen It, andgone to you and enteruf! a complaintagainst me."

"No, she hasn't done It yet, Joe. butthere J.s no telling how soon she may doso," said Jonessy. Then he added, con-

fidentially, "If I were you I'd go overand see her and settle the whole thingout of court."

After Jonessy left him Joe stood andscratched his head for some time. Thewhole thing was & puzzle to him. HadJonessy known more than he pretend-ed? If so, had Polly told him? And IfPolly had, was It at her suggestion thatJonessy had come and told him to goand see her?

"It is ten years since we spoke," hemused; with a sad smile, while a mock-

ing bird was singing blithely In a treeclose by.

Then suddenly he burst out laughing."The idea of Polly climbing a tree," hetried. "And me throwing brickbats ather, and she fallUig

But Jonessy walked homeward Inquite a different mood. Somehow hefelt that his mission find Deen rather afailure. Still, every once Jn awhile, agleam of hope darted upward and hethought that he could see a fee of officeafar off.

As he walked along, musing anddreaming he found himself suddenlyface to face with a woman carrying ahuge basket on her arm.

"How do you do. Judge?" she cried,cheerily, Jetting her basket down to theground. "I was real glad to hear thatyou was elected."

"Thank you, Polly. I was Just think-ing about you when you bobbed up,"said Jonessy. "Have Just been over tosee your neighbor, Joe Peterman, andwas op my way home with my thoughtsfull of both of you."

Polly frowned."Joe isn't going to have me to court.

Is he?" she asked."Can't say. Polly. I reckon that de-

pends as much on you as on hlnj.""Well, he had no business coming In

through the window like be did," Pol".cried. "It served him only right thatthe window fell down on blm like itdid and caught h,lr hy the leg. Ofcourse, when I grabbed him by thethroat to keep him from squalling, andhe cut me on the wrist, I was madenough to kill him. But I kept my tem-

per, and I didn't hurt him any morethan I could help," she protested.

"But Joe didn't,-- -" Jonessy began."Of course Joe didn't Joe never

would listen to reason." crhjd Polly."But Polly, Joe" Jonessy began

again."That's all right Jim Jonessy: you

have Joe's side of the story, and I amgoing to tell mine," cried Polly. "AfterI got him loose I bothered with him allday, and doctored him, and that nightafter dark, I carried him In my armsto the fenge .and set him down on theother side."

"Goodness, Polly, you don't mean totell me that you carried him In yourarms?" Jonessy exclaimed.,

"Well, I Just did, and r wear to It

" Nat to take a cure for an otherwise fataldisease is to practically commit suicide."

A Doctor's BUI.A good true story Is told of a San

Francisco philanthropist and a doctorwith a conscience. A wealthy ladyseveral years ago developed an In-

significant wen on her face. In hertravels In Europe she consulted aneminent surgeon as to Its removal, andwas advised not to have It done. AnEastern surgeon of equal eminencealso declined to perform tho operation.Returning to San Francisco, she hap-pened to show It to a physician andsurgeon of no national reputation ahumble homeopath but a man whoseskill was unquestioned. He examinedIt carefully, and said there would beno trouble about It;, It was a simpleoperation. Dreading to risk It aftersuch eminent warning, she delayed ac-

tion, but finally asked another exam-ination and opinion. The same con-

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sults.One day, when the doctor called, his

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"Do you consider that a roaRonablocharge, considering the circum-stances?" to which the doctor replied:

"That is my charge for that opera- -

VOICE IN THE DOORWAY.

tlon; your clrcumstauces have nothing'to do with It" .

The lady went to her desk, and drewa check for five hundred dollars, andpresented It to him. Ho looked at Itand handed It back, saying:

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"Very well," the lady replied. "Keepthe check, and place the balance to mycredit."

Somo mouths after slvo received alengthy Itemized bill, upon which weroentered charges for treatment of vari-ous kinds, rendered to all sorts andends of humanity, male and female,black and white, who nad been mend-ed at her expense. She was so de-

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Freak of Nature.A curious freak of nature was run

across the other day by M. Hauge, aMinneapolis carpenter. While plan-ing a piece of maple his plane revealedto view a black vein In the wood, andhe was struck by a strange quirk Innature's photography.

It was a cross-graine- d piece, and Ina bunch of black veins a face wtfplainly distinguishable, Hauge waaafraid to enter deeper for fear of spoil-ing the image, and he cut out the sec-tion and polished It The wood thenshowed a combination of three heads

The whole, when held at a distance,reveals an excellent likeness of SirWalter Kalelgh. When held nearer,the upper portion is a clean cut rep-resentation of Queen Elizabeth, ruffand all, even to the peculiar smoothdressing of the hair away from theforehead. Below the head of EliaabethIs the face of Shakespeare, quite clear,except that a portion of the pointedbeard and the upper left temple aremissing.

The bit of wood bearing tfcls remark-able trio of natural portraits Is twoinches long and three-quarte- rs of anInch wide. Philadelphia Press.

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lantern-jawe- d face, usually sober andsolemn, had relaxed luto smiles severaltimes, and once he had actually caughthimself humming an old song that hadlain forgotten for years within him. On

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