SafetyFreedomEqualityJusticeOrderProgress. … where did they all go?

SafetyFreedomEqualityJusticeOrderProgress

… where did they all go?

The Democrat

s don’t know.

Neither do the

Republicans.

… they’ve decayed with the growth of

partisan politics and the media’s influence on

voters.

The truth is…

So…anybody got a solution

?

Well, we think we

do, anyway.

We at the Progressive Green Party USA want change. We are people

from all different backgrounds, trying to make our communities,

our country, and our world a better place to

live in.

HOLD IT!What

kinds of things

are you proposin

g?

Well, to start things

off, we’ll give you a

brief on the party.(cue

groans)

The first thing to know about the party is that it’s

SMALL!

Oops,

that’s small.

We don’t run candidates; instead, we support them by

campaigning for them any way we

can. We also support organizations and movements in this

way.

The second thing is that

we value free discussion and

dialogue highly.

The third thing is that we stress honesty. If we can’t succeed

without telling a lot of lies, we

DON’T succeed. Period.

Now, for our main platform items:• We are pro-life•We are pro-environment•We are pro-compassion

•We are pro-equality… and, as a

general rule, we favor moderate

positions.

WAIT!There are

many other items on our

current platform.

(Notice we said current)

Our platform is open to constant

debate and revisions.

Anybody can suggest ideas, amendments,

edits, etc.

Okay, so this looks interesting. But how

do I suggest revisions and stuff? I don’t even know where to find your

platform.

Oops, we forgot to tell you about

that.OOPS!

Our entire party so far is located on our website at

progressivegreenparty.wordpress.com.

(The address will be displayed again at the end of the presentation for your

convenience.)

So there you have it! A strapping young political

party ready to take on the big guys. Be sure to visit us at

our website! Thank you for your time! And remember…

Progressive Green is the Way to

Sheen!

Okay, that was a little

corny.

How about…

Calling All Honest

Progressives!

Visit our website: progressivegreenparty.wordpre

ss.com