My Beautiful Dark Twisted Choose Your Own Adventure Story

MY BEAUTIFUL DARK TWISTED Choose Your own Adventure sTORY

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While you are messing with the presets on your MPC, Paris quietly casts a spell to transport the

car directly to the Kardashian kompound. You all seat yourselves in the living room, snacks in hand,

and prepare yourselves for the enchanted adventure you are about to embark on.

The Phoenix appears in the living room, she is wearing stylish sunglasses and eating blonde

raspberries from whole foods. You might have literally just missed her. Paris breaks the silence by

greeting the woman in high Phoenician. She explains to her that she is in a safe space here with

dancers, artists, musicians, witches, and most importantly - friends.

The Phoenix lets out a squeal of delight. She said she was enthralled with the humanities -- arts, literature, dance, and especially theatre. Her

favorite Kanye album is 808s and Heartbreak. The family and friends sit around for many hours,

exchanging stories, showing off MPCs, and learning about each other’s strange worlds and

customs.

Many snacks and mugs of chai are consumed throughout the course of the night, when finally an

elaborate idea is proposed.

The goal is to direct and film a personalized rendition of The Lion King as a housewarming

ritual and gift to the soon-to-be-born Saint West. To accommodate the busy schedules of the

celebrities, Paris conjures a hyperbolic time chamber in order to speed the whole affair along.

Casting happens in real time:Mufasa: Kanye West

Scar: Jay- Z Older Simba: Chance the Rapper

Young Simba: Jaden SmithSarabi: Kim Kardashian West

Zazu: Rowan Atkinson Older Nala: The PhoenixYoung Nala: North West

Timon: Aziz AnsariPumba: Jamie Foxx

Rafiki: Lana Del Rey Original Score: Dr. Kanye West

In a timely three mortal-days the entire production was ready for staging and filming, with minor

damage to anyone’s PR schedule. At the end of the endeavour in the hyperbolic time chamber the

whole cast says a silent prayer in thanks equally to The House of Magic and of course DONDA

Creative House.

Kris and Caitlyn Jenner have recounted the evening as one of the most bewitching of their

entire lives. At the end of the flawless tear-jerking performance, there was happy cause to teleport to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in West Hollywood, because water was yielded in more than one way

that night.

The Phoenix continues to live with the West family as their live-in au pair. Currently she is at

university mastering the English language as well as French and Japanese. In her spare time she is working on her first original play. Dr. West is set

to receive his Nobel Prize and 10.0 BNM for ‘SWISH’ and is currently relishing the time he has

to spend with his family.