Reasons To Buy A Sports Car

REASONS TO BUY A SPORTS CAR

YES, IT MIGHT LOOK LIKE

YOU’RE EXPERIENCING A MID-

LIFE CRISIS.

BUT OWNING A SPORTS CAR WILL

BRING YOU FAR MORE JOY THAN

ANY MID-LIFE CRISIS CAN INHIBIT.

STILL NOT CONVINCED? HERE ARE

SIX REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD

OWN A SPORTS CAR AT SOME

POINT IN YOUR LIFE.

BE WARNED: THE COPS MIGHT

HATE YOU.

THE PERFORMANCE IS

UNBEATABLE

SPORTS CARS ARE BUILT TO BE

FUN TO DRIVE.

THEY’RE MADE TO HUGE THE

ROAD, ALLOWING YOU TO BARELY

HIT THE BRAKES BEFORE TAKING A

180-DEGREE TURN.

THEY’RE LIGHTWEIGHT AND

LOW TO THE GROUND.

YOU HAVE FUN PLAYING SPORTS,

RIGHT? YEAH, THEN YOU’LL HAVE

FUN IN A SPORTS CAR AS WELL.

FRIENDS WILL LOVE TO HATE

YOU

HAVING A SPORTS CAR IS AN

EFFECTIVE WAY TO MAKE YOUR

FRIENDS ENVY YOU – AND YOUR

NEIGHBORS WILL BE JEALOUS,

TOO.

GRANT IT, THEY MIGHT HATE HOW

LOUD THE THING IS OR THE FACT

THAT YOU’RE TERRORIZING

SQUIRRELS THAT ARE SITTING IN

THE MIDDLE OF A QUIET STREET.

YOU’VE GOT THE POWER OF OVER

400 HORSES – EVERYONE WILL BE

WATCHING YOU.

THEY’RE PRETTY TO LOOK AT

SPORTS CARS ARE BUILT TO

APPEAL TO THE AESTHETICS.

THEY’RE CURVY, SITTING LOW

AND OFFERING THE FINEST

ITALIAN LEATHER.

EVEN THE PURR THEY GIVE

OFF IS APPEALING.

MOST SPORTS CARS ARE

EQUIPPED WITH FREE-FLOWING

EXHAUST SYSTEMS – AMPLIFYING

THE SOUND AND LETTING

EVERYONE HEAR ITS BEAUTIFUL

MUSIC.

WHAT’S MORE? WOMEN WILL

LOVE YOU.

YOU LOOK MUCH MORE

APPEALING WHEN YOU’RE

STEPPING OUT OF A CONVERTIBLE

VERSUS STEPPING OUT OF A

MINIVAN.

ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE

ONE BENEFIT TO HAVING A

SPORTS CAR: LIMITED

SEATING.

YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR SON’S

WHOLE BASEBALL TEAM PILE

INTO THE BACK SEAT.

SPORTS CARS ARE MEANT TO

HAVE FUN IN – NOT TO LUG

AROUND LITTLE KIDS.

PLUS, IT CAN HELP YOU GET

OUT OF SOME ERRANDS.

I DIDN’T STRESS

PERFORMANCE ENOUGH

SPORTS CARS ARE BEAUTIFUL

BECAUSE THE CAR WILL NEVER

LIMIT WHAT YOU CAN DO ON THE

ROAD.

FOR INSTANCE: EVERYONE HAS

HAD TROUBLE MERGING ONTO

THE HIGH WAY AT SOME POINT IN

HIS OR HER LIVES.

THE REASON: YOU WEREN’T

DRIVING A SPORTS CAR.

STOMP THAT PEDDLE TO THE

METAL AND YOU’LL GET

WHEREVER YOU WANT TO GO ON

THAT HIGHWAY.

JUST BEWARE: COPS ARE

ALWAYS LOOKING OUT TO

CATCH A SPORTS CAR DRIVER.

DRIVING THE OLD SCHOOL WAY

NOWADAYS, IT’S HARD TO FIND

MANUAL TRANSMISSIONS.

DRIVING A CAR THE “OLD SCHOOL

WAY” BRINGS A LOT MORE FUN TO

DRIVING.

BY DRIVING A MANUAL

TRANSMISSION, YOU HAVE THAT

MUCH MORE CONTROL OVER THE

CAR.

YOU CAN FEEL THE CAR

BENEATH YOU.

IT’S LIKE YOU’RE PLAYING A

VIDEO GAME… IN REAL LIFE.