Funny quotes

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FUNNY QUOTES

® always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

-margaret mead

®people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

- Isaac Asimov

®get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

- Mark Twain

® Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

- Elbert Hubbard

® I belive that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

- Ron White

® A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

- Lana Turner

® Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

- Don Marquis

® Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

- Anthony Burgess

® A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's:She changes it more often.

- Oliver Herford

® Rose are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

- Oscar Levant

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